>So why don't you have a girlfriend anon?

Girlfriend? I cant even get a normal friend!

>>37284626
Because, grandma, my sweet, wrinkled rose...
You won't reciprocate my undying affections.

>>37284641
lol iktf fellow anonymous internet friend! >>>/adv/

>>37284626
Fack off grandma

>>37284664
Yes, and come hither instead, my geriatric goddess!

>>37284664
That is no way to talk to your grandma anon!!

>>37284626
I got no money and time for love

besides, the only girl I like is the only one I can't talk to properly, so that's that

all the interesting ones are taken and I'm too busy

>>37284626
Life isn't what it used to grandma. Women lie and cheat much more these days. and they feel much more entitled. It's a loser's game, and I'm not going to play it.

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>>37284626
>>So why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
Ehh, uhhm, i-i want to have a job and stable i-income then i'll find a gf. *gulps*

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>>37284626
I love telling people I'm too busy for women even though they and I both know it's complete bullshit and I couldn't get one even if I tried

women have never and will never find me attractive

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>>37284626
>tfw my grandma doesn't remember who I am
Alzheimer is a wonderful thing

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>>37285295
happened to me
>women have never and will never find me attractive
>"but anon, don't say that, you are so handsome"
>it won't work that way grandma

thank dog I dont have a good relationship with my grandparents so I dont care if I disappoint them

my dad is scared about his health and really wants grand kids. I dont have the heart to tell him it's never going to happen

>>37284626
My wife would be upset, I imagine.

I ghost my grandmothers and any female relatives because they're the reason I don't have a gf.

"Muh career" as an excuse to fuck Chad while I'm completely ignored all the good years of my life.

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>>37285458
>because they're the reason I don't have a gf.
In what way?

even if I wasnt ugly and had no personality, I still dont like being around other people and I dont feel comfortable with intimacy or touching other people

>>37285694
Same. I can touch other people but i dislike when other do the same for me. I keep other people at distance all the time.

>>37285501

As I said, my grandparents' generation - the women - had a high standard of living and everything, but they were 'bored'. The older generations of women fully encouraged the younger generations of women to 'aspire' to be whatever they wanted... in a society that was ALREADY incredibly sexist towards men, where men had all sorts of shitty duties and obligations and burdens while women had various privileges. They are in huge part responsible for the culture today.

I've seen it in person, egging younger women on to doing whatever they want... completely ignoring the basic wishes of younger men.

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>>37284626
M-maybe you could be m-my girlfriend gam gam

>>37284626
My grandma always wanted to see me with a girlfriend. She thought I was handsome, and I guess I kinda look a bit like her late husband (he died of cancer in the 70's, before I was born).

She passed away a few years ago. I'm now 30 and still a KHV. I'm sorry, grandma...

beacause Granny your weird obsessions with jarred peaches scares them off.

Mabye you could be my girlfriend tonight

>tell family I'm too busy studying
>I'm not, but it was better than saying "I hate going out"
>eventually relatives give up hope and stop asking
>end up getting a gf literally a month after I graduate at age 26
Feels good

>>37284626
There's a girl that I really love.

She's intelligent and all that shit. We can have deep conversations.
But it won't work because it'd be race mixing and our families wouldn't allow it because we believe in different religions.
Too bad.
It would be so great though. Every time finish talking to her, my chest hurts.

>>37287971
Who gives a fuck about that man, go for it.
Think about every fuckhead here who will never even have a chance at love and will die alone and do it.

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>>37284626
because this new generation of women have loose morals and people actually defend sluts. I am sick and tired of it. society has become so bad that you don't even see the difference between a regular girl and a prostitute. both get passed around by different guys and both demand money. in the past women were actually better then prostitutes at least they had their chastity.

>>37284626

Because I want to be the girlfriend and have a boyfriend.