Why are you so nervous anon? :o)

>>37319935
I know guys here are going to call her a slut but exhibitionism really turns me on. One time I at a Sonic I pulled my girlfriend's shorts to the side exposing her pussy hoping someone would see

>>37319935
this qt looks familiar....
is she from florida?

>>37320041
she's a pornstar named mango

>>37319998
I think you're just unironically a cuck

uh is that the new scandinavian style
i saw a similar model sweater down at the ikea

>>37319935
not fat not interested

>>37319935
idk about you guys but i stopped being awkward around women when i turned 15

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still less anxiety inducing than a deep line of cleavage staring you down

>>37320327
if I was in a room with hitler, osama bin laden and anon and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot anon twice

>>37320425
wtf why would you shoot a fellow robot?

>>37320398
How does anyone have a normal conversation with this person

>>37319935
I have no problem with the sweater, it's kind of hot and funny. Her face on the other hand, is sort of uncanny I guess. I can't quite describe it.

>>37320649
Boobs boobs tits huge knockers. Yes. That's hilarious. Good one boobs

>>37320649
you'd have to jerked off beforehand

either that or be chad enough to get away with talking about her tits the whole time. i could definitely carry on a conversation about her tits

>>37320803
it's qt as fuck is what it is

>>37320461
>idk about you guys but i stopped being awkward around women when i turned 15
Not a fellow robot

>>37319935
Because i am legally required by the state of 4chan to notify you that i am a sex offender

>>37320649
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>>37320834
see her as a human being instead of a pair of large breasts to fetishize? just a thought. nb4 hurr she's showing cleavage so she's asking for it. boobs like that get really hot and sweaty. cleavage is more comfortable.

>i could definitely carry on a conversation about her tits

how you imagine that conversation going: "ohhh anon, tell me how you'd like to hump the sacks of fat on my chest like a retard"

how it'd actually go: a lot of justified complaining about constant back pain and harassment because of a literal medical condition (macromastia)

>>37321913
You sound like a woman. Fuck are you trying to do on this board?

And if you aren't a woman, what could you possibly be trying to accomplish?

>>37321945
just a guy giving some good advice, whether you want to hear it or not

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>>37319935
You can see the disgust in her eyes.

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>>37319935
anyone 4 tennis?

>>37320425
hitler and bin laden are awesome so that's logical

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>>37321913
fuck off cunt. I have balls and they get sweaty but i dont wear a fucking budgie smuggler everywhere cos I have standards. Plenty of chicks with big tits just wear sweaters and shit if they're not sluts

>>37323106
this is genuinely impressive. she actually got the piercing through

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>>37320067
mango loose knit, gotta let them nips breathe
>>37319935
http://www.brdteengal.com/93/model/clover/

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>>37321913
>tfw he respects women

>>37319935
I gotta arrest you for indecent exposure

>>37323224
She probably unscrewed the piercing, put her nip through, then put the piercing back in

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>>37323224
her pain is our gain anon

>>37323270
no, I want to believe

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>>37319935
bras are over rated

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>>37319935
Because of the way I look I get assumed to be someone very different than I actually am. In reality, I don't think I've ever managed to just fit into a subgroup of people long enough gain their attention on a truly emotional level. The life I've lived hasn't been a bad one, but it hasn't been what I wanted either (not talking about money or women). In a way, the only wy I've ever been able to hold up a conversation without someone leaving is by having myself be the overtly funny one which over time I find un-enjoyable for myself. Generally, this meant I've shied away from wanting to talk to strangers unless I want to have a good laugh for a while. It may give an outward appearance that I'm very personable, but added with my uncommon combination of what I enjoy doing has led to me never really being able to connect with a female the way I want. In short, I've never really done this before.

>>37323256
But how do they stay on?

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>>37321945
>>37323264
>tfw he doesn't respect women

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>>37323398
saliva & suction anon, do you use it?
>>37323256

>>37323350
This belongs in a non-joke thread