>at walmart getting air freshener for your smelly room >come

>>37299423
Spray it with air freshener.

>>37299423
>placing near her to let her know that I know she knows she's not wearin anything and I have a boner.

Obviously clean my room.

>>37299423
Look away like a faggot and pretend I didn't see it while walking away

e-e-excuse me
and run as fast as i can

>>37299486
>and run as fast as i can

why?

>>37299423
at the risk of becoming a registered sex offender..i would just walk away briskly

I scuttle away because I'm afraid of buttholes

>>37299423
>Consider the absurdity of sex and all human endeavors
>Proceed to buy an air freshener

>>37299423
I stick my nose in her butthole and take a big whiff and run out of the store

Call out the roastie whore for what she is, possibly get thrown out of the store.

>>37299423
*sprays air freshener on her bumhole*

>>37299423
I hold my breath for what's about to come...
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPAPAAPAPAPPPPPPT*
"Phew! That sure was a loud one. Oh! I didn't see you there..."

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>>37299545
>>Consider the absurdity of sex an all human endeavors
>>Proceed to buy an air freshener

>>37299423
Run the fuck away and inform the staff.

>>37299501
to go home and jerk off thinking about her pussy

>>37299423
>smooth, thick, and perfectly tanned with absolutely no signs of cellulite
Damn.

>Air Freshener
>Acutely makes the air less fresh and filled with fucking chemical particles

do retards actually do this?

>>37299423
that puffy vulva looks delicious

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>>37299423
>quickly slide a finger in
>push her forward
>run like a nigerian out of there
>laugh all the way out and home
>get arrested
>go to court have to do time
>first day in pick a fight in the yard with a big nigger
>join aryan brotherhood
>start riot by stabbing nogs
>escape during the confusion
>go home
>smells pretty bad from begin in jail
>go to walmart to get air freshener
>see girl bent over with vagoo out
>know what must be done

>>37299423
Probably think i'm on a hidden camera show.

It's literally my first thought every time that something weird happens to me so i always behave correctly.

>ywn be Chad enough to make a girl do this for you

>>37299423
BRAAAAAAAPOPOPOPPPPP

BRTTTTTTTffffffffTTTTTTT

BRAAAAAAAAAP
POP POP POP PFFFFFFFTTTTTTfffffffftffffFffttfttFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffftPPPPPPFF

>s-sorry, anon!

>>37299727
Yes because chemical particles don't smell like stale cum

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>>37299853
Is it bad i could picture the dress end flapping up during a fart while reading this?

>>37299853
>cntrl f br
>it's this far down in the thread
for shame

>deeply inhale then blow air at her asshole

it's not touching

>>37299545
unironically this
yes i am that pathetic (for you because i don't think its pathetic only sex loving normies thinks tha and you are one if you think that)

>>37299901
I'd be concerned if you couldn't

>>37299439
Damn you took the words right out of my mouth anon

>>37299854
then clean your room and crack a fucking window you dense troglodyte

>>37299423
>spray air freshener at smelly gash and walk away

>>37299423
I wouId turn 360 degrees and walk away.