ITT: weird cum disposal or clean-up methods (fuck off with cum

>cleaning up

i just cum into my hand and walk over to the seat or wipe it on a towel i used recently.

I just use a dirty wife beater.

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Put the cum in your butt.

>>37312563
same, but i just walk to the bathroom and wash my hands

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>>37312569
I just use a dirty wife

>cum in shotglass
>slam the shot
>lick it clean

Some day, I hope

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>not eating your own cum to regain the testosterone

>>37312535
I just use a sock like a living meme.

>have phimosis
>have extra-long foreskin that makes dick look like anteater
>fap
>about to cum
>pinch end of foreskin with forefinger and thumb
>cum
>cum is contained in foreskin after ejaculation
>walk to either garbage bag in room or toilet in bathroom
>unpinch foreskin
>squeeze out cum
>finished
>never in my life had to worry about cum spraying everywhere/cum cleanup

>>37313816
dude like post pics.
no homo tho

>>37313816
I'm surprised this didn't need originalioni

Easiest way is to cum inside and make her take a shower.

>>37313816
thats pretty nasty

do you have any pictures?

>>37313816

Used to do this. This semen leaks out for like the next 30 mins.

Nothing beats just going straight into a sink. Like have to nut on something.

I've been using a sock ever since I first masturbated

>>37314530
exit stage left normalfag

have you guys never heard of toilet paper?

>>37315848
Calm down, anon, I'm just trying to be honest.

>>37315912
>assuming any robot would have the common sense or lack of autism to think of that

>>37315955
>robot
>sexual partner

I blow the load on my stomach / belly, the warmth feels good. Then I wipe it off with my shirt and toss it in the laundry.

>>37316072
I haven't been here since like 2009, I just wanted to understand what the fuck was wrong with all of the /sft/ fags infesting /vg/.

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>>37312535
>nut in carpet
>rub it in

Boom, it's gone.
Any other method is a degenerate method.

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>cum in cup
>mix it with milk
>give it to my cat

my cat's face when he finish his cup

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>>37316720
>your cat's face in general because they're not accustomed to drinking cow milk you autist

>>37312535
cum disposal is for plebians. I never cum when I masturbate normally, I just edge for a couple hours until I get bored and then stop. if I get too backed up I'll just jack it into the toilet the next morning.

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>>37312535
i generally use cum rags and clean them up once a month
however
there are times that i don't have acces to any rags, so i just let my dog lick me peepee clean after the job is done.
now that i think about it, this may have a huge hand in me developing beastiality fetish

>Have empity bag of chips in the trashcan.
>Open empity bag of chips.
>Cum in there.
>Close it.
>Put it back in trash can.
>Dispose of it later with all the trash of trashcan.

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>>37314530
>cumming inside
>without the intent to get her pregnant
lamo

>>37312535
I cum into my blanket and don't wash it. It reeks but its nice to know that my friends baste in my own semen when they steal my bed.

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>>37312535
I just cum into my blanket

>about to cum
>Roll sideways on the bed to cum off the side of the bed onto the floor
Or alternatively
>Cum onto hand and randomly sling it on wall/ across the room

>>37313816
You realize the dick cheese you're accumulating is probably fucking insane.

>>37316720
Cats are lactose intolerant faggot. You don't give them milk

>>37312535
>not being able to control if you want to ejaculate during an orgasm

I've never heard of anybody else being able to do this but me. Can any of you anons do this?

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Used to just squeeze my dick like kinking a hose, walk forward a few steps and spill on the carpet. Family would always laugh at our dog for constantly licking/chewing the carpet. Thanks for looking out doggo.

I just cum into my boxers amd roll them up

>>37312535
>lay down on bed
>take shirt off
>put tissues on abdomen/ neck
>cum
>throw the tissues away

>>37313816
This, but it's not as satisfying as shooting cum everywhere. A quick piss and a rinse usually take care of everything else.

Lay a plate on my stomach and fap at full force until I blow all over the plate.
I feel like cumming into something reduces the power.

>>37312535
Don't know if this is a weird one but it goes like this
>have overhead foreskin that i can pull back completly and i fap with it.
>cum inside foreskin and hold the cum inside with 2 fingers.
>go to the bathroom and let the cum drop in the sink and ocassionally pee in the sink immediatley.