Post them charts, guys
Bring me the infographics
>>37298810
>>37298905
*sighs*
Whartever freeloarding farggot
>>37299674
I'll just say random stuff to please the Robot.
>>37299696
This is from /escapism/
>>37299725
Earthbound's "Battle Against a Weird Opponent" is awesome.
>>37299743
I'm adding a sped up, YouTube remix of the track to my Project M custom soundtrack.
>>37299743
>tfw I'm a science student and all those apply to me other than that I shower frequently.
>>37299768
I'm 21 now. I stopped watching anime regularly sometime before I was 15, because I don't like the idea of passive hobbies. I played video games more. I read some stuff also with that time.
Nevertheless, I have good memories from the stuff I did watch, like Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu
>>37299803
I also recently quit Pokemon after playing for most of my life. It's bad now; then again, it was never good, really.
>>37299832
Didn't have teenage love.
>>37299857
/soc/ has better "roll for gf" images because of the ID system.
>>37299874
Japan then versus Japan nao
>>37299888
Here's a chart of the kind you most likely had in mind.
Also, I'm not sure, but it looks like my posting limit timer is being reduced everytime I attach an image.
>>37299910
Yep. Just confirmed. Everytime you attach an image, your timer is reduced by 30 seconds.
>>37299910
why does the alpha look like a pot head?
>>37299926
Bloop.
>>37299928
He doesn't.
>>37299961
Melee Fox versus Brawl """Fox"""
>>37299976
Like magic, eh
>>37299987
I don't think it's just because we're older.
>>37300009
The average result of white trannies
>>37300024
I have a chart about the Pohdestas about Pissagate
>>37300067
Some /pol/shit
>>37300079
Not white
Don't care
>>37300103
I just saved this because of all the effort that went into it. I think it's nonsense but then I'm not an emotional mess like most robots.
>>37300133
Japanese male school uniforms
>>37300151
The most complete, detailed male social hierarchy chart to date.
>>37300079
i found the real version and decided to tell you about it in this completely original comment
>>37300186
Who is and who is not a robot.
>>37300211
Not even sure what the purpose of this edit was. I like the last panel anyway.
>>37300244
Male attractiveness. Take the examples with grains of salt. Double entendre.
>>37300267
Personal profile chart about sexuality.
>>37300287
How attractiveness shapes peoples' perception of different males under the same circumstances.
>>37300298
NEET life versus Wagecucking
>>37300311
Islamic scripture, supposedly. Never verified it myself.
>>37300244
who /sloth/ here
origini
>>37298810
According to that chart china is good for manlets
>tfw chinese gf is 5'9, im 5'10
>gfs dad is 6'2 traditional northern chinese man and says gf must date men 6'2 or above
>not excited to meet gf's dad at all
I disagree
>>37300333
Choose your roomie
>>37300455
Wanna be like Goku?
>>37300480
I mean, just look at yourself.
>>37300494
Incidentally, I'm not on that chart.
>>37300494
mix of gyno, auschwitz and cardiobunny
cardio n jew bod fight gyno but i can still feel a thin layer of fat
>>37300333
Most if not all of the quotes are accurate. But a person could just as easily make a similar list of troubling quotes from the bible.
>>37299874
>tfw all those girls are taller than you
>>37300529
Philosophy here.
>>37300559
You're not on the chart either, vegbro.
>>37300689
Times person of the year
>>37300602
Thanks for the confirm
>>37300603
You're not even 5'4"?
>>37300734
The non-loser's life walkthrough
>>37300797
Vegan food pyramid
>>37300768
Women rating men by race.
>>37300831
The greenpill ladder, courtesy of /x/
>>37300849
The meme brain template
>>37300863
INTP, ENTP, and INFP mistypes
>>37299674
Hory shet. That image perfectly describes me
>>37300896
The more you know. Pepsico
>>37300923
Traffic history for 4chan
>>37300931
What women be like
>>37300949
"Our society these days"
>>37300967
Human anatomy, female body
>>37300988
Compilation of the latest generation of 4chan banners
>>37298810
tfw hungry skeleton ;-;
>>37301005
Never send your daughters to college
>>37301038
Racial pride and Wikipedia's take
>>37301067
How the genders actually take photos
>>37301101
Motivation
There's a song with that title
>>37300267
>>37301121
Another attractiveness chart
>>37299725
das some good escapism right there
>>37301142
Penis penis penis
that feeling when bad penis
>>37301160
>>37301148
I've got plenty more. I'm taking requests but no one has made any.
>>37301038
HAHA I know that guy with the red beard in the bottom left. Louis Offer, alcoholic.
>>37301178
Nothing matters
Take the black pill
>>37301214
Women with more sexual experience results
>>37300103
Saxons are PURE
PUUUURE
FUCKING CELTS ARE NOTHING BUT SHORT MANLETS AND WOMANLETS RUNNING AROUND NAKED IN BLUE PAINT
>>37301236
The life of /r9k/'s robot
>>37301244
Another alpha versus beta chart
>>37301272
Yin versus Yang personalities
>>37301283
Catalogue of human features.
Whatchu look like?
>>37301032
So what was your role in Avatar 2, anon?
>>37301296
The sex staircase
>>37298810
>>37298905
>>37301341
Voicelet chart
>>37301356
Right here it is that I forgot to attach
>>37300186
My problem with this is that there's no category for just regular dudes, I guess beta positive is that but beta in general is a pretty negative term.
>>37301437
That's Delta Postitive
>>37299725
Anon, where did you find this? I need stuff like this to be free from my boring life, even for a second.
>>37300186
>Almost 23
>tfw Omega Positive since I was ~15
It's awful, lack of discipline equates a lack of happiness.
>>37301507
Exactly what I said in the post. /escapism/ general. You can find it rarely posted on this board, but there's plenty of threads already in the archive, which you can find at desuarchive.org.
More specifically, I got that image from this thread, which is probably the latest
>>36828395
The first ever thread I saw was
>>35648600
But I'll take your query as a request for more. What's the flavor of choose your adventure you are looking for? I can provide come images so you don't have to look through those threads right away.
>>37300734
Where is moot?
>>37300734
>You're not even 5'4"?
I'm 5'3"
>>37301610
Before 2010.
>>37301617
Well I'm 5'7" and have no one, and have had no one for 6 years, so cheer up, as you're nowhere near close to good enough, like most dudes. Also, you're not missing much at the end of the day.
>>37301272
>Used an axe
What is this shit
>>37301667
It refers to chopping wood--you know, for fuel.
>>37300768
>start taking two holidays a year
>THEN start earning over 40k a year
What the fuck do baby boomers think holidays cost
>>37301675
I know what an axe is for, I just don't understand how using one correlates with being alpha or beta, most people aren't lumberjacks.
>>37298905
>tfw 6'4
>im turning 21
>still khv
i don't even try because as soon as she pulls my pants down she would see an extremely disproportionate 5 inch dick
>>37301700
It means you could provide for yourself if society ceased to exist. If you can chop wood out in the woods you're in for a bad time. If you've never swung an axe before, you probably could not do this, and thus are beta as far as that is concerned.
>>37301715
No it doesn't, it means you can swing an axe(wow), you'd need more than that if society got deleted.
>>37301744
Whatever floats your boat man
wasn't original enough
Does anyone has weight-loss charts?
I thought i was a 6 but i guess im a 5. Shit hurts honestly.
>>37301687
Presumably euros, the site at the bottom has uk in the URL.
>>37301507
>>37301586
So do you want more faggot, or not?
>>37301791
Sure. Give this a shot. I have more if you want it, but what exactly did you have in mind?
>>37301955
>You can find it rarely posted on this board, but there's plenty of threads already in the archive, which you can find at desuarchive.org.
Thanks for the tip Take care Anon
>>37301955
I'm good, thank you very much for telling me where to find this shiz l
>>37302028
>>37302045
Suit yourself. Here's a teaser anyway. They are very good exercises to put your life, desires, and dreams into perspective.
Anymore requests? I've got more charts I'll post later anyway. But it will be random content.
>>37302013
This is a really fucking stupid graphic.
here ya go, bumping with content because this thread is somewhat good
alse does anyone have the sauce for my pic and >>37299725 ?
>>37302188
CYOA General on /tg/.
>>37301713
Lmao. Life is funny. I'm 5'7 and pack a 7 inch dick. It's comically large on my small frame.
>>37300455
grollin
>>37301687
40k in british is more than 40k in americool. Also, brits don't have to have health insurance amongst other things so they kind of "earn more" than what's on paper.
>>37299768
im the opposite from this sadly
>>37300689
That chart is so generous.
On AVERAGE I feel like IQs would be about 10-15 points less for each major.
>>37300689
I like How Darwin is under religion.
>>37299857
>tfw 20 year old with 17 year old gf
>it's perfectly legal
feels good man
Heh heh, texas fedora...
>>37301376
>tfw 95 - 105hz
feelsgoodman
>>37303185
Same measurements here, bro. Girls think my dick is huge.
>>37301376
How do I even know what my vocal frequency is?
Doesn't it change constantly anyway?
>>37300333
The Quran is like this:
>page 51: "Kill all infidels."
>page 184: "Whoever kills any person, except in self-defense, will forever go to hell."
Same goes for the Bible, Torah etc. Never understood how books can literally contradict themselves in dozens of places and still be taken with any kind of seriousness by anyone.
>>37303858
except the Quran actually has a rule that if there are any contradictions whatever was written first is what counts
>>37303381
Like that?
dsdaffafadds
>>37301272
> im going to say gaben is alpha because he made le steam and thats where i spend all my time so hes an alpha
Fuck you beta cuck
>>37303890
>this book is gods word as dictated by an angel
>it is perfect in every way
>btw if there are any contradictions, just ignore the latter stuff
sounds legit
the bible has the same problem, except they kinda can hide behind human error
the torah is literally a manual on how to trick and enslave non-jews
>>37299857
>sex at 13
Did a nigger set up this chart?
>>37298810
Acceptable gf chart, needs to start and end bigger though.
>>37300244
holy shit that cerebrotonic description
i have never seen a more accurate description of myself
>>37298810
>tfw perfect height
feels good
>>37301675
>>37301715
Back when I was a teenager, it was fun to release my pent up aggression by chopping up logs we had with an axe. I have no idea what the proper techniques for chopping wood (and especially not felling a tree), I just enjoyed aimlessly hitting the wood with an axe. Does that count?
>>37304472
Get banned, of courseSee you in a year
>>37300559
damn you're cute
where are you from?
>>37304079
all the figures sure are black...
>>37300455
100% the original nigger desu
>>37300455
Janet is the safe choice
>>37305544
This
>free food
>possibility for sex
>have to shower at a different time
>>37300689
>tfw physics major
>tfw iq is 145
>tfw life is still empty and I'm still depressed
>>37298905
funny cause literally every girl I have dated just wants a guy taller than them
>>37300103
>Not getting a finnish robot gf
Are you autisic? Oh wait...
>>37299910
we are omegas
>>37305637
>math major
>142 IQ tested
>working for family business selling furniture because they pay me more than university graduate jobs
Who else fell for the college meme? At least normies acknowledge my 'aptitude' now right? Heh
>>37299725
>Rural Japan
>Subartic
>Mountains, Plains, Woodlands, Volcano, Lakes
>Cozy cabin
>Village border
>Inviting pendant, Rusty dagger, Bronze bracelet
>The high walls
>Doctor or guardsman
>Fairy grove, Cloud tower, Blossom meadow, Galaxy lake
>Christmas cake
>Decay city ruins
Damn i could make a story with these.
>>37300358
I am here brother
>>37305593
That and dream job
>>37298905
>tfw 5'3"
origanololla
all of this charts are bullshit and if you believe any of them please kill yourself. They are exist only because someone want to makes you feel terrible.
>>37299725
Anyone got anymore?
>>37301272
that chart is BS I am way too much of a cyborg to land 1000 on that
>>37301272
925. Fuck. I need to go full wizard, its my only hope now.
>>37300455
Frank would be best choice but the lonely virgin in me wants janet.
>>37304079
Im white, i had sex with a 16 years old girl the week before i turned 14. It was cool, it's one of the good things about being into sports and being part of teams, we always traveled with the girl teams.
>>37299725
>Gothic Parish
>temperate
>woodland mountains plains rivers marshland volcano
>Cabin
>far outskirts
>fur mantle daggersoft blanket
>endless expanse
>Hunter
>springs forest castle grove
>Christmas cake Old Chief
>decayed city wandering God
Comfy mystic hunter life
>>37301272
-850. This chart is fucking ridiculous though.
>>37301272
-275
Like >>37310207 said it's bullshit though. Most of these things are just basic male requirements as compared to actually being alpha.
>>37299910
>1 in every 3 robots will convince themselves that they are a sigma
>>37306801
Yeah. Give me a sec.
>>37306801
>>37311777
Here's a good escapism chart
>>37312130
Choose your superpower/special ability
>>37300133
where are you actually supposed to start ?
>>37312150
Penultimate cyoa for now
>>37312319
And the last one I will post for cyoa
>>37312341
Neckbeard challenge, for rolling.
>>37308339
Fornicating during adolescent is not a virtue.
Why tripcodes are gud
The posting iceberg
A shitty prank, toilet humor
Measuring your di/g/k
The botnet bingo
When you go to /lit/
>>37308339
kys yourself, soccerfag
>>37304080
Oh.
I guess I'm a chestlet.
When you make a thread on /r9k/
List of "degenerate" things you should "stop" doing
The four types of white males + the 2 in the filename
How cellphone providers handle your information
Photography roll
The optimal desktop tower positions and what yours says about your masculinity
>>37308339
> tfw your 13 years olds brother in a soccer team might have fucked a woman, wheras you are a 18 yo overweight NEET who as never touched any girl beside your mother.
Mandela Effect changes
Body types men and women like
Skintones for non-whites
>>37304739
what was it?
oregan0
>>37301121
merely reading this chart is too much effort for me
fml
>>37298905
Edited height chart for added insult
What New York /pol/fags look like
The life and decline of 4chan
Original Xbox wall of fame, though missing many games
Indian racial divide
Another another male social hierarchy chart, all text
Are you a feels guy or a sad frog?
Oh look, yet another social hierarchy chart
What women actually look like versus makeup selves
If you pulled off their mask, would they die?
>>37303962
accurismo
Total fucking loser bingo
>>37312341
Fill in your stats
>>37298905
Just measured myself: 6 foot, 1.5 inches. So close...
Contemporary original marriages
>>37305693
had a 1/2 finnish 1/2 greek GF
not. worth it.
great sex tho
>>37312371
I like this. It's easy enough to actually do. rolling
The infamous virgin walk chart. Heed its warning.
Roll for your slav mate
>>37312976
Make a chart homo. Post results
>>37312944
i dont fit in here anymore :'(
>>37300768
>tfw my first full time job will be when im 26, when i finish med school
Last chart I'm posting without requests or me really feeling like it.
>>37312130
I am Nakama on the 13th cycle
>>37301272
300
>feels good not being a virgin anymore
how this isn't original? everybody here is a fucking virgin loser
>>37299961
Most mexicans are just mutts of colonial Spain
>>37313040
This chart >>37300244 is all that matters
>>37300455
rawl
originaliolio
thank yiu
>>37313117
i was a cerebro for a long time, now am cyborg
>>37313154
Then you have to leave
>>37312690
I like lanky and unhygienic robots.
Muscular guys are gross.Unless it's Christian Bale or reanimated Heath Ledger
>>37313176
Pathetic loser bingo
Here's a fun roll your own adventure for the zombie apocalypse
4chan newness scaling
Showing off and wealth scaling
>>37312371
rooly pooly
The triangle of smug
>>37313176
no i don't faggot
>>37313915
Lucky you, hunh
>>37313176
am I beyond redemption
>>37312341
>doc 1 point from strength
>receive the bonus 2 points
>add 3 points to intelligence
>doc 2 points from charisma
>add 2 points to durability
ez
>>37304079
>tfw I fucked a girl at 13
>tfw she was 12
I will never forget :)
>>37312371
rool the pool
>>37313275
roool moi
close one
originalplox
>>37312932
>lie, cheat, finesse your way through problems
>being a total fucking loser
no, finessing your way through shit that life throws at you is a sign of a winner.
sore losers cry about life being unfair.
>>37302188
this chart would be easier to pick out what i dont want
>>37312502
The fembot thing was how it was back then.
Now it's just "p-please be muh gf"
>>37299725
>lonely monster
way to ruin it with faggotry
>>37312371
Might as well try rolling
>>37312341
one from strenght
one from agillity
all from charisma
three in durabillity
three in intelligence
One bonus point needed. Literally the best combo.
>>37313347
every year I feel better and better about being cancer
>>37312371
rely
>>37301272
-1200
>all these normies desperately pretending they belong here in responses
>>37298810
>American measurement system
Why you stupid burgers keep using that shit. I hate it.
>tfw my height isn't on this chart: 1.72 cm
I think 185 cm is the perfect height.
>>37300455
FRANK even though i'm racist as fuck he seems like the best choice. It's not all about race sometimes :)
>>37300494
I look a lot like the builtfat guy, but i have about 10% less bodyfat than him
>>37298810
>tfw 6'3"
feelsgoodman
>>37299874
>looks for dominant one
>picks her immedientely
Simple as that, it's what I always do.
>>37299743
>engineering student
>might as well be a pedophillic furry at this point
>>37312658
Look at this fucking normie bragging about having a mother
>>37313275
I guess I have to roll over to this better I am.
>>37312371
Love you man
Had a shit moment and you saved me in some way
Rolling
>>37313275
Going again with it
Come on gimme gimme
>>37312371
This seems fun, roll
>>37311777
Check'd
Apparently, Kek also wants to see more.
I really loved The Village one.
>>37312371
roll because why not desu
>>37300768
>Waiting until 35 to consider starting a business
>Not spending those years saving up a tax-free nest egg with the money you got from hustling normies
>>37312371
Totally not origami original rolling
>>37312807
KOTOR is missing, and that's a pretty damn big one. Morrowind and Jade Empire too.
>>37301142
>being a 4 or under
Basically work for the PC master cuck himself, Howard Stern.
>>37313275
ROLLINGYOUFAGGOTS
>>37300768
The got guidebook. Also, earning 40K/YR in your mid 30s? Lmfao. I'm saving more than that and I graduated 4 years ago.
>>37313275
rollingggngngngng
>>37300133
>just saved this because of all the effort that went into it
lol yeah ok, it that was ever a reason you'd save anything you'd save half of what you see online
>>37304046
IIRC,somewhere around 90% of contradictions come from being mistranslated from Greek.
>>37321043
so according to this chart, x is the next thing I can expect on the slippery slope?
>>37313018
ROLLING FOR SLAV
>>37312859
I'm Pepe for sure.
>>37312651
I want to punch kirill in the face
>>37301617
You still have chance anon. If you ever become a billionaire orbecome a trap
>>37312371
Rolls Royce fuck you this is an original post
>>37312371
Rolling, gimme a good one a
>>37299857
>tfw I have only one year left
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>37301160
I will never be not mad about this.
>>37299910
>Muh redpill
Why does this faggotry permeate fucking everything?
>>37300768
im earning 50k at 18. this guy needs to git gud.
>>37320909
>>37323506
I'm pretty sure the amount is in GBP, probably before the value went to shit.
>>37323545
>before the value went to shit.
>Same as it was in 2013
>>37298810
7'10, here feels good man
>>37299857
>developmental milestone
these sort of OCs are getting bolder every time i see them
>>37312371
weeell... rolling
>>37313018
i want my slav
rolling!
>>37313275
rolling for loli
originiolinorili
>>37313018
rolling
famalam originalio
>>37312371
gib good plz for originality
>>37313275
rolorlolorlorlorlrolrorlrorolrorlr
Here's why fat is bad
We were never nig nogs
Lolcaust is a lie
More lieing jews
Truth about fags
Magic jew ovens.
Cocoa get sucked
Aspie quiz
>>37298905
I'm 6'1 but I regularly see 6'4 guys. I go from "haha, tallest" to standing as tall as I can without going on my tiptoes.
It's not like any of us will have long-term relationships, so I'm not sure why any of this matters
>>37299874
Hannah, I didn't have to read the rest.
>>37313018
Rolling for Artyom, although Evgeny is alright
>>37321043
Except marijuana is an addictive drug. It isn't as bad as heroin. But if the law states its stance on 'x', the prevalence of 'x' would logically lead to more arrests. That just means lots of people use 'x'. Marijuana is still a drug, it is not without downfalls and you are not the same as those who never used it.
>>37300455
Janet
Not even a contest.
>>37324385
caucasian being so neanderthal doesn't come directly from africa but it's still mostly homosapien(from africa) as the neanderthals mixed with homosapiens. I dont think anyone thinks europeans come directly from africa.
>>37312371
alrighty lets roll orongoga
>>37312371
rolingggg
this is original i swear
>>37324385
its a theory, a self published one at that
>>37324805
>tfw when fat neckbeard
thats gonna hurt
>>37300559
more pics, please? you're cute...
>>37299874
zero is choosyamalation
>>37312371
rolling potatoes
>>37312371
My time had come to clean the beard
>>37299768
sad when all motivation to get a gf goes out the window once your done.
>>37299832
gen 2 was my fav
>>37299674
>Od people
>Having time
>>37301038
i like moldy's butthole more than her pussy
>>37313187
I'm not a pathetic loser now, right? ;_;
>>37312782
Every image there is aids
>>37313275
Roland knbfvb
>>37313275
Rolling again for fun mujuyn