Why not take the Dollpill /r9k/?

these are honestly the final red pill

real women are a meme

sex itself is a meme tbqh

I'm jealous, how many times a day could you cum before the doll? I could never beat 3,but I'm not really trying that hard either because I'm a neet and have so many projects going on.

You get to customize a pretend girl to your liking yet you give it a nose ring.
For what purpose?

>>37296985
As someone with a GF I can tell you that all the shit you listed is not true, but have fun.

I can't afford one and I have two roommates and a cat that would probably pick at her
I'm barely going to make it through this month after making the down payment on this car

>>37296985
pleasure without responsibility? no thanks bucko

Because it's really creepy and uncanny. I say this as a gfurfag.

>>37297141
Not only that, but nipple piercings and problem hair.
You can't even choose a decent doll, OP.

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>>37296985
I would love one that looked more like a 2D milf.
Maybe add a cock to it and it would be perfect.
Those 3DPD looking bitches suck.

>>37296985

sad.

ive been only ever satisfied with my hand desu.

and sex is overrated

Why not take the hookerpill? I have a nubile girl coming over any minute now.

>>37297666
Why give money to a disgusting bitch?

Why enable that kind of slutty behavior with your hard earned money? Treat yourself instead, go travel instead of giving half your paycheck to some girl to lay in a bed for 10 minutes.

Useless retard.

>>37297714
Wew so much butthurt over me boning a hooker. Also I'm a NEET so my money is not hard earned and I am traveling in June.

>>37297666
>why not pay a literal whore a large amount of money to come have mediocre sex with you once and possibly give you an STD?

>>37298112
>spend nearly $3k on a creepy doll

k den

>>37298137
Single investment for innumerable uses, lasts you as long as you can keep it in good condition for and never runs the risk of giving you an STD. Personally I'd just get an onahole or something, but a doll is still a much better option than a hooker.

>>37298185
I already have a male sex toy. Really not that great. Sex with hookers is awesome btw.

>>37296985
ruined by piercings

>>37296985
oh hey I've seen you on the /jp/ threads
Have dark clothes stained the outside at all? I don't wanna ruin a huge investment

>>37296985
piercing on a doll? fucking what?

>>37296985
>buys 3K$ doll
>Not having to spend money on her

kek

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>>37297075
eh. I dint get the urge as much. Probably around 3 or 4 times a day.

>>37297141
>>37297545
>>37298278
Thats the cool thing about dolls, you can customize them to your liking. T B H, why get a sex slave, if it isnt a Stacy?

>>37297246
>>37297446
>out
>in
>pic related

>>37297666
meh. Too much shady shit, and risk involved.

>>37298341
Thats a one time payment though.
I literally bought a car for my ex gf, ontop of paying all the bills at our apt, including entertainment, and paid for her entire college education. That was my life from 19-26 years. Ive easily spent over 6 figures on her. Try again. thanks.

>>37296985
I un ironically fear it coming alive and harming me

>>37298491
holy shit you're the biggest cuck ever.

YOU try again, you failed at life ,sorry.

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I already have, desu. I don't consider myself a virgin ever since I got one.

>>37298543
god shes such a babe

>>37298491
>Spending that much on somone who left you
Jesus dude that must've been rough.

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>>37296985
Why isn't she wearing her Kevin Owens shirt OP?

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>>37298517
pft. Youre preaching to the choir. She left me for another dude. After everything I did for her. And for what? sex one or twice a month? Good riddance. BItch tried to take that car i bought her when she left. NOPE. that car was under MY name. Now I have 2 cars. This was like 3.5 years ago though. So technically ive had 2 cars for a while.

>>37298543
Cool. Thats a rather.... erm... Youthful looking doll. Is that the kind of doll you were going for?>>37298589
sort of yeah. I just felt more stupid than anything.

>>37298656
because /wooo/ is a sfw board. duh.

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>>37298782
>Is that the kind of doll you were going for?
Yes

women offer sex to men, yes, but what do men offer women? men have been obsolete to vibrators for decades

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>>37299210
LMAO. Look at this stupid fucking roastie.
Just as scared as the other ones that shes not going to have a provider and protector because men are going to be too busy fucking their robot wives and not her.

When men start making articles about how terrified they are of vibrators, and how its provides women with "absolute control", come back with that garbage argument.

http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

>>37297152
get off this fucking board, chad

>>37296985
These are too expensive for nothing. A simple hip onahole is fine, if I want more immersion I'll look into VR. A doll seems like a waste to me.

>>37299210
Protection, money, social standing, purpose (women are literally incapable of making decisions on their own, it's incredible. I know what you'll say next, "b-but I make decisions!" and yeah you do but it's at about 1/10th the pace a man would make that decision for you, and he'd probably still make a better decision in that short period of time.)

How do you clean it out, OP?

>>37299101
wow now that is a doll i would buy

>>37298543
>>37299101
I thought these dolls were kind of meh looking... until I saw these posts. Fuck that one is hot. Starting to wish I wasn't a poorfag now.

>>37299380
why are women so infantile? they see someone with a toy having fun and their first instinct is to take it away.

>>37296985
I love your threads, OP. Do you mind sharing a photo of your doll with normal hair color? I like to jerk off to your doll but the purple is offputting.

>>37299526
why not combine it with VR? then you could have something to feel while you have the goggles strapped to your head to complete the illusion

>>37299577
Take it to any dry cleaners, they know how to handle it

>>37296985
Wrong. Their purpose is to raise children and spit out babies.
You worthless filth

They're too expensive and I read you have to powder them and clean them

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>>37296985
>Unironically enjoys fucking a doll
I'd rather use my hand

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>>37298491
>6 figures on a roastie
Fucking how? How can you be so stupid to let this happen? Fucking kys this is unbelievable. Now you're a creep fucking a hideous lifeless doll and posting it on 4chan. You could have avoid all of this, OP. All of it.

>>37297075
>'m jealous, how many times a day could you cum before the doll?
>tfw the first five times I read this I interpreted it as "how many times did you cum before the doll (also cums)"
I was rather confused.

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>>37296985
i wish my boyfriend could come 16 times...

>>37298491
>I literally bought a car for my ex gf, ontop of paying all the bills at our apt, including entertainment, and paid for her entire college education. That was my life from 19-26 years. Ive easily spent over 6 figures on her.

Biggest cuck on earth

You do anything to warm it up?

>>37299380
i earn $100k a year, you're stupid if you think i need a provider. i do everything on my own. also, male sex dolls are a thing. i can get one too and in fact i plan on it.

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>>37298782
She prlly cheated cause you're a fucking bitch. You 0robabky don't act like a man or even bother trying to look like one or be more masculine. I bet she wasn't eve. Afraid of you. I don't mean afraid as in Stockholm syndrome. But afraid as in "maybe I should respect this guy and not fuck with him" or "he could kill me and kick my shit in if he wanted" you were probably too much of s feminine estrogen flabby bitch to give off any masculine vibes tho.
Yeah people suck yeah people are whores that's why you gotta toughen up and not stand for shit. Slap, intimidate a bitch if needed. Some need that wake up call.
So you see faggot you just incapable of being a leader. I bet you won't even procreate lmfao. Millions of years of procreation and with a bitch lime you lol. Meanwhile my lineage will see mars and colonize space. Enjoy your doll.

>>37300202
Protection, procreation, companionship, romantic love and affection You know, the basic stuff stupid.

>>37296985
I have a bf I can fuck whenever.

>>37300348
im just saying girls can have sex dolls too. i havent had romance, affection, or companionship in years. im fine. kids? i can adopt. protection? security systems. done.

Fucking a doll is boring as hell and it shows why you're a virgin. You only care that you get to cum. The joy of having sex with another is seeing their shiver with sheer pleasure.

The first time I had sex and I didn't even cum because I was having too much fun eating the girl out. If you ever learn to be a kind person that people enjoy being around you might get some warm taint instead of a rubber doll. If fucking a doll was so great you wouldn't be trying to convince other losers join in your misery.

>>37300380
>>37300380
No one here cares if women can have sex dolls. If anything you're just proving Ops point. Men are obsolete to women so he got a doll. I don't see the point of your post. However.
Ok you haven't had romance and affection in forever but it would still be nice wouldn't it?
Kids? Lol adoption is stupid and you're literaly ending millions of years of procreation that made you, just so you can adopt and take care of someone else's fuck up. Good job cuck. Meanwhile my lineage colonized space and stays on this earth for thousands of more years. Thank you for allowing my bloodline to have less competetion.
Security systems don't do shit. They cant shoot a burglar coming in to rape kill and Rob you. And cops often times arrive to late to gruesome scenes or after the crime has been commited. God forbid you live in the country where response time is 30-45 minutes.
Women have a hard time perceiving the true evils of this world. There's wolves out there.

>>37300527
>If anything you're just proving Ops point
i am, i think its great that he has a sex doll and im getting one too. im only 1k short. men and women are useless to one another. as for your other points, thats your personal preference.

>>37300477
>I didn't even cum because I was having too much fun eating the girl out
ABSOLUTE BETA KEKERY
Nice dubs though, don't forget to pick up herpes cream for your mouth sores.

>>37300314
violence is for chimps. if a woman needs to be hit or intimidated to feel attracted to you she is also a chimp and i would rather be with an inanimate object than her. there is no place for violence in modern society except in self defense. we're not going to be colonizing mars or anything with chimps like you leading us.

>>37297152
no he is right women are nothing but walking artificial wombs and cum depositories. the only reason men interact with females is because hormones are telling you to reproduce. young boys are a good example they don't care about women and they think they have cooties until hormones flood their brain telling them to reproduce.

>>37298137
better then being trap with child support for 18 years of your life or being thrown in prison for not paying. prostitutes will get pregnant on purpose to get child support if they know you are rich. also child support goes by income the more you make the more you have to pay.

>>37296985
Too expensive.

I live in the 3rd world, so it's cheap hookers for me until those things become affordable.

>>37300166
I have respect for op now some cucks don't learn the first time and continue to throw money at women by marrying for the second time.

>>37300625
Eh that's more of a fact. Ending thousands of years of your blood line to be genetic dead end is literaly a fact. Because you would be adopting. Butvtgats ok with you so w/e lol.

It's also a fact that security systems cant physically shield you or defend you and can only notify the police at best. And that's at home.
Now imagine walking out late at night or being out other than your home.
Unless you have a concealed handgun on you which I suggest you get but I doubt you will cause women are very passive and ignorant to the dangers of this world and don't think anything bad could ever happen to them, you are pretty much a target.
Criminals often target weaker thing like women who look like they're at home alone or are alone in general.
But that would never happen to you of course. it's not like fbi crime statistics are real.

>>37300685
>>37300685
>To feel attracted
No stupid, to out her in her place so she learns respect. Cause women are like children.
Anger jealousy violence all those traits are evolved for a reason you dumb weakling.
>implying we won't be going to war in space and shooting each other with lazers.
All living organisms compete for survival and dominance. From tiny bacteria to us sentient being to anything that is living. In the act of dominating another organism a dumb was like you would probably see it as violence, but thats just nature.

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>>37300664
>ABSOLUTE BETA KEKERY


lmao enjoy being lonely. Caring about your partner's satisfaction above your own is a surefire way to get just about any girl to love you. I actually don't care about sex that much I just love the taste of a girl's cum in my mouth. And the feeling of having a girl involuntarily put you in a headlock because of the sheer pleasure rushing through her body can be matched by no other.

>>37300924
You're a bitch and you're just saying this in hopes this is was fembots want to hear. Literal 4chsb tier version of a Reddit white knight.
On the upside you're being serious you sound like a bitch and like you're an ugly being. All that shit is fine buy if she doesn't suck your dick afterwards or get you off you're a beta bitch my dude.
Pls post pic I'm dying to see what you look like.

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>>37296985
VR is cheaper

I'm a wealthy virgin landlord NEET guy. I am tired of just jerking off every day what should I do? I'm American so hookers are illegal but easy to get away with. I'm above average looking so maybe I could try to get a real girl but it's unlikely because none have been interested in me, and I got very little tinder matches. I've been thinking about buying a wife from Eastern Europe or asia but I'm not sure. What do r9k?

>>37300844
lol i never denied any of that. i dont walk late at night and i work from home so i barely leave. security systems are useful but i never said to only use security system. i know things can happen to me and i am not oblivious to that, nor did i ever say i was. you said it yourself, women can get a gun to protect themselves. i do not understand the point of your response. you are only pointing out the obvious.

>>37300921
evolution isn't perfect. you often end up with vestigial organs that serve no real purpose or even can be harmful to you. humans have reached a point where we are smart enough to not need our primitive, intuitive emotions as much. rape is probably a behavior that we (as well as other species) evolved as one (among many) mating strategies because at least on a base level, it works. but do you think that shit is acceptable today? obviously not. neither is hitting your partner, except in self defense. "muh evolution" is NOT a valid excuse. we have evolved not just physically but on a societal, collective level. it's part of what gives us an edge over other species who don't learn and accumulate knowledge over the course of centuries. all they've got is their instincts. we're better than that. but you aren't, apparently. that's why you're a chimp.

>>37301026
What he can I download for oculus rift/ oculus touch. I'm dying to find a good vr thing to do.

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>>37300995
>4chsb

>>37296985
how the fuck do I get one of these

>>37301045
Buuuuuut you DON'T HAVE A gun. Lol and I doubt you'd know how to use it too. Also get a concealed handgun license. Only way to protect yourself against violent men as a woman. Otherwise shush before I throat fuck you so hard shit flys out your nostrils.

>>37300995
>he isn't a masochist

I don't give a fuck about femanons here since I'd imagine most of them are just as ugly as the dudes here. And

>posting pictures of yourself on 4chan

Lmao I've got nothing to prove to you buddy, I'm just telling what my experience with women has been. Remember I'm not the one bragging to the internet about how great it is to fuck a rubber doll. My point was that real women are better even if you don't get to fuck them.

>>37301081
You ignored the argument that all living organism want to and try to dominate other living organism. This is why "violemce" occurs. But it will always be.
Hell and alien life form might try to one day take us over or dominate us. What're you Going to do then.
Cry "muh violence"?
Self defense is still violence.

>>37301143
>masochist
Yeah you're a bitch ass.

>>37301128
>implying
you never asked if had one. its not hard to learn how to use one. you do realize women fight in combat now, right?
>shush before I throat fuck you
hot.

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>>37301198
>violemce
>believing in aliens

>>37301224
oh niggy pls don't even get me started on how having women in combat roles is retarded. Lmfao.
>can't carry mr. Tex a 240lbs red neck with combat equipment to safety.
>can't carry as much equipment as a man
>doesn't have the spacial eye sight men have to see over a visual and see if things are out of place.
>no testosterone so not as aggressive
>estrogen can cause emotional decision making

Are you fucking... no... pls be trolling. Just cause they're in combat roles cause muh feminism doesn't mean they should lmfao. Most women prefer TO NOT be in combat roles when enlisting anyway.

>>37301255
>he doesn't believe there are other organism or bacteria or sentient beings out there that could eradicate us
What a mongoloid.

>>37301198
self defense is justified violence. the fact that you are unable to make the distinction once again confirms your chimp status. as enlightened humans we should minimize the damage we do to other species, both for ethical reasons and because you never know what kind of things we might learn from studying them, and if you kill them off there goes that. but if they attack us i see nothing wrong with defending ourselves against them. because i'm a human being i can take nuanced stances like this. enjoy your black and white chimp thinking

>>37301331
Justified violence is still violence. And you have to fight fire with fire. You'll still feel rage and anger which are chimp feelings.
People justify their violence all the time.

>>37301312
t. misogynist

Recommend website with good doll fucking porn.

>>37301382
Fuck, please. I've been looking for months and I can't find any. OP, you should actually consider making doll porn. It's fucking hot. Just make it aggressive and no tumblrina purple wig please.

>>37301375
It's more along the lines of nature and how we are made you fucking retard.

>>37301215
Okay Mr. Tough Guy. Tell me about how punching a dude makes you the coolest person in the room. Literally no one cares how tough you think you sound and considering we're on /r9k/ you're probably just some fat NEET at his computer elbow deep in a bag of cheetos. I would be suprised if the navy seal pasta was your next post.

>>37296985
how do I get 1

>>37301403
yeah ok

t. woman beater

>>37298782
>>37298656
>>37298491
>>37296985
Fuck, record videos fucking her pls.

>>37301382
https://www.xvideos.com/tags/sex-doll

>>37301438
>he thinks you have to punch someone in the face to be manly
Lol. How short sighted you are.

>>37301455
>>37301455
>women should be in combat roles
>don't attack women you migonisist.

What did she mean by this.

>>37296985
>Tfw you start to look into getting one and find a site where you can build it and see what it looks like, and you made yours a legit 99.99806% twin of your onetis. Feels good man
>Tfw you see the price at the end of it and realize you can probably never afford to spend that much on a doll of any kind. Feels bad man.

>tfw no loving, loyal, sexual, onetis twin sexdoll gf.
Why even live

>>37301630
what was the website? i want to do it

>>37301572
> only 3 videos on first page about actually fucking a doll, the rest are just advertisement of showing dolls and real women playing dolls

I did get a doll. Plush one, so not really solid, any weight and it flattens, but serves the purposes of fucking well enough. I don't really use it for fucking that much to be honest. Too much trouble to get everything lubed/cleaned and I feel like shit if I start up but can't finish by fucking her. Most of the time I get off using porn a lot easier, but she's still fun to cuddle.

>>37301999
this. i would only use it to cuddle and pretend its my gf

>>37298543

Where can I get this one. Looks cute and more realistic than op

The only reason I'm working a shit job is to get me one of these cuties

After that I'm off from life

How much do they cost? I don't know if I could hide it from my parents. I'd have to live alone. Aren't loli dolls illegal? I'd want a loli one and dress it like Madoka. I'm too big for those loli onahole hips (kill me)

>>37302271
>still living with your parents
You still got time nigger don't give up yet

not related to this thread at all but it's probably a decent place to ask

my fetish is girls jerking guys off POV with fleshlights
what is this called so I can find more videos of it

>>37302271
Cheapest legitimate one i have found is this 65cm one for $550 https://iamdollusa.com/product/elita/#5f4ab5b31ca2c4f08

Doesn't count as a loli one (you degenerate pedophile), but it is small so you could probably hide it easily

For a full size one, the cheapest you could probably get is 2000-3000 for a lowish quality TPE chinese doll

5000-8000 for a good quality silicone one

>>37302457
I've seen tons on AliExpress for $1000~ but quality is probably hit and miss, not to mention exorbitant shipping costs

>>37302457
>>37302271
i'd watch out with the loli ones anyways. feds are tracking down people that purchase them and you can face 10 years in jail.

>>37302476
Aliexpress is a scam, they use WM dolls images, which are mid to low quality dolls, then sell you a cheap useless doll
>>37302484
Do you think that one is fine?, I live in Australia and they are very stict on that shit, up to 10 years in jail
I don't think it counts as loli, and the website says its australian and canada safe
I think it is too small to count as a "child doll" anyway

>>37302520
honestly yeah man. the face looks exactly like a kid and australia is getting stricter on that. i wouldnt risk it.

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>>37296985
I would but I'm poor and always will be.

>>37299478
>everyone with a GF is chad
good one

>>37300720
>young boys somehow being smarter than adults
you really grasp at any straw you can, huh

>>37302484
>>37302520
>men can go to fail for fucking a doll
Feminists won.

I really want to get one, but I live with parents, so that'll have to be put on the backburner, unless there are smaller ones.

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>>37296985
Aren't those ridiculously expensive? I'll wait for the more realistic robot waifus before i go spending all my money

still less retarded than men who spend their money on real roasties, though

>>37303052
>no woman wants a man
>this man turns to dolls
>everyone gets angry

Why the shaming and why do they fucking care?

>>37303072
I'm not going to strawman here, I've seen women both feminists and "right-wing"/fascist ones say that men just shouldn't be losers (that's verbatim, I'm literally not changing it at all).

Basically, they get angry that you don't want to "improve" and change yourself until a real woman wants you instead of just being who you are and getting some fake cumdumpster. They think that any man who can't get a girlfriend (one that fulfills their already incredibly low standards) is always at fault and women can never be blamed for anything, their judgement is always based on merit.

Now, real women seem to think that they have so much more to offer than dolls that this seems pathetic and ridiculous to them, they can't be replaced by dolls and yet they seem incredibly worried and angry at the thought of AI sexbots, now why would that be they case if they're so much better than just three holes and a couple of tits

>>37297152
just wait, all women get tired of sex (I mean partner's penis). Just look at your dad-mom relationship

>>37303200
How would I know how often my parents have sex? I don't live at home or catch peeks like you, buddy. My GF and I have been together five years and we're doing fine.

>>37298491
>6 figures on her.
you are the most beta person I know.

Although we hate non-virgins but you should definitely walk amongst us as a warning what happens if you go full beta.

>>37303173
>they seem incredibly worried and angry at the thought of AI sexbots
>a couple of radical feminist articles represent all women

>why would that be they case if they're so much better than just three holes and a couple of tits
in the example of the article posted earlier in this thread, if you read it, the concern was that it would lead men to dehumanize women because they would be using a sex object similar in many respects to a woman

>i came a billion times today!!!!!!!

OP is a fraud who has had an inanimate doll fetish since he was a child.
you can't guarantee the same satisfaction across buyers or are you trying to?

>>37301438
>this fucking guy
is pretty funnay

>>37300037
this. OP has no problem with money so he should try it. I have VR and it felt awesome to fuck "living" Cassie Cage onahole. i can only imagine the immersion the doll might bring

>>37303256
>it would lead men to dehumanize women
Let me throw back at you your argument

>a couple of men using sex dolls represent all men

Let's be honest, it's all bullshit. ""real men"" will still stay with women right, so shouldn't they be happy about that instead?

>>37302476
>AliExpress
put your dick in it and it sprays something acidic on you dick. Never trust cheap chink shit

>>37296985
Is it possible to have her look more like anime, and less like a 3DPD roastie? If I'm gonna sink this much money into a sex doll, I want it to look perfect.

>>37302563
I hate how they show these sideways because they know that uncanny valley will hit hard if they show the front view

>>37302813
They aren't smarter, but they're more sincere. They say/do what's on their mind because they haven't been taught how to do mental gymnastics and lie to themselves.

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Sex is nice,but the reason I wanted a girlfriend was to do things with. I would head to my workplace each night and look at New York City across the river,and regret having noone to explore it with me. I have one now,and we lived together for over 4 years. We don't do a lot of exploring,or sex,to be honest,but I am fine with that. What we do mostly is hug,warmly tightly and often,and that is what I would miss the most if we ever broke up.

>>37303435
>We don't do a lot of sex
She's cucking you and uses you as her emotional support between her intermittent adventures with chad.

I would consider it if they didn't make them look so God-awfully fucking ugly. These things are a fucking embarrassment to human creation. Shit, you'd think that for the inane fucking price of these things they would be able to muster up something that looked vaguely fuckable. But no, not a damn chance.

These worthless pieces of garbage are genuinely nothing short of a waste of silicone at this point. The sole redeeming factor is that they sport a variety of retarded fucking expressions on their otherwise completely generic, stupid ass Final Fantasy X-looking faces.

If someone gifted one of these to me, I would burn it instantly. I don't care how good the pussy feels, using one of these things instantly degrades your integrity and value as a human being to absolutely fucking nothing.

>cheaper dolls always look shitty and out of proportion despite the shape being the cheapest part of production
This is clearly some corpo shenanigans.

>>37303341
It's not about "real men". The worry is that the men using sex bots, specifically, will have dangerous and harmful views on women.

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>>37302807
you seem to have forgotten where you are champ, this is r9k not "normal scum with gf's the board".

>>37303388
Yeah except plenty of young boys, myself included, had close female friends. What then - were we not being sincere?

>>37303479
It's not "loser NEET who's never spoken to a woman the board" either. Kindly fuck off to wizardchan.

>>37303256
>>a couple of radical feminist articles represent all women
what are you on about, what articles? I'm talking about real women talking about this subject, read my post, moron

>in the example of the article posted earlier in this thread, if you read it, the concern was that it would lead men to dehumanize women because they would be using a sex object similar in many respects to a woman
I didn't read the article but it sounds retarded, anyone who buys a sexbot does it because they want to feel what sex might be like (something somewhat close to it at least), they've been rejected by real women so they go for something else, there's lots of men who regularly have sex with women but dehumanize them anyway (it's been going on for millennia), and there's nothing really wrong with dehumanization anyway, why is it bad?

>>37303471
>will have dangerous and harmful views on women.
Does video game violence incite real violence? Or rape scenes in movies encourage rape?

>>37303471
>The worry is that the men using sex bots, specifically, will have dangerous and harmful views on women.
Men who have sex bots won't give a shit about biocunts anymore, not everything is about women

>>37296985
I'm glad you decided to bow out of the dating game, I'd feel sorry for any woman who'd decide to date you.

I mean, you think
>Womens sole purpose is for us men to dump our cum into them
NOBODY WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU, NOBODY DESERVES YOU

For all those considering getting one because they think women are worthless other than their vagina, DO IT. Your life will be great and hopefully you'll move on to other things in life.

And in the unlikely situation that that turns out to be every man in the future, that's OK by me.

>>37303471
See >>37303512
That argument is just stupid.

We all know what's the real deal, it just means that women will become obsolete to a good amount of men and they just can't deal with that.

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>>37303544
this is some next level white knighting.

>>37303544
you are in the wrong hood muthafucka

>>37303557
I'm clearly a woman, christ.

>>37303505
>what are you on about, what articles?
Try reading the thread, friend.

>I'm talking about real women talking about this subject
And what real women have you talked about this subject with? Go on, tell me.

>anyone who buys a sexbot does it because they want to feel what sex might be like
You clearly have no idea why people would buy sexbots if you think this is why. A night with a prostitute is far cheaper than buying a fucking sexbot and is a much better representation of "what sex might be like".

>there's nothing really wrong with dehumanization anyway, why is it bad?
If you don't see a group of people as human, you are unlikely to respect their rights; you're more likely to harm them, more likely to support legislation that persecutes them, etc. etc. It's really not that complicated.

>>37303512
I don't personally agree with their argument; I'm just trying to present it as best I can to that anon, since he clearly has no idea what their argument is. I'd have a hard time defending the argument against arbitrary counter-arguments since I don't actually have anything against sex bots.

>>37303596
>Try reading the thread, friend.
no

>And what real women have you talked about this subject with? Go on, tell me.
Feminists, right-wingers, facists etc.

>You clearly have no idea why people would buy sexbots if you think this is why.
Considering I want to buy one I think I know better than you

>A night with a prostitute is far cheaper than buying a fucking sexbot and is a much better representation of "what sex might be like".
Yes, but a prostitute is a real woman and she leaves afterwards, most men who buy dolls treat them like gfs

>If you don't see a group of people as human, you are unlikely to respect their rights;
Why is that bad?

>you're more likely to harm them, more likely to support legislation that persecutes them, etc. etc. It's really not that complicated.
Even if owning a sexbot could lead to dehumanization which could lead to some of those things happening I fail to see how it's bad or it's the concern of people who want a sexbot, the world doesn't revolve around women

>>37303548
Your argument is much more stupid, to be honest. The men who would buy sexbots are not the kind of men women are interested in dating anyway.

>>37303544
>>Womens sole purpose is for us men to dump our cum into them
But that's true, sweetheart

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>>37303593
so you have that opinion yet you still come to this board?
wow, talk about hitting your own head against a brick wall.
>inb4 i come here for confirmation that all men are piggu and everyone online is evulll

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>>37303544
I can hear your roast flapping in the wind.

>>37303633
You've had multiple conversations with multiple women of different political ideologies about sexbots? Where, on 4chan?

>Yes, but a prostitute is a real woman and she leaves afterwards
So what? If your goal is to experience what sex "might be like" then it's both cheaper and more authentic to hire a prostitute for one night. Obviously that is not your goal, so I don't know why you would claim that it is.

>Why is that bad?
Because it leads to the other things I listed.

>Even if owning a sexbot could lead to dehumanization which could lead to some of those things happening I fail to see how it's bad or it's the concern of people who want a sexbot, the world doesn't revolve around women
If you don't see how women being the targets of random acts of violence is bad, that's fine. I'm not trying to convince you otherwise. I'm just explaining the position of the feminist article linked in this thread which is anti-sexbot.

>>37303635
>The men who would buy sexbots are not the kind of men women are interested in dating anyway.
Then why do women get so bent out of shape and envious when the subject comes up? It's clearly because they feel like they're becoming obsolete, maybe they can compete with them now but when A.I. sex bot becomes widely available it's over for them

>>37303653
See, that's what YOU think. And if you do, then you and everyone else would be better off if you steered clear of our gender in general.

It's a very simple solution too. Get a silicone emulation of us and stay in your room. You don't have to deal with us, we don't have to deal with you.

WIN. WIN.

>>37303688
>Then why do women get so bent out of shape and envious when the subject comes up?
I told you why earlier in the thread.

>>37303635
>The men who would buy sexbots are not the kind of men women are interested in dating anyway.
That's exactly my point.

There is absolutely no reason for a woman to be concerned about a man buying sex dolls because they have no interest whatsoever in that man to begin with.

So why the fuck are you triggered by what they do with their dicks? You don't care about them, you don't date, go mind your own goddamn business.

It is extremely difficult to match good human pussy, assuming dollfuckers would know the difference.

I'm not a fucking chad but damn, there is really so much to the feel of pussy. Pussy is warm and naturally taut. It dynamically adapts to your size to embrace the dick perfectly. Pussy wet, but not too wet, so that it always provides that perfect amount of friction. It has been continually optimized to make dicks cum buckets over the course of Metazoan evolution.

There is an initial resistance in the first couple of plunges that just cannot be replicated. After that, it gradually relaxes somewhat, allowing you to increase the speed and power of thrust. Most importantly, this ramping up all happens in an exchange between two individuals, which multiplies the experience. The empathetic exchange of sex is what really makes it an incredible experience. Steadily approaching climax along with another human is an entirely different ballpark than, say, masturbation, of which this is nothing but a fucking expensive form.

>>37303688
Also, have you read this woman's posts? She clearly supports sex bots because she is not interested in men who would use them.
>>37303698
>>37303544

>>37303715
I don't care what men do with their dicks. I'm just explaining that some women dislike the idea of sexbots for reasons other than getting jealous or whatever dumb shit you think.

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>>37303698
>2 clowns arguing over nothing and presuming to have a purpose in life
except you'd still have to interact with him on r9k...........................................dotdotdot

women are too stupid to even be posting.

>>37303686
>You've had multiple conversations with multiple women of different political ideologies about sexbots? Where, on 4chan?
No, a couple of social media sites and real life (I obviously had to hide my true opinion in real life though)

>So what? If your goal is to experience what sex "might be like" then it's both cheaper and more authentic to hire a prostitute for one night. Obviously that is not your goal, so I don't know why you would claim that it is.
Because, retard a prostitute is a real woman, I don't want that, women are evil, soulless creatures, I want something that has the beauty of a woman that I can have around the house and feels somewhat close to sex. It's pretty simple.

>If you don't see how women being the targets of random acts of violence is bad, that's fine. I'm not trying to convince you otherwise.
I admit I got a bit vague there, I still don't see why any of it is "bad", define bad, define immoral, why does any of it matter? The only thing that matters is that humanity ceases to exist eventually, and sexbots will help with that.

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>>37303698
That's exactly what he's doing - and yet here you are draping your toasted roast over the doll thread. Fuck off you ugly bitch. Nobody loves you for anything but your wet hole.

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>>37303707
No you didn't

>>37303720
That's just a lying toasty roastie, it's clear from the way she typed those posts, she is seething with anger and jealousy, her only worth is becoming obsolete, she knows she's an uninteresting, unintelligent cumdupster and nothing more

>>37303715
they know that when the sexbots get in their ultimate form, chads will follow.

>>37303761
This. When women see someone be sexist they immediately call them a virgin but all the Chads I know in real life are pretty misogynistic desu, they fuck girls but they don't have a much higher opinion of them than us robots do. When A.I. sexbots reach their peak I think most of them will prefer them

>>37303735
So you want to have sex with something that looks like a woman but is inanimate. That's fine. But that's not the same thing as "wanting to experience what sex might be like".

Also:
>women are evil, soulless creatures
This really applies much more to you desu. You're literally sitting here arguing against the concept of morality and arguing for mankind's extinction.

>>37296985
No you fucking degenerate. The Day of the Rope can't come soon enough.

>>37303757
>all women think x
>women comes along and says something different
>w-w-w-well she must be lying and secretly think x
you're pretty dumb

>>37303954
>degenerate
>day of the rope
back to /pol/ with you, retard

>>37303954
> No you fucking degenerate
which website did you think you clicked on?

>>37303965
And you're pretty naive if you think that that raging roastie is being honest

>>37303951
>But that's not the same thing as "wanting to experience what sex might be like".
Jesus, you're so thick

>This really applies much more to you desu. You're literally sitting here arguing against the concept of morality and arguing for mankind's extinction.
I'm arguing against your own subjective morality and asking what it's based on, human empathy developed as a tool for survival, it's no more objective morality as any religion. Me arguing for mankind's extinction is the only objective morality that exists since existence is an inherently negative state and thus reproduction is objectively immoral. Humanity ceasing to exist is compassion towards humans. Just because you have it well doesn't mean there aren't 7 year old children with brain tumors.

>>37305336
Well, I'm not lying. Not much else I can say to it. I mean you think i'd sleep with a man knowing he has those views? Do you think I see myself the way you see me? A bit of common sense pal

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>>37305674
>Well, I'm not lying. *roastie sounds*

>>37296985

I had a choice between buying a three thousand dollar sex doll that I'd have forever or flying to another continent to meet up with my internet girlfriend who I loved to try and enhance our relationship to a more solid state.

She dumped me two days after I got back home and now I'm broke with no sex doll. I won't make the same mistake again.

>>37298137
The best dolls are 7-10K. I would never spend 3K on an unrealistic doll. Might as well save some extra and get a realistic one.

Too bad I live with my parents. Otherwise I'd buy one immediately.

>>37305924
spoiler that shit. I just threw up in my mouth

>>37303231
She's fucking someone on the side.

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>30ish, married/divorced twice(no kids thank god)

>>have 100 cm doll with DD's and a full wardrobe
>>have every pipedream product available(fuck me silly, fuck me silly bubble butt, fuck me silly petite, fuck my face, and the mega fuck slut)
>>have over a dozen onaholes/flipholes
>>have both an oculus and vive
>>and just ordered a bigger 140cm custom doll with an extra lara croft head.

fucking something > sitting and pounding off

i had a great sex life with my exes but they just dont compare to toys. toys are literally superior.

>>37306279
stop investing on women they get old and ugly. buy a doll they will stay beautiful forever.

>>37303954
t. Betafag who loses millions of potential net worth to inevitable wife and divorce when he could have put 20-30K a year in investments instead.

But the guy buying a doll for a few thousand is degenerate because he doesn't conform to society's standards.

Have fun being lonely and poor at 40 meanwhile this guy gets sex whenever he wants with his cute doll.

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>>37306511

also

http://www.reallovesexdolls.com/

certified manufacturer of the real WM dolls advertised and faked on aliexpress.

they have 3 ft to 7 ft tall dolls that are all fully customizable and arrive in an under a month

>>37306520
Well said. Sex dolls & sexbots are literally the future. Women are the worst financial decision and possibly emotional someone can make.

>>37306579
can they be customized to look like anime?

>>37306279
You sound like my ex-internet gf's ex-internet bf (before me). I'm just glad I never spend any money on her

>>37306608
anime doesn't look very good in 3d man are you sure you want that?

>>37306608
Yeah just make em cosplay

what do they ship in? any pictures?

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>>37306608
>can they be customized to look like anime?

https://reallovesexdolls.com/extra-sex-doll-heads/
heres all their heads

https://reallovesexdolls.com/100cm-d-cup-kylee/

here is one 100 cm doll 'anime' face

https://reallovesexdolls.com/80cm-mini-doll-monica/

heres an 80 cm anime doll

>>37306653
reallovesexdolls.com ships in a plain brown rectangular box.

i need to get neetbux so I can get one

>>37306579
>that glorious link

all the girls are so beautiful. what a great time be alive and I don't have to put up with female bullshit anymore to get sex.

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How is the maintenance of it?

I once fucked that 'it has a properly name' rubber material that is made to feel like skin... payed a fucking ton of money and ripped the cavities between ASS/VG.

>>37306579
how would you even get rid of one of these when the time comes. also lugging it around and cleaning it after every use, god damn.

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>>37306900
>I once fucked that 'it has a properly name' rubber material that is made to feel like skin... payed a fucking ton of money and ripped the cavities between ASS/VG.

>>37306900
>I once fucked that 'it has a properly name' rubber material that is made to feel like skin... payed a fucking ton of money and ripped the cavities between ASS/VG.

some have 'removable/insertable' onehole-like vaginas, you can even fit other onaholes in soem of them.

buy a enema kit(water bag+hose) for flushing

buy an aquarium air pump with hoses for drying the inside

wash outside with toy cleaner, pat dry, apply body powder/corn starch to keep skin fresh.

>>37306920
>>>37306579 (You)
>how would you even get rid of one of these when the time comes. also lugging it around and cleaning it after every use, god damn.

you can put it back in the box it came it and take it to the dump? or sell it 'used' on craigslist to some bigger loser. or cut it up into pieces and dispose of the body like a normal body.

>>37307012
All this trouble and expense for a fucking doll that you have to hide from your family and friends in a closet like it's a corpse.

I had sex with a gorgeous prostitute for $140 last night.

I mean if it's what you want all power to you but I'd rather spend $3k on hookers.

>>37307012
too much work blox
ps can you boobjob

>>37298543
God is real and he's a plastics engineer.

>>37303480
>female friends
>someone you want to have sex with
fucking chad

>>37306509
>everyone with a GF is being cheated on
nice one

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>>37307076
>All this trouble and expense for a fucking doll that you have to hide from your family and friends in a closet like it's a corpse.

sex dolls are obviously not for people living with their parents kid.

if you have your own place, you keep the dolls in your room on your bed or in the closet. not really complicated. when people come over, put it away in its box?

you people complaining about 'cleaning' and 'handling' don't understand.

i love cleaning my doll and dressing up. reminds me of massaging and lotioning/oiling my exes.

if you cant manage an 20-90 lb doll you are out of shape lol.

>>37300477
Dolls able to contract and shiver with fake orgasms will be available in 2019, senpai.

>>37307206
this is not even coherent

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>>37307076
>I had sex with a gorgeous prostitute for $140 last night.

enjoy your aids, timer, blackmail, and prison time

I dunno, I feel that it would be less creepy if she looked a bit more like an artificial creature, like a humanoid robot instead of this uncanny shit.

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Jesus, you dollfuckers are pathetic
kek/10

>>37307277
>Dolls able to contract and shiver with fake orgasms will be available in 2019, senpai.

you can put a lovesense in a doll and sync it to some music bro.

>>37296985
Because why even bother at that point?

Plus, sex is for procreation, dolls can't procreate, therefore I'm not interested in blaspheming against God. Also, I'm not pathetic enough to need this.

>>37307223
They're convinced that because THEY had shitty relationships, everyone else will too, without taking into account that they're not exactly the best people in the world, and neither were the people they were dating. They chose to date whores.

>>37307354
>implying they had relationships at all

>>37307012
Now that took away my boner.

I don't know...
I need to have sex.
I'm unemployed.
Prostitutes are legal.
Economy is going down.
Pussy is cheaper but dangerous.

I think I will need to start getting ocasional hand jobs and facials... seems more appropriate.

>>37307385
Yeah, that's true, I forgot. The ones that did got into shitty relationships with whores because sometimes whores take interest in randos. I had it happen and almost got keked until I realized how awful she was.

Basically, they're desperate, so they do "beggars can't be choosers".

And the rest are fat/ugly/not good people. All three or a combination of two of those, basically. And they're pissed that girls don't fawn over them.

It's really sad desu. But I can't say the gene pool will miss them.

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Natural selection at its finest, gtfo from my genepool

>>37303951
to be honest mankind's extinction would be one of the better things to happen in the universe.

>>37307567
>to the universe

I don't think us being here affects the universe to much, buckaroo. If you don't believe in God, that's absolutely the case. If you do, then your statement is utter bullshit.

>>37303954
Senpai, the day of the rope will be when people like you hang from the trees in their millions. Learn to mind your own business, or die. No step on snek.

>>37307348
>artificial vagina muscles contracting to the rythm of your sweet beats
what a time to be alive!

>>37307317
she looks nice anon

>>37307354
All women are whores. Dating is for porking not for bonding. It's also a form of legal prostitution as women's roast is traded for what the man has, whether it's money or stability. Women are never yours anyway. It's just your turn with them.

>>37307918
Whatever helps you sleep at night, man.

>be me
>good at tetris
>really good at tetris
>see this guy
>tries playing it
>sucks at it
>"It's okay you'll get better"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>throws controller at television
>breaks it
>"LOOK AT WHAT THE GAME MADE ME DO"
>"Dude, what the fuck? Get out of here!"
>"IT ISN'T EVEN A GOOD GAME, YOU'RE A RETARD FOR PLAYING IT, NOBODY CAN BE GOOD AT THE GAME. IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT, IT'S JUST THE GAME TRICKING YOU!!!"

That's you. That's how dumb you sound.

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>>37307258
I get it.
It's cool, I can imagine role playing with myself my sex toy that I could dress w/e I like and in my head she would say what I would like to hear but...

The cleaning part and I don't think it is made for last, we need better sex robots.

Like Ex-Machina.

One that can absorb all of our data and keep it interesting.

>>37303496
>It's not "loser NEET who's never spoken to a woman the board"

yes it fucking is

Getting real sex isn't that difficult, man... Don't do this to yourself, you won't be able to come back...

>>37308000
Nice trips. So you disagree that sex is supplied by women and demanded by men yeah? That's economics 101 and pretty basic.

>>37308061
you saying it doesn't make it true, buddy

>>37307223
Not him but
Women are both sexually fluid and narcissistic.
They target men who don't know how modern sex culture works for their resources/need to be worshipped(emotional tampon).

But if you still prefer the blue pill, the upside is ignorance is bliss, at least until she dumps you.

>>37308156
>he doesn't want to bother getting a GF so he makes up fantasies about how all women work that conveniently make getting a GF a dumb move
keep spinning your delusional stories

>>37308097
No, I disagree that that's the only dynamic. Like saying "Disney provides the movies and the customers give Disney money, therefore Disney is in charge of the customers". It's simply untrue.

You look at women who have lived, what you would call, the "ideal" female life, and they're absolutely miserable. Spinsters, we call them. You see 30 year old used up bitches killing themselves because they spent their 20's taking strange dick constantly instead of looking for a meaningful relationship, even going so far as to shame relationships, and you really gotta wonder, is all that women want really sex?

No. They want children to raise. This is natural, it's in every single woman whether they like to admit it or not. A lot of them supplement it with dogs or whatever, but that only lasts so long, and then when the dog dies it's as if their kid died. And they are forced to take stock of their life and realize that they're now 45 and no man wants them. Because all the men their age are married with children, happily living their lives, and all the men younger than that are chasing after girls in their 20's.

So why do we have this current dynamic? One could argue cultural marxism which has corrupted relationships into being just about sex. Which ruins the whole purpose. Of course, if you live with someone long enough, you're going to get tired of it. That is, unless there's a purpose. That's the whole point of raising a family. It gives your life meaning, and strengthens the bond you have with whoever your mate is, so that when you're old and no longer have the children, the bond is impenetrable and you have someone to die with.

The more and more you look at it, the more it seems that the Bible truly did know what it was talking about.

But more to your point, yeah, men like sex, but they're given a purpose after sex of supporting a family. Men don't do well without this purpose, as seen with this fucking board. And women don't do well without their purpose.

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>>37307918
>turn with

You can have a full turn if you're loaded or you can share.

I'm here for a wold with better sex robots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HXmYi6Jw8

Tired of chasing women and the anxiety and discover ok ng the size queen who can handle any size is just a mouthy cuntlet
Want a shortstack blasian model.
Can have balls deep sex every time. No half hour of foreplay, no orgasm control, no holding back, no slowing down, no fear of rape when I keep going when she asks me to stop.
Sink all 9 inches to the hilt, fucked like a beast, then roar embarrassingly loud when I bust a nut 20 minutes later.

>>37308560
I T S U R E I S L A R P I N G R I G H T N O W

>>37308588
How is anything in my pathetic as fucked post larping?

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>>37306511
>an extra lara croft head.
this?

>>have both an oculus and vive
how does it feel with doll?

>>37307012
>dispose of the body like a normal body.
serial killer walking among us

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>>37308813

dont be racist against us

>>37300314
This is probably the best argument anyone can make for OP doing what he's done.

This guy's saying that OP's girlfriend cheated
>She wasn't afraid of him physically
>He didn't make her think he'd beat her up
>He didn't project a murderous nature toward her
Women are worse than dolls lmao

>>37309083
I'm fine with you unless you specifically (slips are acceptable) target robots.

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>tfw /toy/fag
>had no interest in any dolls/figures above 1/6th scale
>until I saw pic related
>looks really great, detailed sculpt and doesn't look uncanny valley because the style is more anime
>suddenly image how much fun posing a life-size doll would be if sturdy enough
>remember I'm a poorfag and with not much privacy at home and already feel awkward with my figmas and 1/6th figures on display in my room
>will forever remain just a fantasy

Still though I would never think of actually fucking the doll even if life-size, that grosses me the fuck out, just like hot glueing grosses me out, not just gross but a massive waste of money and you pretty much ruin the figure right then forever with the smell and remnants that will be stuck with on the figure even after endless cleaning, disgusting desu

I don't get you doll-fags who want to fuck the dolls, why waste fucking thousands of dollars, and have to ensure the strictest privacy and secrecy lest anyone find out, and have to deal with cleanup of your disgusting lewd acts performed on the doll when you can instead learn to lucid dream (which is free) and act and live out your sex fantasies in lucid dreaming, with absolute privacy and unlimited freedom and no worry about money, or upkeep and maintenance or anything like that.

Sure its hard to do if you are not a natural, but with enough discipline and effort you could be lucid dreaming regularly, and you can do so for free too, I don't get it desu. Though thats not to say that thats what I'm doing now, I'm still trying to lucid dream and have had a little success but at least it doesn't cost me anything to do so.

>Desperately want some kind of sex toy
>Can't or my dad will kick me out of the house

What should I do lads? As it is, my parents barely tolerate one or two very tame anime posters I have in my room. I have a dakimakura but I have to hide it till my parents are gone.

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>>37309536
>I have a dakimakura but I have to hide it till my parents are gone.

The struggle is real

>>37303453
No,it's more a matter of bad timing and crazy upstairs neighbors who would start literally stomping above us if we started fooling around unless we outnumbered them. We are loyal to each other and share perfect trust. We grope each other for fun,and she eases my tensions with soapy handjobs in the shower.

>>37299101

If that doll is tiny please let me see what she looks like stretched around a cock

>>37300924

I dub thee Sir Cuck of Cuckington. You may now prep the bull.

>>37309341
That shit doesn't work no matter how much i try.
It has only happened twice to me and it was awesome but intentionally it never happens. Any tips? and is it true that i should avoid masturbation?

>>37307564
Consider it my gift to humanity.

>>37309608
Don't get sex toys while still living at home. Just don't. It's not worth it.

>>37296985
I want one but they're so goddamn expensive.

so bros how do we fuck women then? just prostitutes? or hamplanets? fuk

>ywn lick anon's cum out of his doll's pussy

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Most sex dolls have a bit of an uncanny valley thing going on that's too much for me. The more they try to look human, the worst they look.

I'll wait until glorious nippon makes dolls with anime aesthetics.

>>37298543
You're still a fucking virgin you gay nerd

>>37311811
He's living the time of his life though, he's achieved something normals could only dream of, happiness and genuine love.

>>37308250
That's why the female suicide rate is higher for ages 40 - 59, right? This entire post is autistic as fuck and you should go back to tumblr