Why are most women so fucking bad at giving blowjobs?

You just haven't met some sluts who have mastered the cock.

>>37284612
I always wondered if you swallowed tbhonest.

>>37284612
They don't need to be good at them. A guy will be happy just to have here there, and she knows that. Hence, she doesn't actually have to put any effort in at all. Not even a simple google search on technique.

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>>37284612
Shut up, you're wrong. Just so wrong.

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>>37284612
>As opposed to all the dudes who are great at sucking dick

Proof that op is a faggot.


Let's be more productive with this thread, what can chicks do to make blow jobs more pleasurable?

>>37284690
It's really not difficult. They just have to research and try stuff out with the guy that they are with.

>>37284644
If it's a problem in the relationship then that's not going to help anything and they will probably break up.

>she just sucks the foreskin
yeah, it f-feels good.

>>37284690
They can always slow the fuck down and play with you a little bit. Slow, 15 minute blowjob with a lot of teasing + cum in mouth + swallow = hell yeah.

>>37284777
Not everyone swallows. Just an fyi.

>>37284634
This, I've gotten some top tier dick exploding bj's

>>37284612
same reason guys are bad at cunnilingus, we don't actually know what we're doing to each other, what feels good and what feels bad but we all try our best and with good communication it can be great.

>>37284612

contrary to popular belief women don't live on a cock carousel from the ages of 14-25 and only spend their time trying to perfect their blowjob technique for chad.

maybe if you looked at women as individuals instead of some monolithic class that you simultaneously idolize, fear, and despise you'd understand

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>>37284826
>women don't live on a cock carousel from the ages of 14-25

>>37284612
Because men aren't breaking them in.
It's the same the other way around.
TALK, for fuckss ake

>>37284826
>contrary to popular belief women don't live on a cock carousel from the ages of 14-25

nice try roastie but we can hear your pussy flapping in the wind

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>>37284854
>>37284870

t.redpill

My gf unironically googled how to give a bj and now is pretty good at it, she rims me and all the good shit

>>37284924
>My gf

please fuck off to /soc/ disgusting normie filth faggot

>>37284924
>she rims me
Lucky you

I have found a video of the perfect homemade amateur blowjob. The penis is so thick and his foreskin cover the tip at first. The girl suck it like she loves it more than anything. He can't get enought of the cock and even bites the top after she's peeled back the foreskin. It made me want to go on no fap just to see if my foreskin will grow longer. I'd post the video but I don't know how to post webm videos. This was a original post!

>>37284612
i thank god every day im blessed with a girl that rivals porn stars with her slob game

>>37285082
She*
This post is not original

>>37284777
15 minutes of suching makes whole face sore

Women aren't bad at sucking dick, it's just that if your dick is mutilated from circumcision, then you aren't really going to feel much from it.

Seriously, if you're aroused enough, light touching anywhere near the foreskin area can cause orgasm -- let alone a girl having her mouth around your dick.

>>37285161
I'm uncircumcised and have never cum from oral

>>37284612
why are most men bad at eating pussy?
because they both don't have one and don't know how it works
you got to train them

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>>37284826
>contrary to popular belief women don't live on a cock carousel from the ages of 14-25 and only spend their time trying to perfect their blowjob technique for chad.

Ohey someone has been lied to by their mommy and sister, both pretending to not spend the literal entirety of their existences thinking about Chad.

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>>37285288
Or find someone who's got one

>>37284612
>Girls goes down on guys
>Guys say they're going great and fake moan because they don't want to be mean
>Girls then think their bad technique is good and never improve

It's the same reason guys suck at sex, because girls fake orgasm to be nice and not upset their guy who can't make them orgasm, but in doing so meme themselves in the long run

>>37285288
>eating pussy
just no. I don't want lung cancer

>>37285397
Is pussy smell actually cancerous, anon?

>>37285397
How the fuck you eat pussy nigga? You breathin'a?

>>37285397
>just no.

NEEEXT!

>>37285397
don't worry you'll be trained into a pussy toy like the others

As a femanon who loves giving blow jobs, could I get some tips from you guys?

>>37285464
sukk me plz

>>37285464
we need to determine how good you are first so you have to suck all our dicks

>>37285464
I'm an expert on teaching them. Just come over and I will let you train on mine.

>>37285464
YOU FUCKINH BITCH NO TEETH, ITS NOT COY. Finally got that off my chest thanks probable man

>>37284801
>tfw the only girl who made me cum under 5 minutes from a top tier bj was a fat black chick that I'm not desesperate enough to ever contact again

>>37285533
But it's really hot to dig my teeth into his dick

>>37285422
>>37285430
you should ask Michael Douglas.

They even vaccinate kids nowadays because of HPV but it covers only some of the strains.

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>>37285627
fucking fuck. I meant throat not lung

>>37285569
FOR YOU, OUR COCKS ARE NOT TEETHING RINGS

The only good blowjobs I have ever received have all been from prostitutes.

>>37284612
They don't have dicks.

Lyrical Spiritual Original Individual

>>37285762
you just say that 'cause you haven't had my biting style
it always makes him scream and kick with pleasure

Can confirm, men give better bjs than women...

>>37285288
eating pussy is easy.