Time for my midday cup wagie, you know what that means. *taps mug*

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>tfw you pooed in the mug

I can't believe some wagies have the gall to make eye contact with me, I always quickly remind them of their subhuman status of course.

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So they do exist

15 bucks on amazon

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>>37310055
Wagie I dont want to hear a single WORD of your nonsense until Im done with my first joey. You know the rules

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Lemme finish this here cuppa, partner

>>37310351
ok but what are the other rules

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Not. A. Single. Word.
That's the rules. Don't get riled up again.

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>>37310417
Maybe if you pipe down and let me finish this Cup of Joe I'll be able to explain it to you better

Sorry, you know how I can get before I finish the first cup

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>>37310005
This is a meme I grow to like.

>>37310501
OK just to be clear, the rules are:

1. No Talkie before I've had my Coffee.
2. Not.
3. A.
4. Single.
5. Word.

I'm pretty sure I got the first rule, but what do the others mean? Also wasn't there supposed to be only one rule according to OP? What's your favorite color?

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Airman, you mustn't intrude into my office when I am in the middle of my coffee break. No, no, don't leave just yet, *smirks* you must hold your salute a minute longer, I have not finished my *dings cup with index finger* cup quite yet.

>>37310344
Kinda want to buy this just because memes. 15 dollars is ridiculous.

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every day because she has coffee every day

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You SHAN'T be speaking to the lady with thou coffee breath.

>>37310830
>>37310725
>>37310512
>>37310501
>>37310389
>>37310351
>>37310005
Hello neetfags how was that haircut of yours?

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>>37311104
I was about to read your post, but then I looked down and saw my cup was not empty. You know the rules. No talkie. Thanks.

How do I get a little shit job that actually only schedules me like 12 hours a week? I'm tired of my shit tier retail cashier job scheduling me 35-40 hours and then having my manager ask me to work 14 straight hours from open to close and get mad when I refuse

I only need just enough money to pay my meager bills so I don't really need or want to work more than 2-3 days a week but every job I've had we're chronically short on employees so I get way more hours than I want and I'm constantly asked to pick up shifts

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>made the coffee meme
>meant to mock coffee normies
>i fell for the coffee meme so am mocking myself also
>Neets have now claimed it and ruined it

i'm sorry lads, i might commit sudoku tonight for my error

>>37311168
Talk taell talk talk
Hello again NEETurd. How is that coffee of yours? Does it taste like crap? Were you disappointed in it as much as your parents are at you?

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Boy, the wagies are sure riled up today. Anyway remember, no talkie until im done my cup.
*taps mug*