>birthday is today >realize I'm a 42 year old virgin

is it that hard to get laid?

I thought with all the hedonism abundant people would be having more sex.

bait? why didnt you hired a whore?

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>>37308209

I have experienced 3 of my fetishes and gotten a rim job twice by 2 different girls while they were giving me a bj

done bareback and anal

you can't even put your dick in a vagina

Can you tell us your life story? I am curious

>>37308270
It felt like cheating and I refuse to lose my virginity to anyone else but a pure virgin
>>37308308
Fuck off normie

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>>37308335
>I refuse to lose my virginity to anyone else but a pure virgin

>>37308364
>I am a cuck
>I have no problems with other guys fucking my gf in front of me
Disgusting

>>37308209
Happy birthday anon! Go buy a small birthday cake for yourself to celebrate, they're only like $5 to $9 and taste good.

>>37308416
>complains about being a virgin
>complains about not being able to find "the right female" despite knowing that all females by the age of 42 are no longer virgins
please kill yourself

>>37308209
I'm half your age my dude. Does it get better?

>>37308453
Who says I have to fuck other 42 year olds?

>>37308454
Read Industrial Societ and Its Future and follow Ted's footsteps. Ted Kaczynski is stil to this day a virgin. He was the first beta upriser.

It was easier for beta guys to get laid in pre-industrial society, before Tinder, feminism and women getting jobs was the norm. Modern Technology is also making everyone (even normalfags) miserable in other ways too.

Like, am I on r9k because I am depressed, or am I depressed because I am on r9k? At this point, I am not so sure anymore

>>37308209
That sucks bro. I'm a cock loving faggot and even I had this chick really into me at 19 and we ended up having sex. I hated it but it's gotta suck a young homo has been with a woman and you havent

>>37308209
happy birthday anon!

don't worry, sex is overrated.

get married instead and bang your mail order bride every night

Op is either a troll or complete fucking loser, hell might be both.

>>37308335
It felt like cheating and I refuse to lose my virginity to anyone else but a pure virgin
it think its a bit to late to be worrying about this

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>>37308209
happy birthday, anonie

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>>37310341
im ride never ends
im 33 and live alone and have some megabux, have job

I don't know what to do. I want to run away (kind of done that before), kill myself/die, plan a rape (not really, I'm too wussy and sensitive) all at once.
The feeling can be described as panicky, frantic, trapped.
On ssri last two years, so things are better, but don't have the sexual drive any more.

I'm also bitter now because of a number of things, chiefly the fact that I feel I lost out on sexual experiences in my youth when I was very potent and virile.

I just want out, but I still cling to some hope and I'm afraid of losing my existence.

>>37308209
are you a monk?

If by 30 you haven't at least gotten a hooker or saved up a few G's and went to thailand I don't know what to tell you bro

>>37308479
Would you rather fuck a 42 year old
or
Would you rather fuck forty two-year-olds

>>37310717
I'd rather fuck one 18-20 year old virgin. I will not be a cuck and accept a woman that's had another man's cock on or in her

>>37308335
>I refuse to lose my virginity to anyone else but a pure virgin
there's your problem

>>37308209
Happy birthday if it makes you feel better I haven't had sex with my wife in months and being in a loveless marriage is draining

>>37310769
Consider the following.
A married woman cheats on her husband by having sex with you (against all odds).
Are you still being cucked?

>>37310769
This is actually sad...42 year old virgin...Wow...Post a pic lmao

>>37310965
Why aren't you banging a mistress yet?

>>37310993
Does your parents know you are browsing a website intended for adults? Regardless, please go back to 9gag for your memes.

>>37310769
>I'd rather fuck one 18-20 year old virgin
I'm a wizard and 18-20 feels way too young for me. 26 is about as low as I would go -- as if they would accept me ;_;

Shit bro you're a level 12 Wizard now?
Got any tips on being a Wizard in a party?
What feats & spells did you pick while leveling up?
Any good campaigns?

>>37312264
I'm 20 and I'd go as low as a developed 15 year old, is that bad?

>>37312607
Maybe, but I'm bad in the opposite sense. I remember being a highschool senior thinking that sophomores were too young.

>>37308209
Don't worry op. Normies can fuck off. I'm 20 but well on the path to wizardhood. I mean, it's the only path that will accept me. Normies never wanted me so I have to go somewhere. I don't like how robots fawn over the thought of having a girlfriend. I'd rather be left alone to study the occult and things that interest me instead of providing for a soggy hole.

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>>37308209
Happy Birthday robot

I'm sorry you're a 40 year old virgin, I hope life works out for you

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>>37308209
Happy birthday op!

can't say you're missing out on much

sex is basically just a good fap

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>>37313496
Oh and also if it's any consolation then remember that since life has no meaning there is no correct way to live. When you life eventually ends, so will your world, and that might just as well be the world for all you care. Who's to say that there was ever another life to live?

>>37313496
Spoken like a true normie fuck off

>>37308209
I'm only like 7 more years away from literally becoming that movie.

>>37312607
meh I'm 27 and I'd do developed 14 if it were legal