Looks like you get three days of freedom. Enjoy it, wagecuck.

>>37291557

What song are you playing?

Dumb, smelly frogposter. Looks like Daddy's going to be home for three days, getting drunk.

>>37291557
thanks
what are you up to over the next 3 days? let's compare itineraries

> NEETs face when the barbers are closed for three days

What are you going to do?

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>>37292027
Silly wagie, I already mastered giving myself haircuts. With all my free time, I can persue any hobby of my choosing, including the fine art of cutting and styling hair.

>>37291557
Th-three days? Why are they getting three days? Mr. Shekelstein says I'm back in on monday. I only get the next two days off.

>>37292134
Yuropoor detected

orig

>>37291894
>Dumb, smelly frogposter. Looks like Daddy's going to be home for three days, getting drunk.

God fucking damnit.

My mom is going to be home all weekend and she's going to be drinking.

Fucking sucks I hate it so much.

>>37292027
>> NEETs face when the barbers are closed for three days
>What are you going to do?

Jokes on you wagecuck I got three haircuts on Thursday to make up for it, must suck being some time starved literal cuckold who can't spend his days in a gentleman's barber shop smoking cigars and discussing the big game while getting a nice shave. Sad!

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>>37291557
I haven't enjoyed weekends for over 2 years now.

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>>37292195
What do you NEETs do when your parents start hitting the bottle hard?

My dad gets a little violent...

>>37292134
it's a bank holiday
>>37292195
move out then

live your own life, anons. i'm wealthier than my parents at 26. i'm on track to retire at 40. and i get 3-4 holidays per year to rewind, as well as about 10-20 fun weekend getaways with friends and/or the gf.

so what if i work hard? i want to compete. i want my life to justify the way i look down on people.

>>37292185
No, I live in the glorious island caliphate of bongistan.

Who's getting days off? Can I move to your country and rest for a moment?

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>>37292294
>move out then

I'm a NEET, I can't

ha-ha w-wagies...

>>37292316
Nice sockpuppeting. Trying this again just like you did with the haircut meme that got turned onto you, wagie?

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>>37292092
Stay ragie wagie!

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>>37292297
what do you do that you're working monday?

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self employed mustard race

I work in a restaurant so I haven't had a weekend off in over a year.

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>>37292363
I wish, I so wish my parents didn't drink. I just want to move out to anywhere at this point. I'd go to a shelter but my parents wouldn't let me back in...

>>37292426
I'm a wageslave in a warehouse for a major shop. They don't believe in bank holidays. They had people working on christmas fucking day.

>>37292517
oh. shit, well, sorry mate that sounds awful
>>37292491
so does my dad. no idea how he does it, looks like a miserable existence he put himself through for us.
paying off for him now that my pay has gone from 28,000 to 124,000 in the space of 4 years tho

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>>37292263
My mom and dad are smaller than me so I can easily overpower them if I so please.

>>37291557
i might kill myself this weekend

but I probably won't

yeah probably won't

>>37292294
>live your own life, anons. i'm wealthier than my parents at 26. i'm on track to retire at 40. and i get 3-4 holidays per year to rewind, as well as about 10-20 fun weekend getaways with friends and/or the gf.
Why the fuck are you on this board you fucking normie? To laugh at us? Fuck you man. You're the worst. Why can't we have our own place on the internet without you absolute normals coming in and ruining it?

And don't you say you're "different" than the other normies, because even though you may think you are, you're clearly not.

>>37294195
>Why the fuck are you on this board you fucking normie? To laugh at us? Fuck you man. You're the worst.
i'm in this thread debating the relative merits of wage life vs NEET life.

>tfw not even sure what to do with three consecutive days off

>>37294297
Why are you on /r9k/ in the first place?

How often do you come here?

Do you genuinely believe to be able to understand or relate to the posters here?

>>37294605
>Why are you on /r9k/ in the first place?
dunno

>How often do you come here?
few times a week, mostly browse /tv/

>Do you genuinely believe to be able to understand or relate to the posters here?
absolutely. i was one of you, once.
i was a NEET with no prospects at 21.

>>37294640
ignore that faggot. /r9k/ users lash out at anyone in a better situation

I'll take three days of freedom over a whole live of enslavement to my own selfishness, NeetCuck.

>took last Friday off work for a concert
>boss paid me for it anyways
>not going to tell him

Looks like I'm $150 richer friends, what should I buy to celebrate

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>>37292092
>persue
Can you PERSUE the art of grammar?

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>tfw make 45k a year from being a landlord and my investments.
>tfw have a net worth of over 1 million
>tfw have 170k in my savings account right now.
>tfw live in comfy luxurious 1 bedroom apartment alone.

Rich Landlord/investor NEET life is true master race. I have more money than a wagie will ever have all while having unlimited time and no stress.

>>37295423
>They aren't making anymore land!

do salaried anons count as wagecucks? I made $122k last year and I don't understand how I'm supposed to be mad about having a job.

>>37295423
where did the capital come from to be able to afford to rent out your apartments/whatever

>>37294759
>grammar
9gag arrived
go away ne'ger

>>37295574
we were here first kthanxbai

>>37294672
Shut the fuck up fuck up and get off my board, normalfag.

>high paying job with lots of prospects at 26
>serious long term gf where they go on "vacay" together
>lots of friends
>works hard, doesnt live with parents
>"dude he's just better off than others dude"

No, fuck you, he's the exact definition of a normie. And a high achieving normie at that, probably a Chad.


This is the current state of /r9k/. Normalfags encouraging other normalfags to ignore board culture and continue to pervade and dilute a board that is not for them and has never been for them. You can go literally anywhere else on the internet, but you choose to come here. Get off my board you fuck.

>>37295832
Not that guy, but anon, look at what you're saying.

(you)'re saying
>high paying job with lots of prospects at 26

He's saying:
>i was a NEET with no prospects at 21.

Now, that's 5 years, anon. Five whole fucking years. A hell of a lot of shit can happen between now and then.

I'm a wage-slave as well, but I have hope that my life will get better. I was here in the beginning, this is my board. If my life gets better (please God) then this will still be my board as well. I'll just be in a better life situation.

As far as relating goes, sure, he may be a normie now, but that doesn't mean he wasn't once a robot. You're able to change yourself.

>>37291557
>tfw have to get up for work at 5:50AM on a Saturday
JUST

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bitch i wish, i do have to work at 5pm tomarro so it might as well be. gonne bike there. too.

>>37294723
A new job once he does payroll and finds out

Happened across this thread while listening to this. Seems appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCKsv3LDN20

>>37291557
Hope you arent the average power chords fretfag at least learn finger style with your infinite sparetime.
t. Violinist neet

>>37295574
The grammar is important when you are trying to larp as an arrogant neet.

>>37292363
>s-sockpuppet!
Kek, how pathetic

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>Be me.
>Middleclass.jpg
>Only living on my own because my Grandmother own's Great Grandmother's house.
>Live in small studio apartment.
>Work at a staffing agency.
>Do shitty jobs and fight the urge to sperg out and Harambe someone all day.
>Other workers are usually depressed and usually feel the need to share their shitty, black and white life philosophies with me.
>INTP, mind tries to apply shitty philosophy to every part of my waking life without my effort.
>Each time I get a call to work, I cringe.
>Think about necking myself whenever I'm at a job.
>Only feel comfortable inside, or outside and alone.
>Want company deep down, but feel uncomfortable around literally anyone else.
>Mostly work part time, pull around 300 Burgerydoos on a good week.
>Constantly reaffirm with Grandma that I know how ridiculous my rent is.
>She tells me that she's just happy with the amount of progress I've made.
>Know she's right, but have a hard time giving myself any positive reinforcement.
>Feel like I have a good life, but still struggle with swallowing the fact that I'm going to be tied to a society of normalfags for the rest of my life.
>My forefathers died in war for this.

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>>37295832
>Normalfags encouraging other normalfags to ignore board culture and continue to pervade and dilute a board that is not for them

Idk man this has always been a normie board, you call yourself robots but you bitch about regular normie problems, no offense, just seems hypocritical

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>>37296289
For what it's worth, my anger was directed at the guy I was quoting:
>>37294672 (this guy)

more so than it was directed towards the 26 year old who has a good job and gf and friends. Just something about the poster's attitude of "ignore the /r9k/ regulars, ignore the board culture" irked me.

I appreciate your post tho. You brought up good points. I hope you can change your life anon. I hope I can too. There's hope for all of us. There just has got to be.

But - I feel that if I got a gf, a good job, and friends, I wouldn't need to come on this board anymore. I think it would actually be detrimental to oneself to still come on this board if you had all those things. That you would be hindering yourself. You know what I mean?

But I dunno. If you keep working at it your life will get better. I am sure of it. Best of luck mate.

>>37297866
>Idk man this has always been a normie board, you call yourself robots but you bitch about regular normie problems, no offense, just seems hypocritical

I'm don't know who you're talking about. I haven't bitched about any of my problems ITT.

So I don't see how you would characterize my problems as normie or non-normie or robot or whatever else. You sure you're not confusing me with someone else?

And no offense to you but if you really think this has always been a normie board then I'm gonna need to see some identification. How long have you been posting here? No lying allowed, I will be able to tell 100% if you're telling the truth or not. If you are lying you WILL be issued a penalty game so choose your words carefully

>>37297996
>tfw no gf
>white bois cant compete
>women hate threads
>MBTI whatever that shit is
>Pathetic loser bingo
>Chado

Come on now. Surely your position in life isnt to be envious of these so called normies you claim to hate. I mean I wouldn't call myself a normie because lets face it, Im completely insane, see I was a normie until about 19. B-b-but then, everything changed.

But you dont see me freaking out about tfw no gf, or being a wagecuck.

See my definition of a robot is just someone with major depressive disorder towards society not envious of it. What I mean is you are a part of it but you just dont care.

and then he told me he was "Contributing to Society"!!!! hahahahahahaha
what an idiot

>>37291557
Jokes on you, i have to get up for work in 3 hours and only now went to bed.
Working sunday AND monday

Hahahaha NEET LOSES AGAIN