Food service stories

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I wish I could relate to wagie memes. They always seem like they would be funny if I could relate. Seems like shock-humor type stuff, but I can't tell.

*spends time hobbies*

>>37284362
I don't really have any stories except for slicing the ball of my wrist to the bone on a can lid once.

t. Cook at retirment home

I hate every fucking day of it but it's the only job I can get it seems.

>>37284535
Aim for the throat next time. Will make for a better story.

I used to work at a pizza place. Doubled as a delivery driver too. Jesus Christ the shenanigans we got up to. Not to mention all the shit we did to pizzas, and the crazies we'd get for deliveries

>work at mcdonalds
>someone order's 5 mcdoubles, no ketchup or onions
>no onions on 2, no ketchup on 1, extra ketchup on another, and no pickles on the last
I'll keep doing this until I get my 15 dollars an hour.

>sending back beef because it's not cooked enough
>americans actually do this

>>37284823
It's done in other places, too. Snobs exist everywhere.

>>37284853

snobs eat their steak rare

>>37284362
pretty sure you just got that off a kitchen nightmares episode, fucking faggot.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X19pYwmaTgs

>>37284646
*tips bladed fedora*

>>37284876
>tfw girlfriend eats steak rare

>>37284923

rare is objectively the best way to eat a steak (unless it's a really fatty cut)

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>working line at sandwich place
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIINNN kid wants to clock out early
>manager tells him to get fucked
>asking alexandria gets pissed
>slices side of wrist with cutting knife
>not lethal but bleeds everywhere
>intentionally coats the salads and sammiches
>female coworker freaks out
>manager runs over
>turns pale
>bring me the horizon asks if he can go home
>manager lets him
>kitchen shut down from muh health concerns
>couldnt go to work for a week

Thank you based emo