/britfeel/

Any Britt lads up?

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I'm going to buy a dslr camera so i can have a normie hobby, am i morally obligated to buy Canon over Nikon to support UK business?

>>37298305
why is it daylight outside

fuck summer

Just finished my 12 hours shift now I'm in a mcdicks getting passed off with the music their playing

>>37298831
Fuck auto correct
Orange ale

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>feel really ill just in time for the bank holiday

>>37298831
is it classical by any chance?

>>37298878
What's a matter lad
Words

Is ebinalad still awake?

>>37298906
Yeah, moatarts moonlight sonata featuring dizzy rascal

>>37298930
Just feel like I have a bad cold, the sort that leaves you exhausted

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>>37298946
ofcourse lad, shan't be sleeping this early

>>37298969
Wiskey lad you'll still be ill but you won't care

>>37299004
Kinda feels nice knowing you have the same pattern as me.
What you up to?

>>37298831
>>37299022
This was me
What are you up to?

>>37299060
what. you work ebinalad? I wasn't expecting that.

I'm just aimlessly browing the chan. Watching a documentary on Ivanka Trump. Just anything to take my mind off my life tbqhwyl

>>37299087
im not that guy but same desu. at least its the summer holidays now so I dont have to go to college :)

>>37299087
No I was giving advice of how to cure a cold I haven't drunk anything yet

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>>37299087
ofcourse I don't your mixxing me with another poster, I'm a long term NEET

maybe gonna watch a movie or lose some more overwatch

>>37299170
>>37299179

I honestly don't understand who I'm talking to. It seems like random anons are replying to my questions even though I'm speaking directly to ebinalad.

I'm so confused.

>>37299229
It wasn't me you quoted hence the mass confusion

>>37299229
I'm at McDonald's and I'm not enialad

>>37299221
Would you recommend overwatch?

it's only 22 quid in tesco and i might buy it.

>>37299247
Oh yeah just spotted it. My bad sorry pal.

The dayposters are gonna look back at the start of this thread and wonder why the fuck us nightguard are all so brain damaged.

it probably has something to do with the fact we sleep all day and stay up all night tbqh.

Its not official nightguard hours tbf though considering it's the weekend.

>>37299247
So how did you get your name enibalad

>tfw people are only talking to me because they think I'm somone else

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>>37299264
I don't know really, I played a bit during beta and now its a free weekend so get on that to see if you want to buy it or not. I might pick it up tbqh, I play on PC and its on sale for 16.99. I struggle playing games for long but I can jump in for a round now and again. I suck though and just play healers

>>37299303
mummy and daddy chose a name before I was born

>>37299264
free weekend today lad iirc, try it

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>>37299330
>tfw you will never be healed by ebinalad

>>37299330
Why'd you struggle playing games for long? Is your attention span damaged like mine?

I'm pretty good at battlefield, will that translate over to overwatch in anyway?

>>37299339
Didn't know it was free gonna download it now!

>>37299351
tfw trying to befriend ebinalad, but I am a non avatar/tripfag and he will never know who I am :(

>>37299351
never say never lad. I was playing with someone from here but he just kept dying and leaving me to die to a gorillia, don' tell him I said that

i feel like shit now. but i know it wont last forever. i will do things that make me feel better. in the end, i dont feel that shit at all.

not sure if this makes sense lads

>>37299379
probably good for you that lad, i'm not a good friend

I'm just a whining NEET and they're a dime a dozen

>>37299548
I'm just a whining NEET too. But I choose you to befriend. That counts for something ebin.

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>>37299602
thankyou lad, means a lot

funny how you can go from being completey undesirable in real life to people trying to befriend you from posts on an imageboard.

how long have you been neet?

Well I'm off to sleep
Who's going to tuck me in

>>37299730
You're probably not as undesirable as you think you are in real life. It'll likely just be your negative perception of yourself. And if your perception of yourself is that poor it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I've been NEET 6 months. Not long by any means, but I have a feeling this is going to last quite a while. This episode of mental illness has been pretty severe. I figure I'll need at least a year or twos rehabilitation :(

>>37299739
im not gay anon but 5 pounds is 5 pounds

>>37299826
probably, depends in what way. I don't really see myself being a good friend but I've never had one in real life so what do I know

what did you do before turning neet? how old are you

>>37299908
You tried therapy or anything? Maybe you could get a therapist and work with them to build up towards joining some clubs or something?
I-If that's what you want.

I'm 23. I went to uni beforehand, graduated and landed a good job. Then my life fell apart. Don't really want to list my course/job etc.

>>37299945
I went to a load of people like therapists years ago, they're really not that helpful. I'm not that bothered about having friends desu. Most of the time its looks like a burden - I don't have anything to offer to them and they have nothing to offer to me. I don't know what I want to do with my life anymore, i'm totally bored of being and sick of being a worthless NEET but don't really desire for anything. My goal is just moving out and trying to get back on the education/career road but its a stretch to say I want to, its just out of desperation and boredom. If this venture doesn't provide any results then I really don't know what to do

>>37300062
That lack of desire sounds very clearly like depression. I figure that if you can find a way to resolve that, then everything else in your life will fall into place. I know that's much easier said than done but yaknow...

The education/career thing sounds good. Having some purpose in life helps a bunch.

>>37300109
I don't know about the depression thing, everyone tells me that but I think its just environmental factors that make me like this, soon as I fix the problems which bother me like living where I live and not having any day to day purpose I think it'll fix itself. I have no idea though

>>37300234
I have pretty severe episodes of depression. And i can tell you from my experience that I've gone through years of being depressed but not knowing it.
For those years I was apathetic and had no real desires. But was kind of okay with it, and thought that was who I really was. It was only after being lifted out of depression that I realised just how sick I was and that that way of being wasn't normal.
Dunno whether that might resonate with your situation.

But either way, if you have a positive productive plan to improve yourself make sure you try and stick with it.

I have never seen a creepier more fucked up person in my life.

What do you make of this /britfeel/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59MO1X8dLLQ

>>37300536
dont know lad with this background music he made me laugh with the first sentence

It didn't used to get this hot, right?

Is this the impact of climate change

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>Sun barely even up
>Take doggo for a walk
>Still unbearably hot
>Doggo panting before we even reach the field

HATE HEAT

>>37300872
>>37300872
i remember there being a draught in the mid 90's and there being big containers of water on the streets we had to use.

>>37301238
>i remember there being a draught in the mid 90's

Wish there was one now, no fucking wind at all

Nothing beats smoking weed and talking with you lads.

>7AM and it's my day off.

>>37300851

errr, what background music anon-kun?

>>37301319
i've just had a spliff just sat here thinking what to do. might watch a film but not sure what. seen people talk about memento which looks quite good,might give that a go

>tfw super attracted to the american accent
>tfw only shagged one american girl who was a bit fat desu
>tfw desperately want american gf but know I will end up with some bint from wigan or some shit

How do I get qt american gf anons?

>>37301384
Memento is bretty gud. I'm so hungry I should go make a full breakfast but am too lazy to move. Maybe another spliff first...

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My cousin smokes weed and it smells like piss.

>>37301319
I'm working the day shift and I had a cheeky j and a glass of whisky at 5am before I came in

now I'm in an empty reception watching netflix, devilishly comfy

>>37301424
I was thinking about having a pint with bekkie.

>>37301451
little bit of drink in the morning to set a nice glow about your bones is a magical thing

>>37301476
yh I love half a bottle of white lightning before 9 lol

>>37301489
keep your alcoholism classy lad, if you're going to be self destructive you might as well carry it off with some flair

>>37301421
definitely another spliff first lad that always helps
i'll give memento a watch then, cheers lad

>>37301476
>>37301489
>>37301527
I like to think I can drink like Churchill and still think on my feet like James Bond. I do this throughout the day.

>>37298305
amerifat here, is urban bongland actually as comfy as OP pic?

>>37301578
Cheers mate, it'll keep you on the edge of your seat.

>>37301621
Camden in north west London is.

Who /dad/ here? What are you up to this weekend?

>>37301808
Kids are for suckers.

>>37301889
Yup. Was tricked into it. But going to a farm today. Pretty comfy

>>37301901
R.I.P to your social life but good on you for staying around as a dad. I might have kids out there I don't know about...maybe I don't, what do I know?

>>37301919
Thanks anon. It's comfy AF most of the time. Get to visit farms, museums, parks etc. I get approached by women a lot and pretend the mum left us to fend for ourselves and get lots of phone numbers and action.

>>37302132
It's alright, I prefer to stay indoors anyway :)

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Woke up really early today. Feels nice to have the entire day to myself, but I know I'll just waste it.

Post 'em

>tfw the dog just snuck into my room and ran downstairs with a sock I just came in

It had been taken off her and put on the couch, hopefully my protective method of wrapping it in another sock worked and if not my mum thought anything slimy was from the dog.

>>37298532
no, nikons are better value

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>>37302256

>awoke from a dream where I was being chased but my legs didn't seem to work and I was pulling myself along really fast using my hands

I wish I knew what it meant lads

Does /britfeel/ like Canadians?

Ended up buying half a gram of coke of someone in the pub last night. Passed out drunk before I had any though

>>37302551
Good thing it's a long weekend, take it tonight and rest up on Mpnday

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It's 9am and it's already 23C
Fuck you, sun. Stop making me all hot and sweaty

>>37302568
That is the sexiest koala ever

>turning a small break into the worst thing ever oh god pls give me money i am but a helpless female

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HogmsxALeUE

You stingy fucks, you can't post because you don't have a pass

Just FYI

>>37302585
>you can't post because you don't have a pass
I have a pass so I dont know if you're memeing or not.

>>37302588
It's true. Recaptcha is broken. Try it in a new tab.

>>37302589
Having a pass is so comfy. Cant imagine clicking pictures of boats all day

>>37302592
I'm posting from my phone so it's even more relevant.

>>37302585
Passes are like 15 quid for a year. I'm surprised more people don't have them.

Need a thunderstorm desu

This is all according to Keikaku

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>>37302658
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA-desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw

>Manchester attack: Hate crime 'doubles' after incident

Muslims are the REAL victims

I wonder where people go when 4chan is down these days. It used to be 7chan but that was ages ago.

>>37302681
I don't go anywhere, I watch a movie or something and check periodically

How do Chinese restaurants get away with only hiring Chinese people?

>>37302708
It's allowed for front of house staff as that's part of the atmosphere, but they're not allowed to discriminate based on ethnicity for kitchen staff.

I go to a Chinese buffet where a lot of the chefs are indian

>>37302708

Nobody else can read the silly letters

>>37302675
But Muslims are our friends desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMwxCXTglaw

Death to normies tbqhfyfam

>>37302713
Why do Muslims love My Chemical Romance?

>>37302717
They have a strong affection for chemicals

guys, captcha is down
cost me 15bong to deliver this message

>>37302708
I always assumed they were related.

>>37302709
>>37302708
You are allowed to discriminate on "protected characteristics" such as race, religion etc. if they're a minority.
>You can choose a candidate who has a protected characteristic over one who doesn't if they're both suitable for the job
https://www.gov.uk/employer-preventing-discrimination/recruitment

>>37302721
>hiro's plan actually worked
>people are buying passes rather than stop shitposting for a few hours

Poof that stick > carrot

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>>37302721

>not already having a pass

>>37302726
I had some change in my BTC wallet
the value is tanking anyway, might be worth nothing soon

>>37302729
>retards thought buying a tenners worth of bitcoin in current year would make them rich one day

>>37302728
That's a big needle

>>37302734
I buy as and when I need it for overseas purchases and such
stop assuming stuff, you're embarrassing yourself

>>37302739
I wasnt talking about you mate, just the idiots who have been duped into buying it 'as an investment'

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>>37302736
>That's a big needle
For you

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>tfw Wonder Woman flops and roasties are btfo again

>>37302749
DC movies don't flop
they get slated, but they always rake in big bucks

>>37302751
I'm it'll gross less than they were hoping for.

>>37302753
I don't know anyone who's going to see it. But then again I don't know anyone

>>37302753
well they always overestimate sales
they pour so much into marketing and telling their executives that it will break the box office, and when it takes 40% of what they were expecting, they cancel the 2 sequels and tv series

just the way things are now

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W-where did everyone go? Lads?

>>37302785
Captcha is down so the cheapos can't post

>>37302785
Capthca broken only pass user masterrace can post

Just remembering that lad that sold me coke tried to give the big I am. "I can get you more but then you'd have to owe me money, and trust me mate you dont want to owe me money".

lads now that the captcha plebs have been smited, tell me how to get a gf

>>37302795

Simply show her your 4chan pass and tell her you can get her in to /vip/

>cricket on tv
>hungover
>eating a big bag of skittles
>poorfags have been BTFO

Feeling comfy lads

Are nothern people allowed 4chan passes?

>>37302798
I'm surprised you lot could afford one?

>>37302799
I scrimped and saved my pennies in the mine and hid my savings away from the Mine Lord.

get comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtuXFlsmQVs

>>37298305
Are us plebs allowed to post yet?

>poorfags are back

break it again, quick

Holy shit I never appreciated how good fruit juice is until now.

here come the poorfags...

>>37302843
good goy pay money for 4chan

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Fuck the rich, we've got your number now richfags, you'll be swinging from the lamp-posts before you know it

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>>37298305
>boiling hot
>have a fever
haha isn't life great lads
at least it's getting cloudier

So... people were actually boasting about having paid money to post here?

/r9k/ vegetables are more subhuman than I thought.

>people were so desperate that they couldn't shitpost on 4chan for 3 seconds that they bought a pass
>captcha just started working again

You played yourself lads

asserting my dominance over the runts

>>37302876
>giving chinkmoot money
Good joke

>tfw remember the days of moot not wanting donations from 4chan
>remember the days of no captcha at all
>now its gib money the site is dying we need captcha :(( and people are proud to throw money at hiroshimoot

Thunder's on the way, lads

British Airways getting hacked lads

http://news.sky.com/story/ba-passengers-face-delays-after-it-problems-cause-disruption-10894862

>>37302921
That's why I fly Ryanair

>>37302909
same here m8, cannot fucking wait
thunderstorms are maximum comfy

>>37302923
>That's why I fly Ryanair

Poorfagair

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>>37302966
Who are the people getting fucked over by delays, again?

>>37302985
The lower middle class

>>37302985

Poorfags are poor.

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>>37302923
>Ryanair

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>>37303006
>fly ryanair
>flight arrives twenty minutes early
>fly BA
>flight never takes off at all

>the rain has started
>shopping delivery on the way, lots of beer

gonna be a good day i think

Lads that was bang out of order

>>37303028
>fly ryanair
>have to pay a pound to use the shitter

>>37303028
>>fly ryanair
>>flight arrives twenty minutes early full of >>penniless gutter monkeys

It's just started pissing it down, comfy weather desu x

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Belfast fag here took some E's last night and socialized properly with people for the first time in years.

Apart from the jaw ache today it was great. 10/10 would pills again

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>>37303056
I'll be thinking of you when raging stuck in the airport while I'm on the beach in Ibiza, moneycuck

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>>37303056
>fly ryanair
>flight is full of chavs and (((micks)))

>>37303109

No you won't, you'll be signing on and running away from the niggers who take your pittance from you to buy spice you council house monkey.

>>37303111

Just different sorts of gypsy.

>>37303095
Drugs are great for that. You make any friends you'll see again?

>>37303145
being this upset that others are not as cavalier with their finances as you

>raining

Summer's over for this year lads

>>37303190

You don't have finances.

>Extremely humid
>Suddenly a deafening roar of Thunder
>humidity immediately disappears
>Torrential downpour commences

Truly the best type of weather, so good it's worth enduring a day of heat for

Which is worse or which would you rather date?
>A girl who has had sex ten times with ten different guys
>A girl who has had sex 100 times with one guy

>>37303287
The latter because that just means she had a long relationship with him.

do some fit girls get with guys below their league because they can have control over the relationship?

i know of some girl through my brother, and i met her bf yesterday and he must have been a 4-5, while she is a 7-8.

it was weird. he had a really average to below average face, small and skinny. his personality was really basic too.

>>37303305
He's got money or his family have money.

>>37302882
>He bought a pass to shitpost on a board that doesn't need money to post

>>37302900
I remember the point of this new captcha being that you wouldn't ever have to solve them yet it seems I do nothing but solve them for google's AI.

>>37303305
no, women always date up

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>>37302860
Overcast + heat is even fucking worse, there is no breeze either and it feels like im suffocating on the humidity.

>>37303287

A girl who has had sex one time with 100 different guys

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>Guy at work told me he spend 1500 on a holiday to the cotswolds for a week
>With that you could go to America, China or Japan for 2 weeks.

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Dandelion clocks keep floating into my room, lads.

>>37303216
its ok anon, you dont have to project
its not your fault

Girl behind the counter refused to take an old English fiver "because it's no longer legal tender".
I mumbled "No bank.... no bank notes are legal tender in Scotland" and gave her a Clydesdale twenty instead.
Going to see if the self-service machines at Sainsburys will take it.

>>37303336
>1500 squid
>America, China or Japan

No. Just no.

>>37303287
probably later. neither would really bother me too much. i have never really gave a fuck if a girl has gobbled some cocks before mine.

i would rather date a girl who has been around the block over a a virgin, assuming that the girl i am dating is over 20. virgin girls at my age is more of a red flag than a girl who has fucked 10 guys. i know people who have went out with virgins and they were really insecure and timid when it came to sex. if a girl is a virgin past 20, she probably has something mentally wrong with her

>>37303317
I can spare it
I never click ads and I'd hate to see 4chan go in my lifetime

Help is here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdAqGaEhZnc

>>37303356
>"because it's no longer legal tender".
She is right.

>>37303363
bit cucky la

>>37303361
500 quid for flight
still got 1000 for hotel and spending money

>>37303374
Indeed, she is correct and well within her rights to refuse any form of payment, legal tender or not.
The annoying bit is that it was never legal tender to begin with, and the twenty I gave her wasn't legal tender either.

>>37298305

Pakis have attacked again in Blackheath.

11 fucking ambulances outside toys r us since they're holding hostages apparently.

Can't we ship them out already?

>>37303367
That man doesn't seem human to me.

>>37303382
where are you getting return flights for 500 from? also after taking the hotel money out of that youre not actually going to have much spending money

>>37303316
he doesn't. he is a working class lad. i asked my brother about it and he said that she wears the pants in the relationship so i reckon she is with him because she feels safe.

>>37303318
dont know lad. i have seen this a few times. its obviously not the norm but i think it does happen on rare occasions.

normally the fella is the better looking one

>>37303394
>can we put them in an incinerator already?*

>>37303378
why? its not like i would allow her to sleep around while i was with her. frigid girls are more drama.

>>37303394
I'll be honest mate I dont believe you

>>37303404
I paid 500 quid to fly virgin air to Florida. And virgin air is expensive.

>>37303406
>money
>power
>looks
those are the reasons women date

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>>37303406
>normally the fella is the better looking one

I think women are the least of your worries, gay boy.

>>37303430

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2017/05/27/armed-police-descend-on-blackheath-as-town-centre-sealed-off/

Just need to google it lad and you'll see.
Cops have arrested one with a machete and bomb in Sainsburys already.

>>37303408
Grundon has a pretty decent incinerator next to heathrow. Sounds like a plan, lads.

>>37303445
Oh shit lad it's actually happening

>>37303434
lad, not all women are the same. this is just the norm.

>>37303438
you wish lad

Are we back yet boys?

Cider is done lads

Smells a bit funny but it tastes alcoholic and not gone off.

>>37303494
...And you're blind

>>37303445
>expressandstar

never heard of them. im gonna wait for the guardian to write something.

times is the best but cba paying for a subscription

>>37303513
https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/868452606628302849

>>37303485
>we
Been posting all morning mate what you on about?

Decided to follow my gollywog gf to town, she's now wandering around looking at clothes and I'm sat under the stairs in primark

>>37303521
Richfags GTFO Ree

>>37303494

making home brews lad? the old fella 2 doors down from me used to make his own ales and gin, ended up killing himself through it though, think it may have been alcohol poisoning, it was definitely from one of his home brews though, be careful my m8

>>37303529
the time I save not filling out the captcha pays for the pass a thousand times over

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>>37303494
Isn't homebrewing illegal here? Whatever, just try not to get sick or caught.

>>37303539
I'm normally very time/cost savvy... and I never once thought about the time/cost of filling in that fucking capture for a whole year

I feel both educated and stupid at the same time now.

>>37303361
I'm going to Japan for 2 and a half weeks and it's about 1.5k

>>37303528
when you saw follow? do you mean go with, or stalk? just curious because i dont mind a bit of stalking myself

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>>37303520
>Daily Star

>>37303547
no lol what made you think that?

>>37303552
Go with, she can't plan at all and just wanders aimlessly. She's been browsing lingerie for at least 20 minutes now

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>mfw the normies literally created a terrorist

We really need to cull the normie scum for the greater good.

>>37303574
Oh, it's only illegal if you sell it if you don't have a license. I'm a dummy, ignore me.

>>37303520
thanks for the effort lad, i appreciate it. seems like its deffo real but im still gonna wait on some proper sources. daily star is a mess about paper

more and more people are turning against the muzzies. this is gonna to make it even worse for them.

>>37303587

>wants to get back at girls who rejected him
>bombs a concert full of 14 year olds and queers

sounds about right 2bdessy

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The Guardian just did a piece about dicks lads

dicks

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/27/me-and-my-penis-100-men-reveal-all

>>37303587
>shitskins will murder us directly if they cant murder us indirectly

God I hate this eternal weimar. Let it end

>>37303587
he is just a bitter cunt lad. everyone gets rejected. women are bound to be rejecting fellas, it would be retarded if they went out with anyone because meh its nice

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>just woke up from a dream about my teeth crumbling

>>37303613

Will someone do me the honour of condensing this article into a few sentences so i dont have to make myself feel even more gay by reading an article about cocks?

>>37303627
I think that means you're worried about money

>>37303627
I had a dream where my teeth fell out and regrew, the process repeating ad infinitum. Seriously, I was knee deep in my own teeth.

Teeth dreams are fucking scary

>>37303630
>Omg women breasts, saggy tits
>Omg my dick isn't big enough, has wierd spots
>Giga chad stops fapping and says sex with his gf is much better

>>37303662

Cheers laddy, much appreciated

>tfw the pakis arent smart enough to start killing police or bombing infrastructure

>>37303716
they killed one a couple of months ago

got the shakes really badly
might have overindulged

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>>37303613
>that one mutilated tranny dick
Honestly making me gag, lads

>>37303739

are you homebrewingcideranon?

>>37303736
>only one
I need a lot more anglo blood than that if Im going to have a good fap

>>37303741
jesus christ

I just got two that bit and what the FUCK is going on

why would a tranny even do this to themselves

>>37303778
>expecting the mentally ill to make sane decisions.
Wew

>>37303634
one thing I'm not worried about

I am worried about my teeth however

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The guardian was a mistake

>>37303817

I have no idea how all women arent lesbians

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I FUCKING HATE THIS HEAT
it's not even fucking summer for fuck sakes
I want to play on my PC because I have a week off from work but no, summer has to arrive early, my arse sticks to the leather chair and even with all the windows open, the door open and a fan on its still too hot, is it going to stay like this until autumn lads? its currently thundering and raining but its blindingly sunny, its so fucking humid help

please tell me, is it going to stay like this everyday until autumn? is it going to get cool? is this just a freak occurrence that will go away and it will get cool again?

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think i've made about 8% lads

Just had a half pint on an empty stomach and it's got me a bit tipsy.

>>37303817
looks like he had an injury and they had to use skin from his thigh for his cock.
that is uncanny as fuck.

I feel like vomiting all of a sudden

>>37303817
it looks like someone grafted an actual sausage onto their crotch

this is the most boring thread on 4chan. It's simply people blogposting about their lives, which are all fucking boring. Occasionally there's racist and islamophobic shit but it's still fucking boring. It's literally just blogposting and hateshit.

Only games discussed are fucking overwatch, no good anime or tv shows films get discussed. no robot topics get discussed as it's mostly normies/failed normies.

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>>37303817
Don't post it here, you bastard. It's already made me wretch once.
>>37303841
>>37303848
It's an mtf tranny
>>37303855
That's kind of how it works. Basically a skin tube

>>37303627
>had a dream about failing all of my GCSEs
>I did my GCSEs 10 years ago

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>>37303873
If you don't like it you can always leave

>>37303873
>no good anime or tv shows films get discussed

Got to /a/ then you fucking weeb

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>>37298305
why am I so un-comfy.

I'm warm and can't cover myself in blankets.

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>>37303873
>no good anime or tv shows films get discussed.
>he wasnt here for comfy ST posting

>>37303875

>giving a tranny a bigger cock than me

fucking out of order that

>>37303848
its a women than turned into a man

she also has to poop/pee into that bag thing as she has some stomach disease

I feel sorry for her (him?) desu

This vegan thread is annoying me lads. The complete logical fallacies and double think of attention whores completely ignoring the proven science & evolutionary history of our species.

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>>37302797
>2016
>>37302843
>2016
>>37302882
>2017

New pass using fags.

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>buy new mobo, CPU, GPU and ram
>install it all correctly
>launch computer
>goes into POST
>windows logo animation plays for half a second
>WINDOWS FAILED TO LAUNCH
>try startup repair, memory check and system restore
>none of it works

I'm at my wits fucking end here lads, this shit wasn't cheap and now it refuses to launch and the only thing I can think of is a complete windows reinstall but that's gonna cost me another hundred quid or so.

Man fuck, why can't computers just work, you know?

>>37303927
Feeling sorry for the mentally ill

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>>37303817
>The surgeons took a couple of nerves from the arm and inner thigh to hook up to the clitoral nerve to give you the erotic sensation
>The nerves are still growing and changing
>I can have an erection for as long as I want, because it's a mechanical pump

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>>37303967
>paying for Windows

>>37303972
this is fucking disgusting. feel like throwing up

>>37303967
>Paying for software

just pirate windows, fucking hell lad

>>37303997
>Implying you wouldn't suck than hairy Femcock given the chance

>>37303980
>>37304013
>implying there's any actually 'clean' copies out there
you might get windows sure, but you're also getting a bunch of malware and shit

>>37304030
its not even a real cock lad. it looks like a fucking sausage roll

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>>37303972
>it's a mechanical pump
wut

internal inflatable penises?

>>37304013
>>37304042
>windows
Install gentoo

>>37304050
Yes it blows up like a balloon with a rubber pump

She has to pee through her "ballsack" though as her penis is non-functional

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>>37304072
with all the multiple genders and sexs why stop at one inflatable penis have multiple

>>37304072
>she
jesusfuckingchrist it's a MAN

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Ok lads I'm officially drunk from a tub of apple juice and yeast I left in the corner of my room for a week.

This is amazing, I'll never pay for alcohol again.

>>37304072
why would you fuck up your body for this? i swear, this shit should not be advocated.

what was that spoof cop film with samuel l jackson and the kid from the breakfast club

>>37304097
How much did you make?
How much have you drank?

>>37304095
Sorry! Please don't arrest me Mummy May

I know he's a man now I promise

>>37304072

Hahaha the absolute fucking state of trannies.

Being a man isn't at all how women think it is. We're fucking disposable. Can't wait for the mentally ill retard to figure that out.

>>37304111
I made 25l and just drank a pint

>>37304143
And you're already pissed?
Feckin hell mate

>>37304118
We can overlook this heinous crime if you donate a month's wages to muslims in manchester who have suffered as a result of the bombing.

>>37304106
loaded weapon lad

How do you deal with loneliness?
originalsngye

>>37303817
>And if you look a little bit to your right you can see where it came from
hahaha why would you not use skin round the back instead

>>37304184
never seen lonelyness as a bad thing
I like my freedom

>>37304147
I've not eaten today and the cider is 8% I'm not pissed I've just confirmed the presence of alcohol. I have work at 4

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>>37303873
>no good anime or tv shows films get discussed
newfag obviously hasn't been around for /mgsfeel/

>>37304127
wasnt their and example of that woman who wrote a book about her time being a man (she dressed and acted and passed for a man) she ended up in a mental ward because of the stress or something.
it wasnt how she imagined is also something she said

>>37303967
Try it with one ram stick if it doesn't work still try it with a different single ram stick

>>37304042
Win 10 works free off MS only only have to pay to change the desktop background.

Legit serials can be bought off ebay for $5

>>37303587
Paki Elliot

>>37303873
Then fuck off faggot.

Or how about you start a discussion you fucking dunce?

I finally got around to listening to Panda Bear vs Grim Reaper (2015), been out of the music loop for a bit. Found it very mediocre to be fair.

Just finished Prey and it was better than expected. But to be fair I went in not expecting much.
The OG prey was much better.

>>37304127
>Being a man isn't at all how women think it is
Honestly can't imagine why they'd ever want to be a man, other than women have become so fucking delusional from being treated like queens that they genuinely started to believe they actually have it bad themselves

Your a looser

>>37304241
I don't remember her ending up in a mental ward, or the name of the book. But the bird did concede being a bloke is hard as fuck and emotionally draining if you don't have the right mentality to deal with it.

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>>37304265
Be nice lad!

>>37303873
>overwatch

>tfw Tracer will never give you a time travelling handjob in the back of an east end boozer

I just finished Horizon: Zero Dawn lads.

Fucking top tier game. The combat was super fun, the game felt written well for what it was, the open world stuff was actually interesting, and I just missed the 30 hour mark.

Would recommend in a heartbeat. I don't think it takes the crown off of Persona 5 for GOTY but it came fucking close

If you have a PS4, I'd play it boys

>>37304280
I've been tempted but it's still like 40 bong

>>37304290
I bought it for 33 quid second hand off Amazon. It's worth getting though imo. It's like Assassins Creed if it was fun, and your main weapon is a bow

>>37304280
>Fucking top tier game.

I will never stop being baffled at how people can STILL say generic, cinematic 3rd person shooters with trash like x-ray vision are good games

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>>37304270
>bullying
It's banter lad. Banter let's men seperate the poofs from the lads.

>>37304280
Persoan 5 GOTY
I liked the dungeons and demons felt way more SMT than previous personas, I like the fact they 'dumbed down' the social links to fuck.
Still hated how 70% of the game was outside dungeons and a cat telling you to sleep, you can't do shit.

Haven't got around to Horizon: Zero Dawn. As I said a few posts up, I'd recommend Prey though, despite it being Bathesda produced.

No idea what my GOTY is so far. Maybe Nier because I invested so much time in it, but I don't know.

Haven't really been playing modern games.
Spent the last few months just downloading old games on GoG (via Piratebay).

Also replayed SMT1,2,3, DDS1,2 and Raidou.

Think I'm gonna play Tony Hawks Underground on my days off next week. It's been a while and it's such a good game. Either that or Mat Hoffmans Pro - BMX 2.

You're all a bunch of cunts, all of you, every single one.

And you, reading this, you're not excluded, you're a cunt too.

>>37303613
Guess I'm not gay.

>>37304356
People who are prison gay need to look at this. This is your average male.

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>damonlad is back

>>37304269
The woman was Norah Vincent, her book Self made man, after a quick search new york times has an article about her, it says she checked herself in to a mental institution. after the research for self made man.

She was said to be "passively suicidal" however she did also write a book about her time in the mental institutions, so it could be more research desu.

she did say she'd pick female privledge over male priveledge every time

>>37304353
I liked Persona 5 a fucking LOT, but I was really dissapointed at how much of the game was hidden behind abitrary "social stats".

Half of the game I spent either at the flower shop, or in the baths raising charm and kindness so I could see Futaba and Sojiro's social links.

I really wanted to see Haru's, but it was locked behind rank FIVE proficiency. She's the only reason in that GAME to get the stat that high.

Was the only dissapointing part of an otherwise fantastic game. And the spaceship, that sucked

>>37304356
Since everyone started reading the Guardian online for free and physical sales have dropped, they really have sunk to pandering haven't they.

It's almost like the exact opposite of the Daily Record.
The daily rag writes shite stories aimed to rile up the working class, conservative thought, lads.
The Guardian writes shite stories aimed to rile up the middle class (or muppets who think they are) leftist thought, poofs.

>>37304280
Yeah but the protagonist is fucking uggo.

Wew lads

Back in the game!

>tfw been reading through comfy thunder and rain while britfeel turned into an elitist passposter zone

Women are so vain lads. It's obvious how much more enthusiastic they are to talk when they're talking about themselves

>>37304404
She does look like a bit of a potato. Good character, but looked fucking weird

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>>37304367
>not liking damonlad

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>>37304401
I was really dissapointed at how much of the game was hidden behind abitrary "social stats".
You never play 3 or 4?

Also New game plus your social stats stick with you. So you're supposed to replay it.I just did the burger challenge so I can chill with yakuza bro.

always after an attack the media claims that the attacker was known to the british intelligence, why can't they stop them before they do something stoopid?

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>>37304437
>liking avatar fags

>>37304421
I've literally been worrying about my younger sister being a psychopath with the way she behaves, but then I remembered she's just female

>>37304441
Because if they locked up 3000 pakis everyone would complain about racism

>tfw listening to Sanic music
Oh no I caught the autism.

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>>37304367
Also gonna be a da' lad.
How's life treating you? Hope you're well.

>>37304441
A. Muh Racism
B. Jailing people who leave bacon at mosques is more important
C. The police are fucking useless
D. BUDGET

>>37304441
>All these articles yelling that mosques and other muslims reported him 25 thousand times and the police did nothing
sad how defending these ideologies is seemingly a bigger priority than actually reporting on the act

>>37304453
>>37304421
Women are fucking mental and I wish I were gay

>>37304262
the only actual difficulties of being a women is periods, it takes them longer to get ready, and some women can be incredibly bitchy. apart from this, they have it easy as fuck.

relationships and sex is a lot easier for them, a lot less is expected of them with regards to success, they can act like children and no one will bat an eye, they dont to act tough, they will pretty much always be treated less harshly than men because guys want to fuck them or white knight.

>>37304486
Don't we all lad, they're fucking horrible and completely self absorbed

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why is mummy may such a repugnant creature lads

>>37304506
>Mummy May's face when she sees what I've been looking at on /trash/.jpg

>>37304506
Wow you're right. I'm voting Labour now.

>>37304506
She looks like Nige in the male pic.

Also, she fucking hates kids and wants to take away their meals, just like Maggie took away our milk.

Why do we allow childless fucking gremlins with vaginas in charge?

>>37304493
half of its our own fault though. women have it easy because of the way we treat them. im sure most guys would be the same way if they got treated like women.

i cant even get into an argument with a women without some dick head taking her side because she has a fanny

Really miss when you'd see loads of emo girls everywhere wearing band shirts and panda eye makeup

Shows you just how awful women are and how easy everything is for them when those girls are all now normie stacies who were just following a fashion trend and don't have to carry any stigma when they all suddenly changed their appearances and got nornie chad bfs

>>37304533
Poor kids already get free meals. She's not taking anything away it's just a waste if parents can afford it.

>>37304555
if i wasnt a decent looking lad, i would be depressed as fuck. i feel sorry for unattractive lads with bad social skills.

>>37304533
>take away their meals
>he was THAT kid that didn't bring a packed lunch

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>there are people on /britfeel/ of all places that will be voting conservative

>>37304599
>Being rich enough to afford packed lunches

Posh cunt.

>>37304555
They're still about, but rare.
I ahve one at work, and we flirt a lot, and if I wanted could shag her.
But married a stacey so I'm fucked.

>>37304599
>didn't bring a pack lunch.
Lad, do I look povo.
>tfw actually did have a packed lunch. I hade a teenage mutant hero turtles case.

Who is 'damonlad?

This Nightmare Neighbour Next Door show has the most pathetic people on the planet.

>>37304615
>be poor
>on the dole
>but the lad in trackies that stole my lunch is also poor and on the dole.
>think because I did one year of IT at community college and read a book (probably Dune) I'm middle class.
>spend so much time online I believe I'm middle class and not just underclass.

I swear, the governments and media's greatest act was making working class people ashamed of their roots.

>tfw voting SNP though so England gets 4 more years of may and we get our shitty socialist govt.

>>37304615
>Voting at all
Nah lad I'm not a functioning member of society.

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>>37304643
A complete spacker normie cunt who needs to fuck off. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

anyone else fantasise about waking up and finding you are the only human on earth?
i wish every night that everyone else will vanish without a trace

>>37304664

Well its not hard to be ashamed of your roots when thatcher and the conservatives completely tore up the roots of the working class society.

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Just did a bulimia lads. My stomach hurts and I think I made my throat bleed, but I think I can stop if I really want to~

What are you going to be doing during the storm lads? Think I'm going to lie down, maybe go to sleep for a bit~

I'm all sweaty and my hair needs washing
not comfy

>>37304719
>tfw armpits already starting to smell
HATE SUMMER

>>37304689
There's a pretty famous twilight zone episode about that. Doesn't end well