Autistic things you do

Literally me desu senpai baka

>only doing it when you're home alone

>>37290087
I yell and moan at let's players when they do something wrong or miss something obvious.

>>37290087
does having autism count?

>>37290087
Look I have autism, that's definitly the reason why I'm a piece of shit and my life sucks

>fall in love too easily and then get destroyed

>imagine a wheel spinning in my head
>want to stop the wheel
>can't stop the wheel, it keeps on spinning
>why can't I stop the wheel

>>37290765
Anon, just unplug it.

>home alone
>start dancing and imagining I perform the music I like in front of an audience impressing my high school bullies and crushes

I practice the noises the predator makes, from the distorted laugh to the clicking and growl. I'm trying to get better. I do this in public too.

I also spend entire days as a caterpillar wrapped in my blanket just squirming around my apartment

>>37290087
>home alone
>take out guns and act out pretend home invasion and burglar scenarios

fantasize about being in a punk band. Every. Single. Day.

>>37290872
Why not make a punk band

>>37290872
That can't be a hard fantasy to actualize

>>37290765
what the fuck I do this too

is this textbook autism ?

>>37290881
>>37290891
the thing is, nobody is a drummer or a bassist

I just jumped up and down like a bunny through my place but I jumped down near the TV stand and jammed my finger really hard.

Sometimes I do weird shit like gallop to the fridge, crawl around, swear really loudly because I can, hide from my dogs and call their names so they have to find me, shit like a kid would do.

>tfw started working with autistic adults and see a lot of myself in them
>tfw doing bredy gud in life so I must not be too autismal

If things take too long to load I hit myself

in the face

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>jump around in the basement (my room) when I get excited
>stand in front of the washroom mirror for an hour pretending to talk to other people
I pretend to be a physics or math professor most of the time

>>37290935
I know a drummer... if you live in Britbong

>>37291076
nope. burgerland

>>37291042
Can you math proffessor physics?

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>>37290087
Squirm about in bed and pretend I'm getting tickled by my (fake) bf. Talk to myself (though lets be honest, everyone does).

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>>37291042
lmao i do those exact things as well except for the math professor one

>come home
>no one's here
>grab baseball bat and bust open every room and perform a sweep

i live near a company that smashes rocks, makes concrete with the rocks. the companies train tracks are near by the house. i yell train when i hear the train's horn.

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>>37290087
>can't look at any girl i'm attracted to in the eyes
>when I go to the store I get really nervous, blush and am wiping sweat off my brow by checkout time
>scared of the haircut guy so I haven't gotten one in almost 2 years
help

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>>37290087
I've started saying "n-nani?!?" unironically and my friends have started noticing.

Help

Whenever I listen to music I really like I can't help but jump around or make autistic motions. I just can't stand still and that's one of the reasons I rarely play vidya and listen to music at the same time.

>>37291484
I've cut my hair since puberty
Fuck paying to feel uncomfortable for 20 minutes
>>37291530
What does that even mean

>>37291119
YOU must become the drummer/bassist

>>37291001
I kek'ed pretty freaking hard lmao

>>37291559
It means "what?" in moonspeak

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>i can't trust in anybody who's glasses look like this
if you can't clean what makes you see then you are not a good person

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>i just sit silently in my mancave and think about how much force it would take to break your teeth with a bottleopener

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>>37290187
'I watch let's plays' would have been more than enaugh

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>>37290087
Since I was a child I've always, 24/7, voiced all of my thoughts out loud and if there's people around I still whisper them. I also have fake conversations in dozens of different accents and languages daily, do weird OCD/paranoid rituals, scream with my mouth closed when I'm excited about anything (even in public though not loud), pretend to fight (boxing and martial arts) pretend to play football (soccer for you ameriplebs), at night in bed I pretend to hold, hug, hump and kiss a woman, etc.

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>>37291320
I don't talk to myself, I do it in my head but not out loud.

I think that doesnt count

>have to do a little acting in one of my classes
>my partner is blown away by my acting skills
>tfw developed acting skills by talking to the mirror when home alone and screaming and crying at it

>>37290087
I simulate conversations in my head that I would have with my parents. I even speak out loud for both sides. Except it's not really my parents, it's a strawmen version of them, and what they say to me makes me enraged and I just start randomly punching the air imagining I'm turning their faces into bloody pulps with my bare fists.

>>37290087
i watch jeopardy

>>37291974
I do this but not always my parents and with no violence
Like having imaginary debates and getting angry at the people lel

>>37290087
>home alone
>respond to threads out loud
I've always done this... I also LOL all the time.
I dance while I brush my teeth too.

>>37291001
kikikkekek

>>37292045
>I dance while I brush my teeth too.
fuck off norman

I secretly want a fidget spinner really bad.

>>37291530
shit kill yourself
never reveal your power level
also
>having friends
back to r*ddit underage boy

>>37292095
:( you hurt my feelings. Why you have to be such a jerk?

>>37290087
i have 2 ticks. i constantly place my face in my arm or rub my hand on my lips. i like the sensation of skin. or i rub my thumb against an object and inspect it and space out. i could do this for hours. its not a sexual thing. i just feel like i am complete when i get lost and dissasociate.

>>37290087
I eat cereal with water.

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>>37293022
what the fucq

>>37290087
Are there people that don't do this though? Robot prerequisite I'd say.

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>>37291530
I mumbled "kuso..." under my breath at work the other day and I know one guy heard me because he gave me a look.

>>37290087
>home alone
>completely naked
>in kitchen
>hear door unlocking
>sprint to my bedroom
>come out with pants 30 seconds later
>ignore the weird looks i get
The day i moved out was a happy one.

>>37293484
LEL this has happened to me multiple times in my underwear and shirt
I just prefer not wearing pants

>>37290087
>make semi funny post
>start receiving (you)'s
>read it over and over again and laugh louder every time
I'm feeling quite good for the longest time

>imagine that people I know can see through my eyes and then proceed to do something in a way that i usually wouldn't(for example not stare at dick while taking a piss or showering)
>every single time when im at home and see myself in a mirror i do retarded faces in a effort to look as less as humanly possible.
>Get excited by nothing and start screaming happily
>When Im in a car and not driving I always tap my teeth 2 times ( one for the front wheels and one for the back ones) , it gets hard when I see lots of cars or when a trick with a bunch of wheels passes
>Imagine myself as an NBA player doing cross overs , shooting 3s with no problem and getting praised for it(while i do this i hold a ball in my hands and badly replicate the moves that i Imagine)

>>37293882
also forgot that I do anime noises sometimes
> When something mildly annoying happens -"HUH" / "HAAAAAAA"
>When Im stuck on something and dont know how to continue it - "etoo...."
>Havent said this on out loud but when i understood something after i while i sometimes go "AHA narahodo" in my mind

>>37290765

I do something similar. I imagine the blood flow through my head and pace it with my heartbeat. I then practice my mental strength by reversing the imagined direction of the blood flow. For some reason I can only switch the imagined direction by rotating my eyes in accordance to the end of the imagined motion and the begin in of the new motion.

>>37293987
ara ara
youre an autist

>>37290765
>>37295351
I have a similar thing where I imagine myself skateboarding but the board is curved like a banana and no matter how hard I try to straighten it out, I can't.

You wouldn't even be able to go forward, only in circles. Why.

Moan aloud to porn videos and pretend I'm kissing the girl so I make kiss sounds
Recite memes like the plane scene and do the hand gestures
Scream swear words
Make Pepe faces
Masturbate/edge for 4 hours straight

>>37291754
I talk to myself in Japanese to practice, maybe it doesn't really work but why not I guess

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>dance like a faggot in the mirror, finding myself incredibly attractive
>bite the inside if my mouth/lips and swallow the skin
>also chew finger skin
>compulsively pluck hair from my beard, crotch, ass, and eyebrows
>constantly adjusting my hair without realizing it, often making it look worse
>talk aloud in different voices when alone, to stifle boredome
>get angry and hit myself, or slam my hands into wood or metal. For some reason the pain makes me calm down
>have very specific schedule in my head that I dont tell anyone, but then get angry if they fuck it up, as if they shouldve known
>constantly change where I'm sitting for no reason, whether I'm alone or in public. I just cant seem to find the perfect spot
>open the fridge, take out nothing. Open freezer, take out nothing. Repeat
>feel huge fart, run at top speed and jump while passing gas. It feels like they come out better
>be lost in thought at work, looking incredibly angry but really just zoning out. Customer tries to get my attention and my personality does a complete 180 to cheerful and smiling. Wonder if they noticed how fake i am.

>>37295491
Holy fuck this is kinda like me

Ill try to think of a skateboard flip trick but for some reason my brain wont allow me to visualize the full range of movement of the board. Thought i was the only one like this

laugh about stuff I think about

>act like a racist white person from the south, say FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER and shit, all ironically
>think of myself doing something but imagine it's someone else
>play with imaginary cats
>if see a picture of a cat move the cursor over it pretending I'm stroking it
>pretend I'm a speed runner, say I'm getting really bad RNG here folks etc. when fucking up
>re-read posts I made and pretend I'm someone else reading them
>when waiting for a web page to load, blink eyes slowly until it's loaded
>when watching a western cartoon or movie imagine what the japanese dub would sound like
>watch video of people arguing and start getting worked up and shouting at the wall
>have "word triggers", hard to explain but certain very particular words set me off, and certain types of words I avoid altogether, an example is the word edgy which I always flinch when I hear in public
>have a .txt file of autistic shit I do

>Make up situations in my head
>They become really vivid and feel real
>Physically act out a response or say out loud what I'd have said
Am I autistic ?

>>37290815
Fun fact the laugh of the predator is actually Billy's laugh from the movie

I'll write a post and if I think it's stupid I'll delete it and hope no one mentions it

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>>37290087
>sometimes mastrubate to gay porn
>just when im about to cum i quickly type in big boob and click first video then cum so im not actualy gay

>>37291777
I love you anon as well as your trips

>>37297448
i'm kinda weird like that too, i've been straight all my life but sometimes I have random gay outbursts. I think it's 4chan turning my gay. I can't help but jerk off to boipucci. But then when I cum, I feel disgusted, and even nauseous, and when i'm not horny the idea of a dudes ass is unsettling.

>>37297595
Should keep a poster of a sexy lady on the wall so when your just about to cum you just look at her and feel good

>>37297276
i do this. half the time the situations make 0 fucking sense/

>>37290765
If the wheel stops will you die?

I need help on this thing my brother does. He is absolutely mental about "right vs left." If something touches the right side of his body he has to touch the left side of his body with the same material. He was super fucking reluctant to tell me this but after a ton of exchanges I finally got it out of him.

But it's not the exact object but just the same material. For example, if I'm talking to him and I brush against his right arm, he NEEDS to have skin of any kind touch his left; so he will just tap his own arm.

Could be something gross and he'll still do it. I asked him and if it happens his immediate thought is "I need to fix this." There is also no pleasure in fixing it, but just a return to normal.

Also he has his chair in an exact spot in front of his desk and if I move it he gets pissed and moves it back, even the little swingy wheels. But I'm pretty sure that's just OCPD.

send help

>hit myself in the face when I get frustrated, angry, or if I do something stupid
>yell at myself in the mirror
>sit/lie on the ground instead of in my chair or on my bed if I'm listening to youtube stories
>fantasize about me starting a crime ring with my brother
The story gets really deep and complex; it starts to feel like real life after a while
>repeat my "plans" out loud to myself while shaking my head from side to side
>chew my nails and collect the bits in an old pill bottle (along with boogers sometimes)
>constantly overeat despite starting to get fat
Feels and looks disgusting but I don't really have any reason to stop or take care of myself
>listen to hypnosis videos on YouTube

>>37290815
You seem pretty cool, guy.

>>37297682
Chris Chan pls

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>>37290765
Fucking this shit so much.

Also when I'm trying to sleep I imagine myself on one of those fairground boats on a swing and try to imagine myself going back and forth on it and concentrating to not let it do a 360. This is probably some severe autism.

i explain things i have learnt in uni like i was a biology teacher. deep down i would love to be a teacher but
>shit salary
>no respect
>no opportunities outside the country
>have to live a moralcuck life

i can still help students after i graduated i guess

>>37290765
I used to do that when I was a kid.
I don't really do it now, I think

>practice different voices in the car
my teen girl squad impression is spot on

>>37301292
yeah shit like that but I imagine I'm running a stream/youtube channel and I'm making references to old internet shit for the audience

>>37301292
ARROW'D Kek

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>>37290087
>browse 4chan at work
>giggle quietly at asinine shit
>coworkers avoid my cubicle
>whatever I got the corner cube anyways
>compliment people on their appearance
>haven't been referred to HR by female colleagues yet
>have a vodka waterbottle
>put two shots in my coffee on bad days
>play mobile games in the bathroom stall sometimes

I'm normal at home but fucked up at work, I'm basically a manchild who got a job somehow

>my teen girl squad impression is spot on
Kek me too anon.
Fuck I can't stop now

I have infrequent extensive coercive conversations with my shadow and reflection sometimes.

I start out like I'm "playing a part".
Like lets pretend this is a movie.

Is this the scene where I pretend to be crazy or just the scene where I actually talk to it.

I make it really creepy for the viewer, and try not to make it cliche.


There are several things wrong with this I repeatedly fail to identify.

It isnt a question of whether it is genuine or not. Or if it is of compulsion or practice.


The fact is that I do it.

And sometimes I don't know If I am doing it for the reasons i believe I do it.


By coercive I mean...
In my apartment, at night there is a light across from my building.
It shines into my room.

If I stand infront of it it makes a perfectly crisp silhouette. Hitchcock tier.

Ill start with eyeing my profile on the wall. In my peripheral.
Then have it"take notice of me"

I walk slowly towards my shadow talking in a raspy arrhythmic voice saying disturbing shit like "how long did you really think this would last, you didnt actually think I was gone riiiiiiight?"

Hamming up psychopathic mannerisms and gesturing. Until im face to face with it.

I do it every few months.

>Stand in bathroom mirror with headphones on and play air guitar/pose/sing to myself.
>absent mindedly quote things out loud when I'm in public
>accidentally insult people I barley know while talking to them

>>37301710
i started crying of laughter in class once because of a 4chan post

>>37301292
joel detected

>>37290087
>headbutt apples before eating them
>keep extensive fap statistics
>sort M&Ms by color and eat them in wavelength order

>>37302400
>>sort M&Ms by color and eat them in wavelength order
I do this as well but with an arbitrary order. Also I make sure to eat the cracked ones first

>>37291001
Boy needs an SSD and more dedotaed wam to server!!

>>37302206
who is joel

shill my gay anime dick sword: uvKDMpm

on r9k

>>37302438
vinesauce joel references teen girl squad in like half of his streams

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>squatting on public no reason.

>>37301965
I wish I were as interesting as you, %

>>37302475
>autistic
>russian
fair enough

when I realize I'm falling for someone I shut off

every damn time

>>37290087
okay, this is like my nightmare life right now but i can't stop counting the number of letters in things i say/hear/read/think. then i'll group it up into bunches of 3 or 4 or something to figure out the total real quick but then i rearrange it into all of it's denominators (not sure if exact term) it has had a negative impact on my life and it's a relatively new phenomenon, but in the past i would kind of fingertype in the air some of the stuff i said.

>>37302540
Im easily impersonated.
How often do you guess wrong?

Mk
Go db

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>>37290087
>frequently but random shit of the internet with my autismbux
>when they arrive I take all my packages to my room and lock myself inside
>pretend to do unboxing videos
>talk to myself and pretend the I'm the cameras POV
>show everything on the package like the instructions and stuff and talk about it to myself
>talk about all of these things in detail and even refer back to previous unboxings I've done
>do movements with my hands like hand models do to show off
>I even try to make shitty jokes about the products and laugh
>have to whisper all of this becuase I don't want my mom to hear me


I really wish I was joking

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I'm sure we can all look through these threads, have a laugh, relate to a handful of things or more.

I wonder though. Do normies have quirks like these? Does everyone? Are they just better at hiding it? Or is there really something fundamentally wrong with us?

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argue with people in my head that I have met before

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>>37304253
You are not alone with this feel anon

oriiginal

>>37304253 i think most humans do this a bit even without autism

>>37304253
I like to imagine having my forlorn crush next to me in every situation, talk to her, guide her through my city, argue with her when in fact all I do all these things by my own.

She's like a low-key imaginary friend for me now.

>can't play piano in rooms with clocks
>literally take them all down and put them in the other room

>>37304183
You should film yourself unboxing things for real anon I bet a couple of us here would enjoy watching you cracking jokes and opening presents up online. You're entitled to a little happiness. If your mom asks just tell her the truth and say you might make some money off of it (ad revenue).