Robot Test

>>37302910
link the test?

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dayum

also heres the test since op is dumb
https://www.depression-anxiety-stress-test.org/

>>37302910
Post a link you retarded fuck

>>37302952
Oh. Sorry nvm OP

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what do I win? not even memeing, these were honest responses

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This test is shit. I'm not that bad.

>>37302989
You win the ability to function, fucking normie.

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28yo neet here
>all the questions asking if you have any self-worth
stop it

>>37303009
feels pretty good desu senpai

>>37303032
hurrr durrr look at me im so happy and functional

>>37303055
haha yeah basically, thanks for the laugh mate

>>37303068
But why are you here? I don't understand

>>37303085
Why wouldn't I be here? It's fun to see different points of view once in a while.

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> Your results show that you may be currently experiencing a Extremely Severe level of depression.
not surprised tbhh

>>37302989
i got the same but +1 on stress

pretty retarded test
basically just asked the same 4 questions 9 different ways

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I am going to make it right guys.

>>37303127
you gotta chill out bro :smokes a doob:

>>37303136
>tfw major depression since i was 15
I don't know if I'm gonna make it sometimes.

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>feeeeeelsgoodman

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Every day is a new blessing under God's gracious light

I got 30 depression, "severe"
i'll go get myself prescribed to mild antidepressants and social anxiety medication.

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I thought I'd been having a good week too.

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I'm alright with this picture.

>>37302910

Kink you utter faggot

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>>37302910
I'm sure I've exaggerated on some statements, but I can't help but recall all of these said statements being too familiar

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more stressed than depressed

>>37302910

I don't need an unreliable meme test to know i'm beyond all hope

Can't even be bothered to fill in a stupid fuckin list

>>37303781
just wait until youre at that point in life when you cant even be bothered posting

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This test was bullshit, I'm stressed 24/7

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>>37303678
>>37303481
>>37302989
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES ALL OF YOU LEAVE MY BOARD NOW

>>37302989
I hate you. Fukn normies, why are you here?

>>37303862
haha good one
thanks for the laugh friend

>>37303952
please read the thread, friend:
>>37303085
>>37303104

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Get out of my fucking board Norman normalstein

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Extremely severe depression, apparently. I don't even know what they're trying to imply, how could anybody with half a brain and functioning eyeballs see anything good in the world?

>>37303990
I did, but I just wanted to call you out because I'm miserable and you're happy. Ignore me.

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fucking fags lol

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My results made me even more depressed

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>final year uni
>grades are shit
>never ending work
>trying to apply for jobs but keep getting screened early because of shit grades despite experience
>feel alone because tfwnogf and too busy to see friends

But the test is bullshit right guys? Haha ;_;

>>37304062
I want to cuddle you anon.

>>37304086
he or she would probably freak the fuck out if you tried

>>37304155
He

Oregon

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I hate people who think they have "no choice" in doing something stressful, but they have no real reason to do it. For example, work two jobs when you live at your parents, and on top of that doing all kinds of social stuff, doing projects and shit and THEN complaining about how stressful your life is. Fuck the fucking fuck off and stop pretending life has to be complicated at all times

Where is this test? Am i autistic or is OP a faggot?

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hmhmhnm yos

>>37304329
OP is an incomprehensibly retarded piece of fucking cuntshit

link was posted by someone else though, it's the third post

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normies get the absolute FUCK out

>I'm so depressed look how high I scored on a "test" pity me :((((

This is literally tumblr bio tier.

>>37304526
I want to cuddle all of you guys with high anexiety levels and make you blush and fidget. CUTE

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>nearing the end of the first year of uni
>will fail all 5 classes
>mother hates me
>kissless virgin
>no real friends
>patiently waiting for my parents to die so i can kill myself without guilt

>>37304646
my response would be to REEEEE in microsoft sam because I'm too anxious to use my own voice and microsoft sam is a funnier text to speech engine than anything else out there

>>37304695
That was possibly the most awkward thing I've read today. Kudos

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Fuck me. The pills aren't working.

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>dropping out of college because I can't make myself study for a single minute
>can't find a job, since I've no qualification
>also, 50% unemployment rate for people under 25, yay east europe
>parents preparing to kick me out
>already planned out a suicide so I don't really give a shit
checks out

>>37304766
Are you planning on streaming it? If you want to become an hero, why not make it a spectacle?

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>>37302910
been a neet for 6 months now but im not sure if this is this bad

>>37304784
Nah, man. Plan's to use up whatever money I've got left to travel to some other shithole country far away from this shithole country, "lose my documents" (idk, burn 'em or something), and then off myself by OD if I can find and afford, and by jumping off a building if I can't.

the part with the shithole country is because I don't really want anyone to know I've killed myself

>>37304827
Why do it in secret? This is the perfect time to write a melodramatic suicide note with inflammatory speech, placing the blame on your parents. I'm sure it will make them feel bad.

>>37304855
>melodramatic suicide note with inflammatory speech
this is for attentionwhoring sissies

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did i won?

oringinally

>>37304855
Ye, I'd rather just disappear quietly.

>>37304708
thank you, I originally try

>>37304302
>I hate people who think they have "no choice" in doing something depressing, but they have no real reason to do it. For example, work two depressings when you live at your parents, and on top of that doing all kinds of anti-social stuff, doing projects and shit and THEN complaining about how depressed your life is. Fuck the fucking fuck off and stop pretending life has to be complicated at all times

>>37304951
know why that doesn't work? Because I didn't choose to be depressed and those people choose to put themselves in stressful situations

>>37304990
know why that doesn't work? Because I didn't choose to be stressed and those people choose to put themselves in depressed situations

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>>37302910
Guess I win. Although finals infuenced the outcome a lot for me

>>37305034
You fucking hopeless retard. Staying home is a lot easier than finding happiness

>>37305251
But it's much easier to find happyness if you don't stay at home all the time.

>>37305281
says you. And avoiding stress doesn't only have to be about staying home; you could choose not to get in debt just so you can drive an expensive car, you could choose not to have kids or you could choose not to go to law school only because your parents said you should.

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I think I am ok mentally:)


Oregano commento

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>>37302910
I should buy nembutal

>>37305357
>>37306103
Have a hug, anons.

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originally just fuck my shit up senpai

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I don't think i'm actually depressed though.

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Explains a lot
Organldo