Fembots

>>37298139
I work a low wage retail job, but I'm slightly overweight and have below average looks. I have to fund my gaming somehow.

I'm an historian, and I work in a museum and earn about 80k a year. However, I also do a bit of archaeology which pays slightly more, so between the two (part time, in general, and I do some of the archaeological stuff for the museum) I probably get about 85-100k a year.

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I sell drugs. What I make can fluctuate from $300 a week to $1500 on a good week. Not exactly "ballin" but it's more than enough for rent/food, and video games.

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there is NO such thing as a "fembot"

there are a thousand OTHER places on this WEBsite, some of them LITERALLY called "SOCIAL" where roasties, failed stacies, plain-faced normas, sluts, skanks, golddiggers, feminists, hillary voters and whores can gather and discuss INANE garbage. and TEN thousand more places on the internet specifically devoted to that PURPOSE

I hope KEK renders your wombs BARREN!

>>37298196
Do you have a degree?
>>37298238
What kind of drugs do you sell?

>>37298290
>Do you have a degree?
Of course I do. They don't let random people work in museums. I have several- undergrad double majoring in Archaeology and History, and honours, plus several diplomas in various languages. I'm currently doing a degree in Palaeontology.

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>>37298290
Majority of what I sell is bud, but I also sell pills (oxys and benzos), psychedelics (lsd and 2cbfly and DOM if I can get it) and if I'm really lucky I'll have mdma to sell.

>>37298383
The idea that a female has this picture saved is the most erotic thing I've seen all day and I don't know why, since you're definitely a guy LARPing.

>>37298290
no man, you can definitly apply to work for a museum for 80K with no degree :)

>>37298413
I saved it mostly because it made me laugh, but that being said, I am into some light bdsm. (I think...)

>>37298251
This. No tits and timestamp means it is just larping faggots

>>37298347
Kill yourself, roastie. Your degree doesn't make you any less of a dumb whore.

>>37298437
How does one THINK they are into that? Either the idea turns you on or it doesn't.

Back on topic though, do you ever think of trying to "expand" so to speak, and try to make more money, or are you comfortable with where you're at/the amount you're saving up.

>>37298479
Ah yes, any female is a roastie. Nevermind that I was just answering a question, not justifying anything- for trying to justify anything to a /r9k/ troll is utterly pointless.

>>37298139
I'm not allowed to get a job, but I am trying to talk my boyfriend into letting me work from home as a transcriber.

>>37298487
>How does one THINK they are into that?
I haven't had the chance to try or be subjected to any light bdsm yet, but I like the idea of it
>do you ever think of trying to "expand" so to speak,
I'm always open to making more money, but I'll probably stick to moving weight around my home city to minimize risks. I'm mainly doing this to pay for my college tuition. (and it's easy money)

>>37298497
>>37298509
Get the fuck off MY board you stupid bitch

>>37298540
I work here. You shitpost, I prune and cultivate posts and doxx whores all day.

>>37298196
It's good that you're an archaeologist, I've got a huge bone that I need you to examine.

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>>37298563
Seriously I need you to leave

I'm a neet living off of neetbux. It's pretty gucci.

>>37298347
are the diplomas college stuff? what languages? what age are you to have all these?

>>37298586
I've been here since before r9k was >tfw no gf
you took my land and want me to leave? absolutely fcking no chance.

>>37298539
>I like the idea of it
I'd say that's that then honestly. Although everyone's definition of what's bdsm and what's light varies.

>minimize risks
Have you ever taken a big enough risk to actually face serious consequences for it? Give me a story of the worst shit you've been in as a result, please.

Right now I'm working in an electronics store. Not the worst job I've had but it's not a career.

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>>37298614
You disgust me whore. All females need to leave this board immediately

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My personal beta orbiter
>tfw I don't even do anything, he just hands it over

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>>37298637
you're wasting your time. Maybe I'll ban you for being a little nigger.

>>37298605
> are the diplomas college stuff?
Yeah. But I don't go to 'college' because I'm not american, I think our university system is quite different.
>what languages?
French, Russian, Ancient Greek and Latin.
>what age are you to have all these?
27. I did the languages simultaneously with my undergrad degree.

>>37298623
>Give me a story of the worst shit you've been in as a result, please.
You mean like, legally? I was once pulled over with about 2 ounces of weed in my car, but I got off with a paraphernalia charge. Someone also attempted to rob me at knife point like a year ago.

I sell mainly to middle class and upper middle class white kids who live in nice suburban neighborhoods so really there isn't much risk in that market when compared to others.

>>37298688
Can I be your boyfriend? I bring absolutely nothing to the table, but I can cook and I'm not addicted to any drugs.

>>37298196
what the hell are you doing here and why are you unhappy ? or why are you LARPing ?

>>37298186

What are you doing on r9k, Heather?

>>37298196
Interesting! I have a bachelors in geography and archaeology along with a GIS certificate. It's nice to know there is hope for actually making a decent living. Currently working on finishing a masters in archaeology (almost finished have two thesis chapters to write and I will be done).

Clearly you're my oneitis!

>>37298715
>what the hell are you doing here
I've been here for a while. Habit, mainly.
>why are you unhappy ?
I may have found academic and professional success, but it hasn't changed my loathing for humanity.
I hate other women because they're cruel and boring, overly emotional and lack logic.
I hate men because they will never respect my achievements or intelligence and only care about having a sex/domestic worker.

>>37298196

Would you like a stay-at-home husband

I'm serious, I can cook and keep a clean house

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>>37298675
Good one Arby's. You arent going to do shit.

I'm a couples intimacy councilor.

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>>37298722
Heather is not overweight.

>>37298688
why those languages? do you just read in them or do you have conversations as well? how fluent are you?

also we should be friends. all of those languages are on my list, though I'm focused on Spanish right now

I am an assistant teacher of English in Japan.

>>37298539
How do I become a drug dealer? I'm a NEET but my parents are pushing me to get a job and I want more weed money. I have a guy I can buy weed from. How easy is it to get started?

>>37298789
>arby's

oh I probably know you. carry on.

>>37298704
Any stories will do. I like hearing about what it's really like and not the hollywood bullshit version of things they tend to glorify and glitz up. Do you just have a smallish reliable client base then? I'd imagine the middle/upper middle white kids are smart enough not to talk too much about you but have they ever referred someone scuzzy you absolutely didn't want to deal with?

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>>37298773
>I hate men because they will never respect my achievements or intelligence and only care about having a sex/domestic worker.

Real-talk, and I'm not memeing you, when you have this mindset you're putting any potential romantic partners in an impossible situation. When you go in with that mindset they have to "prove" to you that they're not just in it to fuck you, which is basically impossible. You can always argue that someone is just running psyops on you or trying to fuck with your head. Like it or not you're going to have to buckle up and trust someone. Otherwise you'll always be suspicious any potential romantic partners.

>>37298817
>why those languages?
Greek and Latin because of history, Russian because I love Russian Literature and French because I did it in high school and it felt like a waste otherwise.

>>37298383
We're like weird opposites. I used to fuck my dealer to get pills and weed and sometimes coke or whatever else he had on hand. Plus he would usually feed me afterwards.

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>>37298838
You need to have people who want to buy weed from you, obviously. Just having a large amount of bud that you're sitting on won't really make you any money. It's a very social job. I had a decent-sized social circle from high school, but even then I had to expand like 3 times bigger just to make decent enough cash. You need to talk to a lot of people.
>>37298860
Sorry, anon. US here.
>>37298861
>Do you just have a smallish reliable client base then?
I actually have a pretty large customer base, and I'm somewhat proud of it. I travel between 3 different college campuses (don't sell directly on-campus, obviously) and several different areas (not the shitty areas lol) in my city.
>have they ever referred someone scuzzy you absolutely didn't want to deal with?
Yeah, a lot actually. I had to explicitly tell people to stop giving out my number. If someone wants to deal with me directly, I usually meet them through someone else first before I start directly messing with them

>>37298595
How's that neet life fampai? Got a bf?

>>37298886
for me it's Latin for philosophy, history, and maybe literature. Russian for history and political works, French for literature and philosophy, and ancient Greek to cover whatever ground I'm missing with just Latin if I don't replace my interests in those works with other works by the time I'm to that point.

you seem like you'd be interesting to talk to, do you mind getting in touch?

>>37298628
What do you want to do eventually, Anon?

>>37299013
Ehh it's pretty mundane. I just watch tv and sleep throughout the day. Never had a bf.

>>37299080
Do you want one, though? How old are you now?

>>37299064
Die.
I really don't know. I'm pushing 30 and this is the first real job I've had. I never figured out what I wanted to do with my life.

>>37299099
I want a real life boyfriend. I want to feel loved. I want to cuddle someone. But I'm a fat sack of shit who never leaves the house. I'm 23 years old.

I'm a barista at a college. They're closing down for the summer soon so I'm desperately hunting for a seasonal job. It sucks because my skills are Starbucks level (shit). And Starbucks doesn't do seasonal work. Meanwhile all the really nice fancy coffee shop owners are disgusted with me because I don't have experience with manually extracting shots. It's the whole "need experience to get experience" problem.

i sell pics, i only make around $150 a week but its more than enough for me since i dont have any expenses and i live with my parents

>>37299139
Are you originally cute, at least?

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I'm a neet who lives with my brother who takes care of me. He makes pretty good money and I take care of the house for him so it works out for the both of us. I'm not overly needy with money either.

>>37299139
At least you have some experience. Maybe you'll get a lucky break.

>>37299139
why dnt you extract some nut from my balls

>>37298139
I'm just a NEET. I had a job as a waitress for about a month one time tho

>>37298139
Who is that amazing sloot in the OP??? I'm in love.

>>37299142
What kind of pics do you sell?

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>>37299123
Deal with it(pic)

>>37298975
Sounds pretty good all things considered. You travel around you say, do people contact you for stuff or do you just "make the rounds" and they know where to find you and when?

>>37299157
Nope. There are ways to make your way through the world even if you aren't cute or good looking, anon. It's just harder.

>>37298196
>an historian

>>37299160
Is this an incest loving relationship

>>37299116
Hey, it's never too late to set new goals. I was 22 when I got my first job, so...

>>37299168
You don't have enough money to make it worth my time.

>>37299176
nudes or semi nudes

>>37299198
All you need to do is be cute or good looking in spirit to your SO. That's what counts.

>>37299123
Are you doing anything to better yourself and/or deal with your depression? Gotta start working toward the life you want if you're ever going to achieve it.

I babysit and go to school.
Looking for an office job right now.

>>37298773
>respect my achievements or intelligence

Well few humans will care because the real respect comes from things outside of that

Guys get into your mindset too FYI.

It's something I've figured out as I got older. No one cared when I got my masters; that won't make people think I'm interesting. I think it's because work/school is generally straightforward and everyone does it.

>>37299218
do it for the love o the craft

>>37298773
hi I'm the one asking about languages, but I saw this. I'm 100% cool with being only friends, I'm probably too young for you anyway. definitely not a threat and definitely not interested for sex

>>37299239
What kind of officer job you going for?

>>37299181
People contact me and we agree on a place to meet. 70% of this job is answering phone calls in my car while I'm driving around.

If I'm really close with the person (known then since highschool) then I let them come to my apartment and just meet them in the parking lot so I don't have to always leave my place.

>>37299206
Eh, the likelihood of people believing me are pretty suboptimal

>>37298509
>I'm not allowed to get a job
What country do you live in?

>>37299268
>I let them come to my apartment and just meet them in the parking lot so all my neighbors know I'm a drug dealer

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>>37299268
>70% of this job is answering phone calls in my car while I'm driving around.
It's legal in USA to drive around while talking on phone?

>>37299308
Hands-free, yes. Not holding it up to your face, though.

>>37299268
Sounds almost comfy. Thanks for playing ball tonight femanon. God bless.

>>37299308
Depending on the state, some allow hands-free but some don't even allow that if I recall.

>>37299318
>>37299268

thnx.
So how much for a gram?

>>37299209
I'm still in the process of putting my life together. I'm almost done high school now, and if I can find a better job I can move out again so my parents don't have to put up with me.

>>37299283
Canada. I'll just get excommunicated from my family and kicked out of my home if I try to get a job without their blessing. Also I never get their blessing. I get a resounding "no".

>>37299301
There's 2 people in my apartment complex who buy a couple grams from me weekly. Also, my parking lot is pretty large and there are lots of inconspicuous places to do stuff. Plus, no cameras.
>>37299308
I have a bluetooth thing in my car which lets my phone connect and I an go hands free. But yeah, I think it's legal. Just frowned upon.

>>37299344
Ouch, that sounds rough. Is there someone that you can at least confide in about it or support you?

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>>37299344
>>37299209
>Age 22
>First job

TFW had my first job at age 14.

>>37299335
I do $10 a gram for dody.

>>37299234
I'm trying. Right now I'm working on getting my license. I also joined a program that offers summer jobs to young folks. That'll be my first job ever which is pretty pathetic. I've been working on leaving the house on foot for short amounts of time each day. It sucks but I don't want to live this way forever.

>>37299346
That's... bizarre. Are you Muslim? Or just some other kind of orthodox/conservative religious? Why do you need your boyfriend's approval if you live with your family, not him?

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>>37299370
>tfw first job at 28

Get fucked normalslimes.

>>37299363
Nope. Friends from when I was young don't talk to me anymore, druggie friends are all either dead or still living in the city where I was, and I don't have anyone else I'm comfortable talking to.
>>37299370
I tried to get a job in high school but could never get one that was okay with my schedule.

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>>37299374
8.9 euros.
FF cheapest here is 15 eur(16 $)

>>37299397
Good on you. It's going to suck for a while but it will get better with time.

>>37299416
I do live with him.
The thing is that I am supposed to be devoting my life to one project (developing bideo games) and any ambition I have outside of that is a waste of time and a distraction in their eyes.
Not religious.

>>37299420
Sorry to hear that. Hope you'll be ok.

>>37299374
How much do you get a quarter pound for?

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>>37299419
>Get fucked normalslimes.
28 years on life spent to mature.
Nice.
>>37299420
>I tried to get a job in high school but could never get one that was okay with my schedule.
Well assuming you live in USA it probably be easier to get in unqualified job market.

>>37299432
Thanks anon, I appreciate the encouragement.

>>37299460
Why do they get to decide what you should be doing with your life? I take it your boyfriend shares their dictatorial attitude.

>>37299481
I'm in Canada. I don't think I've ever heard the term "unqualified job market", though.
>>37299468
I'll live. I think I probably have a lot of leeway with my parents, so even if I need to stay here a while I think they'll be okay with it. We didn't talk for a long time after I moved out and I think they're just happy I'm back home.

>>37299503
It's because I am schizophrenic with one talent: making video games. Everybody is overbearing because
A. they are wrangling a tard
B. they "don't want me to waste my talent"

>>37299519
>unqualified job market
Job market where the employee doesn't need excessive training(more than a month).
Things work like that here.

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>>37299474
>How much do you get a quarter pound for?
I only re-up 2 to 3 ounces at a time. Lol. But I can shell out $800 for a qp.

>>37299562
Oh, that's most work where I live. There are just way more applicants than jobs. I got lucky with this one.

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>>37299580
>There are just way more applicants than jobs.
TFW unskilled Canadians have less employment options than me.

>>37299523
I guess I can't really comment, then, because I don't know enough about you and your mental illness. But it still strikes me that they're treating you like a child who can't make her own decisions, and unless they expect you to be 'handled' your entire life then clearly that's something you need to learn how to do. This also makes me wonder what kind of person would get into a relationship with such an asymmetrical balance of power that they dictate their significant other's life choices.

I want to know how people make so much fucking money.
I'm a dude and entry level jobs are like 45-50k a year. Meanwhile everyone on this board seems to have 100k+ annual salaries.

>>37299569
who the fuck would spend 800 bucks on marijuana?

>>37299603
I'm not sure how it is in the cities, but out here pretty much everybody is fighting for the same jobs. Usually you have to know somebody to get in. There are a couple nice jobs that don't have any real requirements but they're in high demand and I have a criminal record.

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>>37299624
>who the fuck would spend 800 bucks on marijuana?
NIGGERS
>>37299617
99% of 4chinz are LARPERS.

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>>37299663
>criminal record
WTF?

>>37299624
I spend roughly $600 everytime I re-up, which is every 3-4 days, more or less.

>>37299663
>having a criminal record
(lol

>>37299677
Mostly drug charges. Enough that they'd probably pass me over unless they need to fill some quota.

>>37298139
Right now I'm in university. I'm volunteering at two labs and gunning for an NSERC. I'm privileged enough to have a supportive mother who doesn't expect me to work, although I'm trying to find some part time fast food gig.

>>37298196
Holy fucking shit. What do you do exactly? Obviously this isn't some tour guide shit. Archival work?
>>37298238
I thought about doing that, especially since there's a dry spell right now and I have a source.

Too bad I'm an autismal weirdo.

>>37298347
Paleontology seems to be a huge leap. Are you doing school part time? Also, what languages?

>>37299677
Surprised that people actually commit crimes in the real world?

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>>37299729
>Surprised that people actually commit crimes in the real world?
Surprised that living in Easter Europe you have less people with criminal records.

>>37299704
>I spend roughly $600 everytime I re-up, which is every 3-4 days
How in the fuck do you make money from dealing if you're losing that much money every couple days?

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>>37298196
Rule 63 Indiana Jones

Calling it now

>>37299752
>How in the fuck do you make money from dealing if you're losing that much money every couple days?
She sells that pound for 800. Do the maths urself.

>>37299752
I don't think you understand how dealing works, anon. I'm not losing money.

>>37298383
are you selling genuine benzo or pressed shit? im thinking of deepweb because i run out of prescription

>>37298773
>I hate men because they will never respect my achievements or intelligence and only care about having a sex/domestic worker.
Why do people pretend this is exists between men? Your gender has nothing to do with this, people generally care little about your career outside of what stability it may provide. Same with intelligence, assuming you have common sense it's mostly just a means to an end. No one cares if you have a 140 IQ regardless of your fun bits.

>>37299790
>are you selling genuine benzo or pressed shit?
I used to sell genuine benzos. I had a script for 1mg alprazolam that I'd refill every month and sell half, while I traded half for 10mg oxys.

currently rn I'm getting 2mg xanax schoolbusses but I'm 60% sure they're pressed. Fortunately, they still seem to have the same (if not inferior) effects.

I wouldn't know. I don't take benzos.

>>37298196
Are you the one cute chick with the youtube channel?

>>37299884
so what drugs do you take?

are you fat or have a septum? every drug-girl i knew was either fat or tumblr-core

I work at a bookstore owned by a lovely married couple. They're both in their seventies and I took the place of the wife who was like 70 and needed to retire. I mostly dust and read.

>>37299971
>so what drugs do you take?
I only smoke weed socially. Just because a lot of the people I sell to wanna chill and match with me or something. I've tried every psychedelic I sell only once, just so I could know exactly what it was like.

Also, no, and no.

I'm a NEET, I'm half Asian, not fat and a virgin so my chances of getting a husband to provide for me are pretty high.

>>37300050
So wmaf or amwf?

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>>37298614

Oh god the natives again. WE MADE THIS PLACE

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this thread clearly needs more class

>thread about what fembots do for a living
>devolves into a discussion of drug dealing
Figures. Bunch of degenerate roasties.

>>37300165
I want to go back in time and give him a handjob so I could save the lives of those preppy kids he killed.

I wouldn't let him fuck me though because he's creepy af.

>>37300191
There's only 1 drug dealer. The rest of the roasties in the thread claim to have legitimate jobs

>>37300196
>creepy

literally a buzzword for ugly

>>37300196
>wanting preppy kids to live
Women are idiots

>>37298836
Ah, you're ahead of me then. That's basically my get-in for an escape and a real job since my degree is holding me back.

Just spent the last few months cleaning out my room and getting new equipment so I can get started on using my savings to fund AJATT so I can actually have a life once I get there.

>>37300231
No, he's legitimately creepy as hell. I don't even think he's ugly.

>>37300247
you wouldnt care about being creepy if he was more attractive

>>37300278
No, it's very possible to be creepy and physically attractive. Like certain serial killers. Still wouldn't want to be in the same room alone with them

Elliot is just straight up creepy.

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>>37300304
you women generally fucking suck at reading people. you can only sense awkwardness but cant notice if the guy is doing the same to 5 other girls at the same time

>>37300304
He wasn't bad looking, but you can tell there's something off about him in the pictures.

>>37300330
Well, yeah. Awkwardness =/= creepiness

Ted Bundy could hide his intentions because he was charismatic and probably more intelligent than Elliot.

Elliot had no social skills and an eschewed vision of how he should interact with others, so I imagine it was super easy to pick up on his vibes and see his intentions.

>>37300361
>see his intentions.

this is just further proves why 'creepy' is just a buzzword. the intentions are the same for every guy who talks to women: they wants to fuck you. there is a billion dollar indutry built for people who want to fuck.
the intentions are just as obvious if the guy is charismatic and hot, women generally are just comfortable with pretending to be retarded to appear more valuable. guys dont give a shit about it because guess what, guys just want to fuck literally anything

>>37300339
Especially the gifs in his car when he smiles. There's something just so incredibly creepy and unnerving about them. But appearance-wise, he isn't ugly.

>>37300441
Are you stupid?

I'm pretty sure Ted Bundy wants more than just to fuck, lol. Also, Elliot's intentions may have been to fuck at first, but it definitely wasn't his endgoal near the end of his life, and it was easy to pick up on his "creepiness" in his videos when he talks about how bitter he is.

>>37300453
The smile's fake. A real smile is in the eyes, too. That's why it unnerves me.

>>37300481
>I'm pretty sure Ted Bundy wants more than just to fuck, lol.

yeah like cutting off your head and fucking your dead body.

>it was easy to pick up on his "creepiness" in his videos when he talks about how bitter he is

everybody would sound creepy in that context

>>37300519
>yeah like cutting off your head and fucking your dead body.
Um, yeah....that was my point?

>everybody would sound creepy in that context
If they didn't really mean it, they wouldn't come off anywhere near as creepy as someone who truly meant it. Like Elliot.

An ugly guy could make the same video as a word for word parody and probably be less creepy simply because he's not actually intending to go kill people. You could tell Elliot has something messed up and "creepy" inside.

>>37300558
>guy is creepy in a video where he seriously talks about killing people

no shit. but he wasnt talking about killing people in bars

I'm a twitch streamer.

>drug dealer roastie
>amateur camwhore
>tit streamer

why are women so degenerate

>>37300814
There was a historian/archaeologist, retailcuck, and a barista in the thread too

>>37298238
what country are you in, and what region of that country?

I tried pot for the first time last year and didn't feel anything. I'm tired of not knowing what drugs are like. I want to eat drugs.

>>37300836
still a pretty fucked ratio. like i try not to hate on women but its so hard

>>37300814
If I needed money and could get paid to stream myself masturbating in bed or playing video games all day I probably would

>>37300962
>t. roastie who streams herself masturbating and playing video games

game dev, 120k this year estimated.

too bad this field is unstable. i fluctuate from earning 20k, 50k, and 100k+ depending on factors

I'm a manager at a fancy corporate liquor store.
I just started recently with the company I'm at, so I don't make a crazy amount

I'm hoping to take my sommelier courses soon, I know I'm ready to pass level one with flying colors and I'm on my way to level two.
The company I work for pays for all these things.

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>>37300882
US. Texas.
>I tried pot for the first time last year and didn't feel anything. I'm tired of not knowing what drugs are like.
If you really wanna know, maybe you should try pot again, and make sure it isn't really bad reg weed. A lot of people don't get high their first time smoking, it's a lot more common than you'd think.

Also, with other drugs, just try them. The key is being safe. You can buy a drug testing kit online, and while you may waste a little bit of your stash, it's well worth the money since it's your life you're fucking with.

Or, you could just you know, be smart and not do drugs.

>>37298892
Why do girls fuck their dealers? Is it really that expensive or are they just that casual that they don't care?

>>37301015
What kinda games do you make, femanon?

>>37301276
I don't fuck my dealer. I don't anybody that does. I think only heroin and crackheads do that. And even male dopeheads and crackheads do questionable shit.

>>37298139
I'm a NEET. I would like to work, but I'm too sick. Trying to get NEETbux currently, but it's a bitch.

>>37301276
girls have no shame. this isnt even an r9k mindset, theyre just fucked in the head

I'm basically a prostitute.

I live with a man who loves me, but I haven't loved him for a long time now - if I ever did. He's not rich, but he's well off enough that I'm not entitled to any benefits. It's the awkwardness of the situation and the dependence that killed any feelings I had or might have developed for him.

This shit is ruining both our lives. I should leave. He should kick me out. I don't know why we're both so pathetic.

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Female (male) here

I work at Target.

autismbucks

spend all day indoor, except for the occasional visit to my mother and buying food

>>37301635
>tranny having a job in public

do they keep you in stock with your nasty man muscles?

>>37298238
I would get pleasure if you ceased to live. I want you to die. If you were to go on and live a fulfilling life, I would be seriously fucking triggered.

>>37301759
she is on r9k. everybody is miserable here. the people who deny are even more.

i agree that she should die though

>>37300628
>but he wasnt talking about killing people in bars
No but why are you pretending Elliot didnt make his issues utterly transparent in public?

The guy admitted to
-acting like a prick to people because being a wallflower got him nowhere
-threw a tantrum when they insulted him back
-tried to throw a girl off the balcony in response
-tried to make himself out as the victim after he got his ass kicked

This all just happened in a single night. At basically any of those steps it would be very easy for someone to tell the guy was creepy and unstable.

>>37302070
i had a roommate that would give me his phone to be the biggest jerk to girls and they still replied. and thats online dating for you
if elliot were better looking no one wouldve cared about all that.

>>37298196
pls giv gud stories about being on sites and digs

>>37302102
Elliot was average at worst and I've seen much more unattractive men pull tail. Come off it already, the dude was unhinged and anyone could tell it from a mile away.

>>37302147
>I've seen much more unattractive men pull tail

did those guys happened to have a ferrari or some other small detail you forgot to mention?

>>37302186
No. If anything I saw it falling apart a mile away because the guy was a glorified manchild, and I was ultimately right. Ended up trying to do shit like poke a hole in his condom to trap her with a child.

She's dating this new guy, some 5'4" asian dude in our class who I suspect will flunk out. At least this new one is a nice guy. Spend less time on r9k it's bad for you. Also go to church or something since you keep on trying to put Elliot on a pedestal when the guy would have been a prime lolcow if he wasn't murderous.

>>37302186
Lol you're fucking retarded bro.

Maybe it's because those guys weren't fucking creepy and autistic as hell? Looks do matter to a degree, but pretending that "creepy" is just a buzzword is fucking retarded.

It is very possible to be creepy regardless of how you look.

>>37298238

lol I actually used to know people who used to beat up and extort money from female dealers because they were easy to intimidate

I teach high school. Obviously can't really go into it. But I make decent money, good benefits, and my job is personally fulfilling.

I've been coming here long before I was teaching, when this place was very different; however, contemporary r9k has helped me to identify "robotic" qualities in my students and consider how I might effectively reach out to them.

>>37302268
I had someone try to rob me at knifepoint once. But yeah, I'd be pretty easily robbed since I don't carry a weapon and I'm small.

I got family in cartel, though

>>37302309
>I got family in cartel, though
Mexico?

Either way why on earth would you deal drugs and not have a concealed carry or something?

>>37302319
Texas.
>Either way why on earth would you deal drugs and not have a concealed carry or something?
Having drugs AND a gun on you is a terrible combination legally and if I was ever fucked, I'd rather be just caught with only drugs since I very rarely ride around with more than a felony amount of bud.

>>37302351
Not even a stun gun or something though? Those are perfectly legal.

I'm just figuring the people you sold to weren't always decent people and might try something figuring you wouldn't testify.

>>37301276
Sex has as much meaning as you attach to it
Just bounce on a dude's dick for 15min and you earn the equivalent og $50
Good deal

>>37302242
>Maybe it's because those guys weren't fucking creepy and autistic as hell?

no, they were better looking.

>>37302410
>no, they were better looking.
Of course, 'cause you know them and you're psychic.

It's good to know that since I'm handsome, I can stalk people, try to hurt people, and make videos talking about "retribution" and killing people all while acting unhinged, but NOBODY is gonna think it's weird 'cause I'm handsome.

>>37302372
My roommate owns a gun simply because she's afraid of the possibility of being robbed since she lives with me. So I guess I'm prepared while I'm at home. (for the most part)

>>37298196
An archaeologist? I have a large bone that needs to be examined.

>>37302460
you cant be really good looking and weird at the same time. the difference between a weirdo and a shy guy is the face
obviously dont talk about killing people but he got there in the first place because he wasnt attractive enough

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How do I meet a NEET gf that I can play video games with and take care of?

Do I really have to play some normie shit like Overwatch or MMOs?

>>37302577
Offer them 4chan gold accounts so they can post.

>money
>work
I don't understand.
Seriously though I occasionally work for my father so he leaves me alone but I'm mostly a NEET.

Neeting at the moment
Ive sold my worn panties and socks before to make some extra cash.

>>37299523
are your bideo games gud?

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>tfw every time you go braless you get a fat cowtitted cunt with nipple deep cleavage bitching about "indecency"

I literally have no tits lady. You always tell me how "lucky" I am and how I can go braless and I'm such dick repellent that no man will ever fuck me happily much less notice. Then point out literally every time I don't wear literally two super padded bras how unflattering it is. Constantly bitch about how horribly painful a reduction would be but you "desperately need it" but won't lose weight and tell me I can just get implants and don't have any real problems. You supposedly don't have the money even with insurance but I'm supposed to pay 8,000 at bare minimum without maintenance. Wtf is your problem?

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>>37303252
Titcow genocide fucking WHEN fellow chestlet

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>>37303897
>>37303897
We all know you're men anyway.

>>37298567

s u m m e r f a g

oreg

>>37298139
I work for my fathers company.

I never had a job throughout hs, and was starting to think I'll never be employed, but McD's hired me on the spot for $9/hour so I grabbed it. Honestly not that bad, I'm just saving up to fulfill some weeb dreams of mine

>>37301119
Damn I'm actually really close to you too.

I can't just try drugs. I have no friends that live near me.

I work at a call center
it fucking sucks and want to die but i don't have many other options right now

How do I meet shut in gf?

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Weekdays I work for nine hours at a mechanics store. He sticks me out back where there's a fuck ton of different machine manuals and sets me to work repairing customer's stuff that they bring in. Usually I just sort of skim their respective manuals to get a general idea for what I'm looking for, but after a point you can sort of approximate what goes where and if something is not working right. Radios are surprisingly similar to laptops, stuff like that.

Weekends I go in for a few hours at night at a local bar to manage liquor inventory. Not a very taxing job, but the owner doesn't want to pay someone a full salary to do this shit, and he doesn't have enough people to do it between customers, so he just pays me a decent wage to keep things flowing in the back.

I'd say they're pretty decent because I don't have to deal with customers since I'm way too autistic to handle it, and I get to work with my hands, which is probably the only thing I'm competent with. I'm not exactly living the high life but it's enough to pay for rent, food, and vidya.

>>37304455
You don't unless you're within the same work enviroment of those of us that are work-to-home-and-back recluses.

I'm a NEET (housefiance). One month til I get promote to housewife. Not sure if I'll ever be normie enough to get a real job, but maybe make sandwiches at Subway or something?