>drink 2 beers >drunk What's wrong with me?

>>37313556
Are you a skeletor?

>>37313686
No, I'm a fatbot. (6' 250lbs)

>>37313556
Drink more often. That happens when I havn't drank for at least a week. If I do regularly it takes me a solid cup and a half of 40%+ to get drunk.

>>37313704
Very strange desu. I weigh 135 lbs and 2 beers will give me a solid buzz, but I wouldn't say I'm drunk.

>>37313789
>>37313766
I'm also smoking DUDE WEED if that makes it more potent

>>37313556
your b0dy is weak

>>37313801
Ah, when I smoke and drink together I get all kinds of fucked up. I do crazy shit that I wouldn't even if I were wasted.

>>37313801
I don't know. I'm not a degenerate drug addict, sorry.

What kind of beer and how big are they?

>>37313556
Wow that's really lightweight. I usually have half a bottle of spirits before I feel anything these days.

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>>37313556
>drink one cup
>people still talk even though its not finished yet

>>37313801
Mixing gets levels of fun-fuck me results

If you can tell your drunk, don't smoke. If you have a light buzz going, you're in the clear... Honestly wait until the end of a good night of drinking to smoke though.

Get home, have a couple glasses of water and wait an hour or two then bust out the weed

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>>37313971
Ohh that reminds me that mine is empty. Better fill up again

>>37313955
Bock beer. 350mL per bottle, so 700mL total.

>>37314015
>get home
Fucking normie, why would I be outside?

>>37313556
Light weight, you just need to work on it

>>37314046
Why work on it? He would save money on beer.

>>37314044
mmm well I guess you could have a shindig at your house

Pretty fucking boring to drink alone, you should be really fucking happy you get drunk in two beers if you drink alone, its cheaper and there isn't anyone to call out youre a light weight.

Not that it matters drinking is an art, partially it comes down to how much you drink to get drunk but its mostly making it like you are constantly drinking with ought actually drinking a lot with a consistent increase of drunkenness to the people around you

>>37314079
Thats true, im sure its just confusing getting drunk with getting buzzed, but either way, light weight.

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>>37314042
Ahh, the second cup. Always good to get that extra one in on the weekends.

Remember ragies, no talkie until my NEW cup is finished. Them's the rules.

>>37314144
Coffee sucks balls