ITT: We are normies

hey anon wanna go to a party at chads house

>>37308816
Hell yeah bro, I'll bring the beer!

Yeah bro, so im talking to this girl
....

>>37310080
woah dude, how'd it go?
Did you guys fuck?

fucked two girls at once just now bros
high five

>>37308621
>working out makes you a normalfag
How sad and pathetic are you, OP?

>>37308621
>>37308816
>>37309926
>>37310080
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>>37310141
You guys have no idea how normal people talk.

>>37310167
The humour lies in imperfect approximation tho

>>37308621
What the hell is a normie? Someone that acts normally? The fuck do you faggots do that is so unique from "normies"? Because as far as I'm concerned, wanting a girlfriend is pretty fucking normal. Normal people have trouble getting girlfriends too you know.

>>37310399
Found the disgusting redditor

>>37310167
Of course we fucking don't!

>>37308621
Currently just bought an apartment downtown with my girlfriend, I've been searching for the nicest one ever since I got that 100k job. My parents are so proud me.
Going to a dinner with friends tonight to celebrate.
Whats new with you bro?

>>37310399
To 2017 reddit9k:

A normie is anyone and everyone with a happy, normal development

To anyone that's an actual robot and appreciates this place and why it exists:

A normie is a normal person that represents the least endearing parts of being normal. They're "normal" strictly on the grounds that they were willed into having a happy development, they have an incredibly tunnelvisioned appreciation of what it means to be "happy" and they think the logical solution to other people becoming like them is "To just pull your socks up".

eg. the phrase "Just be yourself". This statement is totally vacuous and the only outstanding thing about is the delimiter that you need to be like someone that people want to be themselves.

>>37310410
What the hell is a redditor lol? Do you just make up words whenever someone lays down some truth?

Face it dude, you're just as normal as anyone else.

>>37310551
>What the hell is a redditor lol?
Jesus christ why are you on this site

"DUDE WEED LMAO"
"I'm so high rn lol anyone else smoking a bowl rn?"

>>37310533
what do robots need then huh? are they too big of pussies to cry when someone tells them to "pull their socks up"? do u need a hug, a diaper and some warm milk?

>>37310551
A clueless, insufferable dingbat that wants to validate their ego by having strong opinions about things but only in the most nondescript way that couldn't possibly offend anyone or be deconstructed

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omg literally haven't had sex in two weeks
mfw i've actually heard somebody say this before

>>37310167
Yeah, bro. That's not how we talk at all, haha.

>>37310587
I forgot bait this bad existed.

i'm going travellin in a month then goin to a refugee camp to help run a jobs class

fascists are scum they dont deserve a platform

Condoms are so expensive bruhs!

Guys I'm through a tough period. My gf of 3 yrs has broken up with me and i feel like shit. I guess I'll only have to fuck my fwb feels bad man :(
Also, how do you guys do the green words thing?

>>37310567
It's fun to see what people say on this site and I enjoy the anonymity.

>>37310592
Hahaha did you just make that up on the spot or something? You need to get out more lol.

>>37310581
i also like drugs, but i only take em with the boys
>>37310652
word!!

>>37310646
doing god's work there, anon! Proud!!

>>37310567
It's obvious bait, idiot.

>>37310646
But anon, fascists ARE normies. Basic income and communism is the robot way, the beta uprising will crack open every little normie /pol/tard's skull so we can live in a communist paradise.

>>37310743
>doesn't know that the argument continues to bump the thread which is what the OP wants

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>>37310770
>communist
>paradise
The unironic commies on this board are so cute

>>37310399
you're a genius 10/10 made everyone ITT mad with your normieness

>>37310691
leave summerfag
original

>>37310410
>>37310533
>>37310567
>>37310592
>>37310623
>unironically getting triggered by robots larping as normies in a thread specifically made to larp as a normie

kek

>>37310823
That's not a very normie response

>Omg I hate this guy, he always acts like he's handsome but he has such an ugly face.

>Just be confident bro.

Breaking the kayfabe do you guys think normies actually talk like this?

>>37310909
Yeah, bro, do you sit in your room all day or something? What a surprise the virgin is the one that doesn't know how normal people communicate lol

>>37310608

I once out of mistake said to one of 5 girls in the group I was in doing some groupwork with at school that I have never had a job. We as agroup were talking about something related to workplaces and i just wanted to throw that in there to let her know i had no real exp of that while everyone was talking about something else around me.

I shouldnt have done that. The girl fell out of her chair litterly and gasped loudly so I had to explained myself infront of everyone seconds after.

Thats when I knew not to say anything anymore.

im 25 khhv btw.

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>>37310770
>communist paradise[1]

[1] see U.S.S.R, early China, North Korea, Cuba, or current Venezuela

>>37310823
>ITT: We are normies
are you retarded?

>>37310838
lmao this
original shrubbery

Hey /r9k/, I just asked out a girl and she said yes.

>>37311775
>this has never been said before.
I'm not sure if I'm surprised or just disappointed

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>trying this hard to act like "normies"
anon just be yourself

yeah bro, i thought i was so fucked for finals but just aced this test lmao!

gonna pick up some chicks later hbu?

Hey guys did you see the game earlier? Wow, what a result!

>>37310516
Ouch, this one hurt

my ex won't stop texting jeezz

Heh bros, feminism and neo-liberal progressivism is so sick, am I right? Here, hold my Natty, brah

> *adjusts balls*

All these dumb sluts, cougars and naive freshmen hoppin' on are dicks, brah, chea, this is sick. 80/20 baby.

>>37308621
>Just got back from the gym with the bros
yeah, and did you see that fat kid trying to work out?
hahaha, what a fucking loser

>>37310399
upvoted my good sir xD
now get the fuck outand dont look left and right when you cross a road

>>37308621
the bros?

wew creep alert

dont you mean your "boys"?

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>>37310399
content content original content dead dog

help me /r9k/!! my gf and i havent had sex in a week and i think she might be seeing my friend chad but hes my bestest friend so im not sure

also any fembots want to hook up on discord?

praise kek

I've been working hard all week...

can't wait to cuddle with my gf while watching neetflix

>>37311046
>North Korea
>Communist
U.S.S.R sure did suffer from being the first ones in space, and Cuba with it's women rights and low infant mortality rate. Just look at Detroit if you want to look at capitalistic cruelty.

If you think working out makes you a "normie" then you clearly have never been to /fit/. Besides, if you're a NEET you should use your mountains of free time to improve yourself.

>>37313288
No normal person I have been to the gym with has ever made fun of a fat person actively trying to make a difference in their lives by going to the gym. If anything that gives me more motivation to keep going.

>>37311021
this is an epic story
just be more confident brah

>>37315403
>No normal person I have been to the gym with has ever made fun of a fat person actively trying to make a difference in their lives by going to the gym. If anything that gives me more motivation to keep going.
maybe not made fun to that person in person, but when they got home, they laughed about it with their friends!

>>37310399
Most people aren't virgins at the age of 30, mate.

>>37311021

Don't get why this is weird. I'm 25 and I've never had a job. But that's mostly because my inheritance means I don't need one.

Out of curiousity though is there stigma against not working? Would people rather I horde my money and take a job from someone who needs it more.

>>37311852
Very originally underrated