>be me >Get pass >Post on soc >Get rated 9/10 >No gf

>be OP
>don't kill self
>ruin everybody elses day with this pathetic thread

People genuinely got these passes?

>>37303275
>be you
>be newfag
>be laughed at for not knowing old stale memes

>>37303617
Damn sludge. You showed them. Wew.

>>37303617
Post more pics of your face.

>>37303617
Woah dude, tell us what it was like back in the good ole days of r9k.

girls wont knock on your door and ask you out and you dont look in shape, tired and you are depressing to look at
maybe mental issues too
1/10 you got a long way to go but maybe one day

>>37303262
Does anyone knows what happened to Stanley though? Has he ever posted again?

>>37303724

Who? Is this meme called Stanley?

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>>37303647
i'm getting a trendy ass haircut later today
>>37303692
/r9k/ was never good

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>>37303734
No i am a genuine 9/10

>>37303714
>girls wont knock on your door and ask you out
Weird huh?

>>37303734
The person in the picture is called Stanley. He posted selfies here some years ago and for some reason people started reposting them saying things like OP.

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>>37303758
not even joking nice stubble breh

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What about me anons? Do you think I have what it takes to be a Chad

>>37303840
>Sucking up to a tripfag
I bet you also bought a 4chan pass didn't you

>>37303758
Will you be my bf? I can take you away from all this.

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>you
>9/10
>at all

Who keeps posting this ugly fuck on here

>>37303840
thanks yo

>>37303870
wanna be friends?

>the tripfag thinks i'm gonna give him free (you)s
>i ain't gonna give him any free (you)s

>tfw no free (You)'s

>have discord
>[GCvB5]
>Get rated 9/10
>Not enough people

pros:
>eye, nose, mouth, eyebrows all put together symmetrically
>dark eyebrows bring out face
>full beard (kinda)

cons:
>dead eyes
>childs haircut
>weak chin
>chubby face
>70's sideburns
>making duck lipped scowl to seem more defined, so can only guess even worse chin

you're not 9/10 OP, you're a solid 7/10, maybe a weak 7/10 to some.

>>37303758
It's funny because he gets a trendy haircut today right after I literally roasted him for having a chads face but a school shooters haircut that makes him look like a creep.

Looks like little ole sludge took that to heart, no wonder it's the only hate reply he didn't respond to in his thread LOOOL

>>37304073
sounds like you're the one with a chip on his shoulder lol

>>37304053
>OP
>7/10

You can't be serious, this guy is like a 3 at best

>>37303849
3.5-4.2. Sorry bro, you look like a gollum and your eyes and lips looked shooped on. Get rid of the facial hair it looks fucking awful

>>37304099
>chip on his shoulder
Yeah, I do. I find your threads slightly annoying, so I made a comment that I thought would get to you because I could see your insecurity, and it turns out it did. So now I feel better knowing I struck a nerve, lel.

>>37304126
you really think that out of that entire thread that had like over 150 different replies of anons talking smack, yours was the one that hurt mah feelins?

keep on dreaming lol

>>37304149
Yeah you're probably right, it's just a coincidence that i'm the only one you didn't reply to and next day you go out of your way to finally leave the house and fix exactly what I pointed out.

You didn't get triggered, just pure coincidence, you probably didn't even see my post, ey?

>>37304169
if thinking that you triggered me by saying my hair looks bad is what helps you get through your day, it would be shitty of me to not let you have it.

thing is though, i've been planning to get a haircut all week and this is my one day off of work.

but hey, enjoy your fantasy

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>>37304200
Oh yes, my fantasy. Kind of odd i'm the only one you get defensive on as well, ey? Usually you just reply to people with "lol stop sperging out" but with me you're the only one you either ignore or defend yourself against.

Thou doth protest too much? No, that can't be true. It's just a mere coincidence. You were planning on cutting your hair the entire week, ey buddy? Yeah that's it.

>>37304243
the fact that you're desperately clinging to this fantasy of yours is kind of spergy in itself

whatever makes you feel better though, anon

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>>37304281
Don't worry, it's already made me feel better, no need to keep defending yourself. I've made my case and everyone else has seen your insecurity. That's good enough. Lel.

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>>37304285
okay then, anon. i'm glad i could validate you.