how does one find a piss gf?

all women piss, even the armless ones

find a girl you like, whip out your dick and start pissing. make sure she sees you.

if she reacts favorably, you're on your way to getting a piss gf

>>37309395

how do they wipe?

>>37309356
once you get a girl into "squirting" it's just a short jump to "fuck it I'm into piss"

>>37309414
They don't. That's what you're for

this is what i feel sorry for you guys.

not only that you are all miserable and can't find a girlfriend, but you also dumber than a shoebox

>>37309414
air drying by thrusting pelvis feverishly back and forth

>>37309403
Are we speaking from experience here or is this speculation?

>>37309464
experience, i married my piss wife last month

>>37309453
Will you piss for me?

>>37309403
Shut up you trans gender

>>37309525
eat my ass you turd slurper

>>37309556
Eat shit and die ya 4 pot shitheap

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>>37309584
orbit my balls you fart jockey

>>37309610
Sit on my ass you straight piped 6 popper

>>37309716
snort ants out of my urethra you 3 toed jizz marmot

>>37309780
Gobble my spitton you fuck marble

i'm a qt piss virgin femanon come orbit me

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>>37309525
>>37309556
>>37309584
>>37309610
>>37309716
>>37309780
This thread took an unexpected turn.

>>37309855
sing nursery rhymes to my dick you self fellating fish fucker

>>37309867
Take a piss you fish fleshed fuckstump

>>37309860
>i'm a qt piss virgin femanon come orbit me
how do i orbit you? do you have skype?

>>37309928
Shove a branch in your cunt you mangled gypsie-nigger

>>37309993
tap dance on some turds you scrotum smeller

>>37309964
idk really the qt part was an exaggeration i'm as ugly as you'd imagine any fembot to be so not worth orbiting
have discord tho

>>37309860

Tits or get out trap

>>37310037
Mail yourself to a faggot you cross eyed dwarf fucker

>>37310124
yeah but how ugly
also how piss
also LONDON?

>>37310124
idc how you look really, just interested in you
add me on discord? haof!#9431

>>37310150
pretty ugly 4/10 maybe
basically into anything piss related
USA

>>37310150
>>37310194
Aaaaand the beta orbiters are here. Sorry boys, not interested

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>>37310209

TITS OR GTFO

ori

>>37310209

Show penis 'girl'

>>37310243
>thinking i would post my tits on /r9k/
sorry, i'm not retarded

>>37310194
i added you orbitfag

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>>37310274

That's because you have no tits.

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>>37310274

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

original 986322

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>>37309356
>find any girl
>have her drink a lot of water
>wait
>???
>PROFIT!

also
>step-great-grandmother found the piss gf

>>37310194
>>37310309

>falling this easily for a catfish trap

Make sure to clean his wallet dude. Leave him with nothing so he learns his lesson.

>>37310384
>Make sure to clean his wallet dude. Leave him with nothing so he learns his lesson.
This

>>37309356
TESTING IN A USELESS THRAD

I wanted my gf to piss on me but she told me it was dumb

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post more pics my friends

this is some of the hottest shit at the moment

My and my ex pissed on each other. It was incredibly romantic.

>>37310747
Lauren Southern has seen better days.

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>>37310978
had to look her up. I guess there's a bit of a resemblance. She should do piss porn instead of thinking her opinion has value

>>37310595
what hapepned after that