Free (You)'s

>I'm bored and lonely tonight
Then why not take some time to think of a thread prompt that doesn't suck shit?

>>37320973
I don't really start threads. Can you give me pointers?

i havent had a (you) in over 5 years, help me

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>>37320946
>implying (You)'s are what I want

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>tfw no one will (You) you on r9k

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Posting in a (You) thread

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>>37320946
what do you think of me im the dude on the left

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>>37321510
Have you even posted in the past 5 years? I have a hard time believing you. I don't think you're a liar but having a hard time comprehending. Here's one of hopefully many (You)'s in your future.

>>37321540
What can I give you then?

>>37321556
>tfw I just did

>>37321580
That's a dapper looking cat.

>>37321617
You seem like a wacky person. You look like you could be related to me.

>>37321803
>What can I give you then?
You've already done more than enough, I can't be satisfied.

>>37321803
FUCK I FORGOT MY TRIP. I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT EVEN WAS.

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>i started a new thread because I almost got into a fist fight 2nite

>ihy btw

>I have sooo many slutty boys on my phone rn

(You) me bro. I'd snap your neck in an instant bro
Im the saddest person you'll ever meet.

>>37321839
gib me da yous

>>37321832
Are you a tripfag? This sounds familiar. Help me help you.

>>37321880
I don't really understand what you're trying to say. Can you explain again? Let's talk about it.

>>37321884
Don't mind if I do.

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>>37321884
hey

originally tho

>>37321893
I am not a tripfag, sheesh. I do receive just as much discontent as one nonetheless for whatever reason.

>>37320946
same here OP. I'll stick around to chat and pass out some free (you)'s too

>>37321510
What up nigga, how's life

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>>37321920
Well I hope you can get what you want one day

Hi OP. I'm staying up all night to go on a 13 mile walk at 6 AM. What should I listen to on the trip?

>>37322026
That's the sweetest remark I've received yet. Thank you for your words.

>>37321915
Tryin' to (you) everyone.

>>37322016
(You) to you too.

>>37322043
>tfw post in a free (you) thread, and still can't get any

>>37322043
Why are you walking 13 miles? Some sort of half marathon walk? Not sure if vaporwave is you're thing but here you go.
https://youtu.be/K1iS-_EQMGE>>37322044

>>37322044
I'm happy you feel that way.

>>37322116
>tfw I don't want you to feel neglected

>>37322127
I love vaporwave actually. Will keep this in mind. I'm just doing this to better myself. Not a fatbot, but I never want to be one.

>>37322043
clearly the ONLY correct answer to that question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2F_hGwD26g

>>37322116
well what's up, dude? i git your (you) right here but ya gotta give me more than that if you want a conversation. What kinda music you into?

>>37322572
Sorry, was taking a shit and had some complications. I like European marches, old folk music.

>>37322687
Funkerlied is one of my favorites. The DDR recording in particular.

>>37320946
hey i know this is asking for a lot but you think i can get 2 (You)s? i'll get you back for the other soon.

>>37322166
What a coinkydink!

>>37322192
I had a friend that loved Tool when we were kids. He kinda looked like Maynard too.

>>37322227
I don't pay attention to Eliza orbiting threads. What else do you guys do there?

>>37322572
I know that (You) wasn't for me but lately I've been liking ska and vaporwave.

>>37322687
*BRAAAAAAP^

>>37322718
That also wasn't to me but I'll check it out.

>>37322720
1

>>37322720
Here is the (You) number 2.

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>>37320946
does it count as orbiting if I never actually talk to her but just sitt behind her during our lecture? We both always sit in the same seats, and its during summer semester so lecture hall is less than a quarter full, so I don't think she finds this weird or she probably would have moved, but I just want to know if this is technically orbiting? I'm hoping to eventually build up the courage to ask her to study with me but I doubt I'll ever be able to do that.

I think its also worth mentioning I've had fantasies in my head of me marrying and impregnating her with beautiful white children not necessarily in that order either, even though the only interactions we've had was one time when she held the door for me and when I accidentally looked at her for a bit too long right before the midterm started. Also she looks kind of lonerish and very studious which is kind of what has caused my crush.

Do I have any kind of chance with her and if so how should I go about it?

>pic doesn't really look like her besides being blonde and similar clothes to what she wears. She looks a bit plainer, paler, less makeup,and wears glasses.

>>37322994
I don't think that's orbiting. I am not trying to be mean but I think you're stalking her. Personally, that's not a bad thing. I like to think about it as you are gathering intel for when you can strike. I've done this many times before utilizing internet and social engineering.

>>37322909
>>37322043

woops. not the song I meant to post. THIS is clearly the only correct answer for the anon going walking in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPFioq1l6o

>>37323030
I like oldies music.

>>37323022
I don't think I really stalk her though I just sit behind her during our math lecture, and neither of us ever talk. I don't even know her name desu because the professor doesn't take attendance. Also just to be clear we both sit in the same seats every time so its not like I'm following her around the room.

Should I try asking her to study with me or something or would I just come off as a creepy weirdo?

i hate myself
i want attention but i'm too ugly and stupid to get it in a normal way
can i have a free (you)

>>37323149
There's always a chance that you'll come off as a creepy weirdo to a roastie even if you're not. At this point you have nothing to lose if you ask her to study or something.

>>37323174
Here's your (You). I'm sure it won't make you happy but I'm ugly as fuck too. I was handsome until wagecucking ruined my young looks.

>>37323191
This was me. Forgot my stupid trip because I was shitposting somewhere else.

>>37322687
>>37323057
I really like celtic stuff and bluegrass. even play a little mandolin

>>37323174
don't worry I'm in the same boat. I'm a tranny and I've deluded myself into thinking I look good but i know i don't. my entire persona is shaped by other people opinions of me and i don't know if i just want to die or what.

>>37323247
at least you felt like you could go through with it
i just waited until it was too late and now i hate myself every day for it. i know i'd never be happy.

>>37323292
knew*
no one would care about this but whatever

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An old friend came back into my life and I realised I love her. Its such a strong feeling. Anyway what should I do? I want her as friend but I also want her as my girlfriend. I want her in my life. Whever I talk to her she makes everything worth it. She brightens my day to no end.

>>37323247
>tranny
Post a pic of yourself. Any pic.

>>37323292
You post a pic too.

>>37323329
What's wrong?

>>37323381
I'm not some sort of expert but I'll share my opinions based on my own experiences. Figure out what's more important. For me I've always just gone all in and confessed my feelings. In my experiences I've always done it from too far deep in the friendzone. It's always ended in a ruined friendship and broken heart. Tread carefully and be ready to make a sacrifice.

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>>37323452
one I posted in another thread earlier.

>>37323292
you're probably better off. it's.. it's not easy.

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What do you think of this image OP?

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>>37323583
Sorry to sound sleazy but would kiss on cheek.

>>37323703
I would pet that pussy.

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>>37320946
I just had two really weird dreams.

In both we're in the living room of my parent's house (college student that lives with his parents in the summer, doing summer school though so not there right now). In the first one me and my driver that takes me to and from the airport were sitting at opposite sides of the couch, my driver was drinking hot coco and telling me how to get girls, but then I went on a long rant about how everything I told him about myself was a lie, and that I'm actually completely average in anyway. Then he asked "Why are you telling me this?" And then it ended.

In the 2nd one I had moved to sitting right next to the person I was talking to on the couch and I was talking to a person that sort of looked like what a pair of twins from my Elementary school in would look like today, I had moved to a different state in middleschool so I don't even remember one of their names, except the girl in this dream said her name was Fred but then later in the dream she said her name was something else but I already forget what she said it was. We were both drinking hot coco in this, also she was wearing a really long football jersey I think. Anyway she was talking about something I forget then I went on the same speech about how I'm just a completely average person, then she said she needed to show me something, turned around, and then the dream ended.

What does it all mean?

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>>37324708
I think you're craving something. I just can't quite put my finger on it.

>>37322922
Hey it's >>37322720 I really appreciate you fronting me that (You), here you go
>>37322922

>>37322043
Superstition by Stevie Wonder

>>37323583
Wow you look sad

>>37324847
I'm the (You) Giver. I'm here for (You).

>>37324866
I like the Stevie Ray Vaughn version of this song. Both versions are equally great to me.

>>37324881
You're making me sad.

give me a you bro

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>>37324980
Incoming (You) for you.

>>37324881
I'm not just sad, I'm also pathetic.

Just too much of a pussy to end my life.

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>>37325022
(You) are not alone. I'm suffering right with you. Too pussy to live, too pussy to die.

>>37324955
Sorry to make you sad

>>37325042
It's all good. Your (You) cheered me up.

>>37325022
You actually remind me of my cousin, she looked kinda like the picture. I was quite a few years younger than her, but she played pokemon with me and stuff. For a long time she was trying to be a hairdresser, stuff like that. About 3 years ago she overdosed on heroin and died, it was probably suicide.

I don't really know where I'm going with this, but I still miss her. I wish she could have found some way out. I hope you can.

>>37325097
I'm sorry to hear that. Thanks for giving someone a supportive (You).

>>37325097
I'm sorry for your loss anon. that's terrible. oddly enough when my depression was at it's peak however many years ago I fought my own opiate addiction (morphine). never touched heroin though, probably just cause it was never available. I'm off that shit now.

>>37325041
yeah, I feel that. I mean, it's not that I really want to die, just that I don't really want to live. I just don't want to deal with the tedium of life, and dying early would mean I wouldn't have to. But I've got people I've gotta stick around for. I know I couldn't actually bring myself to do it. it's like that Louis CK quote: "I like life. You know how much I like life? I have never killed myself. That's exactly how much I like it, with a razor thin margin. I like it precisely enough to not kill myself."

It's rough, and even though a lot of us talk so negatively I think it's rare that people on here really have nothing left to hold on to. family, music, vidya, or even just our anonymous internet friends