makes sense if you think about it.

>>37284364
>tumblr


mexico

>>37284364
He is a faggot but so are you.

It makes sense but I don't like it.

>>37284364
this analogy is fucking bullshit
sure the cheerios dont mind if ive eaten other cereals but if a dozen other people have chewed up these cheerios and spat them back into the bowl, and you present me with a bowl of mushed up cheerios and stangers' spit im not gonna fucking eat them

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cheerios doesn't expand your vagina and make it uglier and harder to fill

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You have some weird affinity for cereal metaphors, John. Not everything can be explained using cereal.

>>37284364
It's not about the amount of dicks that have been inside her, but the kind of mentality that has led to such a behavior. She might never have had AIDS, but I know she'll be a shitty mother.

>>37284480
SPOTTED THE VIRGIN.

>quite easy to do on r9k tbqh

>>37284480
insecure dicklet detected

actually, the tightest women are virgins (but in a bad way because they instinctly tighten their vagina muscles indiscriminately due to stress and insecurity about their first time and it doesn't feel good), and women with a lot of sexual experience.

The women with a lot of sexual experience tighten their muscles intuitively to pleasure themselves and you and it feels so fucking good oh my good you wouldn't believe.

>>37284364
sorry but am not a beta cuck

How would he like his cheerios if there were 20 nigger dicks inside of it before?
Also John Greene is a cuck, I hate him and whole Khan Academy is gay because of his crash course through history.

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>Using inanimate objects in an analogy regarding humans.

>>37284573
I can tighten my anus just as good pappi

>>37284364
I want to find everyone in this screencap, and beat them unconscious. I want to blow their brains out as they screech in pain.
Reeeeee

>>37284364

Consuming cereal in the past does not have an adverse effect on your future ability to eat cereal. We know through epidemiological studies that women who have higher sexual partner counts (meaning 2 and up including you) they are less likely to remain in a monogamous long term relationship over the long haul. Considering the very real financial and personal risks associated with marriage and long term relationships, it's only logical to take past partner count into consideration. Cereal won't burn your house down or take your children away from you. It's silly to compare both of these things. Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior.

Would he still like those cheerios if 48 people had eaten and shat them out before him?

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Oregano is a good seasoning choice

>>37284364
They arent held to a different standard. It's not a good thing for a man to be called a player just like it's not good for a woman to be called a slut. Sexual promiscuity is rightly looked down upon

>>37284547
You come onto /r9k/ to spot the virgins? What kind of a loser are you?

>>37284364
I wouldn't mind the analogy of the behavioral sink could be discussed without people going
>Well humans are more complex than mice!
Yeah, we celebrate our downfall and welcome it with open arms.

>>37284364
Would you eat a lollipop 20 other people have suckled on? No? Then why would you settle with a women who was fucked by 20 other people?

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>>37284364
GET THIS CANCER OFF THE BOARD

>>37284835
John Green is that type of T.A. fag that hits on 1st girls by virtue signaling in his discussion sections.

Sex is an interaction, usually mutually beneficial. Eating cereal doesn't benefit the cereal at all, it just benefits the eater. The unwitting implication of this analogy is that women are in fact roastie whores who don't care about developing relationships with the men whose cum they guzzle and only want to ride the cock carousel.

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>>37284827
i'm done. so fucking done, this cheerios is taking himself off the shelf

>>37284474
this
oreganossdsa

>>37284936
>The unwitting implication of this analogy
maybe it wasn't unwitting, maybe John Green is secretly /ourguy/ masquerading as a SJW

>50 chads rub their dick and balls all over your cheerios
>I want new cheerios
>shitlord!!!!

>food analogy
really makes me hmmmmmm
I'll take the unfucked cheerios, thanks

>>37284364
yeah sure mate, let me just chew up and spit out a bowl of cheerios and see if you still fuckin want em yeah? oh and for good measure how about i drop a load of cum in them to top it off

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>>37284364
>but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole grain crunch
Technically speaking, you're wrong.

>>37285223
Not really, senpai
You actually got to choose who you marry, it's not random