If you were a god, what you be the god of?

>>37296668
I don't understand the question? Are you asking what kind of God I'd like to be?

>>37296668
I'd be the goddess of Nihilism.

God of Lolis

The god of memes hghh

>>37296712
i unironically want to talk to you but i know that most likely won't happen for a number of reasons.
it doesn't matter.

>>37296737
thirsty bitch boi stop posting

of Gods

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I'd be a Dark God of destruction and rule pcer this world with an iron fist of death

God of screwing things up

God(des) of self-loathing trannies

The god of cowardly braves and brave cowards. That and martyrs with an inferiority complex.

>>37296742
Barbarus hic ego sum, quia non intellegor ulli.

>>37296668
God of spergs

god of procrastination

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>>37296801

Even Dio wouldn't be able to stand up to a God of Fitness

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If I were given this choice IRL, I'd of course go the unlimited power (ultimate god, god of gods) route, but here I'll just say I'd choose to be the god of sloth/laziness.
For obvious ficking reasons.

>>37297074
These guys had a killer theme

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>>37296668
I think I would make a good God of Death tbqh

The God of Waffle Sundaes

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>>37297074
These guys had a -killer- theme

>>37297244
How would you go about it (tell people about their deaths, how, etc.)?

>>37296668
The only thing I'm particularly good at is being patient. Maybe I'd be a god of time.

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>>37297320
>You're dead bro.
>"B-but why?"
>Because people die. What did you expect? Closure? Meaning? Life isn't a movie dude. You fell down the stairs and now you're dead. Styx is this way.
>"N-no! I want to go back!"
>Look pal, whatever you thought was important isn't anymore. That corpse over there, it's scenery. You're not him, not anymore. You can stay here and cry about what you can't do, or you can come with me and live exciting adventures in the underworld. What's it gonna be?

>>37296712
you sound intelligent and like you have a wicked sense of humor

i'd be the god of faggots

God of contradictions

>>37298338
To be specific shit just becomes absolutely sheogorath level fucked when I am around.
Fire becomes cold. Kind of shit.

How ever something should be immediately becomes its own opposite effect when I am around

Something like Dionysus in the later years of the Roman empire, mixed with Kalbhairav. I'd be associated with alcohol and intoxication the night, death, magic sexuality, change, destruction. My cult would be a fiendish band of sorcerers feared and hated by most outsiders.

God of Penis

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>>37296712
>women
>understanding nihilism
heres a gold star, at least u tried :DDD

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>>37296819
heres a happy can :DDDD
lock yourself in a room, and open for awesome surprise.

>>37297722
If God isn't like this I'll be very disappointed.

>>37296668
God of regret.

>>37296668
God of the forgotten, id give them boons of wealth and pleasure

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I'd be a goddess of degeneracy.
This would be my physical form, except I'm 12ft tall.

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>>37296668
The God of Coincidental Mistakes that make Their Owner look Bad

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>>37298111
>trips gets best reply in the whole thread
checked

>>37296668
god of solitude

God of indecision

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>>37298594
haha

ah fug.

I would resign immediately.

>>37296668
THE GOD OF ALL GODS!!!

god of atheists

imagine it

>>37296668
The god of Abraham, Moses, and Jesus. The ONE and ONLY true god.

>>37297722
Pretty cool take on it
What kind of adventures?

The god of everything.

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>>37299315
Quality b9

>>37296668
>tfw beelzebub

>>37299309
underrated post

would you believe in yourself?

>>37299608
He'd be the least confident god ever. Always denying that he exists.

>>37296668
God of repeating digits

all things I would end this world you should pray to me

>>37296887
>look how smart i am

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origino alcohol

>>37296668
I'd be the God of Selfishness, and this board would be my temple.

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I would be god of trickery

To worship me you must josh your siblings and false flag your citizens