Is she right?

Lies. The only girls that have hard time getting boyfriends are fat girls.

>>37294774
Lies. No girls have a hard time getting boyfriends.

>>37294773
Tumblr leave

>>37294773
It's true. Guys don't want girlfriends, they want passive sperm receptacle.

The only girls who have trouble getting boyfriends are the ones who are outright deformed or fucked up in some way.
Studies show men have much, much lower standards than women do.

>>37294777
>>37294776

>>37294778
>>37294775

>>37294774
>>37294775
Lies. With the new age of technology bringing about virtual and robotic waifu's, woman will no longer be needed.

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>>37294773

False. If anything a lot of guys find that attractive in us.

>>37294773
>smart girls like me
Not smart enough to get a dude, apparently.

>>37294774
She's fat too, so that explains it all.

Also French. So hairy.

>>37294773

>literally a female version of /r9k/

Bitter chestlets leave.

"Us" like there is actually girls in 4chan.
Good try anon.

>>37294781
Totally. This is the kind if girl who wants a subservient bitch, not a boyfriend.

>>37294773
No
This is the most common excuse that women who can't find boyfriends use though. Usually their problem is actually not putting themselves out there, acting like a bitch or being arrogant, or repeatedly sleeping with guys out of their league and refusing and being surprised when they don't stick around

Every woman I know who is smart, responsible, and leads their own life has no problem finding healthy relationships

>>37294780
You're naive as fuck. If the technology ever comes to exist (and it almost certainly won't) it will be even more heavily restricted than things like guns and prostitution.

>>37294785
There are lots of girls on 4chan, but they all have penises.

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>>37294783
Big girls get plenty of love, unless they're bitch or unkempt.

>>37294782
This. The woman clearly has a personality problem.

I just get tired of people who bitch incessantly, and in 2017 for some reason everyone who calls themselves smart talks like they live on the internet. At least here I can filter out retarded dialogue, as opposed to enabling that behavior by buying dinner.

>>37294773
honestly, this would trigger more people on /r9kl/
half of /co/ wants a giant fatass girl in a BDSM outfit to beat the shit out of them, piss on them, make them kiss her feet, then vore them. I don't think these people would ever want to be the main in the relationship

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>>37294792
>honestly, this would trigger more people on /r9kl/

>>37294790
Your pic related isn't really fat though, just thicc.

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>>37294773
>smart
>girls
Pick one.

>>37294794
And even if it were related, posting a great example is asinine because of how most fat women actually look.

Nemi's goth Cathy, you're not supposed to believe anything she says.

>>37294773
"It's because I'm too good for them"

>>37294775 #
This. We need to stop this meme of women being capable of being FA.

Just because you can't find a Chad to fuck, doesn't mean you're FA.

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>>37294792
Hmmm describe it more you are making me hard anon

>>37294773
>I'm not lonely because I'm a bitch
>It's because I'm too smart

You will get over that phase.

>>37294788
Fucking why?

>>37294792
I just want to trick a girl into cannibalizing a dead body and tell her what she ate, so I could fuck her while she's too mindbroken from the revelation to resist.

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>>37294794
It's the only non-porn big girl image I had.

>>37294801
Lol.

>>37294804
That's more or less what happened at the end of Hannibal but they changed it in the movie.

>>37294803
It's what women want to believe.

>>37294808
Okay, that at least makes sense.

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>>37294805
Would you /co/?
I probably would honestly, plus considering who's she's dressed as she doesn't seem like the oversensitive type at least.

>>37294810
I would not.

>>37294810
No, I don't use alcohol.

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Men want waifus. Women want millionaire Chads. People in general are horrible and deluded. News at 11.

That said, apparently it's bad thing to "love" somebody as an idea rather than a person. Now, why the hell would anybody want to be with "a person"?

>>37294794
I can smell the America off you through my screen.

>>37294813
>apparently it's bad thing to "love" somebody as an idea
I don't know what this means.

>>37294795
Arguing with most guys is worse. At least women are generally more open to other worldviews, most guys are rigid as fuck in their core thinking.

>>37294810
I followed her cosplay page on social media, she seems pretty chill and cool.

>>37294810
Nah.
I like the outfit though; and it's cool that she seem okay enough with her body-type to use it in jest like that.

>>37294813
because they get to move humanity forward by leaving legacy, their descendants will piss on the ground your pathetic body will be buried in

>>37294816
>At least women are generally more open to other worldviews
Woman detected

>>37294773
Well maybe not adult women but girls definitely yes.

>>37294775
>>37294778
getting fucked is not the same thing as getting a boyfriend

>>37294791
I thought the 2010s were the epitome of narcissism but it's getting exponentially worse every year

>>37294810
10/10 cosplay, but i would not.

>>37294810
Keep the mask on, and yes. But I have a gas mask fetish already, so as long as that's in play almost everything else is irrelevant.

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>>37294782
The cartoonist is married and has a son

>>37294822
It really is, and it's fucking garbage. Anyone who wonders why people stay single and don't have kids has no awareness of people around them.

>>37294820
Go ask /pol/ about it.

>>37294827
That's a terrible idea.

>>37294773
The amount of fapping to women in 80s power suits prove there are plenty of men who like a strong willed woman.

The possible issue is the men that said women are interested in might not overlap as much with the men interested in strong willed women.

TLDR: They're Too Picky

>>37294825
>lise
Every single form of the name Elizabeth is a sign of a complete whore, so not surprised she has worldviews like that.

>>37294816
>women are generally more open to other worldviews
Only when they don't have any worldviews yet. As soon as they adopt one, they'll attach themselves to it like lampreys and become every bit as close-minded and fanatical as it can be imagined. Even a nucleon is more easily and more cleanly torn off.

That's how tumblr came to be what it is. That's how SJWs continue to draw in adepts every day.

>>37294821
>getting fucked is not the same thing as getting a boyfriend
It pretty much is, though. This sex/relationships dichotomy meme needs to stop, women get both.

>>37294773
Let me translate
>I'm a controlling bitch with an attitude and that puts men off but I'll pretend it's because I'm too awesome for them to handle

>>37294832
Do you honestly think men want to commit to a relationship with every woman they try to fuck? You're really trying to argue that's a fact?

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>>37294832
>This sex/relationships dichotomy meme needs to stop

>>37294831
Is that why /r9k/ bitches about women having their personalities literally molded by every boyfriend they have?

>>37294773
Nah that's bollocks, this girl's talking out her angsted ass

>>37294832
Nah, I've banged plenty of girls I couldn't even stand the smell of sober.

>>37294834
Not necessarily (though it's true most of the time), but men generally don't have much of a choice.

>>37294801
"if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
Instant red flag for a bitch with emotional problems that has very little to offer.

>>37294834
Surveys time and again show that it's in fact men in general who desire to be in steady relationships.

>>37294803
>>37294808
>>37294809
Because feminism lied to you, women hold ALL the power. They will NEVER allow it.

>>37294825
Why is she looking for a boyfriend then? Is she a whore?

>>37294836
If that were case, breakups would not exist.

>>37294838
t. Chad

Let the 80% speak.

>>37294843
I guess she needs a new footstool.

>>37294810
Nope, but that's a pretty cool cosplay.

>>37294845
>Chad
I can pass.

>>37294844
Breakups mainly exist because some guys are able to pretend to be Chads temporarily. This statement is really talking about actual Chads, though.

>>37294844
Doesn't mean they can't get tired of you.
I've witnessed this myself when a gf changed her personality/interests to be more like mine then did the same thing with her next boyfriend.

>>37294781
>If anything a lot of guys find that attractive in us
>us
LONDINIUM

>>37294773
Truth
Even guys who say they want a smart girlfriend usually mean 'I want someone who's smart enough to realize I'm always right.'

>>37294843
She's been drawing Nemi (the comic and its protagonist in the OP) since 2000

also when you draw a comic character, they're not literally you, anon

>>37294839
>men generally don't have much of a choice.
The men women hope to get as boyfriends do. Just because you don't have a choice don't assume no men do

>>37294850
Wait, does it mean I can turn a girl into a soulless abomination like me?

Now I have a motivation to find a girlfriend.

>>37294773
replace smart with fat
then yes

>>37294773
There are plenty of weak-willed men who would happily date a strong-willed woman, but a strong-willed woman would only ever want to go out with a stronger-willed man.

>>37294843
She just wants to shit on men because it's the hip thing to do.

>>37294853
There are so many blog comics out now that it's an easy assumption to make.

>>37294773
That's what girls too ugly or bitchy to get a boyfriend thinks, sure.

>>37294853
So then why does it matter that the cartoonist is married? It's the character that's a bitch who can't get a guy.

>>37294810
i heard that if you fuck a really fat girl it can permanentlly damage your dick because there is a risk that it will bend wrong if she puts too much weight on it

>>37294810
If I pull that off, will she die?

>>37294863
Hopefully.

>>37294773

Lies. Girls with this perspective don't want a partnership, they want a submissive.

>>37294854

>>37294845

>>37294861
Because /co/ is full of idiots
I can't remember this particular strip but knowing Nemi she probably does some flaky thing at the end to show she's just as superficial or to show that the reason she's having man trouble is her own fault.

>>37294775
That's a lie: fat and ugly girls objectively have a hard time getting boyfriends

How many fat girls have you seen with boyfriends? I don't see them that often desu

As for strong willed girls: there are plenty of weak willed boys out there for them.

The real question is does the girl want to be in a relationship at all. Most strong willed girls I know are workaholics and career oriented so any relationship they get into is purely aesthetic

>>37294814
I can smell the low test from yours, wristlet.

Women are merely objects for men to use and dispose of. Kind of like toys.

>>37294868
>How many fat girls have you seen with boyfriends?
While I was in college, four out of every five had a boyfriend, and the fifth generally had blatant personality issues.

Hell, I knew one that had multiple guys fighting over her.

>No girl has any problem finding a boyfriend

Translation:
>No girl has ever not had the option of dating a pathetic doormat like me so theoretically it should be easy to find a boyfriend

By the same logic, no boy has ever had a problem finding a girlfriend because he could always just date an ugly, flat-chested wallflower.

>>37294869
Gee, sorry I can see my toes.

>>37294872
>By the same logic, no boy has ever had a problem finding a girlfriend because he could always just date an ugly, flat-chested wallflower.
There are plenty of guys who don't have that option.

>>37294872
>No girl has ever not had the option of dating a pathetic doormat like me so theoretically it should be easy to find a boyfriend
It actually is. At least comparatively so. There are far more dateless men out there than there are dateless women.

ITT: Self-confessed autists are also self-proclaimed experts on women.

>>37294872
>no boy has ever had a problem finding a girlfriend because he could always just date an ugly, flat-chested wallflower.
But there are plenty of guys who couldn't

>>37294872
Men always have to initiate, unless they're one of the best-looking ones. Any and all women can just put up a profile on a dating site and get dozens/hundreds of offers (many of them terrible, but still they could hypothetically have a boyfriend).
Now sure it's true that it can be equally hard for a man and a woman to find a good, compatible partner.

>>37294826
Yes exactly. I like you Anon. May we never meet each other in real life!

>>37294845
>Let the 80% speak.
>80%
More like 20% though

Women are human garbage.

>>37294872
Even the ugliest chick has at least three or four pervs wanting to bang her.

>>37294880
The 80% refers to those men who are unable to get casual sex.

>>37294871
Really? That's unusual.
The only guys I know who got together with fat girls were either deeply in love or complete betas desperate for a bang (I never counted them given that it was mainly about sex for them)

>>37294884
>I never counted them for arbitrary reasons so I can make things look more equal even though they obviously aren't

>>37294883
yes, I know. It's nowhere near 80%, closer to 20% if even that.

>>37294773
Smart girls don't exist.

>>37294886
If you're seriously suggesting most men can even dream of getting casual sex you may be retarded.
I mean, most men have significant trouble getting *relationships*, which should supposedly be easier.

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>>37294876
We offer only our viewpoints as born outsiders.

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>>37294773
Yes, that sounds likely.

If pic related had a PhD and ran a small business, she would surely get no attention whatsoever.

>>37294853
Why does it matter that she's married, sir knight?

>>37294890
It wouldn't be her PhD or money that draw in attention.

>>37294888
getting sex is easier than getting a long-lasting relationship
there are times when I wish there was someone around but there are time where I'm happy that there's nobody around
in a long-lasting relationship, I'd constantly have to shove these feelings up my ass because I'm supposed to constantly pay enough attention to my partner
and then she might have times when she wants to be alone, but in her case, she won't have to pretend she cares for what I want at the moment
or maybe if she will, that will just make me feel bad

I have never once laughed at this comic.

>>37294892
Plus the men she attracts would only be tolerating her intelligence because they find her physically attractive.

>>37294893
>getting sex is easier than getting a long-lasting relationship
The looks threshold for men to get casual sex is extremely high. Most men simply do not meet it.

>>37294888
>most men can even dream of getting casual sex
They can
I'm sorry for you dude but most men can, if they just put in the effort

>>37294892
>>37294895
>implying women care about education, money, and/or intelligence in men
silly anons

>>37294898
Yeah, that's what I meant.

>>37294897
Nope, I've known way more than enough guys over the years to say that you're unquestionably full of shit. Even if you're a Chad (doubtful given you're on 4chan) you would have known that from other guys.

>>37294896
Really? I'm not a movie-star anon, and I have nailed girls in, above and beneath my league. I mean, I talk to them like they're people, which seems to help, but it can't be all the difference.

A man and a woman are about to meet each other for the first time on a blind date.

The man's biggest fear: She won't look like her picture

The woman's biggest fear: She'll be raped and murdered

>>37294872
t. Woman

>>37294900
Chads like comics too anon.

>>37294901
>like they're people
There it is.

What the hell is that phrase supposed to mean?

> I will explain away the fact that I am a cunt keeps me single because...something something MEN

>>37294901
Given that there are guys who've literally had 1000s of rejections after just "talking to them like they're people", I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's most certainly not enough.

>>37294905
Most men talk to women either as something they do want to fuck or something they don't want to fuck and it is incredibly obvious when they are.

Every single man here would have a girlfriend if they lowered their standards enough

There's no shortage of lonely women out there who most people find undesirable.

In fact there's more women than men on the planet. Your odds are pretty good.

You all just want to aim for women higher than your league and then get pissed off and angsty when none of them want you.

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>>37294788
Not to mention incredibly expensive. And as we all know, the NEETs who want it will never be able to afford it.

>>37294908
If you think you or virtually any other man you've ever known doesn't do this you're more delusional than I thought.

>>37294908
You have to. Otherwise, you'll get friendzoned.

>>37294909
This is simply not true. There is an enormous surplus of lonely men, and there are far fewer women than men in general.

>>37294912
>than I thought
Speaking of delusional, you're not talking to the same anon, kissless.

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>>37294830
Take that back.

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>>37294909
>>Every single man here would have a girlfriend if they lowered their standards enough

>Come here anon! Come and give me a big kiss ;3~

>>37294915
>samefagging THIS hard
my sides, stop it man

>>37294918
So how's the sexlife, bud?

>>37294909
Mate, if my standards were any lower I'd be dating mole people.

>>37294810

looks more like pudge than roadhog.

>>37294773
If she wants to dominate a man she could just date a spineless beta, but she probably thinks she's too good for that.

>>37294917
Since you're probably the male version of that you shouldn't throw stones

>>37294919
Non-existent. I'm not a Chad, after all.

But neither are 80% of guys, so it's not like I'm alone or even a minority in this predicament.

But aren't people supposed to be genetically attracted to intelligent partners so the child could survive and be healthy mentally and physically?

If you don't have that, the results are, well, me.

>>37294925
Women are attracted to looks and nothing else. Unsurprisingly, those are not correlated with intelligence, or negatively correlated if anything.
You have a point about men, but they don't choose.

>>37294925
people are attracted to SUCCESSFUL partners

intelligence, unfortunately, does not guarantee that

>>37294925
women don't give a shit about looks. they're attracted to money and confidence.

men, on the other hand, only care about looks.

>>37294924
Things are pretty great here on Chad-Earth.

>tfw the only way I can empathize with women is when they're halfway intelligent
>they never are
I have more empathy for fictional women than for real ones.

>>37294917
Yeah that's his point.
Bite the bullet and end up with that if you're so lonely.
>>37294908
Doesn't that depend though. There's more men than women but men are dying earlier than women.
So there's more women than men but it's less than a percent, American isn't averaged so that all the single ladies are spread out evenly, and even then a good majority of those single ladies aren't even in your peer group.
And then that's not getting into all sorts of other issues that are generalized out of this equation.

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>>37294923
Nice assumption faggot. And further more, I can guarantee that that fat lady wouldn't settle for a "male version" of herself. At the very least she's go for someone at least in the league of Robert Pattinson, Benedict Cumberbatch, or whatever trendy male the teeny boppers get off on nowadays.

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>>37294928
>women don't give a shit about looks
It might not be the primary factor in deciding who they'll go for but they sure as fuck do

>>37294928
You're so wrong. Women only care about looks. Men are the ones who care about everything else.
This propaganda you're spewing has poisoned generations of thinking about the sexes. It has to stop.

>>37294934
Count the number of rich/successful ugly men in relationships.

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>>37294810
Not even with a rented dick.

Props to her for effort though. And actually sticking with something that fits bodytype.

>>37294935
Name a rich, successful single woman

>>37294810
Probably but I'm curious as to the face and what she looks like normally.

>>37294934
No, really, if she's not short with big tits, she might as well be a dude.

>>37294935
Excluding sexless "relationships"? Virtually zero.

>>37294940
>citation needed

>>37294939
Yet guys will still be lining up to date her.

>>37294773
Wrong! Girls get weat for thugs, psicopaths, criminals and rich men.

>>37294934
anon in general men care a lot more about looks than women. A man can have value even if they're rough looking if they're charismatic or rich or succesful. A woman's worth is always tied to her looks.

>>37294941
You can take your citation needed and shove it up your ass, you condescending Chad.
>>37294943
You can fuck off too.

>>37294943
So, niggers and rich men, then.

>>37294944
Ludicrously wrong on both counts.

Quality comics and cartoons thread /r9ko/.

>>37294948
It's hard not to fuck with the blind men as they describe the elephant.
I'VE NEBER HAD GURRL BUT AM EXPERT.

there is no such thing as a decent man

>>37294949
>implying Chads can be relationship experts
nice meme

there is no such thing as a man

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>>37294773
"Men don't like me because they're afraid of strong, independent women" is the female of equivalent of "Women don't like me because I'm a nice guy but women only date jerks".
If you think either then fucking kill yourself you human dumpster fire.

Guys, I've seen enough IRL pics of anons to know 90% of the people here are pretty ugly. The best looking of you are prob skinnyfat blond dudes with an ok facial structure for the males and a stereotypical RAWR XD boxxy looking girl for the females.

These "looks" debates are useless. You're all 6/10 at best.

>inb4 u 2

never said i looked better than anyone here

>>37294872
>By the same logic, no boy has ever had a problem finding a girlfriend because he could always just date an ugly, flat-chested wallflower.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=human+sex+ratio+at+birth

>>37294949
What you're actually saying is
>It's hard not to take the bait
Which I know is a problem /co/ has but still, fucking restrain yourself. Why the fuck anybody feels the need to whiteknight or defend their entire gender anonymously on a comics and cartoons board is beyond me.

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>>37294954
>90%
Is /fa/ over or under that?

>>37294954
How is this relevant? Nobody's arguing about that.

>>37294957

>Boys have Swag Men have class.jpeg

>>37294957
Tag yourself
I'm a darker version of Fatter John Belushi

>>37294923
Most people on /co/ are actually underweight, if we go by the polls and mini-surveys we do from time to time.

>>37294801
>"if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
See I can say the same thing and I'm a schizo

>>37294795

>TFW there are entire Tumblr pages based on this theme

Honestly. I'm a pretty moderate guy, but I start channelling Valerie Solanas when I read some of that shit.

So why go there, you ask? Because they often have some pretty good bondage porn.

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So, the "draw yourself" threads prove that /co/ is full of girls, but none of them post in blatantly misogynistic threads like this to refute the claims of angry ms children. Why is that?

>>37294869
>liking moomoo
>high test

what a sad life you must live. Enji is far superior

>>37294773
Where did this sort of logic even come from? It's the shit that parents tell their kids when no one wants to fuck them because they're insufferable to be around.

I'm curious as to how many self-hating guys trying to signal that they're the "good" ones and self-important women who don't know what they're talking about in this thread.

>>37294959
I prefer the current filename.

>>37294960
>tfw none of them fits you even remotely
Belushi + ~15 years + old man baldness or full Picard when I can be assed to. That's probably the closest I'd get.

>>37294956
>Why the fuck anybody feels the need to whiteknight or defend their entire gender anonymously on a comics and cartoons board is beyond me.
Anons are full of restrained anger and have been so all their lives, and there is no more adequate outlet for all that spite and hate. Sports aren't enough. We need to know somebody is upset.

>>37294964
>believing "proof" on the Internet
You have to be at least 18 to post here.

>>37294964
>the "draw yourself" threads prove that /co/ is full of girls (male)
Fixed

>>37294954
I don't know man. I've seen some guys on /fit/ that could genuinely turn me gay with their looks alone.

>>37294964
>Why would people go into a thread to get offended
I don't know why any of us are in this thread

>>37294964
Maybe they want to discuss comics and cartoons?

>>37294957
What the hell is wrong with that guy's neck?

>>37294957
Holy shit, that guy with the cap has some serious neck game.

>>37294964
1. Why would they need to?
2. "blatantly misogynistic"
>>37294973
Then why would they come to /co/?

>>37294954
People who look good aren't desperate enough to post pics here, they'd have an instagram for that

>>37294974
>>37294975
Read the filename. Guess which name refers to him.

>>37294957
>white people.jpg

>>37294843
Orrrrr guess what, not every single cartoon character represents their author!
Shocking, I know.

>>37294978
Yeah, I know that. I want to know what kind of genetic prank can cause such a deformity.

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>>37294964
Everytime there're such threads or a link to these "cartoonify yourself" sites is posted, I go straight for the female option and design a woman both to bait people on /co/ and to sketch on a screen my ideal woman for my viewing, private pleasure. But I'm not very imaginative, so I don't do that all too often.

>>37294914
This is patently untrue. Check census data; women make up 51% of the population, you fucking retard.

>>37294777
If that were the case then men would just fuck flashlights for the rest of their lives and not even bother getting girlfriends or getting married. You're just being a dipshit.

>t-there can't be anything wrong with ME. I'm perfect! If they don't like me then it's just them!

>>37294984
*fleshlights

>>37294983
I think he meant that there are far fewer lonely women out there than there are lonely men.

>>37294983
You can take your census data and shove it up your ass. Instead of reading bullshit go literally anywhere and you'll see it's almost always a sausage fest.

>>37294984
>implying there aren't people doing that as we speak

>>37294986
Seeing how there's about 50% of both I'd guess there's approx the same amount of both in straight relationships, you know

because a straight relationship takes one of each

>>37294987
>if someone doesn't hang in the places I frequent they don't exist
is this some next level baiting or are you actually serious

>>37294989
Chads can get multiple girls.

>>37294990
>in the places I frequent
Where in my post did I say that, you autistic fuck?
>literally anywhere
That's quite the opposite there.

>>37294989
It'ts not 50/50, anon, it's the 80/20 rule or The Pareto Principle. If you're not an objective 8/10 at least, you're ugly to girls.

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>>37294773
>Implying
This is the same as "all girls only want assholes instead of nice guys like me," complete bullshit. Generally speaking dudes don't want to date retards who embarrass them every time they open their mouths and can't hold an interesting conversation to save their lives, they like to fuck them sure but that's different.

>>37294912
They exist. When I'm having a conversation with a guy and we're relating about something in a friendly and authentic way it makes me open up to him and feel comfortable. But if it feels really fake it doesn't matter what he looks like.

>>37294994
>all girls only want assholes instead of nice guys like me
Nobody ITT is saying they're nice. I think of myself as a born asshole who wishes he weren't.

>>37294995
Thing is, what men call fake and what women call fake are two vastly different things. Not as if people, be them men or women, truly like honesty in general.

>>37294995
It doesn't matter how "friendly" or "authentic" he seems, guys think with their dicks 99% of the time.
In fact, the guys who can fake it the best are generally mentally ill (sociopaths), for obvious reasons.

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so this is the power of co the board of comics and cartoons...whoa

>>37294995
He's just a good pick-up artist then.

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>>37294801
>Girls who shit all over "housewife" skills like cooking and sewing, not realizing these are actually incredibly useful skills that have been gender neutral for millennia
Enjoy struggling to make rent and high as fuck cholesterol because you can't cook a healthy meal out of ingredients that you careful selected based on price and quality

>>37294999
Are tracksuits THAT big of a dealbreaker in the United States? I'm not even in a slav country, but tracksuits aren't the cursed amulet doused in tritiated water that Americans seem to regard them as. Most men wear them in summer or winter. Hell, even the women do.

>>37294992
So you're a retarded faggot claiming his "lived experience" trumps scientific data?

LMAO, you're the same kind of retard as the SJW's who claim their "lived experience" trumps scientific fact.

>>37294989
Seems pretty simplistic.
The stats say 50/50 that doesn't mean someone's life says 50/50. And even if it did that doesn't account for actual compatibility with people or even more to the point a lot of seriously lonely people are lonely because they legitimately don't know how to reach out to people period. It's even worse when people don't seem to get that and just tell them to socialize more and have no idea that person doesn't know where to begin.
>>37294996
No he's saying this is the female equivalent of the Nice Guy.
She whines that men are intimidated by a smart confident woman but really she's just a cunt.

>>37294774
>>37294775
Boyfriend=/=fuckbuddy.
Any woman can get laid, not every woman can get into a real relationship

There's a ratio of positive attributes like physical attractiveness, intelligence, wealth, and shared interests to negative traits like physical unattractiveness/poor hygine, stupidity/general uselessness, and poverty that must be adhered to in order to get a boyfriend.

If she's a dumbass NEET white trash for example, she better be a good enough breadwinner to afford to support a significant other. If she's broke, stupid, and has no life skills she better hope she can be armcandy.

>>37295001
Even a kettle is too hard for most millennials.

>>37295003
Instead of throwing around insults, tell me anon: can YOU think of any significant number of places with a surplus of women? Now, how about for men?

>>37295002
I wear them, so there's definitely something wrong with wearing them

>>37294862
Nigga, 90Ibs all on your dick isn't exactly safe either, breaking your dick is always a risk when you do stupid porn positions that exist for no reason other than to look good on camera.

>>37295001
This.
A anyone who can't cook, sew, and do taxes is a failure at life skills.

>>37294945
>Chad
Not even close. The President of the United States is a fat guy with bad hair who's had multiple wives (who he's also cheated on). He's said it himself, when you're as rich and famous as he is, women love it when you put your hand on their genital area without asking.

>>37295005
>This sex/relationships dichotomy meme needs to stop, women get both.

>>37295011
>Chad
>Not even close. The President of the United States
This is some next-level bait.

>>37294778
>>37294775
>>37294774
Both men and women can easily get a boyfriend/girlfriend if they'll just take anyone who will bang them.

The thing they're actually talking about is getting a DECENT boyfriend.

>>37295007
I've been to plenty of venues that were majority women.

Hell, the last anime con I was at was about 50/50.

You're going to have to try harder than that, faggot.

>>37294773
desu its scales completely

those "tough" girls like pic are usually in reaction to something in life

she would gladly find herself being the woman to "The Man" in the relationship if he felt like putting up with the shit long enough to start cracking through walls

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>>37295006
I know and it pisses me off, we've create a society of such dependence that having basic skills is almost seen as magic or even shit on.

Yes, I can both change a tire and sew a rid in my shirt, why the fuck can't you?

>>37295014
>Both men and women can easily get a boyfriend/girlfriend if they'll just take anyone who will bang them.
There are many guys who NO girl will "bang"!

>>37295016
>38
I'm on the cusp of wizardry

I've had sex, but I'm also fat.

Where do I fit in /co/'s headcanon about relationships?

>>37295016
68

>>37295021
You are "the mistake".

>>37295021
The fluke

>>37295015
>the last anime con I was at was about 50/50.
Either the US is like a different planet compared to my country, or you're full of shit. Pretty sure I know which option is right.

>>37295016
70

>>37294773
>Smart
>incapable of turning of Chad or nothing instinct

Pick one.

She's right, if the girls are looking for insecure men.

Guys anxious to show off their alpha status are obsessed with bossing others around. Not just their women. Everyone.

Normal guys aren't impossible to get.

>>37295016
How the hell do you live your entire life never having a female friend

>>37295016
>pathetic normie
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS WIZARD

>>37295029
t. somebody very attractive and tall

>>37295029
Easy.
You live your life with barely any friends.
It's especially easy when you've become a complete social recluse by the time you hit the age you start making friendships outside of your gender
>>37295031
They could just be a normal socially healthy person. They usually have the hardest time realizing what others are like.

>>37295027
You've discovered the secret anon, 90% of self proclaimed "smart" girls are actually just idiots with an overly positive self image, just like how "nice guys" are usually just socially awkward jerkoffs who think holding the door open for that one girl once makes them nice but anytime anyone needs actually labour intensive or time consuming help they're nowhere to be found.

Basically, "I'm not the problem, everyone around me is"

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>>37294773

No, the problem is women deep down don't want to date beta cucks. A beta cuck would stay, a fedora neckbeard would stay. These men are not "dateable" though.

Has to be 6 foot
has to lift
love his family
must love dogs(or cats)[or both....fuck you]
have hobbies
love to pause movies they watch on netflix to explain things to me while I shift my interest back and forth between it and my phone looking at pinterest
must love kids, cause I have 1 or two...or three from a previous failied relationship

Human sex strategy is awful, your mating displays failed.

>>37295031
Again, I'm fat, short, and most of my friends in highschool and college were female. This only changed when I entered a massively male-dominated workplace.

It helps if you're not an autist.

>>37295031
>>37295032
more fat and 4/10 looks but ok
never had a girlfriend and am a virgin, but have had a few friends as a kid.
guess there's still hope for me then

>>37295035
Where I'm at literally everything is male-dominated, and I've been all around the country here. I'm really skeptical of these types of claims for that reason.

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>>37295002
it's a reference to the best live action comedy series, pleb

>>37295034
>love to pause movies they watch on netflix to explain things to me while I shift my interest back and forth between it and my phone looking at pinterest
Seriously, why the fuck do women even "watch" movies when they only pay attention every 25 minutes for like three seconds?

>>37295035
>It helps if you're not an autist.
You're still asking too much from /co/, you damned demi-Chad.

>>37295037
Wtf do you live in Saudi Arabia or something?

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>>37295016
>45
>lonely as I am, I'm still just an apprentice
just 8 more years

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>>37295034
>have hobbies
Does watching cartoons all day count as a hobby?

>>37294795
Men are just giant wallets, by that logic.

>>37295041
No. Not every other country is like the US. In fact, most aren't.
I can often literally go for hours without seeing a single dateable girl at all.

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>>37295043

>>37295002
They're kinda seen as "the pants that I don't care about damaging" that you only wear to work, so if you're wearing them and not working it kinda gives off this low income vibe like you can't afford two separate kinds of pants

>>37294998
I respectfully disagree. I think it's a bit of misandry started by bitter women and picked up by jerk men to justify their behavior to themselves. Granted, most men do think with their dicks but most women also think with their wombs, it's human nature. Having that sexual drive doesn't preclude wanting to form a real connection with someone.

>>37295035
Whoa wait you're saying the key is to NOT be a complete social retard? I genuinely never thought of that, let me just switch on my social skills switch.

>>37295047
And why would I wear something nice outside of an important meeting?

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>>37295046

>>37295029
>>37295031
I am somewhat attractive and tall.
but, also social anxiety, probably autistic. and have no friends period. so, female friends also are included.

>>37294773
My gf is smart but still loves getting fucked hard and drinks my cum and calls me daddy

Whos the man?

>>37295050
I'm not talking full on suit pants, but shit like jeans, corduroy pants, etc.

Basically anything that isn't track pants or pajama pants.

>>37294909
Why cant YOU lower your standards?

>>37294909
Autists could lower their standards to the negative, they're still never getting laid. Ever.

>>37295033
Nice guys are literally just kind men who are weirded out that treating women like people makes them not like you.

>>37295055
Not lonely.

>>37294909
>believes in leagues

lol. When you value one person greater than another, you're a superficial piece of shit. Not everyone has the same standards. Some people like DC, some like marvel. When you decide that someone is lower or higher than someone else and they should not be a couple, why stop their? Why not get into eugenics? Why not started decided what other traits we want breed out of society?

>>37295052
>I am somewhat attractive and tall.
Just go to a club or something, you should get laid in no time at all. No social skills required, really.

>>37295058
Oh my a woman is a hypocrite not surprising in the least.

I envy those lunatics on /r9k/ who have no empathy for your kind its just a weakness for you to exploit.

>>37295021

Chubby chasers.

>>37294773
She sounds like the female equivalent of the Nice Guy.

>>37295059
>Not everyone has the same standards.
You're wrong.
>Why not get into eugenics? Why not started decided what other traits we want breed out of society?
Newsflash: that's literally what women have been doing throughout human history.

>>37295061
It's not hypocrisy. They don't need to lower their standards because their needs are being met.
It's like someone saying they're hungry and being told to eat shit by someone who isn't hungry. They don't need to eat shit, they're not hungry.

>>37295057
t. self proclaimed "nice guy"

>>37294884
ANON. They get with them when they are skinny and BOOM she unleashes the cake eating demon inside her.

>>37294964

They won't dignify these subhumans by responding to them.

>>37295065
But if none of them are willing to lower their standards, that guarantees some guys won't get laid no matter what they do.

>>37295066
See what I fucking mean. They hate kind men so much they made a buzzword for hating them.

>>37295056
>implying girls care about autism
Attractive autists get laid, anon. All the time.

>>37295065
Oh look the I DINDU NUFFIN I SWEAR act by a woman how expected.

>>37295064

women aren't very good at it collectively though. The majority of the population doesn't have this conviction, hence we have all these "undesirable" that should have been breed out of human history. It cannot be that way. If the end all be all trait for male hair color was black, we'd only have black haired men. Thing is, sexual strategy does not work that way. Attraction doesn't either. There is no perfect set of standards, variety in appearance and personality is proof to that.

>>37295073
The top 20% isn't absolute, it's relative. As certain traits are slowly bred out, previously okay traits become unattractive. It's a continuous process.
There is very little variety in attraction, by the way.

>>37295070
That's just a word for beta orbiters who get mad when their affection is unreturned instead of moving on and not getting hung up on any one person.

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>>37294773
>Guys who want to be "the man" in the relationship
I fail to see the issue here. Maybe she should stop chasing guys that don't fit her type?

>>37295056
Only because there are no fuckable trains.

>>37295075
"Oh my god like why wont a guy just not use me like a piece of meat"

"Wtf you care about me? Piss off nice guy"

Fellas get rid of your empathy for women if you really want to succeed.

>>37295075
What if their affection is always unreturned no matter what they do?

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>>37294902
>>The woman's biggest fear: She'll be raped and murdered

Women are drama queens. News at 11.

>>37295074

Then....it doesn't exist. If the majority accepts the majority, and the minority is selective to others in the minority you're talking about a false positive.

>>37295080
>Jake is raped
>you can't rape a man
>SJW truly believe this

>>37294902
The fact she engaged with the idea of rape or murder in her brain meas she is asking for it.

>>37295081
Whatever you are babbling about makes no sense.

>>37295079
Well there's always prostitutes. That's a guaranteed business transaction.

>>37295014
Hey, nowhere does it say decent.

>>37294984
this is exactly why japan has an aging population

>>37295085
Unless it's illegal where you are, especially if your country has made it illegal to go abroad for that purpose and/or you're simply too poor to do so on a regular basis.

>>37295070
"Nice guy" specifically refers to deceitful assholes who act as if they're friends who care about the woman as a a friend, but who in reality are suitors who get really pissy and aggressive and bitchy the moment they're told they're seen as friends, even though they went to great lengths to present themselves as friends, and who think that because they showed basic courtesy towards someone this means they're now owed sex

>>37295086
Decent bf dont exist its a buzz phrase like why cant I find a real man.

>>37295084

lol, Im sure it won't make sense to you. You're shitting random percentages out your ass. Basically, read up on human behavioral ecology and stop making shit up next time you talk about this subject.

>>37295089
So basically all guys who aren't Chads (and have female friends). But we already knew that.

>>37295050
Because you care about the impression other people get from you, supposedly

>>37295091
>human behavioral ecology
I couldn't have memed it better myself. The perfect way to cap your stupidity and general cluelessness

>>37295089
I really hate these guys

>>37295089
>Act nice to someone
>Expect them to be nice back

This is basic empathy logic femanon the fact you struggle to get tgis shows the vast mental difference between our genders.

This mental gymnastics to rationalize why you hate kibd men just sickens me. I hope your male partner breaks your face.

>>37295092
so you think guys with female friends only have them as friends because they potentially want to fuck them

>white people

>>37295038
pls give me the name t filthy foreigner who's not heard of it but is intrigued

>>37295089
This is no different than women that lead men on for free meals, entertainment, etc under the guise of "dating" with no actual intention of forging any kind of relationship.

>>37294979
Please it's generation because no body is coming out of the womb without looking like a freak or playing one.

>>37295098
Trailer Park Boys i think

>>37295079
Then maybe it isn't just incompatibility, and you really are awful.

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>>37295094
>The top 20% isn't absolute, it's relative.
>(you)

>>37295097
Women are just dumb they think guys even want to bone their female friends. Its all bullshit rationalization that can be summarized as ME WOMAN CAN DO NO WRONG.

>>37295097
>It doesn't matter how "friendly" or "authentic" he seems, guys think with their dicks 99% of the time.
>In fact, the guys who can fake it the best are generally mentally ill (sociopaths), for obvious reasons.

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>>37295016
56. Cool.

>>37295096
"Being nice back" doesn't include pity sex.

>>37295107
>pity sex

No you dumb cunt any man has noticed if you treat a woman like crap she sticks with you but if you them decency they suddenly become cold hearted bitchs.

This isnt even about your meme nice guy bullshit its about the fact you like men who are unhinged savages.

>>37295099
How is it no different? Those women don't end up demanding anything from those men if they choose to break it off, quite the opposite actually.

>>37295103
Anything wrong with that statement? Or are you just gonna keep on memeing?

>>37295109
ME WOMAN CAN DO NO WRONG.

Absolutely no empathy at all.

>>37295108
What's funny is you probably haven't experienced this personally, you just assume this is the case because nobody will get with you. And yet, despite being such a huge asshole, still nobody wants to be with you. But somehow you still think this stupidly reductive rule about what every single woman in the world wants and has to be doing behind your back works.

>>37295108
This is only because assholes are usually good-looking, for obvious reasons (that is, people wouldn't let them get away with it otherwise). Look around, you'll notice the pattern soon enough.

>>37295096
>expect them to be nice back
No, anon.
"Nice guys" don't expect women to be nice back. They don't want friendship, they want sex. That's the problem. Often the women think that they've made a friend and are happy about it and ready to be very nice back. That doesn't include sexual relations though.

Friendship and romance are two different things. You don't fuck your friends unless there's some sort of a "friends with benefits" (=barely known acquaintance you only see for sex) thing going on. But you don't fuck your real friends because that shits up the friendship. However "Nice guys" think that friendship is like the kitchen entrance to sex, the secret cheat code, that once you worm your way in to the good graces of a woman through presenting yourself as "just a good friend and a really nice person" it'll be easy to transition into sex. They're fake cunts who first pretend they're there for the friendship and friendship alone, and then react with bitchy tantrums when they don't get the sex they were after all along once they finally try to make a move. Liars and two-faced worms, essentially.

If you're not satisfied with just friendship don't pretend to be a friend, because you're not.

>>37295104
dunno what you're going on about
>>37295105
>guys think with their dicks 99% of the time
but they don't though

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>>37295092
Paul Dini was still this way in his 30s, but he eventually got himself together and married Zatanna so there's always a glimmer of hope.

>>37295112
God I want to hit you it is just amazing how you think your gender cant do no wrong its always mens fault.

>>37295114
Nice guys are kind men not guys pretending to be nice stupid cunt.

>>37295092
No, guys have female friends stay friends with even though there's no sex
Nice guys are the ones who'll turn nasty and throw a fit and will cut all contact if they don't get pussy when they ask for it. That's not friendship

>>37295110

There's nothing right about the statement. Whats its based on? What "top 20%" who are these "top" people? Whats the other 80%? You just pulled a god damn number out of your ass to sound smart and laughed off human behavioral ecology as a meme, which is what we're talking about, this whole thread is talking about it. Are you playing dumb, or were you seriously taught wrong? Who hurt your brain to make you think such bad thoughts? If this person is a "teacher" they did a bad job with you.

>>37295080
The best part of that image is that it implies women are inferior to men as it is assumes that men can maintain high functioning thought despite being intoxicated.

>>37295117
And yet despite being a (purely hypothetically) violent asshole, you're still not getting laid. But I'm sure if you hit someone hard enough, you'll prove you're right in the end.

>>37294773
>This thread
Man why are the faux nerds here so delusional?
>le just b urself bro xdddd
Literally fuck off

>>37295123
Being yourself is fine as long as you're not a completely terrible person, and if you're a completely terrible person you have thinks to work on before you go looking for love.

>>37295115
But they do, though.
Source: I've known more than enough very different guys over the years to have a representative sample of sorts in mind.

>>37295099
Well no. It's related in the sense that leading someone on for benefit is bitchy as fuck, but pretending to be a real friend when you're anything but is really fucking shitty. I mean the men "dating" these hoes you describe aren't under the illusion that they've made a real close friend they can rely on, they're all the time thinking that they're courting some chick who's being a bit reluctant, they're just not aware just how reluctant the bitch is being

so both are reprehensible but I'd say that duping someone into thinking you're a real, genuine friend when you know you don't give a shit about them and only want to benefit from their wallet/body is somewhat shittier. Both really shitty tho

>>37294816
>at least women are generally more open to other worldviews
Absolutely and without doubt not correct

>>37295109
>those women don't demand anything
Except their time and money while dangling the carrot. I specifically mentioned women that lead men on for a reason. I'm not talking about normal shit and neither were you. Yet you cannot acknowledge that women can be just as terrible and passive aggressive as those nice guys you loathe.

>>37295122
>Man gets violent
>Means hes a violent asshole

This is 4th grader tier logic though expected from a woman.

Also nice to see the hurr virgins insults beginning proving you are a woman.