What are the prereqs to being a robot?

It's easier to say what disqualifies one from being a robot. For example, if you have ever had consensual sex you are not a robot.

At the absolute minimum:
>21+
>virgin (barring prostitution)
>very limited desire for social interaction
Anybody who seriously disagrees with this criteria is just being contrary

>>37292242
spend your entire life being mocked and have less than 3 friends

>>37292242
You aren't a robot if
>you have kissed a girl
>have lost your virginity or had oral sex with a girl who wasn't paid or forced
>you make over 55k a year
>you have any friends

>>37292467
>having any friends at all
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GTFO NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37292531
>you have kissed a girl

Question: I've kissed a girl once before as a 12-year-old but didn't initiate it, nor do I have the balls to initiate a kiss now. Does that count?

>>37292962
>but didn't initiate it
that makes you even less of a robot

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This should help determine if robot or not

>>37293772

57 with the bonus round....I'm a cyborg

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>>37293772
I got 75. This means I can leave now, right?

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>>37294277
wtf kill yourself normie. Stop taunting us shit!

>>37293772
I got 101 with bonus round. I just like to hear people's perspectives and thoughts on an anonymous board. I don't ever look down on anyone, though, I just think of everyone as an individual, and they're making lives for themselves, whatever that may be. Who am I to judge? I'm a fucking normie.

>>37293772
Shitty chart, obese is top normalfag tier. Fat people can't be robot, only skellies. I nearly shit myself just thinking about food.
I believe robots are better than normalfags. The most basic definition is neet, not a wagecuck. One day I'll give a shit enough to try and fix that chart.