>talking to dad >discussing the 2016 election and how people

your father is a fag

>>37320691
His father is right. You're the fag.

he's just happy you're not a fag

>>37320625
How old are you? This seems like an important dimension. Also do you live with your dad or something?

>>37320625
>"Heheh yeah seriously dad. I haven't jerked off in months. It's called NOFAP"
>father breaks down in tears

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>>37320742
>>37320749
>>37320691
KYS REDDIT

OREOOEAOE

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>tfw your kid is asexual
This is a strange feel, OP

>>37320625
You told your father you haven't jerked off in months and he cried and told you he knew about that for years?
Makes a lot of sense

>>37321334
Probably OP hasn't gotten a date for years, either

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>>37321334
does his father secretly have surveillance cameras watching his son?
sounds creepy man

>>37321280
shouldn't have fucked with me so much, huh dad
enjoy your dead lineage

>>37320625
ITT: Brainlets
Good for you OP

>>37320625
>talking to dad
>conversation eventually turns to masturbation

what the fuck

>>37321544
To be fair OP's wording was ambiguous.

>>37320625
From Trump to jerking off

>>37321749
every vote for him was another tug

>>37320942
>>tells me he's known for years
not only that:
>tells me he's known for years

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>>37320625
cure for nofap, eat < lobster, eat > pussy op XD

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This made me laugh. Kudos to you OP.

>talking to dad in my room
>"you're actually really hot can i suck your bepis"
>gets up and leaves without saying anything

what did he mean by this

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>>37322097
>"Hey son, what do you think about Trump being president?"
>"Dad. I haven't jerked off in months. It's called NOFAP"
>father breaks down in tears
>"Waaaaa boohoohoo son. I've known for years"
>Sniffles, tears streaming down his face
>"My heart breaks to know you aren't going out and meeting anyone"

>Thanksgiving
>dad is talking about movies
>tell dad I haven't masturbated in months
>he breaks down crying
>tells me he's known for years
>says his heart breaks knowing I'm not going out and meeting anyone
>he's been wanting to talk about it but he doesn't want to sound like a jackass
>says he's so proud of me and that he's here to help in any way he can

>tfw both me and my parents want to make jokes about how much of a loser I am but aren't sure what level of deprecation is acceptable