Why aren't you scoring drunk pussy this weekend?

good way to get a false rape charge

good way to catch all the STDs

>>37289988
this, fpbp, /thread

>>37289973
where exactly would I do that? You have to have friends and know people to get invited to memorial day barbecues and shit.

>>37289973
Who said I'm not already scoring drunk pussy?

Because when it happened in person I knew it be better if I didn't rape

>>37289973
Do women completely lack situational awareness?

>keys
>wallet
>phone
>your own ass

All in view for someone to take.

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>>37289973
Wouldn't "scoring" imply you are obtaining something of value?

>>37289973
I want to her to eat all the eggs.

>drunk pussy
Because vomit isn't really one of my kinks.
At best I hold her hair back and fuck her in the morning.

I would throw all of her belongings down the in the sewer.

>>37290499
I'm pretty sure all passed out people lack situational awareness.

I would take off her shoes and burn them in front of her

>>37289973
Because I prefer resisting kike influence you subhuman

>>37290499
>Do women completely lack situational awareness?
Yes

>>37291359
Why is it most passed out drunk people are drunk sluts and not men?

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>>37289973
Because I'm having a whole evening fuck session with my fwb

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>>37291467
I'm sure you do, you unoriginal faggot.

>>37291424
men can actually handle their shit / are responsible

There's a party at my house on Saturday so I might. I've done two parties in the last two months. In one I banged a 5/10 chick and in the other one I banged a dude.

Both made my life worse desu.

>>37291424
>implying men don't pass out either
shiggy

>>37291861
It's okay to be envious, famalamadingdong

>>37291920
sorry anon, but i think you may gay

>>37291923
Men generally don't pass out in comparison to women because we drink been and not overly-alcoholic sugar drinks. Dumb roastie.