That kid

>that kid that was close to the edge and almost went on a killing spree.

I'm glad I took a week off.

There was a girl in my 12-grade Communications class who refused to do anything except draw dogs with human hair. She left her Deviantart open one time, and she had over 500 drawings of colorful dogs.

>>37292992
>that kid who stole a box cutter from the auto shop and pulled it on another kid for talking shit about his fidget spinner

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>>37292992
>that annoying scene girl who constantly dyed her hair obnoxious colors
>mfw she had to shave her head because her hair was so damaged

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>>37292992
>That kid that went for a week then disappeared
>that kid who ran away during school hours to avoid the abuse from his parents
>that kid who would miss over 50 days of school

>>37293141
Underage get the fuck out
>but I'm 18 and he's a freshman
Doesn't matter high-school fag get the fuck out

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>>37292992
>that kid who brought his dog to school
>that kid who was kinda gay but still got tons of girls
>that kid who make fun of the black kids by calling them niggers and then he was almost beat to death.
>That kid who wanted to play duel masters while averyone played yugioh or pokemon.

>>37292992
>That kid who printed pictures of memes and showed them to people at school

Almost me, but it was demotivationals desu

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>>37292992
>that kid who ate stuff from trash bin for money
I was that kid

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>That girl who had bazinga tits already in 8th grade
>That boy who took her virginity
it was me

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>>37292992
>That kid who died of an overdose
>that kid who killed herself
>those kids who pretended to care

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>>37292992
>That repressed emo kid who thought his earphones were silent but everyone heard him listening to my chemical romance

Fuck that was actually me

>That kid who tried to explain to everyone that hitler did good stuff for his country
>That kid who did a presentation on anime
>that kid who looked hideous but still got mad puss
>That kid who used to wear 5 belts
>that kid who i'm pretty sure was a billionaire but dressed like a poor kid
>That slut who fucked your whole 9th grade class but wouldn't even look in your direction
>that kid who fucking died.

>>37294038
>>that kid who killed herself
>herself
Was she abused? Children who decide to kill themselves are usually very, very damaged.

>that kid who got made to walk around the cafeteria with 4 pages of the lyrics to gold digger by kanye west stuck to his back

>>37294111
Kids have killed themselves over much less, because sometimes they really dont understand the weight of suicide

>that one kid who peaked in high school, and he'll post throwback stuff about high school all over his social media.

i kind of feel bad for the guy. all his buddies moved on years ago and he'll still try to comment on all their posts

>>37294057

>that kid who tried to explain Hitler did good stuff

When I was in high school there was this cute girl who started talking about this in class during a conversation about Hitler. If only I wasn't such a liberal at the time.

>>37292992
>That kid who printed pictures of memes and showed them to people at school
This was me, but it was before memes so it was just dirty jokes to try and get people to like me ;_;

>>37292992
>that kid who caused a teacher to quit
that was me and some other kid
>obese lardwoman from ivy league university comes to teach us chemistry in highschool
>literally no one respects her because she's fat and sounds like a tuba on wheels
>eventually class goes from us sitting in chairs to us walking around playing music on our phones
>take my phone and leave it to run a ten second track of "the worlds loudest orgasm" at a different table in the room
>everyone walking around doing some project, teacher tells us to sit, mexican friend insists "Baby humms, we can't were not finished!"
"Ms. Hummel will you go to prom with me?"
"MS HUMMEL PLEASE!!!!!"
>worlds loudest orgasm starts blasting from center room
>she starts crying
>goes on a rant about the school
>doesn't show up the next day
>or the day after that
>mfw more than a few hundred kids didn't learn chemistry because no one respected the walking tuba enough to listen
No picture, but just insert a planetesmal british woman

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>that kid who was so autistic he couldn't find friends even among the other actually autistic kids
>that kid who was actually autistic but could beat the shit out of everyone
>that kid from another country who thought they were better than everyone else
>that kid who was always ahead in classes but actual shit at everything at the same time
>that kid who did meth and got cought
>that kid who wore a fedora before it was cool
>that kid who wrote poetry and thought he was cool
>that kid who brought guns to the prom
>that kid who was on 4chan once and drew rage comics in class
>that weaboo kid who knew how Wolf is in japanese and bothered everyone with it
>that kid with heelys

>>37294275
>that kid with heelys
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>that kid who got drunk, fell out the window and got himself paralyzed
>that kid who got bullied and called police to his school
>that kid who showed porn to other classes
>that kid who was catholic and hot and wouldn't fuck with anyone
>that kid obsessed with Linkin Park
>that kid who only listened to True Metal
>that kid who was in a band and couldn't play anything
>that kid who was asian stereotype and played WoW all the time

>that kid who brought a snake to school
>that kid who rigged the school's online mock election
>that kid who started a fight with his ex's new boyfriend in the middle of hall
>that kid who called one of the founding fathers a fascist in the middle of someone else's presentation
>that kid who brought a shotglass to class and did shots in class whenever the teacher did certain things
>that kid who wouldn't stop flirting with the history teacher
>that kid cheated on tests but the administration loved them so it got swept under the rug

>>37294148
That's so fucking specific I'm surprised someone from your school found out you went on /r9k/

>that kid who was going to go hunting after school so he left guns in his car and got expelled

>that kid who browsed chan when it was new and talked about it in school
it's a meme you dip

>that kid who maintained several long distance relationship and thought he's got all mad pussy
>that kid who fucked his little sister and it got swept under the rug because he was on soccer team
>that kid who told on pedophile PE teacher and got beat up by him in class in front of everyone
>that kid who let guys play with her massive 7th grade tits for change
>that kid who got cought stealing
>that kid who got in trouble for being stuffed in the locker all day and not attending classes
fuck the last one was me

>that kid who dressed up as that habbo hotel character to go see snakes on a plane. and he was the only one who did it

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>that ultrareligious kid that was much more christian than you thought
>that kid that rolled a 7g blunt one day and had 4 people in his car, and a half dozen more outside all passing it around
>those 2 roasties that fought eachother and got suspended
>those 2 kids that were supposed to fight, but didnt because staff knew and were waiting, since the whole school knew
>that kid who had a seizure in class
>that girl who's bf killed himself
>that spanish teacher who quit probably from stress, and pulled on her hair
>that kid who liked motorcycles/metal/guns, only wore a leather jacket and seemed constantly angry, and had 0 friends
>that kid who almost exclusively did party drugs and you were 80% sure was at least bi, and did molly one day during gym class
>those kids that smoked weed in the back of the class during a substitute teacher
>that kid who, on a couple occasions, made aluminum/toilet cleaner bombs during lunch
>that kid who was cool enough to know about, and be around some of the nutty shit that went on, but not enough to be really involved with anyone and just floated around
gee i wonder which 2 are me

>that kid who FUCKlNG DlED

>>37294275
>that weaboo kid who knew how Wolf is in japanese and bothered everyone with it

what did he mean by this?

>Went to a clothing optional school up until the end of HS
>No crippling autism as hard as anything itt

Worst was an atheist fag who had to debate everyone out of the blue.

>>37294660
>that kid who told on pedophile PE teacher and got beat up by him in class in front of everyone

story?

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>that kid who posted in that kid threads that ended his greentext with a spoiled "I was that kid"/"It was me"

>>37295876
>9yo
>small town
>molested
>told parrents and teachers
>PE teacher asks kid on the stage during lunch
>everyone watches
>kid gets beat up to blood

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>>37295962
i asked for a story, not a


quick rundown

>>37293110
hey that sounds p cute :3

>>37293141
fake i think

>>37294038
>That friendly Chad who killed himself a month before graduation.

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>that kid who was in every of your classes
>he showed up in the morning and vanished after lunch

>that kid whose PowerPoint was just a bunch of special effects and no information

>that shy girl with big tits
>that kid who talked about military history
>those kids who discussed politics
>the one black weeb who wore glasses who didn't look weebish and was chill as fuck
>

these threads are shit because they get constantly clogged with

>obscure description of some autistic shit
>ha ha it was me the whole time guys i need the attention here cause i didnt get it at any point in school

kill yourselves

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>That kid who played Gorllaz and RATM over the computers during class every chance he got
>That kid who was heavily into Nazi Germany and had the Sean Spicer haircut before it was cool
>That kid who wore a trenchcoat to school everyday and was a self-hating faggot
>That kid who got expelled for "accidentally" tripping the fire alarm
>That kid who read furry webcomics on the library computers
>That kid who brought a gun to school and showed it off to all his friends instead of shooting the place up
>That chill kid from the hood who hung out with you and bragged about doing drugs and stuff, then dropped out next year
>That kid who wouldn't shut up about League of Legends
>That girl who fucked the entire football team and then tried to commit suicide when people found out
>That girl who played anime as a project and kept telling everyone she would move to Japan
>That girl who fainted at the sight of blood, despite her mother being a hospice nurse
>That kid who had to move school districts because he constantly sperged out in class

>>37297118
Project harder.

>that kid who made up autistic lies about his life to seem cool
>he did other fucknigga shit as well
>but he could genuinely fight like a beast so he never experienced any real repercussions

he was like a little Chris Kyle, except at the end of the day this kid was actually a good person and I didn't know Chris Kyle so I can't say (I've heard some bad shit about him though)

>>37297254
>That kid who read furry webcomics on the library computers
probably me tbqh senpai

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>>37292992
>That white kid who did Naruto as a book report in 5th grade
I know you are reading this Jacob

>>37294568
I went to the same school as you

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>that kid who was extremely autistic and walked around with a hammer in woodworking class
>that kid again who was extremely autistic and got chased down the hall after class and once slammed into a mexican chad who tried to beat him up
>that autistic kid again who once ran down the hall straight into a metal fire door and also tripped up the stairs to look funny
>that autistic kid again who walked the wrong way during graduation and freaked out so he punched the teacher and them himself and made autistic cow noises while running away
>that kid who wore a fedora to school and wore a leather anime mask and got yelled at by the principal for it
>that kid who told everyone he fucked his little sister to "be cool" (he probably did it but he got off because no evidence)
>that kid who brought a mario plush to school after cutting its nose, moustace, ears, and hat off and stuffed it with taco meat with his friends
>that dyslexic kid with a constantly cracking voice who could barely read the simplest of sentences (pic)
>that fat hispanic kid who came to middle school 7 days total in 8th grade and got kicked out of graduation

>that kid who had born with dyslexia but got his arse kicked by his special education teaching mother when he was little so he didn't experience dyslexia because he corrected it at young age that still got the bonus times on tests and the computer.

>it was me.

>I didn't even used the extra time.
>all my youth was reading weird words in a little book of words made to trick you.

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>that kid who smuggled his mom's thrown away pain pills into the school and sold them for 10$ a pill
>that kid who drew slits on her wrist in red Sharpie
>that Stacy kid who told on everyone who cusssd

>>37297058
>I knew similar anons

>>37292992
>That kid who was too intelligent for the normies, too spergy for the nerds, and had interests to obscure for anyone else.
>That kid who photoshoped the principal onto Nazi propaganda and hung up a a large poster
>That edgy kid the normies liked because he could make them laugh
>That tard who sung danger zone to himself in the bathroom
>That kid who goosestepped through the hallways
>That kid who fell down the stairs and traces of his blood remained for a while
>That chad who lost the SGA elections because of fuckery from the school
>That kid who spent all of highschool working on a book assuring people by next year it would be done

>>37299418
>That kid who fell down the stairs and traces of his blood remained for a while
Holy shit, that was me

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>>37292992
>>That repressed emo kid who thought his earphones were silent but everyone heard him listening to my chemical romance
Well... shit.

>>37299509
Every fucking time i walked up and down the stairs, I was worried that i'd slip. I never did, but the stairs were hard as fuck and I'd just imagine lying there bleeding as people walked to class stepping over me.

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>that kid who got lost in the moment discussing current events during the whole north korea shabang and clapped his hands really loudly and shouted "ITS HAPPENING!" while the class was quiet

i get a little carried away sometimes, what can i say

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>That kid that sent white powder to the superintendent and got the hazmat team called to the school
>Those handful of kids who became sociable after they started smoking pot
>Those kids who openly aspired to become career criminals
>That kid who had no other goal in life but to get into an ivy league school and cried when they got B's
>Gray hoodie kid

>>37293110
>refused to do anything except draw dogs with human hair
I'd be interested in seeing these drawings. You don't have the link do you?

>that kid who shrieked in The middle of class for no reason, multiple times
>That kid who made video game references to teachers
>That kid who cried when he forgot to bring his backpack
>That kid who offered to fuck guys for$15

>>37299645
>That kid who had no other goal in life but to get into an ivy league school and cried when they got B's
fucking fags

>>37297058
Michael? Where's the last one?

>that kid who would draw his own comic books and would show them to everyone at school

>>37300566
oh shit nigger that was me, except I showed it to my class only

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>that kid who wore a fedora and cried when he got budzoned

>That kid who fell to the floor crying from laughter for around 3-5 minutes holding up the entire class, because of a joke another student told him
in my defense the new school tard DID look a lot like Doofy from Scary Movie 1

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>>37294057
>5 belts

How?

>>37292992
>>That girl who was really obsessed with horses and everyone suspected her of being a zoophile
I can't say I remember that last part
you sure that wasn't just you that thought that

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>that kid who posted a video of him trying to bread his PS3 controller with his head for Facebook likes
>Those kids that were some of the coolest jocks who turned out to have been robbing fast food places all over town
>That quiet smart girl who was pregnant by senior year
>That kid who tied a dog to a tree and ass raped it

>>37293224
I missed half the school year. No regrets. I got 2 college degrees and a sweet GED. Fuck daycare

>That kid who made a lot of anti-Semitic comments
>That quiet kid that seems passive but has moments of pure rage I feel you fuck with him the wrong way

>>37301571
>That quiet smart girl who was pregnant by senior year

And she probably loved the boy very much, and they got married and lived happily ever after with 8 more children. :3

>>37302033
Or died in streets

>>37293726
>for money
nigger i still do it now for free
fuck outta here

>>37292992
>That kid who jacked off loudly in the bathroom
I am that kid, I do it at work now.

>>37294057
>That slut who fucked your whole 9th grade class but wouldn't even look in your direction
that cunt can go fuck herself. id prolly be way different if she fucked me

>>37294209

Hah hah:

> Wow, I turn 35 next week
> > ZOMG remember when you turned 15 and we got shitfaced and missed 1st period? I miss that...

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>that kid who keeps making that kid threads everyday

>>37294401
I feel like every single one of those are the same kid.

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>that kid whose grandmother came to school and yelled at the class
>that autistic kid who told everyone he was a wizard and demanded money in exchange for curse removal
>that kid who wore a leather jacket and metal T-shirts to school
>that kid who had green hair and was obsessed with bayblades

>that teacher who talked about socialism and lions instead of physics
>that old lady teacher who smelled of shit or strong perfume
>that teacher that had an aluminum bat with the names of bad students written on it
>that history teacher who threatened students by bringing their fist right in front of their face
>that one kid who licked the history teachers fist

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>That kid who parked his smartcar sideways in the parking lot and pissed off the school
>That kid who wore a labcoat and combat boots every year
>That kid who street raced with his own car since he was 15
>That kid who brought a stuffed monkey to school and went around calling it Baby Obama
>That same kid got suspended for calling the teacher that took Baby Obama away a dumb liberal on Facebook
>That kid who owned a fuck ton of guns by his senior year
>Those kids who collected Polar Pop cups and liked looking for trash in the river
>That kid who could tell any type of racial slur you could conceive of, and not get shit for it
>That same kid who threw entire blocks of deodorant across the locker room every day
>That kid who walked the entire mile in p.e, which was unheard of
>The really Christian girl that was really into horses
>That kid who got trenchcoats banned for wearing them all the time. (This was me)

>>37295625
Seizures and metal man

> that kid who went to the mall and dropped a huge trash can off the upper level onto the lower one and it almost fell on a Negress

> that kid who would tell stories like this in class and make other people YLYL and then they would get in trouble, not him who suddenly looked angelic

>That kid that got expelled for having an airsoft gun in his car
>that religious kid who maintained that he never masturbated throughout highschool
>that kid that wore gym shorts even when the temp dropped to -10

>>37299784
>that kid who shrieked in The middle of class for no reason, multiple times
that was me

> that long-haired kid at a conservative private school who told the teacher a joke about pussy and made her laugh in front of the whole class

>>37298266
>that kid who brought a mario plush to school after cutting its nose, moustace, ears, and hat off and stuffed it with taco meat with his friends
What the fuck am I reading

>that kid with autism who quietly moans during class and everyone thinks he's touching his balls

>>37302270
>blocks of deodorant
What.

>That kid who identified as non-binary for attention

>>37302394
He used to twist the stick of deodorant as far up as it can go, and tear it off and chuck it at the wall. Called it blocks because I'm retarded

>That kid who actually sucked a penis at 14

>>37302273
last 2
oregano

>>37293258
underage are among us anon

if you arent 20+ you need to gtfo you underage cucklings

>>37302461
Oh god I haven't seen deodorant like that in YEARS. All roll on I've used, and can remember using is liquid that comes out with the roller ball

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>>37293738
Fuckin normies
REEEEEEEmove yourself from this thread

>>37295826
>Went to a clothing optional school up until the end of HS

post the story anon!

>>37294271
American kids need to be beaten so hard

>>37295962
please tell me this guy is in prison

>>37302299
sounds like a pussy slayer

>>37292992
>that kid who caused a teacher to quit
That was me desu. Actually 3 teachers and 2 subs. I still feel guilty

>>37302203
Fuck you, you almost made me feel feels for my high school bully; he's exactly like this.

Almost got me. But not today

>>37292992
Are American schools THIS fucked up?

>>37294275
>>that kid from another country who thought they were better than everyone else
This is every Greek, Turkish and Italian immigrant basicly

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>>37302270

>That kid who got trenchcoats banned for wearing them all the time. (This was me)

What the fuck

>That kid who would always make excuses about where their assignments were and lied about doing them. (This was 100% me)

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>that kid who printed out a picture of a polish kid's face on the USSR flag with the Russian national anthem imposed over it and caused everyone to be investigated but no one suspected him because of his grades

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>that kid who had no plans for the future
>that kid who didn't know that he will be a NEET
i was that kid

>that kid who grew his hair out but everyone ripped the shit out of him for it including teachers
>that kid who exclusively listened to 80s cock rock
>that kid who would sperg out and try to impress any female he was talking to by saying completely off hand things about tragedies

>>37295826
>Worst was an atheist fag who had to debate everyone out of the blue.
How fat was he and did he wear a trenchcoat?

>>37294275
>>that kid who was actually autistic but could beat the shit out of everyone
hey, that's me.

mfw 6'5 and no one dared to fuck with me

>That weeb girl who had a sketchbook full of badly traced yaoi
>That genuinely retarded kid who chimped out and threw a fucking chair at some unsuspecting girl
>That kid who thought he was being funny by acting like the class clown but actually everyone just saw him as a cunt

>>37297254
>That kid who wouldn't shut up about League of Legends
Ouch, that was me.

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>that kid who forgot most of his school life memories
:(

>That kid who lost it when the teacher started making blanket statements during black history month and got branded a racist
>That kid who met the Spanish teacher out of school and got lucky.
>That kid who's vape pen exploded in his backpack.
>That kid you would spend lunch laughing at mlp porn in the school library.
>That kid who painted the window just high enough that the short principle couldn't see out.
>That kid would jerked off in class
>That kid who got a literal coathangar abortion
>That kid who got a full back shity tattoo which got infected in the back of a van

>>37292992
Joan Cornella is based

>that kid who made fun of the lesbian teacher by screaming through class that her in vitro kid looked "just like his father"
Teacher brought her newborn baby to class that day, had a good laugh though

>that girl who got pregnant at 13

years later I'd find at that age she was in a group of friends that would go sucking dick in cars near nightclubs for money so they'd have for partying
tfw the girls of my class were prostituting themselves and you missed it out.

>>37303306
i feel it. why tho

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>>37294057
Multiple belts are fashion for the white man

>>37302250
>>that teacher who talked about socialism and lions instead of physics
What a faggot

>that kid who would always stretch and bite his lips awkwardly

>>37294401
Fuck dude, you talkin about me? I did all these things and more

Texas btw

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>That wannabe Chad who always wore faggy clothes and always tried to hit on girls
>That same kid who tried to make a move on many of the teachers and got in trouble with the police over it
>That same kid who tried to hit on another kids mum during a parents evening and ended up getting beat the shit out of
>That same kid who tried to take other peoples gfs which also resulted in a beat down
>Over 10 years later and he still thinks he's gods gift to women

The guy was a cunt and still looks like it.

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>that kid that would leave his cum stains on the laptop lid from last night
>that fat kid that got stuck on the flying fox and had staff fetch a ladder to get her down
>that kid that always never had a partner for practical lessons
>that kid that honestly did not know how to socially interact with people and just listening to him made you uncomfortable
>that kid that bullied you that grew super short
>that kid that would casually pull out his dick in front of guys for no absolute reason
>that kid that never brushed his teeth and him breathing alone made you want to punch him
>all those short kids that were always achieving academic awards
>that kid that was as narcissistic as he was obese and had loud conversations about how smart he was

>>37294271
you and your friends should consider suicide, you fucking normie piece of shit

>>37293141
I actually believe it

>>37293448
Holy shit

I once had to have a one on one talk with the principal for printing a pedobear demotivational and forgetting to take it with me

>>37299929
>Michael?

Michael what? Give me an initial.

Memes didn't exist when I went to school you underage cunt

>>37302482
If you're under 25 you cannot be a robot

>That kid who had to take a year off because his ADHD was so bad and who came back super doped up

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>that Stacy with a boyfriend who let everyone in class feel her up
>that chad who had a similar personality and mannerisms to yours so you couldn't be yourself around classmates or theyd assume and give you shit for shadowing a popular kid
>that kid who repeated his senior year and acted like an obnoxious 6 year old on a sugar rush, standing on tables and yelling and repeating shit the teacher says for attention, yet everyone loved him as a class clown
>that kid who wouldn't shut up about politics
>that kid who kept trying to rebel against the school just because the principal was an asshole, ignoring that the staff has good intentions and treats us nicer than most teachers do
>that kid who ran like classic Sonic in the halls
>it was me
>that kid who kept flirting with girls two grades below his
>that kid who changed the backgrounds in the computer labs to turtles
>also me
>that aspie kid who constantly violently let out his hatred for normies and normie culture before learning to repress it three years later but it was too little too late and everyone hates him
>oh shit dat me

>that kid with straight A's who built a working vape pen and brought it to school

>btw it was made out of a metal tube, with paperclips for terminals, and a pen spring for the coil

>>37299929
>that kid who did Kennedy and other impersonations
>that same kid who took part in war reenactments
>that Christian kid who would always preach the word to your group
>that group of hipsters who were so random and talked about anime and other things they perceived to be "ironic" for people like them

>that kid who has a trenchcoat and an smg

>that kid that only swore in english

>that kid who hit his head so hard he got a concussion
>that kid who gamed him while he was getting carried out on a stretcher

>that kid who came to everyday of sophomore year drunk until he dropped out

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>that kid who would wear a motorcycle helmet on his bicycle ride home

>>37297457
red pill me on chris kyle

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>>37292992
>>That kid who jacked off loudly in the bathroom

>>37301519
#whitegirlsfuckdogs

CF original

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>that kid who would lock the autistic kid in a locker and get away with it
>that kid who constantly called the German teacher a Nazi
>that kid who took bloody shits in school and didn't flush
>that kid who pushed the fragile old history teacher and broke her ribs
>that kid who put eggs in people's hoodies
>that kid who died from falling out of a window of the p.e hall
>that kid who took a shit in the shower after p.e
>that autistic kid trying to kill himself after being caught with a calculator on math test
>that kid who farted and blamed it on the foreign kid so he got beat up
>that kid who almost died after falling from a rock during a break

>>37302033
>>37302062
kek

oriagami

>that girl who cried and cut herself cuz she didn't get 100% on a test

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>that kid that had disgusting fingernails he would never clip

shig a dig a nigggy nig

>>37292992
>that kid that smelled so bad it seemed like he lived in the trash can
>that autistic kid that didn't have any friends so he just walked behind random people from school to feel included

>that kid who threatened to shoot up the school, causing the school to close for a week.

>that kid who would wear the same clothes every fucking day for years
>that kid who told urban myths/legends from the internet as if they happened to himself or his relatives
>that kid who was the first hipster years before it was cool
>that kid who would humiliate himself for attention constantly
>that kid who smoked since she was 11
>that kid who had more armpit hair at 12 than you have now
>that girl who didn't shave her legs
>that girl who was buddy to every boy and got hated by every single female
>that kid who had a micropenis
>that kid who had a giant penis and showed it off as often as he could
>that kid who cried because of nothing
>that kid who answered teacher's questions with edgy quotes
>that kid who answered teacher's questions with rap quotes
>that immigrant kid who was always scared of his parents

>>37294660
>that kid who got cought stealing
DELETE THIS NOW

>>37308809
>that kid who would wear the same clothes every fucking day for years
>and told everyone when confronted with this issue he would own the same shirts and pants multiple times

>that kid who took a massive blue shit and showed everyone

>>37292992
>>That kid who dyed his hair a different color every two weeks and when he ran out of colors he started doing combos/streaks etc. and it made his hair become super damaged and dry

Literally me. For a while when I was working at a coffee shop and making money, I ordered like 10 bottles of multi-coloured hair dye.

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>that kid that daydreamed about an attack in the school where they saved their crush

>that nerd who stabbed chad with scissors

EVERY SCHOOL, right?

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> that kid who would print out 4chan memes and stick them all over the school

>>37299645
>That kid who had no other goal in life but to get into an ivy league school and cried when they got B's
Knew someone just like that. He took the SAT like 4 times (All of them >2000), went to the 'best' school in the county, and overall wouldn't stop complaining about 'low' grades (like 95%). He didn't get in and ended up in Florida of all places

>>37293258
>he doesn't know
Fidget spinners have been around since like '97. Still for autists tho

>that kid who smoked ridiculous amounts of weed to treat depression
>that kid who lost his reputation of being a good and smart kid because of this
>that kid who dropped out of school at 10th grade
Was me
>>37304968
Redditor leave
Never come back faggot

>>37309171
thank god I was in school before memes were a thing

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>that kid who never got chosen for heads up, 7 up

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>>37294038
Does this technically classify as Natural Selection?

>>37294057
>>That kid who tried to explain to everyone that hitler did good stuff for his country
Sounds like something I would do desu. Not even in an edgy manner, just off-handedly saying something like "Hitler did good things for Germany before he went to war". Yeah, I was a major 'that kid'. One day I tried to explain the butterfly effect in a very shitty manner using 9/11.

>that innocent christian girl who dated a muslim 9 years older than her and had her corrupted to the point where she acquired incredibly obscure kinks
it was like watching a train wreck in slow motion

>that kid who had to argue about everything. Even things that he didn't believe in

>>37302926
But we are better than anyone else tbqh

>>37309058
In mine School the chad was stabbed with a pencil in the leg.

>>37309732
there are like, 5 absurdities in that sentence

>>37309259
>before memes were a thing
What does that even mean? Memes have been around for hundreds of years

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>that kid who REALLY loved Jeff the Killer and Heath Ledger Joker and during Halloween, punched kids who dressed up as Batman
>that kid who was obsessed with wolves
>that chad who was a ginger midget
>that bully chad who lost all his friends after an ex gf of his shared a pics of him in diapers
>that kid who made money off of altering people's progress and report cards so it would like an good grade(me)
>that flamboyant VP kid who baked cookies for other kids and ended up going to juvie for the rape and murder of a kid he was babysitting
http://www.uticaod.com/article/20101213/NEWS/312139890

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>That kid who wore a white t-shirt, grey vest, necktie and fedora. Also had a goatee.
>That furry kid who constantly wore a fox tail and you never knew if it was clip-on or an anal plug. Looked like that shooter from Degrassi (pic related).
>That brony kid who constantly injected MLP pictures/fanart into EVERY PowerPoint. Even the presentation about schizophrenia and other sensitive mental illnesses.

I was that last one. I fucking hate myself for that.

>>37309570
jesus christ how old was she? that doesn't sound very legal at all

>>37292992
>That kid who pissed themself in class every day

that girl that menstruated and the chair with the stains of period blood would be around for months in the classroom never being cleaned by the service people.

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>>37292992
>That repressed emo kid who thought his earphones were silent but everyone heard him listening to my chemical romance
>>37297254
>That kid who read furry webcomics on the library computers
>>37304217
>that kid that honestly did not know how to socially interact with people and just listening to him made you uncomfortable

>that kid who wanted to assassinate bush for no reason other than fame
>that kid who tattooed his social security number to his chest and received only a D in art class for it.

>that kid who was obsessed with total drama island and started writing a comic about the kids his class if they were in a survival reality show, deciding who gets kicked off based on the events of the day

was me

>>37292992
>that kid that used a soldering iron to burn one of his nipples completely off during electronics class when the teacher was late
not even kidding
the smell was terrible

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> that kid who used to eat wallpaper in kindergarden
That was me

>>37311699
how did it taste
originigger