Penis Inspection Day

>>37308036
I just push my penis inside my pelvic cavity. push button.... Can't inspect if you don't have a penis. Problem solved.

>>37308036
do am*ricans really do this?

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bosting relevant spurdo :DD

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>>37308161
Only in the midwest states, but it used to be common throughout all 50 states.

>>37308254
Why do they do this? Sounds hot.

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>>37308303
It was mostly done to diagnose foreskin phimosis, but since circumcision is so far spread most schools stopped doing it.

>>37308161
Lmao. This is even better than "SHART IN THE MART".

I still can't tell if you guys are memeing in these threads or not

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>nurse jiggles my balls around
Ay, wtf?
>just testing for lumbardic cancer sir, calm down
Ehhh....
>nurse squeezes my balls a little bit before lifts pants up

>get home and google lumbardic cancer
>realize that shit doesnt exist

Fucking penis inspection day man, it's literal bullshit.

>>37308036
I Just let it happen I hated that it was daily though and the nurse never let the light be on.

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wait what

do americans really do this or is it a meme??

>>37308036
The gym teacher would take everyone behind the bike shed to do the inspection. It was over quickly so it's whatever.

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>>37308436
Sounds like she was waiting for you to make a move knucklehead

I hated when the coach were part of the inspection crew and he'd always check my benis in his office for more privacy

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>>37308470
It WAS a thing, but most school has stopped, although there are some schools that are jumping onto the "STD" bandwagon and bringing it back.

>>37308470
I'm just as surprised as you

>>37308536
thats pretty fucking gay desu

>>37308036
>>37308254
Wanna stop fucking around and just post the sauce?

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>tfw anus inspection day at uni on monday

It's a meme, murricans troll u guys

What business does the school have with my junk?

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>>37308882
>tfw vaginal canal diameter review on Thursday

>>37308378
Goddamm Jew's ruining American culture.

>>37308470
I had one back when i was in either middle or elementary school.

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>>37308918
>tfw urethra stretchiness inspection next week

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>>37309007
>tfw rectal endoscopy on Monday

Remeber when coach used to use a micrometer to measure our growth and theyd send the stats out on the monthly pta letter

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>>37309212
At least your principle didn't publish the penis statistics of every student in the school year book.

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>tfw you get an instant erection from someone touching my penis.

>>37309317
story, greentext plz

>>37308036
>Nurse squeezes my balls and asks me to cough
>I fart by mistake as I cough
>She sniggers and asked me if I had bacon for breakfast

I wanted to kill myself

This still happens in Serbia, but you're not fully naked in front of other guys, you just come to the doctor, stretch your underwear, she looks at it and touches the balls and it's done
longest 20 seconds ever

>>37309509
Jedu mi se govna

We have this shit in Canada too, I thought all commonwealth countries do this.
Anyway, when I was younger, I didn't actually know this was a thing, so when I got sick and stayed from school a few days, I never got the notice.
It was just my luck that on the day I got back, I was told to drop trou and line up dick to ass with all my classmates for forty minutes just to get sexually assaulted for forty seconds. I had no clue what was going on, either. Load of fucking bullshit.

>>37308036
Is this an actual thing?

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On my first penis inspection day the other kids convinced me they also checked your prostate. I was really scared it would hurt so I fingered my butt every night a few weeks before PID. When the nurse finished checking penis I turned around and bent over but my loosened anus cause me to release a fart right on the nurse. She thought I farted on her as a prank so they sent me to the principal's office.
>kill me

>>37309988
Must be a European thing.

>>37310017
This happened to my friend, he stretched his asshole for nothing

"yep, it's still on there"

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>>37308536
>your child's penis WILL be touched
I would never let these skunks fondle my kid. Christ.

It was weird for me since the school's nurse was my friend's mom

>>37310210
Here in america parents give up their children to anyone who claims to be authority, Land of the free my ass.

>>37308036
This is definetly from porn and I'm sure as hell I want to see it. So pass the sauce.

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Do girls have boob/vagina inspection days??

>>37310558
Still waiting for that salsa.

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penis inspection days DO NOT EXIST, it is purely a site meme

>>37310561
Only if your teacher is Bill Cosby.

I actually set a new record at my school, there's a plaque in the main hall with a picture of my cock and my name

>>37308536
>mandatory
>I must stress

Mandatory means nothing if there's no consequence clearly outlined.

>>37309988
It's the oldest fucking meme man. Fuck sakes newfags never learn.

When I was a kid I would always draw a little smiley face on the tips. The coach would always get mad and send me to the principle, but he was cool with it. One time he drew one on his.

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>>37311150
>tfw your school actually had a penis inspection day but people think you're just meming.
It was probably illegal but it happened and we were all too naive to realize how fucked up it was and didn't tell anyone. Figured it was a normal thing like the timed mile.

>>37311150
>he fell for the "is penis inspection really real" meme

>>37308378
>all those bubble butts

Why are big butts considered feminine again?

only one I had was when I signed up for military service

was a male doctor though, felt gay for the whole day

>>37309317
What? Are you memeing?

Origi

>>37308536
No, it most certainly wasn't a thing ever. Lazy and ridiculous urban legends don't get much dumber than this one.

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>>37311524
probably

oregn bost

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>>37308036

>uk fag
>penis inspection was just testicle inspection here
>nurse put spoon on my sack
>laughs because here are no "eggs"
>get bunked down a year

>>37308436
She was checking for testicular cancer

>>37308536
This letter is a well known and circulated prank by the seniors at that school.

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>>37308036
Here's my contribution. holy hsit how is that not original

>>37310230
That's really hot anon did you fap thinking about it later?

>>37311680
Yet another cheesy prank letter. These are just dumb and obviously fake.