/britfeel/

huns, check out dis treble

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>>37313538

Just had a shit lads.

how do I find a girl to trade nudes with lads

>>37313538
It's not Sunday yet you FUCKING idiot.

>>37313538

Other thread has 11 posts to go, this won't go down well

>>37313538
I had to use the daytime image because of the duplicate file lads, sorry

need a qt gf to cuddle

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>>37313127
About to crack open my munchy box.
Quality skran.

>>37313590
t. retard who doesn't just add a dot to the picture to post it again

>>37313582
10 minutes away though, might as well t b h
>>37313602
I did as well, but apparently the file then exceeded 2MB in size so I couldn't post it

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>>37313590


Fuck sake lad

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Celebrate New Year in February

>>37313617
then save it as a .jpg you bellend

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>tfw no one to play Parappa the Rapper 2 vs with
Post waifus.

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>>37313624
If the mong that posted the last thread had used the EVENING photo (since it was in the evening) this would never have happened

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So did anyone get any spooky thunderstorms?

That cunt of a weatherman promised all sorts of shit

So far its been windy and rained slightly

Noticed a lot of lewdposting in last thread

Are you lads turning ebinlad into a right slut?

>>37313632
It was already a .jpg m8

>>37313669

Can't wait until some hairy NEET bloke dressed up like ebina is getting gangbanged by 20 of the lads from britfeel

>>37313646
i preferred the first one any way

I'm sick of this /britfeel/ op image, we really must have a new one mad. Somebody really ought to do something.

>tfw will never own land in Japan, have a comfy homestead, and raise wagyu cattle, black berkshire pigs and cornish chickens.

>>37313691
The first one is unplayable with it's wonky detection. 2 had better songs, too.

>>37313689
Hi I am ebinlad
Honest
and I feel its time I got broken in
meet me behind spoons

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>tfw you're desired by a real life qt teen girl

>>37313724
>2 had better songs, too.

disagree, that's the only reason i prefer 1 to 2, the actual gameplay of 1 needs to be nuked

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>Make last thread
>Wait a few minutes
>Delete it
>Everyone panics and thinks the mods have banned britfeel

Who /devilish/ here?

OP, you used the old pic that I posted on /brit/

Why?

>>37313724
A song on the first one sampled Can so you're wrong

>>37313695
Wish I could do the image thong just have problems using a mouse these days so its too much

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you'll never Sing a Metal gear solid themed karoke duet with lenlad

>>37313689
I'd shave desu

>>37313736
>she usually does it with someone else
>you only make her a tiny bit horny

you are literally her scraps if she cant get in contact with someone else lmao

>>37313750
What an ebin prank there lad, 10/10

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>Today felt like a hot day even though according to the thermometer in my car is wasn't, it was 10 degrees colder.
>The Thermometer in my room says it's the same 22 degrees it always is but I'm sweating my nuts off like it was 26 degrees yesterday

Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

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>>37313753

OP cant into computer apparently

>>37313689
Can I film? Hoping to put it online and create a new genre of porn and possibly make money.

>>37313750
I literally called that you huge poo
>>37313736
cuck lul

>>37313785
Your car thermometer is broken lad

>>37313785

Humidity lad

>>37313736
Tell her to come over and give her my address.

>>37313773
shes a virgin and that was the first time she mentioned sexual stuff. i spent the next like 5 hours talking about every sexual thing i could think of so i think i turn her on more than a tiny bit by now

>>37313785
Overcast and humid with no breeze.

>>37313836
>shes a virgin
he believes this

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Isn't it time for your flu vaccine, anon?

>>37313785
It's called humidity anon. It is the bane of my existence because I am deeply affected by it. Allow me to explain using elementary physics.

If the air has a higher water content (greater humidity) it:

>A: Means the air will conserve more heat in the water vapour.
>B: Makes sweat less likely to evaporate from your body due to a lack of a diffusion gradient.

Both effects leave you feeling warm and sticky. Lack of air flow and overcast skies also do not help.

The temperature can be much higher and you can feel cooler if the humidity is low..

oioi its my 20th birthday :D

>>37313857
dont bully him, let him enjoy the fantasy

>need to style my wig for sunnycon and MCM manchester

Do hair stylists also work on wigs?

I mean, why wouldn't they? it's 10x easier to style than real hair.

rather just spend another 25 quid on someone competent than spend 35 quid on a new wig if I rape it (and I'll probably rape it the next time and buy a third wig and then pay a stylist).

Need to turn a female wig into male one (with ponytail).

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>>37313894
I am almost a decade older than you
Who fucking cares

>>37313822
>>37313855
>>37313887

Guess I need to get my dehumidifier out the loft

>>37313881
In May? Ah what the hell, you seem like a trustworthy fellow

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On May 28th 1997, an anon was born

>>37313857
every girl is a virgin at one point lad is it really that hard to believe? do you want me to fucking show you her hymen?

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>>37313919
good for him i guessssss

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>catto is sleeping on my bed

Very cute desu. Ought to clean my room at some point~

What are you up to tonight then lads?

>>37313785
>>37313822
>>37313855
>>37313887
What these lads said. It's better to be in Arizona when it's hot than in Florida because dry heat is less nightmareish than humid heat.

>>37313943
yeah go on then mate

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>>37313646
I've spent more money than I'd like to this weekend, already. Still need to get a new monitor and a mouse.

Ah.

Posted.

>>37313912
Isnt that just going to make loads of heat
Its really breezy at mine which is helping it cool down my thermometer is down to 24 still too hot for me but not too bad

>>37313912
A dehumidifier and a fan work well as a combo. Otherwise your room just gets warmer and you can't open the windows otherwise the dehumidifier won't work as well.

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>>37313951

>woke up at 5pm
>checked /britfeel/
>12:12am
>still posting in /britfeel/

>>37313945
This image is disgusting

>>37313580
its hard lad. you can find girls on omegle but its a piss take.

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>>37314053
Fortunately, I have many more

>>37314074
>tfw no chavfu

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>>37314074
Keep em laddie, i'm already imagining the terrible smell she's giving off.

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>>37314092
She was a paid prostitute

>>37313945
>>37314074
I'm seriously gonna throw up. Not even kidding.

>>37314074
who the is this lad? lol. i would shag her tbf but i dont have many options

>>37314107
these yours, guessing not from the filenames?

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>>37313970
i don't have a pic but why would she lie?

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>>37313736
>haha
>hahaha
>ha
>hahahahaha
>haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS ALL SO FUCKING FUNNY

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>>37314125
no, I just never get a chance to post them

>>37314127
oh my lord anon

anonsfirstinteractionwithagirl.jpg

>>37314111
fucking hell lad. she isnt that bad looking. she is like a 5. most of us here would be lucky to shag that. she is a rotter tbf but still

>>37314127
why would she lie?
why would she lie?

>>37313736
>and im actually saying it to another person

so she is talking dirty with another fella too? i guess get nudes and shit off her while you can but dont do much more

>>37314149
I agree with you lad, I'll be happy with her

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This is all getting a bit lewd

>>37314047
Aww that's alright anon. I lurk these threads all the time except for when I am sleeping. It is good to interact with people even online so you shouldn't feel guilty for spending time here~

>>37313664
did about 1 oclock. fucking thunder was none stop till it passed over.

>>37314153
shes a random teenage girl i met on 4chan, what has she got to gain from lying? i know shes real because i've audio called her

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>>37313538
Are you doin' it fer 'er mates?

>>37314127
That's a guy pretending to be a girl. Teen girls don't use grammar and full stops in text messages.

I hope it's you pulling our leg because otherwise you're gonna be featured on Nonce Patrol.

>>37313951
Tugging my meat.

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>>37313951
can I stroke your pussy on your bed tilde

>>37314225
I want you to know that even though we don't talk much, I really enjoy reading your posts

>>37314237
People lie over stupid shit man. It could be a goof, she could be a nutter, she could be acting out some weird fantasy. Why would you trust internet people?

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>>37313646
>>37313646
>>37313904
>>37313904
>>37313945
>>37313945
>>37314074
>>37314107
>>37314142
What's with the lewdity in this thread?

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>>37314237


How new are you to this whole internet thing lad?

>>37314256
like i said, skype called so i know shes real and shes 18

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>>37314298
pink board anon

that means porn o'clock is 24/7

>>37314127
how old is she lad?

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>>37314314
>porn o'clock is 24/7
D-Do you have any more hijab women? By any chance?

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>>37313538
Just had a cheeky little wank and now I'm off to bed
See you in the morning lads

>>37313736

Holy shit, do you actually want to get off with her or practise your Freud on her?

A B C, lad!

Always be closing!

>>37314305
>I saw a female on skype so I'm definitely not being catfished


lol

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>>37314343
a couple

fuck you robot,

>>37314314
pretty nasty body ngl

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>>37314305


lad she probably has a bigger dick than you

>>37314266
Y-yes, I guess so~

>>37314272
Thank you poley, your posts are certainly interesting and worth reading too!

>>37314344
Night lad, sweet dreams~

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the whole chad meme is so fucking true. i actually put effort into my latest pictures on pof, and i probably look like a 7/8 in them and way more girls are replying now. i have put fuck all effort into the messages. i literally just said "hey" lol.

>>37314388
>likes poley
D R O P P E D

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>tfw no fat asian to plough

>>37313538
>tfw falling in love with a man
I don't want to be gay

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>>37314418
>No fat asian to marry and have a famiry with

>>37314443
Go the Roman route and just be the top. Its only 50% gay then.

>>37314443
fancy a blow job

>>37314443
It's ok, everyone here loves ebinlad.

>captcha breaks
>leave /r9k/ for about 6 hours
>come back
>captcha is working again and posting is just fine
Phew. I thought I might have to do something with my life for a second there, lads.

>>37314457
>I.2.20 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Romans were super gay

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you lads are fags i just want to bury my face between a nice pair of chubby thighs

>>37314457
I think I'd end up being the proper poof. I'm a skinny guy
>>37314462
No
>>37314494
It's not ebinlad. It's a hairy, bear type southern european guy I know.

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tanlines gf when

>>37314510
Honestly I'd rather shag a cute boy than an ugly fat pig like >>37314522

>>37314531
>I think I'd end up being the proper poof. I'm a skinny guy
Gains ome weight and muscle mass then la.

i just want to lie with a cute girl and talk about my world domination plans with her with out her laughing at me

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why isn't he in the OP?

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>>37314544
gay, fat pigs are the best

>>37314571
That's the wrinkliest face I've ever seen

>>37313669
I saw it from Gloucester, was insane, non stop for ages

>>37314581
Yeah having a gf that'll die from heart disease by time shes 40 sounds wonderful.

>>37314531
how do you know ebinlad isnt a hairy bear type southern european

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>>37314601
didn't say anything about a gf

i do honestly love ebin lad in platonic, friendship way

I should go to bed but I don't think I will.

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PUDDEMS

notorigional

>>37314642
I'd just like to help him become slightly more functional.

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>>37314665

Is that this girl?

Is that girl's name "puddems"?

Does she have a slutty tumblr?

>>37314642
He's the dysfunctional friend I wish I had irl.

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>>37314642
>>37314671
>>37314698
y-you t-too

th-thanks lads

>>37314671
me too but im not exactly normal myself and i doubt he would ever meet up.

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>>37314697
>Is that this girl?
Yes
>Is that girl's name "puddems"?
Yes
>Does she have a slutty tumblr?
Probably

Also goes by gingerpuss

>>37314642
desu I really like him too. He is really cute and very lovely. I really want to hug him~

i met a gurl on here in an omegle chat about 4 years ago, and we even met up and fell in love with each other, weird innit

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>>37314708
I'm starting to think you know exactly what you're doing. Keep it up.

>>37314717
>>37314697
do we have to post porn lads? i dont wanna have another wank. if we want to see porn, i we would go on a porn board.

>>37314544
I've never been interested in weight lifting so I don't think I could force myself to.
>>37314607
I wouldn't care. I don't talk enough with ebinlad to fall in love with him

feckin arsehole

>>37314304
This thread has me in stitches

>>37314791
Better get doing some cardio/taking care of your skin/shaving.

>>37314811
Or I could just kill myself, tbf

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>>37314787
>>37314787
I can't be held responsible for what you see on a pink board, or what you do to your cock afterwards

>>37314768
you met a girl on an omegle from brit feel? sorry lad, not sure what you mean.

yeah, i met up with a girl from a chat room once and ive nearly met up with a few others. my situation never worked out though because she lived too far. a relationship could not really be properly formed because we could only see eachother like once every few weeks. i also lost my virginity to her, she didnt know i was a virgin though.

>>37313954
I used to fly to Miami regularly as a kid and my father's grill would go to the lav to do her makeup before landing then as soon as we went outside her makeup used to slide straight down her face from the humidity, she'd look like a panda.

>>37314714
doesn't matter how normal you are, I wouldn't leave my small bubble for anyone probably
>>37314720
that is nice of you to say, you too.
>>37314770
sort of, I'm not really used to people giving me attention like this so I feel kind of awkward and embarrased. I don't think I deserve as many (you)'s as I get

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>>37314708
How do you do it ebinlad
Wish I have they all gagging for me
I love you to of course
Really weirdly captcha related turn off MWay to head to Filey

>>37314853
I meant that you're knowingly manipulating the whole thread.

>>37314841
still, you are choosing to post it. well it doesn't matter too much i guess..

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>>37314871
I have an agenda to promote

I've wanted /britfeel/ to post more porn for a long time

>>37314853
I'm still waiting on that youtube channel. When are we gonna see our favourite /britfeeler/ in action?

>>37314842
yeah used to search for others on omegle then post screen shots to the thread, just weird how i met an attractive gurl on here of all places

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>>37314717

COOL!

blocs

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>>37314896
stop posting skinny bitches

>>37314853
>I wouldn't leave my small bubble for anyone probably

i know you wouldn't. no offense intended but it would be a mission to help you, mind you, a mission im willing to take. i know it would be hard because i have been in bad places before, and i know people who have been in situations very similar to yours.

I made a normiebook post, been years since I had. Not expecting much of a reply but I did have 200 friends. I'm just hoping I get anything because I've been going insane lately with depression.

I'm just preparing myself for more rejection and indifference, somehow this innocuous post will backfire like everything else and just make me feel more miserable. Everything in my life is like that.

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>>37314929

S T I C C > F A T T

>>37314896
what is the point though lol? looking at porn is kinda pointless unless you plan on having a wank. i would rather see funny pictures or cool pictures

>>37314952
what did this post say

>>37314956
puddems isn't thin

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>>37314971
/britfeel/ is just /brit/ on a board that allows porn

This is your burden

>>37314952
How did you get 200 friends?

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>>37314956
may as well shag a boy girls are meant to be chubby

>>37314995
>double belly

There's a difference between chubby and fat

She is fat

>>37314923
i would say do it again and i will join you but it seems you have met someone.

so what happened with this girl, tell me the story lad.

its not the worst place to meet girls.

>>37314975
>been x years since I posted
>would be nice to catch up with anyone
Basic gist of it. I worded it very carefully so it was not either too forward or too pretentious. Probably fucked it up anyway. I am extremely nervous about it for some reason.

>>37314993
Used it in sixth form circa 2011 and added everyone at my school or who I ever saw IRL. I probably talk to roughly 2 people on my friends list ever anymore, maybe leaning towards 1 right now, to show how fucking dead and irrelevant it has become.

>>37314388
What colour is your catto, TildeAnon? I am soon being given a black kitto to keep my black catto company.

>>37314405
You look like River Phoenix. Before he died, obvs.

>>37314414
Don't bully TildeAnon, he is polite to everyone.

>>37313646
tried gaming yesterday but was getting wound up too easily.boxed clever today and had a film day.now it's bedtime.
after a spliff and a wank

>>37314869
not purposefully, I've never samefagged or shilled myself or posted a fake story, everything is 100% genuine. It makes me feel wierd getting replies and stuff. Its just therapeutic posting some random whiny post now and again to me

>>37314914
I can't think of anything worth doing thats not embarrasing and rubbish. Maybe i'll have a good idea that I can execute one day

>>37314995
If they were meant to be chubby then they wouldn't develop heart diseases from it.

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>>37313646
would help posting a pic as well eh.
defo bedtime senpai

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>>37315102
who cares lad

>>37315102
>what is anorexia

Just got back from watching the boxing with my brothers lads. Nearly got lost on the way home so stoned and stupid. Thinking of having a cheeky bit of cocaine.

>>37315099
You don't need to samefag to coax people into loving you. I don't get how someone as likeable as you could end up a friendless NEET.

>>37315020
we talked for a month or two and then met up in london where she lived, we went for some food then went to a little park and kissed and then walked around just talking in the rain, it was really nice.
Then we met up once a month for about two years, and spoke to eachother on skype all the time, falling alseep on cam most nights.

but then we couldnt keep up missing eachother constantly so we broke up, i was heart broke and never spoke to her since although i know it was the right thing to do.

sad

>>37315026
why dont you just message the people you want to speak to

>>37315156
I can't socialize irl really and theres been no opportunity to. I fucked up school then just slid down and camped out at the bottom for years. Up untill maybe the start of last year I was content with being like that, most of society wasn't for me and I was happy not being involved in it but I lost interest in games and everything else and had a sort of identity crisis spurred on by the fact I was getting more and more frustrated living where I live and doing what I do (shut in) and I was rapidly aging and seeing life disappear.

So in an act of desperation and a last throw I want to see if I can change that, its not going great - instead of being relatively stable for the last few years emotionally trying to change it is fucking me up a lot of days. Feels like i've entered a portal at age 16 in 2009 till now and I'm utterly confused

Excuse me I'm completely insane what should I do?

>>37315218
>>37315218
That is sad lad but it sounds like it was lovely while it lasted. As they say it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

I've had online relationships too that I have had to end because we were too far away.

>>37315033
I have a few cattos, the one on my bed is orange. Do post pictures of your kitto senpai! I really like cute animals~

>>37315303
This is exactly why i went to uni in an attempt to stop being a neet. It is a very depressing life style.

>>37315328
i am literally sexting with my online gf right now pls don't remind me that it probably won't last

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>>37315343
Here's my little snuggle bunny desu

Fuck it lads, gonna have a snort

>>37315412
S-sorry lad.

We're do you usually find these girls, is it just through omegle? I meet too many yanks and it's hard I think with them because of the time difference

>>37315057
That's James Franco you dip

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>>37315457
Lend us a nozzy's worth there's a good lad

>>37315508
Honestly not worth seeking out in the first place

>>37315555
Wish I could lad. Doing coke by yourself in your mums house is pretty grim.

>>37315581
How will you sleep if you have just done a cocaine

>>37315581
Never done it before, but would try. Still, I can't picture it. Isn't coke a social power drug? Like, one normies take to feel like the biggest dick in the room/ for robots to feel like normies before a party? What's the point in doing it alone? You doing voice chat on Call of Duty or summat?

>>37313538

Lads, anyone fancy giving me some attention?

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I wen't to comic con today it was pretty good.
Aparently this comment isnt originalol fuck everything

>>37315603
I'll sleep later when it's gone or I get bored.
>>37315617
I bought it off a fella in the pub when I was really drunk. I'll probably just watch tv and wank a lot

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>>37315433
Aww your catto is really cute anon! Thank you for posting the picture. Hope you and catto have a good night~

>>37315653
It won't let you sleep anon, you need weed to balance it out.

>>37315631
What ever do you want

bud bombs are the bomb me bruddahs

>>37315303
Sounds eerily like my life, only difference being I had to find a job, and working around normalfags has made me despise them.

>>37315631
Here's your (You).

It isn't free, however. I expect higher amounts of OC and thread engagement from yourself in the future.

>>37315709
It's too late anon, it was always too late. Least I only have half a gram

>>37315635
Manage to fuck a cosplay slut?

>>37313664
Was pretty rad m8. Storms are comfy as fuck.

>>37315303
Might not mean much, but this feeling is a mirror of my own experiences and I wish improvement for you.

>weeb videos not blocking out the dread any more

Maybe I just need more volume.

>>37315958
ASMR keeps the demons at bay for a while

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>>37315759
>>37315846
yeah I can imagine it happens a lot and thankyou, w-we'll all make it r-right

>>37315343
Kitto isn't ready to leave her mum yet which is quite lucky because my arsehole neighbours have just taken their brats to Devon for half term and left their cat outside to fend for himself so I've catto-napped him for now. He's under my bed I think, there's a purr going on down there anyway. People are so horrible.

anyone else in britfeel dyslexic?

>>37315827
No but I drunk 10 beers, feelsgoodman next time I'll fuck a cosplay slut.

>>37315538
Is it? Shows my prosopagnosia is coming along nicely then, oh well.

>Tfw wouldn't know James Franco if he kicked me in the balls.

>>37315981
I'm not patrician enough for ASMR unfortunately, tried but can't get into it.

>>37315555
With those quads you deserve four nozzys.

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>>37316095
FOR ISRAEL!!!

>>37316010
Yeah, only diagnosed at 18 though. I go to a top 10 uni studying econ.

>>37315805
Anon you are young and foolish you never have enough cocaine.

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Ree two anons replied to my normie island viking idea but then ditched me. I was just trying to make the thread fun.

>>37316254
>my normie island viking idea
wot

>>37316019
baka desu senpai it's one of the few good reasons to even go

>>37316254
sorry I had to go for a few hours.

I am still very interested though.

We could use more fun, creativity and OC in here.

I promise if you put the effort in more anons will get on board.

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>>37316285
dis ting famalam
>>37316317
<3 anon, I'll have a think

>>37316254
You should know by now that every attempt at interesting original discussion or ideas never works. If you want something to take off you need weaponised autism to force it and a lethal dose of luck.

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>>37315687
what do you make of this tilde?

Anyone spare twelve quid so I can get a cheeky pizza?

>250 quid in bitcoin I can't access

Permission to REEE?

>>37316355
Can I board the ship?
I'm guaranteed to be one of your best ship hands, and I'll work harder and longer than anyone else on board.

I am gay, have a ridiculous libido and am also riddled with HIV however.

>>37316224
nice lad. how do you find uni work? i know some other lad that got diagnosed at 18. i find we get marked down a lot because our sentence structuring undermines our work.

i read quite a lot but im still quite a slow reader

>>37316292
Don't worry anon, it was my first con I was just getting my bearings believe in me desu.

Why do I constantly think about suicide yet I most likely wouldn't do it when given the chance?

No matter how long you've had to get used to it, the loneliness will always hit now and then

>>37316535
You want to escape and it's the only realistic fantasy your mind can conjure up.

>>37316422
I forget the exact detail of my DSA assessment, but my spelling and organisational skills are my areas of weekness, handwriting too. I recall scoring well in reading speed and comprehension, but I know it effects eveyone slightly differently. Uni work is pretty easy, though I'm only a first year.
>>37316418
Welcome aboard. I'm sure you'll be wonderful entertainment for the waifufags if they decide to join and maybe you can pos them so britfeel can be free of you randy bastards

lads, watched that interview with corbyn, i hate communism but fuck it i'm down he's best of the cunts

>>37316355
Sign me up lad desu

>>37316662
He's a terrorist sympathiser and his home secretary is openly anti-white.

>>37316382
They still serving at 2 lad?

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>>37316658
Aye aye captain, I look forward to serving.

However I do have a secret.

I am a waifufag

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>>37316355
here's my avatar for the ship lad

>>37316355
I dont know what this is but I'll give it a go

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>>37316559

>Go to shop yesterday
>one wall is floor to ceiling windows
>amazing sunset
>everything lit up
>see qt enjoying life with her chad bf
>feel feels

Been a while

>>37316693
false and no more anti white than the tories really though eh

>have a mental health assessment in June

Debating whether to ask for voluntary commitment to a psych ward for a bit whilst I get my shit together.

>>37316696
I should have known.
>>37316700
>>37316704
Welcome aboard lad. I'm far too drunk and tired to do it today, and I should probably do a bit of prep too. I'll be on from 9 on sunday to swear you lot in.

>>37316746
I'd strongly urge against that unless necessary.

>>37316746
Do a voluntary stay anon. I was in 3 weeks and met people I could get along with the first time in my life and I wasn't being judged for being mental, it did the trick and I got PIP later the same year I was in hospital.

>>37316796
9pm or am?

Because I don't wake up until 5pm friendo.

Seems like you're getting more interest at night anyway

>>37316746
>whether to ask for voluntary commitment to a psych ward
kek no chance

>>37316810
pm ofc mate

>>37316802
Why? I have a feeling I'll be starting an antidepressant and a mood stabiliser or antipsychotic. And I don't fancy having to go through all of that at home, going nuts on my own.

>>37316807
How long were you in for and what for?

>>37316819
Why? no beds?

>invested 5k gbp in eth when it was 0.50 cents
>eth goes on an absolute beano
>now worth $161 each
>mfw

>>37316835
You can't voluntarily leave when you get bored.

>>37316853
>sells $500 worth and crashes the market

>>37316862
I'm sure I could as long as I wasn't acting batshit. It's pretty difficult to get sectioned m8.

>>37316694
Open to 5am laddo

>>37316853
how much you got now then?

>>37316835
>How long were you in for and what for?

I was extremely depressed and suicidal. As soon as I mentioned to suicide to my GP he asked if I wanted to go to the psych ward. I think if I hadn't agreed he would have sectioned me. It was OK, I was on a quiet ward with some interesting people and I didn't want to go out alone anywhere. The hospital is next door to a train line, how fucking stupid ne desu?

>>37317141
>Too stupid to even order it 'desu ne?'
Should have kys

i live in a very liberal, multi cultural city, and my mate is very loud and vocal about his opinion on muzzies. i swear he is going to get us into a fight one day.

>>37317219
Anyone who defends Islam isn't going to start a fight with you. They're too cucky.

>>37317241
yeah, fair shout. i imagine a women could over him and kick off, then white knights might get involved and try fighting us because they want to fuck the girl. probably some cunt would record it too.

ill bottle a cunt if this does happen

>>37315998
You're a good person anon! Normies shouldn't have animals~

>>37316370
It hits too close to home and makes me feel sad~

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Quiet tonight lads

>>37317707
are you trying to lose weight lad? what is your height and weight atm if you dont mind me asking

>>37317791
5' 10 and 45kg. Trying to maintain my weight and it seems to be going well~

>>37317842
wow lad. you're under weight bro. i thought you were over weight.

have you got a body disorder or eating disorder? i have an eating disorder

>>37317900
I was diagnosed with anorexia with bulimic tendencies. The best (worst) of both worlds desu~

How about you anon if you don't mind my asking?

>>37317941
i have selective eating disorder. doesn't bother me too much day to day but its going to be hard dating or getting into a relationship with it because i cant really go for meals

>off work for 2 days
>sleeping pattern is already fucked
>have to be up at 8am to go back to work

how do normies keep sleeping schedules, the only thing keeping me going to bed early is waking up for work. If I have a day off it fucks it all up

>>37318063
>how do normies keep sleeping schedules

mystery to me too because the normies i know will often go on big nights out. my brother often only lives on like 5 hours sleep.

>>37318027
desu I am sure most would understand that sort of thing anon! And it's great to hear it doesn't bother you too much on a day to day basis~

>>37318063
desu normies are an enigma. It's going to be tough in the morning but I hope you can power through lad. Might be worth trying to maintain a consistent sleep schedule even on days off as well~

>>37318150
thanks, you're a good lad tilde. i hope your anorexia and bulmic tendencies dont cause you suffering and you can find joy in whatever you persue

Where my real niggas still awake at? What you up to?

>>37318505
/nightguard/ here

trying not to have a panic attack desu lad, you?

>>37318505
laying in bed thinking about watching animu

Currently trying to get my head straight. Not doing a tremendous job. Pretty disappointed with my night.

>>37318505
My pigeon is confused by the lack of darkness, it's bollocksing up his sleep pattern so he's started waking up at the crack of dawn to start stomping around the bottom of his cage, waking me up to. I want nice comfy dark back.

>>37318545
Just had a wank and now cutting up the last of the coke. What's stressing you anon?

>>37318705
I have no clue. For some reason lately I've been getting agitated and mentally restless... if that makes sense? Literally no trigger to it. It's the most uncomfortable feeling.

Kinda makes me want to shake all the energy off. Weird huh?

I wonder if it's anything to do with being couped up in a room 24/7 with barely any social contact...

Is the anon who had his maths GCSE on Friday and stressing about long division and subtraction here amongst the /nightguard/? I was wondering how he got on.

>>37318780
Yeah staying inside and not burning off that energy isnt good. You're a NEET i take it? How do you spend you days?

>>37318815
I sleep all day. and stay up all night mostly just lying in bed browsing the internet.

Do you think I've probably just got a load of pent up energy I need to use?

>>37318854
I'd think so. I bought some weights and just started working out at home. Also helps to have something like that to work on.

>>37318906
why did you experience something similar? Or is that just how you get your exercise as a NEET?

>>37318965
I've struggled with shit like that for a long time. Couple of mental breakdowns, lost all my friends. Only really leave the house for thearpy or family these days

>>37319013
Well I'm a new member to that club as of six months ago. My situation is virtually the same as yours.

Does it get better? You can be honest if you want.

>>37319046
I dont know. I can be very comfy but since I hit 30 this year I've despaired about things a lot. How old are you lad?

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>Went to sleep at 4PM
>Just woke up
>Still feel tired

>>37319091
I'm 23. This is probably my 4th major episode since I was about 17. In between episodes I have quite bad baseline anxiety/depression too.

What do you despair about if you don't mind me asking? I've heard 30 can be a comfy age but understand it might not be that way for everybody.

>>37319131
>spent my 20s doing stupid and damaging shit and have nothing to show for it
>fired or rage quit every job I've ever hand and destined for poverty
>severe self harm scars on wrists which I get very anxious about
>no friends
>ruined a chance at happiness (probably my last) because I was a hesitant fuck and too scared to make a move

>>37319216

I'm sorry to hear all of that anon. It sure sounds like you've had a rough go of it.

Is there anything you think you could do to help yourself towards a realistic positive life that you want? Even if it's something small?

>>37319333
I dont know. I'm starting new therapy soon so hopefully that will help. I'd love to have a couple of irl friends, maybe get a comfy part time job later this year. Are you diagnosied/on meds?

>>37319519
That sounds good anon. It's something to look forward to at least.

I think I'd like something like that. I think doing some volunteering, with support of the ESA people, would probably be my best bet. maybe make some new IRL friends volunteering or some shit.

Naw not yet. I have a feeling I will be next month when I see a psychiatrist. It's my third referral to the mental health services so I think they're gonna realise there's something seriously wrong with me. Are you?

btw I've been on virtually every antidepressant without much benefit. I think it's probably time for the big guns.

>>37319577
I'm diagnosed BPD and been on different pills. On venlafaxine now which seems to help.

>>37319704
I get the feeling we've spoke before BPDanon.

Hope shit works itself out for you.

carboot anon awake, its a bit grey but nice enough. need to wait till at least 6-15 to decide what its doing.

>>37320201
quiet thread is quiet, guess its go time.

>find out bird is preggers
>Done nothing but flirt like mad with the girl at work.
What the fuck is the matter with me lads.

>>37321144
is it a boy or a girl albarn lad?

>>37321185
Can't say, gonna to keep it gender-neutral until they're old enough to determine their gender so I can be more progressive. Would hate to be a bigot

cheeky wake and bake, coffee and whiskey before work lads

what are my m8s up to this morning

>>37321185
No idea lad. Havent been for the scan feel like telling anonymous 4channers isn't gonna have an effect. Bird wants to wait till it's born to find out. Hoping it's a boy though. Tried hard as fuck to convince her to find out but she wants the 'surprise'. Can't really argue with her over it or I come off the cunt.

>>37320201
>>37320605
get back from carboot, it was shit, started spitting so very poor turnout.

drinking a cup of tea, gonna take my happy pills and have a nice sleep.

>working on a sunday
this barbarism shouldn't be tolerated

>>37322028
Lad it's only 8. No one really shows till 8:30-9.

>>37322160
ive been carbooting a long time, and the good shits gone in the first 15 minutes, you get late showers but then the pakis all crowd around.
nah, wasn't going to be a good day, could tell and not standing around, rather be back in bed.

right, off to bed. goodnight.

Cokeanon here. Run out and feel wretched as expected

Anyone here tried antidepressants? I haven't gotten out of bed for basically 4 months. I'm willing to try them now.

What are my fellow feelers experiences with them?

>>37321144
>>37321600
Hate it when depressed people have kids. Worst fucking idea ever, you should know what to do instead if you have any sense. It's not worth it.

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>>37313538
Morning lads, how's it going?

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>>37315130

Nice waifu sideboob lad

>>37313646

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Hope all of you lads are off to church this Sunday

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>>37313646
Morning lads. Any of you lot have crazy grandparents?

>>37323177

I dunno anyone who goes to any sort of cult meeting and I wouldn't take well to anyone who did.

>>37323187
nah, they're all dead

>>37322205
carboot anon, what some good shit you've found on car boots?

>>37313538
I've been sitting out in a field with my parents against my will for the past two days.
They've given up on trying to get me to go for a walk so I'm just sitting in the tent using a H+ signal contemplating why nobody likes me, even if I know the answer

>>37323293
Maybe they would like you if you went out on walks with them instead of sitting in a tent

>>37323325
Walking is so fucking boring man. I mean, it was good when I was a kid and could talk with a friend, but now I have nothing in common with my parents and I'm not even allowed to go at my own pace

>>37323177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX33xkRscvY

*licks ur hand*

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Got a date lads, anyone have any tips?
Never been on a date before, never met anybody from the internet before either.
Just came off my SSRIs too so I'll probably have a panic attack.
Please help me not bottle this, you guys are the only people I trust.

>>37323490
>Got a date lads

Fuck off normie

>>37323490

Always ask before ripping one up her shitter.

>>37322337
They are useful if you aren't functioning at all but I don't think they help long term. At first they helped me get out of the rut (I was staying in bed, not doing anything in the day, not giving a single fuck about my situation etc.) which made me able to volunteer and look for jobs but I felt they took away the ability to be happy or sad you are always in the mid ground and it made everyone say I was short with them and very disinterested with conversation. Made people say I was weird more often.

I also put on a ton of weight at the time which got me down when I starting giving a shit again and it took like two years of water and cous cous alone to get back to fitting in medium clothes. The antidepressants I was on made me crave food constantly I found it very hard to control especially when I was at my worst so I didn't even give a shit about my appearance but even when I was conscious about it I still found it hard.

The ones I was on also made me drowsy as fuck. Getting up was a struggle where currently I get up at 8am or 9am and got to bed at 2am I was going to bed at midnight and struggling to get up in the am.

I'd take them if you are doing fuck all with your life but advise you to push yourself as soon as your able to improve your situation as that will help you long term and gradually get off them as gradually they'll make you into a fat blob with shitter social skills. 6 months to a year tops I'd say.

>>37323490
just be confident bro
like just talk to her bro
bro

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>Standing at the bus station minding my own business
>see two girls point at me and start laughing

FUCKING STACIES STOP LAUGHING

>>37323588
Maybe do your fly up next time

>>37323592
That wasn't it. My fly was def up.

>>37323588

Stop being a vegetable.

Any lads going MCM London today?

What do you lads who aren't struggling month to month to pay rent save up for?

Got about 16k saved up currently. I just don't know what to do with it, my idea was to save up for a house but it feels like a meme with these prices and location (Britain) especially when it seems like a lot of jobs will be able to be worked remotely.

>>37323588

>See roasties laughing at me
>Couldn't give a shit because they are roasties.

>>37323588
>Be minding my own business
>Group of girls wolf whistle at me

FUCKING STOP IT, YOUR SARCASTIC HUMOUR IS KILLING ME INSIDE.

>>37323652

They're still the ones laughing and with good cause.

>>37323689
They won't be laughing when I join ISIS and paint the road with our insides.

>>37323689

What good cause is that?

>>37323712

Your vegetableness

>>37323711
Enjoy that watch list anon.

>>37323711
>paint the road with our insides.

Pretty sure I will Iqubal.