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Hello guys, you may not know me, but ive been lurking here for some years. I know 90% of you are gonna react now by shitposting, "normie gwt out" , etc... but a few of you might help.
Listen here.
>been in army for 11 months.
>now a guy asked me how long it was since the last time i had sex
> i say 7 months (im actually a virgin)
>he asks if i want him to organize me a cute thailand girl to fuck, very easy he says.
>i say yeah ok.
> she will be in club on tuesday and he will meet us.
How the fuck you get laid in club with thailand bitch you just meet.
>inb4 """""she""""""
>inb4 thailand sausage surprise
Fuck all shitposters beforehand.
Plz help
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>>37284503
You ruined my chances of perfectly reasonable shitposts, ugh, you're like the worst.
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>>37284503
you just got pranked bro. if you fuck her the whole base will laugh at you.
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>>37284523
God I fucking hate dumb Connie posters.
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>>37284546
>dumb Connie posters
Humph, you're just being rude for no reason. Love you too!
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>>37284562
Quit posting pictures from autism the show
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if you follow OP's advice this will be you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G94gVc5qVjk
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>>37284576
I know how much you LOVE me so I'll keep posting.
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It's easy OP, just don't make any corny jokes, keep a cool head, have a few beers (not too many though don't want whiskey dick).
Then, once you've been in their company for a while, assuming you haven't done any autismic shit yet, you just gotta smile at her and ask if she wants to go somewhere. Have a condom ready.
Works every time. Just be confident.
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>>37284620
Now this is the kinda advice i was looking for.
Kudos to you, dear sir.
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Btw some of u might remember me from 2 years ago.
I posted a thread with a self drawn one piece flag ( but like robot, metalic with red eye) and was asking you all if you all wanna steal a ship and live as pirates. The thread got over 400 posts and spawned other threads. We were planning were we would go, were we would get the ship, who will do what jobs on the ship.
That was an awesome time lol.
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Your buddy probably paid the whore, don't worry about it.Make sure you use a condom and don't lick her, it might be an STD trap.
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