gf giving her friend a birthday blowjob

Lawl, hypothetical or no, just lawl.

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You dump her you retarded normalslime

It's the current year so I'm not surprised that things like this actually happen in the real world...

its not a big deal anon be glad you have a gf

Break up you stupid beta

i should just ignore this thread since it'looks like bait, but knowing this board...

dude, tell her to fuck right off.

OP, you no longer have a girlfriend. But you knew that. Quick and ruthless is the name of the game here. Don't drag it out, don't make deals, don't hear her appeals. Clean cut. Announce that you're done with her, then be done with her. It's better for both of you.

Suck Chad off first so he can't get hard for her and she can't cheat

>>37287477
knowing this board nobody has girlfriends to begin with, you mean?

>>37287415
Why did this give me a boner?

Shitty as hell if true, but why?

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Suck him off first and rub it in her face.

They have been fooling around and she's trying to ease you into it because she still wants the validation your relationship brings.
Cut it, drop her ass and don't look back. Cold shoulder that bitch.

>>37287489
>cuck
>faggot

take your pick

suck his dick before she can

>>37287415
>she tells me she's going to give him a "birthday blowjob" and because she told me it's not cheating
What a fucking cunt.
I'd say ditch the bitch, but you're probably to invested. :/

>>37287415
What the fuck. Say no anon. this is fucking disgusting and absolutely wrong. Immediately tell her that its not alright because you cant just do sexual favours for people as """"gifts""""" and that she shouldnt be so comfortable for asking if she can do such a thing. If uyou let her do this anon, youre a fucking cuck and should be ashamed. Next thing you know shes gonna give him birthday sex and fuck him every other day.

>>37287415
I got shit for kissing another girl so yea it's cheating

>>37287514
this. you've reached the fundamental disconnect. she won't even PRETEND to play along with the traditional relationship ruleset. Why invest further effort? Dump that whore.

all these perma virgins who will never have a gf I have never had one but I would see no problem with it if it made everything easier

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This would never happen with a black gf.

>>37287533
if it's just one time is it really that big of a deal?

I'd rather she not do it, of course, but it is only once and it isn't exactly easy for me to get gfs

It's over, any girl who would ever do such a thing in my social circle would be ridiculed and have her name permanently tarnished as a whore. Why do you even have to ask? If she ever speaks to you again tell her to fuck off, she clearly has no respect for you.

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>>37287415
Help her with the blowjob OP.

>>37287576

What's even the point of investing in a relationship to begin with? Just hire escorts for sex

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>>37287577
This. You guys don't know what it means to be in a relationship. You have to make sacrifices for your partner if you love them. That includes letting her enjoy another man. Besides it's just a blowjob and he's bi so who cares?

>>37287576
It is NOT only once, and you know this motherfucker.

>>37287576
Your literally rationalizing her exploiting you. Your not even a cuckold fetishist, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>37287624

Or don't be in a relationship, as that seems to be the popular trend.

>>37287624
meant for >>37287557
Sorry my wife's son was distracting me

>>37287576
If you're being serious and not baiting for (yous) then stop being such a limp wristed faggot and dump her ass quick and clean. There is no excuse for that regardless of what current year it is, tell her it's through and go on with your day. And I've seen it countless times with various acquaintances, some friends and even my own damn family: if she does it once, she WILL do it again. Nip the bud now. Don't let her exploit you like that.

A single woman can give all the blowjobs she desires, all the way until she's 40 and starts pondering why no man wants to marry her.

>>37287415
>>37287576

OP LISTEN TO ME

break up with her, for two reasons:

one, she's a slutty fucking whore
and two, even if you tell her you're not okay with it, she's STILL going to do it.

please please listen to me OP. I don't want you to make a horrible mistake here.

>>37287415
This is not real for real though

Ok 4chan, what the hell? I just came here from Reddit. Apparently you guys call us cuckolds yet the first post I see here is a guy getting cucked and having no spine about it?

just dump her
let the slut be a slut

OP you are a beta bitch. Either dump her immediately, or go fuck another woman and tell her it's 2017.

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>>37287415
>cuck roleplaying
>what do
An hero and stream it

>>37287703

take notice of every single reply in this thread telling him he's a cuck and to drop that slut. one misguided anon does not represent the whole of us.

also you have to go back

>>37287415
Welp, my birthday's coming up, so I guess I'm officially bi now. I know what i'm asking my gal pals for. Didn't know you could do this.

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>>37287754
he did actually ask for it and she agreed in front of me (what I thought was joking). she brought it up again when we were alone and I guess he asked about it and she said she wasn't joking and thought i was ok with it from my initial reaction.

pls help

>>37287415
This is fake, but you should have broken up with her on the spot. For your personal knowledge, yes, it's still cheating even if she tells you that she's fucking someone else. That just makes it easier to dump her

>>37287791
I can't help you, anon. Dump the bitch. For your own good. She'll do it whether you like it or not.

I am definitely going to try this, though.

He's bi. You have to give him the blowjob instead of your gf.

Because he's not really bi. And it'll teach him a lesson.

>>37287791

>pls help

you've received help. you knew what you had to do even before these robots told you. you have to drop her, mate.

let me make it easier for you. ask yourself a question: what is more important to you, your self respect or some slut's used up pussy?

>>37287748
Nope. >>37287624
There are more cucks ITT than there are subscribers to /r/cuckolding.

>>37287754
>>37287791
I'm confused, why does it matter if he's bisexual? What does that mean to her?

>>37287855

that cuck you're linking to is baiting.

>>37287918
It's clearly a way to try to make himself less threatening.

>>37287834
This brings up a good point. If he's bi, then you and your gf should blow him together, that way you have the same experience and it cancels out the cheating

>>37287415
>dating a sextrovert
>ever

Lol. Enjoy your slut machine (insert coin)

>>37287939
>don't worry, I'm only sexually interested in twice as many people as a straight or gay person

Less threatening, huh

>Could I get a birthday bj from you and your bf?

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>>37287923
>I was only pretending to be a cuckold
Cuck

>>37287415
say ok if you can get chad to blow you first

>>37287415
clearly it is over. move on.

>>37287415
>give chad a blowjob yourself
>start dating him
>???
>profit!

>>37287415
Kill yourself and your whore gf mate, thats disgusting

>>37287415
Dump her. She's not worth it if she's into that.

>>37287497
only correct answer itt thread

Guys

I am not gay. I am not going to blow him. my ideas right now are:

1. ask her friend for a blowjob (her friends don't care for me much so this will probably end badly)
2. try to talk it out with chad and explain this will be ONLY ONCE because i love my gf and don't want to lose her

what do?

>>37287415
Soon you'll be a chastity belt watching her get fucked by big black bulls.

Give her a blowjob

>>37288086

I'm outta this thread. you're hopeless.

enjoy your miserable pathetic cuckolded life.

>>37288086
They're already doing shit behind your back, anon.

>>37287576
>he thinks it ends with cheating
She's now using you and it's no longer a relationship you probably won't even get sex out of it if you made the relationship happen once you can do it again with another

>>37288086
>2. try to talk it out with chad and explain this will be ONLY ONCE because i love my gf and don't want to lose her
You would look pathetic if you did this. Your only respectable move is breaking up with her. She probably won't even care. How did you start dating this slut anyway? How lonng?

>>37287415
I hope this isn't real but in the case this is actually real, if a woman ever brings up the slightest hint of cheating, you should immediately break it off.

>>37288086
>2. try to talk it out with chad and explain this will be ONLY ONCE because i love my gf and don't want to lose her

This gotta be a fucking bait, gtfo, pussyman.

>>37287624

hey losers how come none of you ask yourself why a guy that looks like that was even able to get a wife to begin with

>>37288086
if this is real, fucking kill yourself
>seriously though, kill yourself

>>37288306
Because she's ugly as shit too.

>>37287415
Of course it's a big deal if it's not ok to you. Dump the fuck out of that manipulative hoe.

"im not ok with it"
then it's cheating lad
you either tell her to cut the bullshit or you find someone who respects your ass

but since this is 4chan, i'll offer the best alternative:
you give him a birthday blowjob and then you fucking dump her

>>37287624
>This. You guys don't know what it means to be in a relationship. You have to make sacrifices for your partner if you love them. That includes letting her enjoy another man. Besides it's just a blowjob and he's bi so who cares?

I wouldn't say no if my gf wanted to eat out a lesbian friend of her. But trust me anon, a guy? No fucking way. You're either a bait, a Larper, or a cuck who enjoys it.

>>37287415
>Guys
>
>I am not gay. I am not going to blow him. my ideas right now are:
>
>1. ask her friend for a blowjob (her friends don't care for me much so this will probably end badly)
>2. try to talk it out with chad and explain this will be ONLY ONCE because i love my gf and don't want to lose her
>
>what do?
Worst fucking idea ever. End that shit.

>>37288086
>2. try to talk it out with chad and explain this will be ONLY ONCE because i love my gf and don't want to lose her
Op, I'm sorry but I laughed pretty hard at that one. Listen to yourself. Imagine walking up to chad and telling him that.
>u-uh hey chad what's up? Hey uh this thing with my "gf" will only happen one ok? Just a blowjob and that's it hehe
Just tell your gf no means no and if she does it it's over, or better yet just end the relationship right now

>>37288401
>if my gf wanted to eat out a lesbian friend of her.
Careful there, too. It's happened before; guys have lost their girlfriends to lesbians

>>37287415
>>>37288086
>Just tell your gf no means no and if she does it it's over, or better yet just end the relationship right now

Yes better just now, the fuckin hoe she is

what are you gonna tell your kids op? that their mother sucked some other dick while you're still together?

>>37287415
oh shit I chuckled
it not troll, dump the whore dude.

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>>37287415
>tfw even if OP is baiting there are really people who are this pathetic

>>37287415

You dump her.

Does no one else ever fantasize about this? If my wife ever brought some shit like this up I would pretend to go along with it, playfully tie her up for his enjoyment, then violent rape time pulp fiction style on whatever man/woman she wanted to bring into the bedroom. Fuck him raw and nut deep in his ass then make her eat the cum shit mix out. Probably rape her after with my shitty dick in her pussy. Violence makes me horny, who knows what I'll think up in the moment? Damn, time to find a fap thread

>>37287415
Big beta bitch

>>37288827
I often fantasize about standing next to female co-workers as their husbands/bfs fuck them, licking their feet, and then eating them out once he's nut deep inside their poonies.

>>37287415

>she tells me it's 2017 and it's no big deal


Fuck off, /pol/fag. Everyone knows your lying.

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>American "men"
dammit guys

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>>37287415
Why do I get so turned on by this cuckoldry shit?? I feel worthless.

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>>37287415
>gf giving her friend a birthday blowjob

Top kek

>>37287415
Tell he to film it.
Sounds hot

>>37290448
>Tell he to film it.
>Sounds hot

End yourself.

>>37287415
Ask her if you are breaking up with her if you tell her you are.

>>37290429
I know this feel all to well nothing makes me harder and it's my biggest source of fustration in life. REEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!

>>37287415
dump her you fucking cuck

I seriously hope youre joking you fag

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Call her a whore and break up with her you fucking cuck

>>37287415
>>she tells me it's 2017 and it's not a big deal

She's right. If you had complained about this last year, it would have been a big deal. If she does this again next year, it'll be a big deal.

But 2017? Nah, it's fine.

She won't mind if you go down on some other girls, too.

>>37287415
Dump that bitch you stupid motherfucker

>>37288086
You are the most pathetic cuck of all time

>>37287528
>:/
Fuck off with your emoticons.

>>37287791
How do you even react in that situation?
spaghettironi

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>>37288086
>not wanting to suck Chad off and cuck the roastie
What a fag.

>>37287415
If you had even 1% man still left in you you wouldn't have to ask. Beat the bitch up and the faggot or kill yourself

>>37287415
Maybe ask if you can join in and help her out if he's bi, it's all you're good for at this point.

Say "I'm gonna knock your teeth out" then immediately punch her in the face and say it isn't assault because you warned her and it's 2017.

Everyone responding seriously lmao chads aren't bi

She's already fucking him you dope lmao

Nice b8 cuck.

This is original.

>>37287555
triples of truthles

>>37287415
You can beat her into submission, beat the chad into submission, or beat yourself (off) in denial.

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>>37287624
This so much. Love is a beautiful thing that should be shared. Don't be selfish OP, share the love.

>>37287415
Dumb her you idiot. I fuck or fool around most of my friends in relationships, but they have the decency of hiding it, they respect and care enough about their bfs to no do it in their faces. She has already seen his dick, probably has pictures of it and finds it better than yours. She probably cares about you, she doesn't love you and she doesn't respect you as a man. Dumb her, but first cheat on her.

>>37287415
Op, as a literal cuck fetishist here what you're doing is beyond pathetic. Have some goddamn dignity and self worth. Everyone here wants a chance to escape robot status and this is yours, dump her for even proposing it and dont look back sure you'll be alone for a while but would you rather be alone and proud than dating a whore who everyone will know what happened. The choice is yours

whether or not this is bait, just off yourself

There is no way this shit is true, biggest bait i ever seen or one step closer to the end of this society. This is pathetic even for 4chan, even more pathetic than /r9k/.

>>37287415
Break up with her now!

RUN AWAY

>>37287415
Tell her she can only do it if you're in the room with them to make sure it doesn't turn into more