/britfeel/

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

oriro

>>37307315
Let's not throw accusations around yet, the mods have been our friends for a long time

Retarded janitor doesn't know the other thread was auto-saging sub-edition.

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WHY WAS IT DELETED>

IS THIS THE END TIMES THAT HAS BEEN PROPHESIED>

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE BRIT FEEL FROM US. IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN WE WILL BECOME STRONG THAN YOU CAN COMPREHEND>

ROBOTS UNITE NOW>

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any plans for tonight, Iads?

Where is our sexy ebina

When will one of these fembots give in and let me gf her? I have a car for god's sake! That used to be all it took to woo a girl

>>37307297

>sunny day
>no one to enjoy it with
>can hear the sounds of parties and the smells of barbecues around

Is summer the most lonely time of year?

>>37307382
t.Elliot Rodger

origami

>>37307375
sitting on my lap while i stroke his hair

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>>37307382

>I have a car for god's sake!

NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEE

>>37307359
Drinking for the fist time in 6 weeks. Havn't for the last two months so one can will fuck me, but it should be fun. Apologies if I'm even more insufferable than usual. Might finish vikings too.

KUWABARA, KUWABARA

WHO'S AFRAID OF A LITTLE THUNDER

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>>37307423
>drinking

me too lad

OP of other thread here, I just got a warning for spam.

Not sure if that's because the other thread was still in the catalog, or whether britfeel is banned entirely now.

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>>37307429
GUWABARA, GUWABARA :DD

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>>37307429
Not the sons of Thor. Or whatever our iron age lads called him.
>>37307444
Aw. We need something fun to do in britfeel tonight.

>>37307416
EXACTLY! Fembots should be clammering for my attention, I can pick them up from their parent's house and take them to mcdonalds and also romantic places

knackered after 12 hours of shift lads

gonna go home, have a poo, smoke a cheeky spliff and doze off listening to synthwave

>>37307494
>get on my horse
>I'll take you round the universe
>and all the other places too

>>37307494
times have changed lad. the average women has pathetically high standards now because of how easy it is for them

>>37307414
>Stroking used goods

lenlad is a best britfeel boy

I want to benis in boygina

>>37307375
hmm
>>37307400
>trying to sleep
>get woken up by normies outside
>can't go back to sleep because of the heat
ah yes

>>37307414
>>37307547
nobody ever stroked my hair, its probably greasy anyway

I unironically enjoy Family Guy

>>37307580
lenlad's been claimed anon

>>37307541

my cousin is fat and fuck ugly and she can still pick and choose who she shags, she does shag ALOT of blokes but she can still afford to turn some down because she knows some other little wanker will come running after her, fucking state of society lads

>>37307594
19 year oId originaIly detected

>>37307612
by whom?

He was here just yesterday

>tfw missing my ex gf from a few years ago who I was with for a very long time since we were kids and we were going to marry
>remember she's now used goods

Instanty feels better knowing she's less caluable now than when I had her. Looks fat now too, glad shes clearly unhappy

>>37307663
Has she fucked any niggers? I got over my first onitis when that happened. Zero respect once that happened

wonder if the internet is to blame for my sexual deviancy

>>37307637
one of the waifu posters

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Another overwatch free weekend on ps4 lads

>tfw 20+gb
>tfw i shouldn't have deleted it from that last free weekend

Lads I need your topest Len x Ebinlad fan fic

>>37307753
t. ebinlad

>>37307359
Probably just watching tv, maybe some star trek if nothing good is on. Yourself?

>>37307713

not the anon you replied to but i have the same rules for festivals, i see them as the epitome of normie culture, drinking, drugs, sex etc (not trying to sound edgy but thats genuinely) how i look at them, she went to a festival last year and long story short i still havent found another oneitis yet

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>>37307753
here it is, warning its dirty

>>37307761
>tfw it actually wasn't

>>37307713
No but she has gone out with a clearly inferior male after me (much shorter) so I feel good knowing how much she liked my height, particularly during sex where she liked feeling helpless due to my size, and how many times she must have missed it. She was a right cunt so anything like that makes me feel better.

>>37307626
fucking mad isnt it lad. not surprised by this either. fat girls can get a fuck load of matches on tinder and messages on dating sites. most fellas are having to go for girls below their league because girls have too much power in the dating world. fat girls can easily get average guys now.

it is an absolute mess and no one in charge wants to talk about it. hardly anyone fucking approaches people in real life anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s
imagine the britfeel lads going a pub and breaking out into song like this

>>37307753
but ebina was cucked by len

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Want to get drunk tonight but I'm going to this music festival thing tomorrow and plan on getting drunk there.

popped a molly lads

>>37307863
only prison gays prefer lenlad to ebinlad

ebinlad is a perfect representation of brit feel

EBIN EBIN GIVE US A WAVE

>all this selfposting

go away ebin

>>37307863
t. also ebinlad

>>37307922
fuck off len. you're just jealous that ebina has fans

EBIN EBIN GIVE US A WAVE

>>37307956
Ebinlad is probably in bed.

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>tfw the only (you) I got in this thread is from the first post I made

>>37307315

>>37307902
>>37307956

>>37307976
i recently woke up but I'm too tired to post stuff

>>37307976
the smelly boi is in my bed

>>37307976
probably. the kid needs to sort out his sleeping pattern. im missing most of his posts

EBIN EBIN GIVE US A WAVE

>>37307991
Come back to me please, I've changed my mind

t.len

why do i have to be mental

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>normie wankers cheering and stomping about over football or something

>>37308021
you got mental needs lad?

wtf I thought there were meant to be thunderstorms today, why is it unbearably hot and light?

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>>37308002
*wave*


I'm going to be leaving the thread though cause I'm embarrased about all these posts

>>37308025
It's been a great game lad. Slightly dissapointed Arsenal are gonna win as i fucking hate their fan base.

>>37308072
we love you lad. please dont leave us.

do you want me to bum someones head in for you or something

>>37308093
Why does it seem that every Arsenal supporter is a paki?

I'm giving myself a name for the sake of temporary convenience.

As the other party mentioned, they didn't make it. That was unfortunate but to be fair I was at work and didn't check the thread until about 1745 anyway. Don't worry about it m8, see you another time. I got a cheap pint and the mild story to follow:

>Arrived at the Angel Inn
>There was a large puddle - more of a lake - caused by a blocked drain
>This was right by the beer garden so many were sitting and watching
>It obstructed the walkway from the bar to the tables
>The crowd was cheering on anyone who braved it across
>At one point a young skinhead carried a fat slag across to uproarious applause
>I saw a rather quiet individual off to one side, lurking in the alley alone
>He was smoking and glaring at people
>I looked him up and down
>Shaved head, scraggly, homeless 'beard'
>Sports trainers
>Jacket
>I wonder if this could be the person I'm here to meet
>We eye one another for some time until I ask someone nearby if it's gone 5:30
>He immediately chimes in that it has, with a slurred, gravel voice
>I give him another look
>Wild, shifting eyes
>Paint-stained clothing
>Callouses and weals on his fists and knuckles
>Definitely has the look of a schizophrenic about him
>Think to myself 'Well, he'd hardly be the first schizo I've spoken to and I'm here now'
>"Are you waiting for someone m8?"
>"Aye. Meant to be here at half past"
>I think his accent was Glaswegian but honeslty it was hard to tell
>"Do you... know this person by sight?"
>"Aye well, it's a mate of mine"
>I think 'Am I really going to say it?'
>I am.
>"The forests sure have changed."
>"Ye what?"
>"...The forests sure have changed?"
There's a moment of silence as he eyes me, wondering presumably if I'm here to deliver him to the Illuminati
>"Aye, well... That's the Tories for you pal"
>We chat about work for a bit
>He says he hopes 'My thing' works out and leaves
>I finish my Taddy Lager head home
Lager was 6/10

>>37308093

Football fans in general are pricks t b h

>lenlad and ebin

can someone give me a quick run down on these two?

>>37308168

this, so much this, doesnt matter which club, they are all pricks

>>37307444
this tyskie stuff is really good lads, smooth as fuck

>>37308190
>tfw its too hot to even muster the effort to rewrite the bogpill mantra in lenbina terms

>>37308190

Ebinlad lives in Filey, North Yorkshire. He tried very poorly to conceal his location.

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I'm having fish finger for the first time in about 7 years. Looking forward to it.

Post your lovelies.

>>37308208
Fuck off Mateusz.

>>37308190
lenlad is a nice poster ebinlad is a smelly poster

>it's another brother yelling at football episode

>>37308232
You should make waffle and fish finger sandwiches.

britfeel will be a laugh when the world cup starts. i dont normally follow the footy but i will watch england play

>>37307753

>Ebinlad could not help but blush at the feeling of Lenlad's hand upon his inner thigh, gliding slowly upwards until his fingers were at the waistband of the frilly, silk panties he had insisted that Ebinlad wear.
>"p-please stop lad, this is too lewd," he said, biting his lip and glancing away nervously. Lenlad ignored his plea, shoving Ebinlad roughly down onto the bed and pinning him by his shoulders.
>"the lewdness hasn't even begun yet, m8", said Lenlad, tugging the waistband of Ebinlad's panties fully down and allowing his peanus weanus to spring out, where it lay against his belly, quivering in time with his heartbeat. Lenlad brushed the taut underside with his finger, causing a single drop of clear fluid emerged from the tip.
>"Oho, I can see you're excited, lad, but I'm not interested in your peanus weanus. Get on your knees, and show me that desusan t b h"

I hope you like my fanfic lads

>>37308157
youd probably have had a better time with him than me lad

>tfw your dad who doesnt watch footie makes loud reactions at every shot on goal

>>37307871
Where you going lad? We R festival?

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>>37308350
Extremely impressive work. It's the /britfeel/ touches that make it

we gonna have a special thread for the scotland vs england game on the tenth next month?

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>>37308232
Christ i cant remember the last time i had fish fingers

>>37308350
Hot stuff, gonna have to go for a wank now

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>>37308232
i have never had fish fingers in my entire life

currently reading british history

>>37308388
Transformer in Manchester

>>37308481
Ooooo Swans are playing I'd love to go to that and see them live

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>>37308516
>>37308481

festival slags, shame on you

>Criticism has been directed toward the show's team of dogs, which includes only one main female. Cat Conway of Dan Abrams' The Mary Sue rhetorically asked, "the police pup, firefighting pup, builder pup, sea-rescue pup, and whatever the hell Rocky does are all coded male, because of course you couldn't have a female police dog, could you?"[67] Brandy King of the Center on Media and Child Health "found the gender imbalance immediately noticeable" while watching the program.[68]

>>37308516
Third time seeing them tomorrow. They're always good but exhausting, they played for two and half hours both times.

They say there's someone for everyone.

I wonder who you'll be left with.

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never have I ever touched a pussy once in my life lads

>>37308580
Probably some psychotic cunt's other personality.

>>37308464
>currently reading british history
Not Irish history? Are you not interested to learn about how the Irish government was abolished in 1801?

>>37308609
there's only so much economics of potato farming a person can stomach

>>37308580
no one
t. ugly betalord

>>37308609
im guessing it will cover some irish history

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Going to have a good old stare at the ceiling for a few hours lads

Good way to pass the time these days tbqfh

>>37308580
dont know. my life it too much of a mess about.

all the photos on my pof and tinder make me look retarded. feel too shitty to take proper pics

if i am ever dressed up and looking decent, or out and about. taking pics of myself is the last thing on my mind

>tfw feel too sick to eat everyday
>just nibble at food and bin the majority of it to pretend i'm eating

>summer time
>no one in britfeel
>drops back to page 4
>no one cares about are royal kingdom of britfeel

sexy kev pls save us

argos eh lads, thats a funny bit of business amirite

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Why has it been so hot the past few days lads?
I can barely stop myself sweating all the time. Mummy and daddy were forcing me to do physical labor too and now my hands, arms and back hurt.

What should I do? I just want to be comfy again.

>>37308899
We don't have to be on page 1 all the time. Rememeber not to long ago threads didn't even last through the night

>>37308947
>Why has it been so hot the past few days lads?

Because it's May aka the only time of year where it's hot and sunny over here. It's raining all next week so things will be back to normal.

might watch some 600lb life to cheer myself up lads

>>37308967
The heat does seem to be letting up though. It'll be hot and humid. How fun

just blasted my pecs with dumbbell flies... feels good mang.

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>>37308947
>labor
Ameritard detected

>>37308975
always does the trick for me
you an ex-fatty too?

>>37308157

>massively underrated post

this is an absolute top tier britfeel meme and how it has gone largely unnoticed is beyond me.

You can tell it's real compared to the SSanon debacle.

>The forests sure have changed
lmao

Fucked a 2/10 last night
Five times
Feel utterly disgusting
So disgusting I couldn't even greentext this shit

tfw mentally ill

why

I just want to feel and be normal.

>>37309035
Now you have to greentext it because you mentioned it.

>>37309057
>Fucked a 2/10 last night
>Five times
>Feel utterly disgusting
>"ANY HOLE'S A GOAL" they said
>"YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE MANTLEPIECE WHILE YOU'RE POKING THE FIRE" they said
>"I JUST WISH *ANY* WOMAN WOULD LIKE TOUCH AND CARESS AND FUCK ME" the robots said

I took two years of sexual frustration out on this cunt. In retrospect, I'd rather have dealt with the frustration.

Now I know how fembots feel.

Wait, no. Fembots are just Stacies with unrealistic standards. The cunts

>>37309129
get out you utter norman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeUuvVsYsBM

>>37309019
Thanks anon, I thought it was pretty entertaining myself. It'll be a weekly fixture as long as someone signs up each Saturday, though I doubt it will be as amusing. I'm going to keep the sign and countersign for potential in future though.

cant take decent picture because with good clothes on i keep sweating

i fucking hate this so much lads. i wish girls did not have such retarded standards

>>37309159
>>37309159
people round here don't know culture when they see it anon.

plus a lot of people are out doing things it seems. The board is awfully dead for a Saturday evening.

Why are britfeel all normies pretending to be robots.

>>37309229
Just fuck escorts mate. Women really aren't worth jumping through all the flaming hoops.

>>37309245
one lad said he was cleaning his gpu today, maybe he dropped his pc down the stairs

>>37309245
May as well drop the name for now. Yeah, shockingly slow actually. They could all be fasting for Ramadan.

>>37309258
i want a gf though who i can fuck and do other stuff with

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>>37309245
yeah mate, just having pre-drinks at chanetelles house rn before we hit the town

totally not sat in a dark disgusting room doing nothing while struggling to lift a mug of lemonade I poured myself

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Just did a second bulimia and now I have sharp, shooting pains in my stomach. Not good desu~

What are you all up to this Saturday night? I am going to play video games and drink plenty of coffee and tea. Should be comfy~

>>37309300
Yeah look at all those couples watching shitty soaps together. Truly a meaningful connection.

>>37309357
what games you playing tilde?

you need someone to rub that tummy better

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How come people think gays are disgusting yet anal porn is the most popular?
Is the penis really the only factor that makes it disgusting?

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>Had a wank and a bit of blood came out

I'm a fucking virgin too, fucking scary times

>>37309339
Fingered a girl called Chantelle once. Pute council estate filth. Glad I fled.

>>37309357
Tildo you want to watch that stuff. I did it in my teens and early 20s and it permanently damaged my oesophagus.

>>37309391
anal isn't the most popular

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Have you hugged a hoodie today?

>>37309391
anal and gayness they have no more relation to one another than oral sex. there was a study and most male gay couples don't even regularly engage in anal sex

Any of you ever fucked an escort?

How'd it go?

>>37309416
He was just trying to spare you the embarassment of the number of hits for your mum m8. A lot of crossover with interracial, scat, gangbang and anal anyway though, mind

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Who needs fiction when you have the real stories of people like Elliot Rodger

>>37309339
You pathetic cunt. Man the fuck up. Go to the nearest pub and order two double shot wiskeys and slam them down.

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>>37309391

>check porn hub
>purely for research purposes

>MOM FUCKS SON
>SISTER FUCKS BROTHER
>DAD FUCKS SISTER
>STEP SISTER FUCKS BOOKSHELF

How did incest become so popular?

>>37309454
>STEPSISTER FUCKS BOOKSHELF

Fucking normies taking over my fetishes

>tfw when you hear the tranny in the call centre responding to caller asking them if they're transgender

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>>37309450
y-yea

the only """pub""" I've been in was a wetherspoons like 6 years ago and that was just to use the toilet. Just don't see the appeal desu

Got my latest patches that i ordered off amazon lads, missed the delivery yesterday because i was still in bed, a marlboro patch and 2 camel patches, pretty chuffed with them dessy

it's fucking cold lads

>tfw extremely timid short fat gf
>never wants to leave the house
>just wants to stay inside, play vidya, watch movies and fuck
I think I did it lads

I found a woman as pathetic as me

>>37309384
FFX, trying to complete as many games as I can before uni starts~

And yes anon, I would like that!

>>37309406
Thanks for your concern anon, but it is nowhere near as bad as it was. Used to 5-8 times a day, now it is just a couple of times a week~

>>37309545
That's good, please strive to continue improving!

>>37309545
What I need to know is whether you're a bad enough dude to take down the Dark Aeons and Penance.

>>37309423
Gideon saw NWA back in the day. He's the realest.

>>37309476
I prefer lamp shading personally.

Guess I'll post my new pic soon

tfw waiting for overwatch to install.

taking the piss.

I just want to experience a new meme game.

>>37309534
How did you find her lad?

>>37309402
Probably got a UTI lad

phone cameras are fucking shite. i look absolutely fucking terrible. how do people usually take pictures for dating sites?

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>>37309492
I want to treat you to a pint.

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>>37309617
>Moni pics
I'll bet this is the spitting image our kid

>>37309640
went to college with her years ago and sent her a message one day asking how she was doing, one thing led to another

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>>37309651
>how do people usually take pictures for dating sites

>>37309492
How many fizzy strips have you eaten today

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Every fucking day. Every hour of those days. I open up /r9k/'s front page and LO AND BEHOLD it's /shitfeel/.
When will you pathetic bongs get it through your heads that nobody wants to see these shit threads every day.
Every other board I visit you've got a cancerous general there. Why? Why are you unable to integrate? Even when /bant/ was created for you, you keep doing this.
Disgusting.

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>>37309651
is one of your hobbies "ghouls"

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>>37309710
none, I'm struggling to eat recently desu. I feel sick most of the day so just nibble stuff and bin the majority of it to pretend i'm eating

>going to walk around central London right now because I have nothing better to do and it makes me feel less alone and allows me to wallow in my loserness
>already seen multiple qts in my station on their way to chad dick

This is me at age 26 right now..

>>37309560
Thank you so much, I hope you are making improvements to your own life anon!

>>37309585
desu I am probably going to stop once I finish the main story, I am too bad at video games to 100% anything~

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>>37309711
>He can't handle the glory of the British empire

Watch your mouth lad maybe I'll set up a brit meetup on your porch

>>37309711
>When will you pathetic bongs get it through your heads that nobody wants to see these shit threads every day
Around about the same time you newfags learn to filter things you don't like.

>>37309711

we've taken over, my m8; youll have to go somewhere else wont you now?

My TV reception is glitching out lads and it's making me fucking angry. Just want to watch BGT senpai

>>37309709
no wonder people look so aesthetic. fuck doing this for tinder


>>37309738
dont know what this means t b h

>>37309749
You think we enjoy having to hide thread every couple of hours?
You're selfish and self-absorbed.

>>37309746
what system do you play on?

>>37309745

im 27 and still doing exactly that, ive made a habbit of getting creep pics of them, not really of their arse of anything, just random QTs walking around, i live in a pretty shitty small place in the north though, probably not as many decent ones as down your way

>>37309778
>filtering
>the same as manually hiding threads
hownew.ru

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>jerking off for the fourth time today
>go to clean up
>there's a fuckhuge spider on me
>no idea where it is now since I was cleaning up
Am I going to die, lads? I hope there's not a nest. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.
Post waifus

I've felt sick all day, there haven't been any storms, it's stuffy as fuck and now normies are congregating nearby for some stupid garden get together.
Not happy at all lads.

>9pm
>done nothing
>Only just showered 20 mins ago
1 day off down 2 to go I guess

>>37309797
what do your loads look like after fapping that much?

>>37309831
Surprisingly thick, ususally gets pretty watery around three, though. I think my body's acclimatised to it.

>>37309797
You do realise your parents hear you fapping right

>>37309781
I'm a poor console pleb desu, what about you?

>>37308232
>>37309797
Oi, pay attention lad.

>>37309868
Oh absolutely, I know they smell it too.

>>37309651
get drunk and do a pic with your friend

you have friends, right anon?

>>37309797
You have been visited by the helpfull cleaning spooder of cummies.

>>37309862
can I taste it? I want to do a taste test on the 1st load compared to the 4th, its science

>>37309881
PC, too lazy to set my ps3 up even though i've got stuff to play on it and missed out on ps4s when they were on sale and can only use the one in the house like 2 hours a day.

can barely find motivation to play anything anyway, I've never played a final fantasy game either

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>>37309881
I want to bully you until you gitgud on Dark Souls desu

>>37309907
Wouldn't it just taste a bit more watery since theres less actual jizz in it the more you cum?

>>37309709
studio is bad for tinder pictures because most beginner and advanced photographers will go for the "glamour look" and it will end up looking fucking cheap.
if you have a camera just take some pictures in good light, if you dont just go out. the lack of details can easily make you look better on phone pics

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>>37309947
thats what I want to find out, the water to semen ratio and its effect on taste and consistency

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>>37309907
>>37309947
Sounds like a nice expeiment

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>>37309943
desu I've been considering buying a PS4 but I can see myself never using it. I had no motivation to play video games until I started taking anti depressants~

Final Fantasy games are pretty fun, anything after X is not as good though~

>>37309945
I doubt I'll ever get good senpai, you would need to train me and I wouldn't mind being bullied by you~

>>37309818

>done nothing

what does he mean by this?

Seriously though what has your day comprised of anon. Make me feel better about the minimal shit I've done.

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>>37310085
>I had no motivation to play video games until I started taking anti depressants~


this might be my case too, but I haven't taken them yet. Not sure if its a good or bad thing. I suck too much at games, I go to play a round of overwatch and then by the end of the round i'm super unmotivated and wantign to quit since I'm so bad, same with everygame

It's only 9pm and I'm knackered already. I'm becoming like an old man

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>>37307297
My neighbour is from the UK, how do I make him feel welcome?

also how do I fuck his cuteie granddaughter

can someone write a /britfeel/ fanfic?

>>37310239
Give him marmite
Give her marmite
Whomever likes it is the one you fuck

>>37310130
It's something to consider though they aren't perfect, I feel a weird sort of emptiness and the fact they don't actually cure depression and will someday stop working makes them a short term solution. Might be worth looking into different types and discussing it with a doctor senpai. You should try and enjoy yourself rather than worrying about your skill level as well~

>>37310239
Learn more refined English humour and use it with him. We typically like to take the piss out of others and eachother in an intelligent and sophisticated manner.

Learn the art of sublety.

Don't tell him your shitty yankee life story within 5 minutes of meeting him.

You aren't a quarter Irish, or half Italian. Your heritage means fuck all.

Respect his space and boundaries. We English need our alone time.

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>>37309984
And I'd like to judge the angle of your skin indentation when wearing thigh highs but we can't all get what we want.

>>37310239
Ask him what his favourite Status Quo album is

>>37310100
Well not sure if just sitting on 4chan and playing overwatch counts as doing anythign

In the past hour, I've got texts from an ex, some tart I had sex with yesterday, a former oneitis and this bitch I met a month ago wanting to know if I'm up for visiting her. I just want be left the fuck alone.

When I told them I'm a fucking introvert, I didn't mean I acted weird and moody because it's cool. It's because for the majority of my waking hours, I want to be left the fuck alone.

WHY CAN'T THESE BITCHES JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PEACE?????????

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>>37310085
>Final Fantasy games are pretty fun, anything after X is not as good though~
Patrician taste. I hope you played them right the way backward though.

>I doubt I'll ever get good senpai, you would need to train me and I wouldn't mind being bullied by you~
I didn't come here for a semi but I'd just force you to keep going until you overcame each obstacle and learned the value of perseverance

>>37309738
i like milk steak

>>37310338
>former oneitis
Why former?

>>37310338

Forgot to add some lass I met on Tinder who I'm meeting tomorrow.

>>37310251
>marmite
P-People actually eat that shite? And, like, enjoy it as well?

>>37310372

Because she split up with her millionaire athlete boyfriend and I kinda lost interest in her.

>>37310244
There was a wrestling one ages ago that was pretty funny, most of the characters are obsolete now though~

>>37310345
Thanks senpai! And you can force me to persevere but I am doubtful as to whether I would actually improve~

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My sister thinks this isn't a slaggy outfit for a nightout.

why are all the women in my family like this

>>37310402
You see now I actually want to do it. I'm sure I could make you improve. Alas, these autistic words are lost like tears in rain

>>37310409
At least her legs are covered up lad

>>37310378
Just because you're retarded american palette can't handle it.

>>37307297
Where do you buy drugs, lads?

Become obsessed with chocolate milk and nice biccys.

Feeling very british desu.

>>37310409
>>37310445
Still wouldnt like to go down on her after a night out bet shed taste really sour

>>37310499
just find em on florrwere else they come from ?

>>37310499
my local icecream man

>>37310503
>Cookies and milk
>British
INFILTRATOR GET OUT

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>>37310496
Yo soy de Espana sucio limey.

Why can't i remember any lyrics to songs? It's like i just hear the words as part of the music. Whenever people are having a big sing song i always just mime. Is it autism?

>>37310409
>>37310546
?
is there a /r9k/ interface

>>37310429
Yes, I would love to do it too anon! Though you might give up on me or get frustrated~

>>37310503
>chocolate milk

Good lad, some really good protein in that~

>>37310562
>spanish
That's even worse

>>37310605
is there actually protein in chocolate milk?

>>37310605
I absolutely pride myself on never giving up

>>37310619
doesnt daddy always wank of into it first for you just to make sure

>>37310565

Me too and probably.

As far as I'm concerned, the voice is just another instrument which adds to the aesthetics.

If I wanted deep meaning in words, I'd read poetry because it's utterly lost in song.

>>37310605
tilde you are such a submissive slut i bet you fantanize about getting gangraped by all the posters in this thread

>>37309797
Alright, it was probably a Daddy Longlegs and those prey on venous spiders, so he's probably a cool dude. Crisis averted.

>talking to my dad is like playing a game of yes and no

Anyone else know this feel?

One of the best nights of my life

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>>37310653

>fantanize

>>37310649
A friend introduced me to this olde song years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yz5jvR9_Jo
Still dont get it all
love it
Wish I knew the chorus

>>37310682
Your dad responds to you?

>>37310562
>Espana
may as well be part of africa

>>37310619
Um I think so? Usually says there is a couple of grams on the side of the bottle~

>>37310626
Give it your best shot then the, I'll try not to let you down~

really wish we could do this anon

>>37310653
I don't think I am a slut anon, though I admit having questionable dreams about this thread and it's posters~

>>37310699
Because you got dubs
or finally like the musky smells of a
Mans cock ?

>>37310653
thats actually hot, i'd love to have an orgy with all you guys

I have been trolling a couple of people on /v/ for like an hour now and it is fucking hilarious. I can see their blood pressure rising in their posts

>>37310708
Sometimes he does, but like I said its like a game of yes and no and completely one sided.

But other times it'll take multiple attempts before he responds like just now he's watching ice age 3 and ignored me the first few times. I only wanted to know if he had any spare shaving blades.

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just got one of these lads! Weekend sorted.

>>37310733
>>>37310653
>I don't think I am a slut anon, though I admit having questionable dreams about this thread and it's posters~
I ave dreams about this thread
went doen the rabbitt hole in one last night and found a route to 4chan and could have my choice of any waifu from here quess who i chose

>>37310768
Which bread you doing it in?

>sister just took a shower with her friend

Is this sort of thing normal for teens these days?

>>37310759
don't think you would lad, i haven't washed in weeks and i'm really smelly

redpill me on aki lads, whats that all about

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>Trying to play Ana on overwatch
>People keep running away and like madmen so I can't shoot them with my healing gun

>Play Mercy
>Get flanked while healing and die

>>37310782
Was it Ebinala?

>>37310800
me to lad, the scent would be like delicacy

>>37310804
That's what you get for wanting to help others

>>37310733
It would work far better in person. I'd help you practice with basic enemies geting to know different weapons' movesets and finding what you liked the most. Then we'd co-op through each game side by side on dual monitors. Then we'd use passwords to duel, and bit by bit you'd learn the fundamentals of PVP.

Then I'd watch over you as you did each area solo, only handholding you [/spoiler]literally[/spoiler] this time. Each time you pouted or tried to give up I'd reprimand you and make you go for it again, giving you firm but fair criticism on your performance.

>>37310837
I'm not good enough to play offence though, I just want to heal people who are better so we can win

About to wonder into town and soak up some normie culture lads, might even post the odd picture here at risk of getting myself recognised and possibly arrested

>>37310836
no, i mean, my breath stinks of poo and my arse is filthy

>>37310866
>wonder into town
Working on the old astral projection, lad?

>>37310782
It was Madoanon, right?

>>37310877
i post here to lad, your repeated dubs are cool

>>37310819
of course dont you just love that anon
of course I just cuddled and kissed him

>>37310880

No bully here pls laddy, that proper hurt my feelings that did

>>37310866
please send pictures of a normie night out so we can all vicariously bask in it.

>>37310877
>no, i mean, my breath stinks of poo and my arse is filthy
You mean just like every other NEET in this thread?

>>37310789
sorry i meant /vg/, its the for honor thread

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>>37310905
Good lad. Sex is pointless, its all about that romantic shit.

>>37310866
>>37310880
I wander as I wonder
I deliberately mix these up my self I like to Wander as I wonder
and Wonder as I wander

>>37310804
Gotta learn to protect yourself sometimes when mercy. It's fun when people actually realise they're about to die and start running away from your little pistol

>>37310947
Anytime you need a cuddle let me know

Going to a gig alone next week

What do I do when I chat with someone and they ask me who I came with?

Too embarrassed to say I came on my own

>>37311014
>What do I do when I chat with someone and they ask me who I came with?
it wont happen

>>37311014

make up an excuse, say someone didnt turn up cos they got kidnapped or something, or you killed them

>>37310782
You can't tease us like that anon, we need details!

>>37310842
I am humbled that you would put so much effort into me and the co-op does sound really fun! Although I think there are some lewd undertones in your training methods anon~

>>37310866
Enjoy yourself lad, and do take some pictures for us and let us know how it goes~

>>37311014
i know the band

>>37311014
>What do I do when I chat with someone and they ask me who I came with?

I've been to a hundred gigs on my own. This has not happened once.

>>37310947
t. Fedora tipper.

original

>>37311004
No way Jose. Romantic stuff is top tier but I hate being touched. Its an abstract feel.

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Despair husbando anon around?

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>>37311109
Are you well, lenfriend? You lack your usual enthusiasm.

>>37311109
why you always asking for despair husbando Lenlad?

>>37311033
Could do that. Without the murder part obviously

>>37311052
>i know the band

Who am I going to see?

>>37311054
>I've been to a hundred gigs on my own. This has not happened once.

That's a shame. Have a faint hope I might meet a qt.

>>37311109
what pants are you wearing today

>>37311193
Clean ones

>>37311220
lenlad come on, i need this

>>37311182
The only time I've talked to qts at gigs was to ask what time the band is on at or I arrived late and ask how long they've been on for. Feel weird trying to carry the conversation on.

>>37311161
I'm bretty good thanks! Just checking up, how did last night go buddy?

>>37311162
Cause I want to check up with my friendo!

>>37311193
Comfy joggers.

>>37311230
Fine, shit smeared ones. Does that get you off, perv?

>trolling /vg/ arguing with someone
>hes getting mad
>challenge him to a 1v1 on the game, massive bluff
>he shits himself and starts backpedaling

this is hilarious

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>>37311260
>TFW Lenlad becomes a bully

>>37311260
you have no idea what gets me off and you probably never will

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Re-watching Space Dandy.

I forgot how great this show is.

>>37311277
Wut game lad? Is it Souls, Fightan or some shit I don't enjoy (and therefore, is rubbish)?

>>37311094
ok anon when I dream about you I wont get physical
dont you hate it when people invade your personal space

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Are we all destined to be alone forever? I think this is it.

>>37311290
Watched a few episodes of that when it was on netflix. Don't watch much anime but it was really entertaining.

Jaraxxus is so fun, holy shit. I should have crafted this ages ago.

>>37311240
I ended up arguing with family and feeling like shit, but at least I didn't drink? Wish I was back to being alone.
How has your day been?

>>37311305
For honor, fighting game

>>37311353
poley is posting without a trip again
tfw you packed a golden one years ago

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>>37311330
>tfw no hikikomori girlfriend

Tesco accused me of stealing the whole ordeal was very spooky and awkward.

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>Go to KFC to try their new chicken flavouring
>Nashville Hot is KFC's latest offering to the menu, boasting an addition of an impressive american seasoning with a spicy kick
>Drank just under four litres of Dr Pepper Zero before I got there (I knew the KFC meal was going to have a lot of calories, so I wanted a drink with MAXIMUM flavour and the absolute minimum of calories)
>By the time I get to the till I'm absolutely bursting
>Order my KFC Nashville Hot Three Piece Meal with Pepsi Max (They don't serve Coca Cola company drinks at KFC, which is a shame)
> Get told there's a ten minute wait due to the demand
>Take the opportunity and run to the toilet cubicles
>Piss for a solid three minutes (might have been more, I only started counting once I realised how long I was pissing for)
>Shake my weanus and gently dry the tip with a cotton bud that I've started taking recently
>Do a couple star jumps just to make sure I don't drip down my trousers again
>Just as I walk out of the door a small child runs in to me, causing a sizeable piss drop to trail it's way down my salmon pink chinos
>The cries of the child I just knocked across the room cause everyone to focus their attention on me and inevitably, the clear inscription of piss upon my trousers
>Woman at the tills shouts " Nashville Hot Three Piece meal for Pissy Trousers"
>Everyone bursts out laughing as I hold the teddy bear I take out with me over my piss stain and run out
>Didn't even get to try the new chicken

Anyone tried KFC's new chicken range? Is it worth trying again?

>>37309901
yeah, i have friends but i always forget to take pics when i am out and about. its the last thing on my mind

managed to take some decent pics but they are mirror selfies. should at least get a gobble of a fat bird

>>37311458
Tell us more anon
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>37311458
Should've told them that if you were gonna go stealing things you'd at least do it in a decent store like Waitrose.

>>37311361
I thought For Honor was a squad game? Meaningless scuffles over cyberspace, like a LAN party but with weebs and neckbears rather than machineguns?

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>>37309797
did you find the bugger. i hate them me if i find 1 in my house i've got to kill it. i can never get comfy knowing it's somewhere watching getting ready to scare me

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Just got my first POTG on overwatch

I can only play Ana, Mercy and D:Va

>>37308350
>lenlad roughly flipped ebinlad onto all fours, but as soon as he smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close he knew he had made a mistake

>>37311530
>>37311529
What does your arsehole smell like ebinlad?

t.not lenlad

>>37311486
I went to tesco to buy cheapo hot choco.
See qt till girl (all the self scanners were off because late) so i kinda stim and just awkwardly walk around for 20 minutes avoiding eye contact with everyone.
QT looked embarrassed when i got pulled aside :/
>>37311488
Nice burn anon you seem like a real funny guy

>>37311530
That wouldn't deter lenlad, my precious flower would only fire him up more

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>>37311458

Green text pls

If they acted like right cunts you should complain, could end up with free tiger bread

>>37311546
leave my fella alone you little bastard

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>>37311529
I've got them lots in Dark Souls 3 as Smough. Feels super comfy man

Well played though my Ebinette

>>37311555
Sorry anon im not creative or smart enough to greentext.
It was very civil though because im super timid.
Tiger bread with salted butter and plastic cheese is very nice.

>>37309774
You know? LITTLE GREEN GHOULS BUDDY

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>>37311546
Relaxing Orchid & Ylang Ylang

>>37311356
Ahh bud I'm sorry, is everything smoothed over by now? Even so I'm quite proud that after all that you still managed to refrain from drinking, it would have been incredibly easy to rationalise drinking in a situation like that!

My day's not been too bad, done some bits and bobs but mostly nothing. Was too hot to bring myself to do much ;_;

>as soon as he smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close he knew he had made a mistake
The quote that spawned this has to be one of my top ten if not my all-time favourite /britfeel/ moments. Thanks SSAnon and especially Marko for such a timeless quote

quick, everyone post photos of your bottoms, this is very important, no time to explain

>>37311599
tfw I associate ebina with some fit shy japanese anime girl with fat breasts and have thus become attracted to his text when he speaks. When in reality he is a male neet like me.

Is this how the gay starts lads?

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>>37311529
>D:Va
Good taste

>>37311593
i hate KNEES

>>37311624
well I could dress up like her....

>>37311529
>>37311630
D.Va is fun to play as even if she's the most meme character in "Meme: The Video Game"

>>37311621

Bottoms of what? x

>>37311681
Is Overwatch a shooting game? I hate shooters. However, there's a lot of porn over on gif that I'm missing out on

gonna shave my whole body tomorrow
everything but arms and head

>>37311593
dont temp man. skengs in the truck trying to crash at man

>>37311599
I'm driving across to Filey as we speak, prepare for a gentle session of relentless bumming.

>>37311712
It's Team Fortress with quirky classes.

>>37311658
roasties elbows are the worst though

>>37311746
what's team fortress?

>>37311746
Yeah fuck that then. All those Goldeneye clones can fuck off. The only games I can play online are Dark Souls and Tekken. Even Naruto got too technical for me in later installments, never mind 2D fighters.

Got my dad to watch The Thing for the first time even though he owns the dvd. One of my fave films, and he was pleasantly surprised with it. It's name is what puts you off I think.

What's your sleeping pattern like fellow robots?

>6am-2pm

Hi,

I found this window open on my son's laptop and I was wondering who you all are?

Thanks.

>>37311624
Yes mate. Thats how it starts.

>>37311789
this is a neo nazi pro pepe forum

>>37311789
i am your sons boy friend