Fembot thread.

>>37310869
What anime is that btw?

>>37311282
Oshiete Galko-chan! It's surprisingly wholesome.

>tfw no gf
I'm just a boy with a dream. A dream to have a girl that actually loves me

How did you know I'm unhygenic?

>>37312115
You're browsing /r9k/.

can we all cuddle and lick each others vaginas

Someone please be my gf, I'm very lonely.

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>>37310869
I'm actually kinda autistic about cleanliness. I shower twice a day and trim my nails constantly.

>>37312201
I'm game.

>>37312261
Shower twice a day? Wouldn't that dry your skin and hair out insanely fast?

>>37312323
I have moisturizer/lotion for my skin and just use normal shampoo and conditioner a few times a week on my hair. Haven't noticed any drying out desu.

>>37312323
>what is lotion
fagdafad

Is anybody else addicted to an MMO here? Which one? FFXIV for me

>>37312364
>>37312402
I guess I'm just unlucky then, even with exfoliation twice a week and tons of lotion, my skin still gets super dry and flaky if I shower more than once a day ;-;

At least im not unhygienic. Even if i have nothing much going for me. I do enjoy smelling nice

>>37312452
Not anymore really but I used to be really bad into WoW back as a teen.
Still playing on a private server but not 10 hours a day anymore.

>>37312504
I wish I had started playing MMOs in my teens instead of my early 20s, maybe I would've grown out of it by now... WOW seems fun, but the aesthetic isn't weeb enough for me desu

>>37312554
Honestly retail wow today is fucking horrible, wouldn't touch it. But TBC/WotLK was amazing. Maybe because I was a teen though.
>ywn again go wake your sister up early on the weekend to have 12 hours of uninterrupted questing time together

>>37310869
>unhygienic
I shower daily thank you very much

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>>37312597
Got a showerhead with a pulse setting too, huh?

Do girls get smega in their punanis after masturbating? If so would it be possible to buy a jar of this stuff from one of you :3

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>tfw 6'0
is this the end

i just want a cute fembot to cuddle with, the only request i have is to be the smol spoon

>>37312622
Showers are for cleaning!
I actually don't, maybe I should. Got vibrator toy tho and shits great

>>37312596
>having game bonding time with your sister
>not having a sister who bullies you and tears down your self esteem at every turn despite you idolizing her as a kid

Wow I did not ask for these feels anon ;3; But also good to know about WOW, a coworker was trying to get me into it after he heard I was into FFXIV but since I am barely above a NEET I couldn't justify two subs a month.

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>>37312650
A jar is a lot.
For most women, it's all the time.
I'm suspicious

>>37312664
>>37312669
You two are now married.

>>37312681
>showers are for cleaning
Of course. I'm just getting extra clean. Obviously.
What kinda vibe you got? Worth it? I've been debating buying one but I still live at home and I get super paranoid.

>>37312191
It's true. I only bathe 3 times a week.
Depression takes the life out of you.

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>>37312664
That's runway model tier height though. You know what to do now, anonette.

>>37312664
No

You're so tall you have no end :^)

>>37312704
Sorry I didn't mean like a mason jar, more like a vial

>>37312736
I bathe twice, maybe.
If I'm feeling in better spirits maybe 4.

Alright, so why are you a loser? Women literally cannot fuck up. If you're a "fembot" then it's completely by choice.

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>>37312753
You can have a vial of mine, kek.
How much, anon?
I'm still suspicious what for

>>37312784
Dunno. I spend a lot of time inside and watch a lot of anime and people exhaust me. And I got some chronic pain thing going on so I just don't like socializing and people giving me pity eyes or acting like I'm a cripple.

>tfw sick and cant stop shitting and farting
>tfw shit is so watery im afraid it will leak into my vagina
Help

>>37312784
My parent's fucked up when they decided to mate and breed. The family bloodline on both sides is absolutely disgusting, filled with addiction, depression, bipolar, psychopaths, child molesters, desolate poverty, etc. Which is why I have taken a vow to do my part and stop my genes from surviving. So now I'm borderline agoraphobic and only leave the house to go to my night shift part time job so I don't interact with too many people. You're welcome!

>tfw no stinky fembot to stew in our disgusting week long sex BO together

>>37312860

Aww come on, you might have fucked genes and family history, but that doesn't mean you should remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>37312664
This is only the beginning
of my fap session to tall fembots

>>37312879

I've always wanted a gf just so she could bask in my stench and sniff my dick and lick my smegma and so I could do the same with her.

It's the pheromones man. But no farting.

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>>37312784
>Trust issues
>Clinical Depression
>First BF ever cheated on me after a year
>Eating Disorders (Although managing it well and maintaing a healthy weight)
>Addicted to dick (Get my fix with dildos and porn)
>Broke AF
>Kicked out of home at 18
>Never had a full time job, only part time. Been living off of savings
>Currently only got $500 to my name
>Literally have to be a criminal to not die
>Been jobhunting a lot
>Might apply to telemarketing job soon
>I prefer to be the dominant person in sex and the relationship
>I don't like anything romantic and prefer comfy stuff
>I don't like sex with people unless I've known them for a longer period of time
>Daily think of suicide and event failed attemps at it
>If I get too much attention from people I choke and cut them all off

>>37313010
I've had a fembot gf like that before it was literally the best

>>37312977
Well to be fair, my genes won't completely die out, since my sisters have already gone and had kids. I just won't do it myself, since I know I would fuck up any kid I have to raise.

does anyone else wish they could cut off their boobs

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>>37313107
>implying there's much to cut off

>>37313107
I WISH I ACTUALLY HAD ANY BOOBS
I'm a fucking chestlet

I could pretend to be a top-tier trap I just lack the penis

>>37313107
If I could donate them to some poor MTF out there I absolutely would!

Posting for a clingy obsessive vidya gf in europe. Please I'm desperate. Looking for someone desperate too.

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>>37312736
Eh? Is it unhygienic to bath only 3 times a week? I'm fairly normie and do it 4 times at much.

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>>37313118
Don't feel bad. I like flat chests more and I'm sure lots of other guys/girls feel the same.

>>37313143
i don't care about your boob size, flat chests are delicious too.

Does anyone else in here have a lot of penis envy?
When I had a bf I kept playing with his junk passively to make up for lost time of not having a dick and balls myself.

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>>37313169
Well if they have any taste, I'd hope so.
I still get jealous of titcows, they're getting noticed instantly everywhere.

>>37313107
Yes. I'm a titcow and have considered paying to get them cut off.

>>37313162
My hair starts to smell. Gets greasy.
Also my dandruff gets real bad.

>>37313189
Por favor be in MEXICO

>>37313107
>think intrusive thoughts like "I have a knife in my hand, what would it feel and look like to cut a tit off"

Pretty scary

I fucking love stinky girls

originale

>>37312664
>>37312734
kek pls yes, i would love a 6'0 qt to cuddle me and braid my hair

also vibrators are a great investment

>>37311282
One about coalburners

>>37313201
Well, personally when I see a flat-chested girl I tend to notice their legs/hips. So if you want to be noticed more, show those off.

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>>37313264
>spoiler
You bet they are. 10/10 would recommend.

>>37313274
Not very childbearing hips but my legs are okayish I'd say at least? Dunno, boobs just seem to get all the attention.

>>37312664
Move to europe and be slighty taller than average.
t. 6'2 goy

At what age do females start feeling bad for not having reproduced?

So why are some guys and girls into cuckolding?
I prefer to only think of my bf when I have sex, even when I masterbate I think of him.
Could never really fuck anyone else without disliking it heavily

>tfw your board's user base has devolved into a bunch of roastie worshiping cucks that erp on a Manchurian Duck Fishing Chatroom

>tfw 85% of "fembots" are actually just text and aren't even real women, just men pretending

>tfw /soc/ and other board's garbage people manage to spill into here because it's as free as /b/, but not as shitty

>I've witnessed this place slowly transforming from a hugbox for autists and outcasts into /b/+/soc/ electric boogallo over the past five or six years

>all of these cringe posts of people saying "le fembot here, I'm a girl and I'm not like the other grills xD"

>fucking fembot threads and other garbage threads everyday

I hate this board so much, yet I subject myself to this torture.

PS:

>>>/soc/

>>37313306
imo, boobs are a very "normie" thing for guys to like. The quality of guys who are all "hurr big boobs are gud" is generally pretty low. It's like liking the big blockbusters instead of the high-quality well-written movies that fly under the radar.

P.S. I'm 6'2" and I wouldn't mind cuddling you and/or braiding your hair.

>>37313350
I'm guessing 30+?

>>37310869
fuck you. you are the scum of /r9k/

having a boyfriend so so fucking comfy. Don't know why i didn't try this earlier

>>37313388
Robot bfs are the best. Would recommend 10/10

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>>37313274
Why do people say this like cowtits don't have an entire body attached to them? Life isn't balanced you don't get -10 butt to make up for tits or +10 ass from being flat.

>there are women on this site that aren't virigns and have boyfriends

OUT OUT OUT

This site is for virgins and men only. Go to reddit. You don't belong here. Why are you here?

>>37313381
I don't know, I mean I see the appeal. Boobs are pretty great. Legs are top tier too though.
It's not like I got a statsheet to choose from.

>>37313388
>>37313419
Normies reeee etc

>>37313432
Go to Wizchan if you want that kind of purity, they actually enforce it.

>>37313424
I actually agree with you. I'm more of a full-picture kind of guy. Like I can appreciate bigger tits if altogether the girl looks good. It's all about synergy.

>>37310869
You better be Galko-chan if you post that image.

>>37313143
can we date so I can fondle the nips?

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>>37313432
I'm a racist virgin with no boyfriend and poor social skills who occasionally posts lewds.
I hate reddit with a passion.

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>tfw used to have a bf where he was into being in a collar and leash
>tfw he called me mommy and I never called him daddy
this was the best feel for a while

>a bunch of grills on /r9k/ want bfs
>i'd be a good bf, never any luck finding grill

it's sad, i just wanna give hugs and headrubs and cuddle and use thighs as pillow

>>37313458

This site is for white men of European ancestry that are virgins or not and virgin nerd women only.

If you are non-white or not a virgin, get the fuck to reddit. You don't belong here. There is nothing on this site for you.

>>37313549
>I'm a racist virgin
Be my gf and let's kill niggers
>who occasionally posts lewds
DIS FUCKING GUSTING

>>37313549
post lewds. My dick is curious

>>37313549
>I'm a racist virgin
Bait/10

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>>37313613
By lewds I mean my pale stomach and feet.

>>37313613
>>who occasionally posts lewds
>DIS FUCKING GUSTING

this actually. the whole point of wanting a virgin is having your purity to myself. completely ruins it if you're publicly sharing lewds.

>>37313549
>>37313642
post contact information of the throwaway variety please racist virgin girl

>>37313642
muh dik. Are you cute?

>>37313573
>This site is for white men of European ancestry that are virgins

My dad is white but my mom is Chinese and I'm a virgin who masturbates to nukige. I think I still belong here.

>>37313419
He's not even a robot
I'm not even a robot
I just cruise here to see the sights

>>37313644
Holy fuck, you're right. Agh, fuck, I was planning on posting actual lewds, but you're right.
I'm not being sarcastic, you're actually right.
Fuck.

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>>37313552
can you be my mommy gf please

>>37313057
>Addicted to dick (Get my fix with dildos and porn)

Tell me more fembot, I'm here to help :-)

>>37313204
same here, they're too big. my ideal size would be like a B cup
>>37313143
if i could give you mine i would

>>37313680
glad you realize it makes you less attractive.

i mean maybe the blacks won't give a shit.

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>>37313660
Depends if you like freckles.

>>37313662

If you're a virgin woman, you can stay.

>>37313680

If a man has seen your naked body, you aren't a virgin. Just go to reddit.

>>37313680
You fucking ruined yourself slut. Purity = soiled.

Hundreds of guys jerked off and cummed to your pics. Try telling your bf that. Look him in the eye when you get one and tell him hundreds of neckbeards on 4chan jerked off to your pics.

>>37313710
Flat girls and even busty girls get implants all the time. What's stopping you from calling up your insurance?

>>37313723
They haven't. I'm genuinely glad the robots could make me see the truth before I returned to /b/.
<3

>>37313680
I'll still take you >>37313654
pls respond

>>37313720
Freckles is good and not bad pls post freckles

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>unhygienic laydees
Are there any dirty fembots into pic related? Hots for men's smells?
Also: how are your nails?
I just noted some days ago I do not mind bitten nails on girls much.
But if you have a nail gnawing habit and use bright colored polish so everyone will notice at the same time I will consider you an attentionwhore or plain stupid.

Is this the thread where we beg for gross socially retarded gfs?

>>37310869
>be me
>bathe in medical grade soap 3 days a week
>soap apparently stays on skin for 48 hours and kills bacteria
a-am i still unhygienic?

>>37313792
yes, this is the thread where we do this and nobody actually gets gfs from it. welcome to the party.

>>37312452
I used to be in Mabinogi all day every day. Now I tend to prefer solo games, though. Currently sinking all of my time into Fallout 4.

>>37313642
>By lewds I mean my pale stomach and feet.
post qt feet pls

>>37312797
a magic ritual to turn you into my cocksleeve of course

Friendly reminder that if you wouldn't be willing to have an LDR with a robot you aren't a fembot, you're a normalfag

would you be interested in a 126lb all muscle 20 year old that works only at night, allows no light in his apartment and RP's as a vampire to be your BF because I have always wanted a qt to play games with at night and i heard you Roboteets are game

>>37313778
I'm not dirty myself I'd say but I think I'd love musky man smell.
My nails are autistically trimmed and filed for complicated and meaningful reasons.
Also is that from that h-doujin about the guy fucking his tanned cousin at a bus station or something?

>>37312493
>enjoy smelling nice
My m8. Good smells are what I live for these days. I recently found an air freshener that smells like powdered green tea - it's intoxicating.

Any scents you're particularly stuck on now?

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>>37313654
[email protected]
>>37313774
I think I'll wait a bit. ;-;
>>37313792
I think so.
>>37313778
I'll admit, I genuinely like how guys smell when they haven't showered.

>>37313839
what about an LDR where the man is actively making plans to have you live in his place?

>>37313858
That is robot tier
be my gf

>>37313549
>>37313720
>Racist, pale and freckles
Not real, fuck off

>>37313807
Nope.

Clean as a whistle. I wonder if that's bad for your good bacteria on the skin though

>>37313851
Pls post ur celtic princess freckles

>>37313867
i'm a man actively looking to find a qt r9k gril and move her into my apartment/house, sorry friend. Best of luck on your qt hunt.

>>37313840
Vladfag pls kill yourself

>>37312452
I just started FFXIV free trial... so far I'm not very invested into it. I've just been running around doing hand me in quests, I only have 2 or 3 abilities each with a 4 second cast time and the the huge gcd which kind of turns me off. How long before the game gets fun? Should I switch to a melee class, are they more exciting than casters?

Also pls play with me and train me sensei.

>>37313891
I'll take that as a compliment, thanks, robot.

>>37313851
messaged you tbqphwymf

>>37313204
Please don't do that, Anon. Some of us like big ones.

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>That one guy that was perfect but his dick was literally so small that sex was unejoyable
It was 3.5 inches
and had no girth
how the fuck does that happen

>>37312452
Too poor for FF XV lmao kys

>>37313844
summertime or such, yeah might been in that one.

>>37314006
No, step off asshat I claimed her first

>>37313807
>>37313892
there's a chance that you can develop a resistance to the soap and get very sick from all sorts of bacteria, even if they're weak
>it's an "anon's immune system works against himself" episode

>>37313990
Can you post a pic of yourself? Interested in applying as a bf. I'm a pretty hquality you dont wanna miss out.

>>37314018
genes, but don't worry, over time women have been selecting for larger penises and wider girth

>>37314018
I'm 9 inches, not memeing
Please marry me

Any fembots interested in a shy ISFJ robot? I'm 6'2" and not bad looking.
>>37313989
Casters are the most boring shit, sorry to say. However once you hit around 45 shit starts to get super fun.

>>37314018
Hmm
Sounds like a miniscule dilemma to me

>>37314043
post singer first

>>37314052
>Miniscule Dilemma
oh you cheeky fucker

>>37314018
Did he not try to use his hands or anything?

>>37314043
Not her but that's just as bad as 3.5 mate. What's wrong with like, 5 or 6, why does everything have to be gargantuan

>>37314048
>ISFJ
>F
Kill yourself
Anyone that makes the mistake of talking to crybabies with F in their MBTI will learn why I said this fast

>>37313549
do you like love live

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>get r9k gf
>turns out she has endo
>sex hurts her too much
>somehow end up getting married
>will die a virgin husband
Some of us were destined for the worst lives imaginable

Any fembots itt wanna fuck? My wife's cool with it

>>37314062
donger*
original donger in fact

>>37314069
What about 8 inches? Is that okay? I'm a different guy from the 9 inch guy, by the way. I don't want to make it look like he's just changing his answer.
>>37314082
>(F)uck you, buddy.

>>37314062
>singer
What?
>>37314069
Because I'm a blackbot

>>37313990
Unless I see a pic with a timestamp you're a man.

>>37314069
Wait what about 7x5, that's what they all say is perfect.

>>37314067
Cheeky? Quite.
Fucker? Questionable.

My comments aren't witty at all.

Do robots not realize femanons have to get to know you before they consider you bf material

>>37314138
Nice, at least when genesplicing hits the market the internet has already decided what the standard size will be.

>>37314108
I mean it probably varies a lot from girl to girl. But that's still too big.

>>37314138
Kinda pushing it but probably workable I think? I'm a virgin anyway.
My dildo is a little bit over 5in and it's perfect, maybe I'm super smol but I don't see the problem

>>37314082
>>37314108
INTJ fembot here. Fiance is ENFP. All depends on if personalities are compatible.

>>37313851
German virgin here, where's the pic with the mask furfag mask ?

>>37314181
Yeah, but to get to know someone you need to have contact info first. You can't really get to know someone on 4chan. At least not on a board that doesn't have unique poster IDs

>>37314190
>Fiance
INTJ normalfag you mean

>>37314208
"INTJ Normalfag" is an oxymoron. They're always going to be a little fucking weird.

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Anyone else /cheatedon/ here?
I feel oddly alone in it.
I feel fat even though Im underweight.
I feel disgusting even though I shower daily.
I feel ugly even though I can get dates.

The fuck do I do, I can't shake this this feeling of inadequacy off.

>>37314190
Heh, I'm ISFJ and my spouse is ENTP. We get along quite well.

>>37314188
How tall are you, girl? Just curious.

>>37314138
That's assuming all vaginas have the same dimensions. Some girls are really small. Others are larger. 7x5 would be perfect for me t b h, but not for other fembots.

>>37314235
Having a fucking fiance makes you a normalfag you retard

>>37314241
You should send your fellow fembot some nudes so I can give you positive and uplifting feedback
Hmu

>>37314262
I've got that size, wanna hook up?

>>37314241
Quit being a daffodil and be the man you want to be. It takes work but it's more fun than wallowing in self pity.

ITT: faggots.
Kill me /r9k/ I fuckin hate you all

>>37314260
Just about 5'4
I don't even get that much from penetration desu. It's a nice bonus to clitoral stimulation

>>37314248
>>37314190
(Original ISFJ here) I'd honestly prefer another ISFJ as a partner, I feel like they'd understand me best.

>>37314208
>INTJ
>Normalfag
Pick one.
>>37314208
Can confirm. I'm pretty fucking odd.

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>>37314031
>try to improve appearance by using medical grade soap
>appearance does improve, any lingering BO is gone
>learn about this
there is just no such thing as winning in life, is there?

>>37314293
You don't get anything from nipple stimulation?

>>37314194
Not done yet, some shit I'll need to buy.

>>37314293
Not Anon you're talking to
Are you the Anon that told me that it was kinda adorable that I plan on using toys to make sex better for her?

>>37314283
I'm surprised at how original this comment managed to be. I expected more people to say the exact same thing.

>>37314317
Nipple stimulation is different from vaginal. I think it would take a special type of person to get off from nipple play. By which I mean it's probably pretty rare.

>>37314317
I do but it doesn't get me off.

>>37314331
No that wasn't me but she's got the right idea. Toys are cool.

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>>37313057
>First BF ever cheated on me after a year
So... he behaved like a male? I don't see what's wrong with males cheating as long as they don't get emotionally connected to the other girl.

If anything encouraging that helps the relationship.

>>37313920
Where do you live? Post contact pls

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>>37314351
I may be a complete cunt but at least I'm Origana

>>37314273
Nah.
You won't have much luck on 4chan. You should try Tindr.

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>>37314371
Hold on there, I have a reaction image just for you.

>>37314364
Alright just checking cause she also said clitoris stimulation.
I didn't realize girls like that during sex t b h

>>37314371
>tfw no cuckquean gf
Holy shit. I need this.

>>37314393
Tinder is full of roasties. All I want is a short, flat, nerd girl who I can never find on any dating site.

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>>37313359
All girls are "cucks" by nature. They all want the stud that fucks all the girls.

Nothing wrong with that though.

>>37314322
Eh, time for bed then. See ya around.

>>37314371
To be fair, I wouldn't mind a cuckquean gf either. But I wouldn't say it's right for everyone.

>>37314379
not him but really?

is that all it would take to get a robot gf? just "hey guis come live with a complete stranger from the internet"

>>37314379
western MA, [email protected]

plz respond

>>37314235
>"I-I'm a robot guys, really!"
>has a fiance
>if not, easy relationships regardless

"Fembot" is an oxymoron.

>>37314409
Like it? Anon it's literally all that gets us off or at least like 3/4ths of us. Penetration is nice but without clit stimulation not much is gonna happen.
Flick the bean anon. Bean is life.

>>37314364
You like to read anything in particular while you get off? My tastes are pretty vanilla.

>>37314371
Please tell me you're single

>>37314488
Nonono, not flicking the bean. I meant using toys

>>37313552
I miss that feel too, femanon
teasing my submissive ex was great

>>37314519
If I had a girlfriend, I'd be using toys on her to spice it up. Egg and wand vibrators are my favorites.

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>>37314371
Nigga you are fucked up, I also know that your reply to this will be "ahuu thats just how males work they fuck everything". Well get off 4chan you fucking faggot life ain't like that.

>>37314495
Lots of fanfiction/erotica. Both yuri and yaoi. Surprisingly little hetero shit actually. And I love audio recordings.

>>37314519
Ohh, whoops haha. My bad. But yeah toys are definitely welcome too.

>>37314562
Nah he's not fucked up he's just running /cuckquean/ psyops to try and make the femanons here more open to cuckqueaning. The problem is he's way too fucking obvious so it's not going to work.

>nearly 200 posts
>not a single mention of Chad

This is a fembot thread, wtf?

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>>37311951
I knew this feel very well as a teenager!!

>>37314557
Is this a lesnon or a mini-me?
>>37314568
Don't worry about it. I'm pretty bad at explaining shit

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>>37314486
Eh, I'll admit I might not be as autistic as some of the bots here. Maybe I'm more like a cyborg. Am really socially retarded, though.

I just got lucky. Right place, right time.

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>>37314557
>wand vibrators
Excellent taste. Got myself a small Japanese one.

>>37314655
No worries. Confusion happens

>>37314655
I'm not a girl, sorry.

>>37314692
Do wand vibrators work on a prostate too?

>>37314716
Not sure why you're apologizing.
You said vibrators were your favorite so I was wondering if you were a lesbian or a guy like me who'd use toys on their gf

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I can't imagine how butthurt beta males would be if people did this kind of polygamy thing (several females, one male) and society openly tolerated it or even encouraged it.

One thing is knowing Chad has fucked and discarded your oneitis, but a very different thing is knowing he is fucking her every day as his first or even second side chick while everyone respects and admires him for that and society as a whole shuns beta males like you guys.

>>37314746
No, won't fit and it won't be the right shape. You'd need a specialized prostate vibrator.

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>>37314746
Well it's a clitoral (ie external) wand massager, soo I doubt it. G-spot toys would maybe, I guess?

>>37314765
I got you confused with someone else, that's why I apologized lol

>>37314480
if it makes you feel any better nobody has contacted me yet.

>>37314766
Cuckquean gf is my fetish so I wouldn't care. I would still have hope to get gf one day.

>>37314766
Bruh, if you want to get your fetish to be more accepted. Don't make it look bad. You should just make it more like "this fetish might be for you and that's ok" instead of "everyone should do this fetish all the time".

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I need advice fembots, a girl basically my oneitis just broke up with her bf and is coming on too me kinda strong. What do?

>>37314887
Also I'm kinda normie if that helps.

>>37314781
A wand vibrator is great when you press it along the middle part of your shaft or your balls. So good.

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>>37314887
Just come on to her too then? What's the problem?

>>37314920
Seriously that works? I kinda always wondered why guys don't use more toys desu.

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>>37314951
But I don't wanna be just a rebound fuck anon.

>>37314781
is that you?
your nails look nice, you should post them

>>37314964
You will. Don't do it anon. Ignore her. Tell her to get it together.

>>37314951
i don't use toys because i can come in 5 minutes with my hand and i only jerk off like 2-3 times a week to keep the edge of being single and lonely off.

>>37314964
Hm I guess that makes sense. But what if you just kinda comfort her and after a period of grieving or whatever, try and be her bf? I don't know how these things work honestly.

>>37314969
Yes, but the picture is maybe two weeks old.


>>37314988
Yeah but couldn't toys make it more intense, if not faster (that's not a priority I'm guessing?) I come so much harder using a vibrator than just my hands.

>>37314887
She's trying to fill her the void in her heart.

>>37314951
I dunno, I liked it since I had an experience when I was little with a vibrator by accident.. it felt really good.

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>Be one of those people who keep saying size dosen't matter
>Decide to get a big dildo just to try it out
>It feels amazing by itself
>Actually ride it till I get lightheaded
what the fuck do I do

>>37313385
That or the whole "all my bffs are posting babyphotos now" drama.
.

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>>37314977
Thank you anon, she had some lesbian sex but that ain't rebound sex. If I fucked her and there was no feelings id probably off myself. Oh well I'm moving away soon anyway.

>>37314964
If you're not planning on starting a family with her you're just going to be fucking anyways so why does it even matter

>>37315049
Man reading shit like this makes me so sad because I have a tiny cock.

Life is truly a mess when you are a dicklet.

>>37314604
chad is just a woman hate thread meme

>>37315049
iono

get a boyfriend who's big?

>>37315049
Now you know that you've been lying this entire time.

>>37315029
taking a few days off in between masturbating makes it more intense, that's why i take a couple days off in between.

>>37310869
>tfw no austrian glasses gf

>>37314964
Haha at least be a rebound fuck anon.

I've been an emotional rebound that didn't even get anything more out of it than texting all day every day.

>>37315084
I have a 5-7 days refractory period every month anyway, no way I'm taking any additional days off if I can help it.

>>37314964
If it is the only fuck you'll get from her, make it a good one and hope the best. Or live forever with the regret. Damned if you do, damned if you don't

>>37315043
Thanks I think your right, although there was a lot of sexual tension between us when we were together they even broke up one time because of it.
>>37315059
True True

>>37315049
How big? I literally can't understand it, big things just hurt me. Maybe I'm born broken.

>>37315105
>At least
You set your sights too low anon

>>37315155
How big can a dick be before it starts hurting you, anon?

>>37315161
What do you mean?

It's more than I could dream of since I am fat and have a babby dick.

Man this is fucked.

I was actually happy with my life, not even being lonely and not caring about not having a female companion.

But now I am back on 4chan and sad again.

>>37315114
why don't you masturbate on your period?

>>37315049
Man. Im the same. Used to defend average dicks. Put those threads down to insecurity but at the end of the day i cant get anything from penetration. Im starting to wonder. I cant get my biggest dildo to fit in though so idk

>>37315155
If you're Asian or pretty skinny then that's understandable.

>>37315137
Wait so you guys have had sexual tension even when she was dating her?
I don't think it's filling the void in her heart then.
She might actually like you.

>>37315173
I don't know honestly? I got a 5in dildo and never attempted anything bigger since it's basically perfect for me I think, and fills me up nicely. It's thick though.

>>37315202
I just feel gross and bloated and unsexy and it never really works out. Pre-period horniness is awesome but actually during it, nah.

>>37315213
Yeah pretty skinny but not Asian.

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>>37315191
It's okay anon, I love you anon.

I once made my boyfriend use a dildo on me.
Was this a bad idea.

>>37315230
>Yeah pretty skinny but not Asian.
Yeah that's the reason then.
Its due to not having enough meat/muscle down there to handle Chad Thundercock

>>37315252
I don't believe it

But it doesn't matter anyway.

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>>37315049
Origifuckingalaolo

>>37315230
>tfw you will never fill a tight fembot up because my dick has no girth
Fuck I need to jack off now

>>37315253
I think using a dildo would make him feel insecure.
Wands would make him feel better about himself.

>>37315277
Well I'm a shut-in skelly and infertile so I'm definitely not gonna get dicked anytime soon

>>37315284
And the wand would make her feel better too!

>>37315230
Hmm.. I guess at max I'm like 6 inch but yeah I suppose it would hurt a bit.

>>37315213
One of her friends said if she wasn't with her bf she'd be with me. But I dunno If I should believe that the girl was a slut and tried to get with me even though my oneitis told her to stay away from me.

>hoes using anything but a wand for masturbation
literal roasties ITT

>>37315230
would you have sex on your period if your bf was into it?

>boyfriend this, boyfriend that
Yes, I see how hard you have it.

>>37312261
>trim my nails constantly.
Thought I was the only one. Also clean my ears daily.

>>37315300
Just be in Europe, like vidya and give me eternal love and affection and you got yourself a bf.

>>37315300
>have a creampie fetish but don't want to have kids
>likes shut-in girls
>likes skelly girls
Ayyy, I wouldn't mind dicking you sometime soon, don't be so sure.

>>37315253
Why would you think it's a bad idea?

Unless you think a guy literally toying with his gf is bad or something.

>>37315266
Why not, if it wasn't for that reddit spacing I'd ask you to marry me anon.

>>37315319
Wand masturbation best masturbation.

>>37315324
Yeah I guess? I don't see why he would though desu.

>>37315345
I just don't want to scratch my insides

>>37315350
Sorry anon I'm from America's hat

>>37315359
Yay, I guess I can tell my mom I won't be offing myself after all.

Girls.

What are valid ways about getting to know one of you?

I am in the position that I can't meet a girl to save my life.

I don't go to college or anything like that and I don't work in a place with any girls that I could date.

However I am also not the kind of dude who would just harass a girl that is just going about her business.

What other options are there?

Do you actually like being approached by a complete stranger while you are out buying groceries or shit like that?

It's just so mind boggingly difficult to meet a girl.

I have tried online dating, however the only girl that actually talked to me was as boring as a brick to talk to. Besides it's pretty awkward in my opinion.

>>37315316
Well if you have feelings for her then I would suggest to see how it goes.
I'm not for casual sex but hey man if you want to go for it then go for it.

>>37315300
Damn right.
You're making me feel excited for the moment I pull out the wand with my future gf.

>>37313989
FFXIV never really got me. I played for my whole free month and dropped it afterwards (just a couple levels short of cap I think).

I shame, becasue Scholar was one of the most fun healers I've ever played.

>>37315378
>Sorry anon I'm from America's hat
KURWAAAAAAA
Goddamnit I want a desperate lonely euro gf.

>>37315373
I think it's easier to read this way. Besides I am used to hit return to add a new line.

>>37315378
Hey, for real I'm >>37315359 this anon, and I'm going to Toronto in July, would you be cool with meeting up and chilling for a while?

>>37312596
Lezbot, is that you?

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>>37315380
reddit spacing
organba

>>37315378
if a girl puts anything inside her vagina other than the penis attached to the man she's in love with or the mouth of the cuckqueen triangle love slave she's a fucking roastie

also if your boyfriend doesn't enjoy a double hot period blood fuck fest he's a prude faggot and you've made a mistake

>>37315404
No anon were on 4chan, now quit the spacing and marry me you cunt

>>37315394
>desperate lonely
>polish
Most of your girls are too hot for that shit

>>37310869
There is no such thing as fembots or femanons. You're cumdumps and you know it, your only role in life is to be bred.

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>>37312664
where the fuck can I find tall girls?
potential fembots too

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>>37315384
I'm a virgin dawg why you think I'm here casual sex is a myth too me.

>>37315439
I'm not polish. I just like saying kurwa.
Also, the entire EU + UK is good enough for an LDR for me.

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Anyone /crystal.cafe/ yet? It looks comfy, but I don't know if I want to get sucked into yet another chan

>>37315384
I'm sure she'll be excited too.

>>37315394
A-are you Polish? Because there's some Polish femanon running around here somewhere, I met her a few days ago in a thread.

>>37315408
I'm from fucking bumfuck Charlottetown, we barely even get Timmy's here. Sorry anon

>>37315451
Tall girls are literally the best fetish and if anyone disagrees tell me where you live so I can come a fucking kill you.

>>37315451
They want someone taller, don't bother.

>>37315438
Why are you teasing me like that?
If you knew me personally you would never say such things. Please stop toying with my fragile feelings

>>37315410
Yes it is actually. Thank goodness there's enough heterobots today.

I shower once every two days at least or once a day sometimes... i'm not that bad. Having said that I never shave because nobody is going to see anything anyway.

>>37315451
Being into tall girls is an unattractive cucky thing desu senpai.

>>37315463
Prince Eddies is pretty far, huh. Regardless I wouldn't mind staying in touch. You seem like a cool enough person and I'm probably moving to Canada in the future. You can contact me on discord. Finch#8050. July is still a few months from now, plenty of time to get to know each other, right?

>>37315471
Well you didn't use that retarded spacing then and I was able too read it, I am truly in love anon send nudes.

>>37315458
Most guys are into casual sex so that's why I suggested that.

>>37315463
No I'm not polish. >>37315459

I'm thankful that a few people from here like me!! I've been trying my best!!

>>37315493
Mabye if you're an insecure faggot, like you

>>37315451
i'm 5'9.5 but i'm also chubby.

>>37315537
Keep up the great work, anon!
You can do it!

>>37315378
>I just don't want to scratch my insides
L-lewd. I'm just autistic and "feel" when my fingernails are too long (normal sized) which is distracting.

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>>37315507
Ye but your on /r9k/ so unless you've never been here before why even suggest that.

>>37315537
Keep up the good work then. I hope you find someone to love and be loved by. Wouldn't it be great if people could find love!

>>37315551
No, i'm I am a tall girl. I can't stand chasers, they're pathetic. I'd honestly prefer a guy my height or taller.

>>37315378
>>37315559
What does the inside of a fembot feel like.

>>37315473
God I love being right.
/r9k/ really is a small board.

>>37315477
>I never shave because nobody is going to see anything anyway.
Don't be degrading yourself, anon.
I'm sure someday someone will do the satanic ritual with you.

tfw 6'2" robot and want to fuck a girl under 5' at least once in my life. Something about size difference really does it for me.

>>37315468
Actually I am tall and I don't mind shorter guys.
I will however consantly make fun of you and make you aware that you are in fact still shorter than me

>>37315575
Well, how tall are you? I wanna date a tall girl but they always have absurd requirements.

Femanons would it be a dealbreaker when you found out the guy you like has no sexual experience even though he is 26?

A (female) friend says that some girls would be flattered, however I think that's bullshit. If a potential gf found out that I never had sex she'd drop me like a hot potato

>>37315497
Sure, but don't expect too much anon. I'm no model and I got enough hangups as it is. But I'll text you tomorrow.

>>37315559
It's kinda that too admittedly, and I'm always afraid of breaking a nail when I open a drawer or something.
But mostly it's about shlicking tbqh.

>>37315577
Squishy and warm and kinda rough almost on some spots? Like I got this spot on my upper wall that's oddly rough.

>>37310869
>tfw there's a thread about body types robots like
>a few choose one that looks exactly like me
>ive always just been the fat one

where can I find my qt robo bf

>>37315577
I'm a guy I wouldn't know ;_;

>>37315556
h-how big are your boobs, anon? desu

>>37315578
Haha, yeah kind of.
That and I spend too much time here.

>>37315587
I'm 6' can we date?

>>37315591
Just accept that sex the first few times will not be super enjoyable for them as you'll likely be awkward and stiff.
Not a big deal other than that

>>37315575
You're also a roastie posting on /r9k/ which kind of affirms the 'insecure' thing.

>>37315333
Average /r9k/ "fembot":

>has bf, or at least many orbiters
>could easily get a relationship if she wanted
>gets attention/friendships merely for existing

True Ugly Male bot:

>has to try his hardest/push himself to the limit in order to get gf
>has no female orbiters because he isn't Chad
>you know he's a good guy if he has friends, because he had to earn his friendships

Why are fembots so shit?

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>>37315570
I mean!! I already have a person to love I just don't have any friends otherwise and its nice to hopefully have made a few from here!! I know its pathetic to feel lonely when you've been living with a person you love more than anything for almost a decade so I guess I'm pathetic but I'm trying really hard anyway!!

>>37315565
You'd be surprised how many threads are talking about casual sex, my man.

>>37315587
>tfw no tall gf to make fun of my height
do you have discord?

>>37315580
But it's just natural and I don't see why i should put in the effort with razors and risk getting that prickly uncomfy feeling just to look sexier or something...

>>37315602
err, can you post a picture of the example you were referring to..? If you have it I mean..

Might make it easier for you.

>>37315615
Maybe. I mean to ask you how much you actually work for your dad someday, because I wondered how much freetime you have, given how you mentioned that your studies are somewhat on hold.

There's so much fucking roleplaying going on in this thread and honestly it needs to stop. These threads are very obviously just insecure wanna be chads trying to fuck with everyones head.

>>37315640
Fucking hell how long have I been gone, is everyone a fucking normie on here now?

>>37315620
>you'll likely be awkward and stiff.
Yeah and then after the sex she says "sorry, you can't satisfy my needs" and leaves me

>>37315657
One or two half-days a week usually, but it varies with his mood basically and how much I can contribute with the migraines shit and all.

>>37315575
I feel most girls do, wouldn't even bother try flirting with one bigger then me. Whats the point, being a sucker for refusals?

>>37315611
They are only C cups Anon.

>>37315638
Nobody wants to be "just friends" with a slut who drank gallons of cum and took miles of dick. Hang yourself.

As a robot anon who has a mommie gf who is taller than me who loves me and doesn't question my masculinity / isn't an insecure roastie I can assure you that there is hope.

>>37315460
thank you for that link.

>>37315599
that's called the g spot

>>37315693
Just right desu

how chubby are ya? or thicc, should I say, haha.

>>37315697
>miles of dick

I am fucking dying at this, why is this measurement so funny to me?? Anyway I'm doing my best, dude. Whatever!!

>>37315685
How do you spend your time-off, assuming you are actually feeling well?

>>37315693
>>37315556
Do you play video games? This is the only important question

>>37315645
I never said you had to shave just because of that.
I thought your main reason not to shave was because you believe no one wants to wet the willy.

>>37315667
It's mostly because of r/r9k got banned so all of them flocked here.

>>37315638
Yeah I just "want to be friends" with a slut like you and I'm definitely not trying to sweet talk you into sending me pics to fap to.

>>37315575
>No, i'm I am a tall girl.
lmao the rule is tits or gtfo you going to claim your a girl

>>37315556
I'm 5'9 too

>>37315701
Ivan is that you?

>>37315721
Shitposting, vidya, shlicking, reading, the usual stuff I guess. Well I do gymnastics and ballet too once in a while but more to placate my mother.

>>37315556
>5'9.5
Oh yes pls. How do you feel about guys 5'9?

>>37315720
Is "miles of dick" measured by thrust or by individual dicks taken?

>>37315644
Mearo#1785

>>37315717
That's what I read too but apparently the gspot should be super sensitive and feel amazing and poking around there doesn't really feel all that different aside from the roughness

>>37315742
I mean thats part of being a friend if I like you/you like me and you actually want them! Its fun!

>>37315753
only thrusts can reach that level.

>>37315769
not everyone's g spot is sensitive, anon ;_; mine isn't either. sorry

>>37315745
W-who?

organialeie9