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I don't think I know what my ideal gf would be.
Of course I can fantasize about what I would want the most from a gf but since I have no experience I can't say whether the made up gf would actually be ideal in a practical situation.
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>>37324149
Im okay as long as im attracted to her and she loves me and our relationship is mutual.
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Pic is myself, meme arrows are ideal gf's traits.
>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight
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>>37323834
reposting from a few threads ago
oregano
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>>37323834
She is
>Between 4'11-5'6
>Curvy, she can have the belly long as she got them T&A, nice hips and juicy lips.
>Eyes blue as mine.
>Sassy, smart but not too smart, a homebody and subservient.
>Loyal, almost autistic in bluntness of truth.
>No jacked teeth.
>Someone who isn't afraid to tell me when theres something wrong.
If I can get those things I would be content and dedicated to my waifu as long as I can hold her head in my hands and walk her to the car.
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>>37324198
You remind me of my dad's, especially the 1962 rock part.
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>>37324198
Everything about your post is normie and cancer.
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>>37324310
Walk me through each point's normieness and cancerousness.
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>tfw no werewolf gf who has to lock herself in a cellar with 50 pounds of raw meat every full moon
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>gimme your phone, you always play wack shit in the car
>you can't just spank me because i asked you to, anon!
>i don't even like fighting anime, but yu yu hakusho is my favorite
>i just wanna do acid in the woods for your birthday
>i wanna watch a horror movie but i don't feel like finding a good one, should i just pick a classic you haven't seen?
>hurry up and smoke so we can go to bed
>i just wanna hang out with you
tfw these are just quotes from my gf. i don't know why i'm here.
t. normie
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My ideal gf would help me hunt down and kill the poster above me
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>>37323834
>>37324198
>>37324205
wow, it's reddit and facebook; who'd have throught
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reposting in the hopes of actually getting at least one (you) this time
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>>37323834
>dude weed lmao gf
Please fucking kill yourself.
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>>37324732
smoking a little weed isnt bad fucktard
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>>37324747
stoners are so goddamn unbearable
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>>37324760
So since you go to a bar once a month that makes you an alcoholic?
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>>37324729
>why would we need friends when we have eachother
oh buddy, the feels...
I wouldn't mind having a friend or two, but t this point if I get to have a gf it would be enough social interaction and companionship for me.
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>>37324747
>smoking a little weed isn't bad *COUGH COUGH* h-haha dude, just try it man it's fucking sick duuude
I mean it with absolute sincerity. Please kill your self.
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>>37324688
hunt her down first, sweetie
>>37324795
lol why u mad tho
just my lungs n shit
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>tfw no jolly sheep gf
Real life isn't fair.
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>>37324724
>tfw use neither of those
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Here we go again
why do I even bother doing this
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>>37325713
>contemporary art is money laundering trash
what a terribly plebian and brainlet ideal gf.
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>>37325713
You sound like a faggot and so does your imaginary gf.
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>>37325713
varg? is that you?
god, wholesome girls sound boring.
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dont mind me im just reposting
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>>37325790
>borderline
>virgin
hahaha
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Best gf coming through. Please exist and be mine.
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>>37325817
You aren't wrong. This is definitely the best gf.
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>>37325790
Oneitis has bpd, life is suffering
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reposting and crying because
>never ever
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My ideal bf
no bully
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>discovered RP site
>wish me luck anons
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>>37326369
must be nice pretending to be a girl on an anonymous animel board
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I only ever come here on Sunday's cause I am that autistic. What's with this new template thing? Is it from /b/?
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>>37326369
>5'10"
W-What's your Discord?
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Brown hair, likes to cuddle, sweet, in my country, straight edge, likes reading, not too crazy
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>>37326423
Good luck.
What's the site?
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>>37326446
5'10 isn't manlet bruv
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>>37323834
Ideal gf
>white
>cannot see, hear or smell
>a working vagina
>the rest is a bonus
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>>37326508
literally me haha
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>>37324651
>yu yu hakusho is my favorite
Mah nigga
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>>37326369
I'm 5'4 is that short enough for you
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reposting mine
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>>37325790
>i had sex
>i'm a virgin
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>>37324833
make her blue and you basically have a draenei
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>>37324724
>everything I don't like is le reddit
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My ideal gf is someone who will love me as much as I love them. That's it.
Seriously.
You all have really high standards
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>>37324833
>or Adelaide
Damn, m8 me sides are fukken gone.
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>>37325800
>>37327621
It's masterful because that's what borderline girls actually say.
t. dated one
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>>37327524
You are a legit faggot
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>>37323834
my ideal girlfriend doesn't exist because i want a short chick who's over 400 pounds and likes being fat. i'm going to die alone.
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>>37323834
>pets
>drugs
>feet
Not even close to marriage material.
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>>37327524
You won't get her until you no longer need her. Start on the violin, anon.
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When will it die?
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>>37327995
thanks anon, I appreciate it. you missed what I was getting at with that part (I meant it to be more about how much faster and more fun it would be with a partner, same as the language idea), but you made me think about whether I'm denying myself something by not stubbornly dedicating myself to something that's just fun and rewarding anyway
so maybe I will
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>>37325817
this is 100% me, just add a pinch of murderous tendencies
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>>37323834
she gets bonus if she's a bit of a goth
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>>37325817
That would be pretty perfect but a clingy gf would have clung to many guys before you. You would be the only one who didn't shake her off, change your name, and move city.
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>>37326423
Is this seriously what you're looking for because I can help you out.
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>>37323834
reposting the most impossible of all
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Spicy repost famalam
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>>37323834
here is mine i really want this gf alhdfaoghasdg
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>>37329685
Is this post bait or are you still in highschool?
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>>37329724
nope this is truly my ideal gf anon
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Superior GF coming through.
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>>37323834
>weed
dropped
>>37330437
qt
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>>37324724
>>37324732
>>37327943
>>37330675
Found the /pol users
WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE WWWAAAHHHHHHH Weed? That's degenerate just drink whiskey everyday like a real man and get liver cancer WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>37331401
Weed and alcohol are degenerate.
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Look mom I posted the thread again
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>>37331451
*pushes you* What the fuck did you just say to me??
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>>37331451
This.
Both are degenerate and a druggy/alcoholic does not make for marriage material.
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>>37323834
where is my broken girl desu
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>>37331451
WAAAAHHHHHH YOU CANT ENJOY THINGS I DONT.
Also if you can't discern the harmful effects from alcohol and weed then you're an idiot.
Weed is literally used as a medicine and it often works better with fewer side effects than the prescription drug counterparts.
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>>37331451
Quoting for truth.
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>>37331531
Saying things are degenerate makes you not husband material though.
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>>37324651
>you can't just spank me because i asked you to, anon!
nigga wut
she asked you to
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>>37331581
Oh, you're that kind of person.
Yes, anon, weed is magical and it cures cancer and by smoking it you are a higher, more enlightened form of human.
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>>37331581
>Weed
Short term memory
Anxiety
Hallucinations
Lower reaction time
Decline in IQ
Increased risk of strokes
Problems with Coordination
Lower life satisfaction
Addiction
I could go on, anon.
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Man these threads have really taken off lately. By the time I come across them they're already 200 posts deep.
Here's one I made for the very first thread like this.
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>>37331620
What part of what I said was wrong?
Your post is just making up arguments I never made. You can't be this dumb to think people will read your post and think its honest do you?
You can tell me what part I said was wrong though and then we can have a debate that you will lose if you would like. /Pol users are weak, I will never lose an argument against any of them, your post is a prime example of this weakness.
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>Insert very very original comment here
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>>37331715
You are blustery and defensive, and it's a clear sign that they struck a nerve.
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>>37331581
>>37331401
Imagine being this defensive about something so degenerate
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>>37331705
Positive side effects:
It can be used to treat Glaucoma.
It may help reverse the carcinogenic effects of tobacco and improve lung health.
It can help control epileptic seizures.
It also decreases the symptoms of a severe seizure disorder known as Dravet's Syndrome.
It may decrease anxiety.
THC slows the progression of Alzheimer's disease.
The drug eases the pain of multiple sclerosis.
Other types of muscle spasms could be helped too.
It lessens side effects from treating hepatitis C and increases treatment effectiveness.
Marijuana treats inflammatory bowel diseases.
It relieves arthritis discomfort.
It keeps you skinny and helps your metabolism.
It improves the symptoms of Lupus, an autoimmune disorder.
Marijuana might be able to help with Crohn's disease.
Pot soothes tremors for people with Parkinson's disease.
Marijuana helps veterans suffering from PTSD.
Marijuana protects the brain after a stroke.
It might protect the brain from concussions and trauma.
It can help eliminate nightmares.
Weed reduces some of the awful pain and nausea from chemo, and stimulates appetite.
Marijuana can help people trying to cut back on drinking.
Half of what you listed are a minority of experiences.
Compare the side effects of Weed to Alchol a recreational drug or to even prescription drugs like sleeping pills or methadone for Opiod addiction and the negative effects don't even compare.
Face it republishit you got tricked into hating weed and demonizing it because you're a dogmatic shitlord who will eat whatever shit the republican party feeds you not realizing the war on drugs specifically weed is a farce to create more prisoners and protect corporate profit in business and not to benefit the individual.
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>>37331401
I didn't ask anyone to stop liking what I don't like, I just said that anyone's whose ideal gf is a stoner waste of space has shit taste
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>>37331755
>>37331775
Not an argument. Try again or did I just stump you?
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I just want a traditional-minded girl that isn't a whore and can cook.
Anyone have that pepe/wojak graph that goes from roughly the 50s to the modern day where it started out that each man had about one partner, even average plain guys and in the modern day where one chad had multiple partners and the other pepes/wojaks were being left out? Saved it a long ass time ago but can't find it on my hard drive.
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>>37332018
>Face it republishit
WWWWAAAAAHHHH EVERYONE WHO DISLIKES WEED IS A REPUBLICAN WWWAAAAHHHHH
I'm a democrat.
Those are for medical uses. People who use it outside of medical are degenerates because they can't take real life.
They use it to escape it like the wuss they are.
My brother was a drug dealer, my sister does weed and they're so disgusting it hurts.
But hey man if you wanna defend a degenerate drug users go ahead.
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>>37332023
Where did you extrapolate stoner from?
Maybe you're just too anti edgy you saw what's not there. Your views on people who smoke weed is wrong in my opinion. But whatever floats your but judge all you want, but most people would think you're ignorant except old people who don't understand how weed works. Funny how you adopted an old persons view without any factual basis.
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>>37332112
What do you call some basic bitch who laces food with weed if not a stoner? It's trashy and if that's your ideal then you need higher standards
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>>37324205
How do you ironically dislike fast food?
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>>37324198
What's the song from 1962?
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>>37332108
>I'm a democrat.
We both know you aren't
>Those are for medical uses. People who use it outside of medical are degenerates because they can't take real life.
This is an essence of republican views projected onto people who are far more complex and variant than you view them.
>They use it to escape it like the wuss they are.
Muh pull yourself up by the bootstraps xD
Muh everyone who does something does it to escape and not for leisure.
>My brother was a drug dealer, my sister does weed and they're so disgusting it hurts.
Yeah and if weed didn't exist they would be Alcoholics or on worse drugs maybe pills. Some people will always be like that weed or not, its not the weed though. Easy concept for you there bud
>But hey man if you wanna defend a degenerate drug users go ahead.
What about all the weed users who aren't degenerate?
Not only does weed have great medical uses, it can enrich a persons daily life in a relatively safe manner, or it can just be a way to relax once a week like alcohol but much much much safer.
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>>37332144
Hookah is tobacco. Smoking weed with tobacco occasionally doesn't make you a stoner. Stoner smokes like every day for fun of it. Also lacing food with weed is even safer than smoking weed. I guess your idea of a good time reading Mein Keimf is different than mine of getting high and playing some video games after work. Tough shits republitard
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>>37324207
Why would you want a gf taller than you?
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>>37332214
>We both know you aren't
This is why my party is failing.
>This is an essence of republican views projected onto people who are far more complex and variant than you view them.
lmao
>Muh pull yourself up by the bootstraps xD
>Muh everyone who does something does it to escape and not for leisure.
Here comes the autismo strikes.
>Yeah and if weed didn't exist they would be Alcoholics or on worse drugs maybe pills. Some people will always be like that weed or not, its not the weed though. Easy concept for you there bud
No, it was because of weed. They don't consider anything else except weed.
It gets people addicted very easily due to the relaxation but it does make them VERY very lazy.
>What about all the weed users who aren't degenerate?
>Not only does weed have great medical uses, it can enrich a persons daily life in a relatively safe manner, or it can just be a way to relax once a week like alcohol but much much much safer.
Everyone who i stumbled upon are very degenerate.
Sure you can use it to relax but I'm constantly relaxed without the use of drugs or alcohol.
I understand people aren't like the way I am but its a very weird concept to me on how people can't.
Welcome to real life, stop trying to hide from it.
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>2017
>Not smoking hookah with your Lebanese friends
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maybe someday, maybe....
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>>37332018
>It can be used to treat Glaucoma.
Treat, but not cure
>It may help reverse the carcinogenic effects of tobacco and improve lung health.
This is hilariously wrong. Smoke of any kind does damage to your lungs, and weed only shrinks certain cancer cells, not removes them outright
>It can help control epileptic seizures.
>It also decreases the symptoms of a severe seizure disorder known as Dravet's Syndrome.
You really could have grouped these together, as they're both seizures, you artificially inflating this list.
>It may decrease anxiety.
It may also increase anxiety.
>THC slows the progression of Alzheimer's disease.
But does not cure it
>The drug eases the pain of multiple sclerosis.
>Other types of muscle spasms could be helped too.
By retarding your brain, sure
>It lessens side effects from treating hepatitis C and increases treatment effectiveness.
Other less degenerate methods can be used in place of this.
>Marijuana treats inflammatory bowel diseases.
It may lessen symptoms, but doesn't eradicate them outright.
>It relieves arthritis discomfort.
Again, so does a lot of other less degenerate methods.
>It keeps you skinny and helps your metabolism.
So does tobacco.
>It improves the symptoms of Lupus, an autoimmune disorder.
But doesn't outright help
>Marijuana might be able to help with Crohn's disease.
Keyword "might". Don't add "might"s to your list to help inflate it.
>Pot soothes tremors for people with Parkinson's disease.
In the same vein as seizures, it also retards your brain.
>Marijuana helps veterans suffering from PTSD.
See above
>Marijuana protects the brain after a stroke.
Doubtful.
>It might protect the brain from concussions and trauma.
Yet another "might"
>It can help eliminate nightmares.
Nightmares are caused by other imbalances caused from stress and bad lifestyle choices, which go hand in hand with degenerate weed use.
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>>37329573
Not the robot who posted, but definitely what I'm looking for.
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I've improved on my very specific fantasies.
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>>37332545
Post contact info then
Oregano
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Say hi to subotai!
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>>37331451
>>37331531
>>37331598
Unironically curious about how you manage your unpleasant emotions especially when so much of the world is disgusting to you.
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>>37329177
Be mine in europe please.
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>>37332913
>needing drugs to deal with your feelies
I just use an unhealthy addiction to videogames, to be honest.
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>>37326423
>I sleep naked with my pussy juice covered body pillow
This makes me hard every time. I don't know why, it's so strange and lewd and I just want to smell that goopy bodypillow.
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>>37332420
>Treat, but not cure
Please point where I said treat? that was literally my first thing I said about Glaucoma and i said treat but your reply is implying i said cure? You have no argument here, i'm sorry sir
>This is hilariously wrong. Smoke of any kind does damage to your lungs,
2012 American Medical Association disagrees with you
http://healthland.time.com/2012/01/10/study-smoking-marijuana-not-linked-with-lung-damage/
http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/1104848
But Tashkin argues that specific properties of marijuana also matter. He says that THC has anti-inflammatory and immune suppressing properties, which may prevent lung irritation from developing into chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), a devastating lung disorder frequently caused by tobacco smoking.
>>37332420
Epileptic and Dravet's Syndrome are different. That said we went from weed being detrimental to your argument is now im not grouping all the benefits right? LOL
>It may also increase anxiety
It mostly increases anxiety in people who already have mental disorders. Or in people who smoke it at a young age which isn't the drugs fault its a social fault like underage drinking.
>But does not cure it
Where did I say it cures Alzheimer's?? Why do you have to make up arguments? Is it because you have nothing to talk about?
>By retarding your brain, sure
Weeds effects on the brain are minor and mostly temporary. Weed is a far better medical option for a lot of pain ailments than the prescribed drug given.
>Other less degenerate methods can be used in place of this.
Not an argument.
>It may lessen symptoms, but doesn't eradicate them outright.
Making up arguments for me
>Again, so does a lot of other less degenerate methods.
You use the word degenerate as your quailifier, when safety and freedom of choice should be it. Medical marijuana is one of the safest pain managment options out there if not the safest. Not only is safety a benefit but price, not being burdened
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>>37332753
Why? Do you know a girl like this? Is she in Europe?
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>>37332420
by hefty pharmacy bills per pill is a great benefit and something that a person should be allowed to choose for their self. Or even grow for their self like you can in California.
>So does tobacco.
Tobacco is a million times worse
>But doesn't outright help
Why do you want people to be in pain or go on dangerous prescription pills?
>Keyword "might". Don't add "might"s to your list to help inflate it.
It has the potential too help Crohn's disease amongst many other diseases. Testing for medical marijuana is heavily regulated and more tests in the future will show this
>In the same vein as seizures, it also retards your brain.
Tremors aren't seizures at all
>See above
PTSD isn't the same as Tremors or seizures at all
>Doubtful.
Look it up you shitlord
>Yet another "might"
The science is young and promissing its all but concluded for concussions and severe brain trauma desu.
>Nightmares are caused by other imbalances
No healthy people still get nightmares and marijuana is safe method for treating nightmares.
Overall I give your counter argument a 3/10. You used a lot of nonarguments made up that I never said and are dishonest in your intellectual integrity for these kind of issues. Overall you have argued using emotion to make up for facts because you feel strongly about degeneracy due to your /pol brainwashing. Good luck with being dumb in the future.
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>>37333166
Yeah I do, but she's in America
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>>37332913
I'm calm all the time and take real life to the face.
I can handle it.
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>>37333237
>another US ideal fembot
God fuck me sideways.
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>>37333197
Can you two retards stop talking about this shit?
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>>37333331
shut the fuck up republicunt
This is important
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>>37333297
Sorry m8
Oregano
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>>37333331
>2 digits away from a very big get
Just kill me now
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>>37333124
>>37333197
There's a lot of treatments for things, but if it doesn't outright cure it, there's no point to it, other than getting high, which is degeneracy.
Weed DOES cause long lasting cognitive damage, you'd know that if you spent your time looking at unbiased studies.
>Why do you want people to be in pain or go on dangerous prescription pills?
Not an argument.
>It has the potential too help Crohn's disease amongst many other diseases. Testing for medical marijuana is heavily regulated and more tests in the future will show this
Not an argument
>The science is young and promissing its all but concluded for concussions and severe brain trauma desu.
Not an argument.
>healthy people still get nightmares
Healthy CHILDREN get nightmares, nightmares are incredibly rare for healthy adults.
So yeah, you've done nothing but prove you are mostly words, and no substance.
Moral degradation is a marker of the downfall of society, so yes, weed IS detrimental. There is no excuse for Hedonism.
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>>37332753
shoot me a email at ponyshaman@gmail tbhq. dont feel like posting my actual accounts anywhere near here
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>>37333474
>, but if it doesn't outright cure it, there's no point to it, other than getting high, which is degeneracy.
You can't be this seriously dumb can you? It has been deemed medically safe to use. Everything youre spouting is a projection of your wrong view desu
>Weed DOES cause long lasting cognitive damage, you'd know that if you spent your time looking at unbiased studies.
Mostly on children just the way drinking alcohol does which is what I said and which is what most of those long term studies have focused on. Other studies are far more dubious and less conclusive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_cannabis
Misrepresentation of data as demonstrating significance particularly regarding cannabinoids is a rampant issue in the scientific community and many of the studies that demonstrate structural changes in the brain have deluded confounding variables and selection bias that renders much of their data useless in drawing meaningful conclusions. Acute intoxication effects are often misrepresented as long term cognitive effects
The rest of what you said is just typing not an argument to things you have proven already to be ignorant on. Do some research bud. Youve moved the goal posts like 100 times already.
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My ideal gf is Jessica from contagion but I know I can never have her. People would always make fun of me for protecting her in the game. I finally met an actual woman who plays as her but she is married which is okay because I love Jessica not her. I'm 26 and a kissless virgin who will never have a real girlfriend but if Jessica were real I would marry her without hesitation. Even just kissing her and holding her in my arms just once would be worth dying right afterwards. I have nothing else to live for anyway.
>tfw will never cuddle with her in a cozy apartment overlooking the streets where zombies wander about, rain pattering on the window and fire escape as we eat canned food on the sofa together by candlelight, and an is frightened so she curls close to me for protection
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Old but strong
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>>37326423
>tfw this was literally my first girlfriend in high school
>I never would have had sex if it wasn't for having a psychic sperg connection with her
Thanks, Mandy.
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>>37331401
>brings up /pol/ for no reason
yep, redditor
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>>37325713
>blocked all the porn sites
sounds like a challenge
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>>37325817
Yukikoamagi.png
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the most ideal girl
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>>37333500
Sent
Also nice dubs
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>>37326440
me too, i browse right before mass so that i can dissolve all of my sins immediately afterwards lol right
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>>37327621
roastie logic l0l
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>>37327524
How the fuck is this over a megabyte?
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>tfw my ideal girl is whatever girl I currently have as crush on
>tfw it's probably the result of being extremely lonely
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>>37332691
Best one in this thread.
orange
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>>37331608
she wants the spanking, she just doesn't want to ask for it.
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>>37323834
I think I would honestly date a shy, pale, cute, mute chick... for some reason I find mental problems extremely attractive....
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>>37325713
>blocked all the porn sites
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY, I DON'T HAVE THIS CS DEGREE FOR NOTHING BITCH
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>>37323834
>What's on the Sci-fi channel tonight?
>unironically watching sci-fi after they took off anime
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this ideal gf is perfect
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i'd like to date a fun girl
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>>37326369
>5'5
wanna be my gf? originali
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>>37338069
Is that a leprechaun?
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>>37323834
This is me, except the foot fetish part and I only want a few pets because I'm not a degenerate who can put up with smells
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She's my ideal dream girl.
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>>37338207
no, it's my gf
maybe i should have made her cap a different color
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>>37338306
she has a man jaw and not-cute lips, you could easily get a girl like that.
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>All I got is a few pictures I don't even know her name
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Posted her in WSR yesterday, no one can find her
>why I don't KMS I will never have aesthetic little Korean girl to buy cool appearal for
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>>37324356
Starting with the image:
>posting yourself
/soc/ tier
>doggo
tumblrcore word
>dreadful copypastas and ancient buzzwords
shows your addiction to meme culture rather than 4chan itself
>mario maker
self-explanatory
The general content of the post is extremely narcistic and ignores the point of the thread - to create new content.
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i will probably never find her
orignaldo
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>>37338936
I can't think of what an ideal gf would say, and it feels embarrassing to think stuff up.
Sorry I'm not PC gamer masterrace.
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>>37324833
>sheep
>drew goat
Bah!
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>>37323834
Someone who won't fall out of love with me after a year
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>>37338988
d-do you like this girl
>>37331572
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>>37332691
Really good, nice OC anon
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>>37338988
post contact info?
oregano origami
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>>37339396
i like 30% of her, mine isnt that broken and unhigyenic
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>>37339430
are you like that grill? or some dude that has the same taste? btw i live in south america and you probable live too far from me
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>>37338936
trevor is my least normie friend. he has very bad autism but he is funny. his mom makes good cookies.
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>>37339487
i'm like that and mostly asking cause i got spooked reading that picture since that's pretty much me,,
Huh, i live in south america too. What country?
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>>37339529
not sure if you are larping but either way im from brazil, do you have skype?
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>>37339529
its okay if you are not from my country we can at least talk online
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I made this to torture myself and others.
Give me a (you) if you can relate.
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>>37339554
Nah, not larping.
Yep, you can add me if you want, username is rai.zur
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>>37325817
>tfw I'm like this with my boyfriend
>he's normie trash and doesn't reciprocate interest
If you do get your dream girl and she's just like this, Anon, reciprocate all you can. It's painful when you do all you can to get to know and take interest in your significant other only to have them ignore everything about you.
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>>37323834
I can be your ideal gf, the only problem is
> I have a dick
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>>37332199
ask morgan spurlock
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>>37338936
>doggo
>tumblrcore word
I have news for you.
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ideal friend.
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>>37332691
wow, trully all women are like that
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>>37332691
this somehow reminds me the hive and taken from destiny
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>>37331572
made a bf for her
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I imagine a dude from isis would love to fuck a goat
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>>37331572
I kinda look like that but a boy
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>>37340370
hmmmmmmmm I do not think you do. post proof plz
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retoasting an epic bread (that would probably taste awful, now that I think about it)
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>>37340229
I wanna be bros with that bf and his gf.
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reposting for hope because
>she might reply
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How many robots would enjoy a disturbed hurtful alpha?
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>>37323834
my autism had possessed me to create this abomination
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>>37341081
hello my brother
i too am looking for her
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>>37340768
and the great news is: you can be
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reposting me again I guess
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gf
>taller than me
>thin or fit
>older than me
>doesn't mind that I'm mentally ill
>takes care of me
>reassures me when I'm clingy and jealous that there's no need to be since she'll never leave my side
bf
>tall and thin
>typical stoic megane anime boy who likes science
>secretly just as posessive as I am
>doms in bed
>gap moe
please I'm a lonely girl
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Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.
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this me btw
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>>37341720
how tall are you?
i'm short but maybe we can be not lonely girls together.
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>>37341258
>tfw when no insecure artist gf
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>>37341081
>tfw you realize you just want a female version of yourself
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>>37341258
d-did any qt boys contact you yet
if not c-can i be bf
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I made this before and I don't even get it now
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>>37341826
pretty tall, 5'7" but hey I'm not complaining too much
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>>37341960
Yes. I think you're incredibly pretentious.
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>>37341720
>>37342037
Drop a throwaway femanon
Male here btw
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>>37341960
you're pretentious, but i can roll with that.
>>37342037
i'm quite shorter, is that okay? fellow lonely girl from earlier.
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>>37342067
>>37342099
come for me, fellas [email protected]
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>>37342055
I don't even feel shame anymore for being called a self-centered pseudo-intellectual because most famous historical figures were one too.
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>>37342141
aw fuck I'm dumb, I don't think I can reply from the throwaway I used. Just email [email protected].
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>>37342141
email sent to you femanon
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>>37340933
>tfw no mtg gf
why even live
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Now that college is over I should probably start breaking my shell and socializing more...
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Why are tall girls so rare?
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>>37342380
>tfw still have 2 weeks
Fuck me.
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I just want a cute girl that's not fat, who's not annoying, or really stupid. I'm not that picky right now, I guess, because my desperation has been surmounting since I was 14. That's 8 years of loneliness. There's one more trait I require in her, though, and it's the deal breaker: She has to not leave me (especially not right away, like the only 2 "girlfriends" I've had) .
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I'm late again.
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>>37323834
>Slightly taller less than 1 inch
>Perky C-cups
>Milky soft skin
>Long silky black hair
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>>37333333
I fucking hate niggers and kikes
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>>37323834
I always try to construct an entry to these threads and every time I stop and delete it because it's making my heart hurt.
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>>37342099
honestly I would like more people to call me out for acting like a cunt
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>>37339649
Could be nice if she's just tsundere and doesn't want to admit she's in a relationship with you, rather than being a whore
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>>37342210
That's not really true. It's a nice rationalization though.
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>>37323834
My ideal wife.
>White
>virgin
>not a landwhale/relatively inshape and stays that way
>not an idiot
>relatively aesthetic (optional)
>above 7 on the looks scale
>bellow 20yrs old
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