>Walk into your son's room >See all this Wat do?

no more water from plastic bottle for him

>>37283777
Why do sissies and trannies wear these over feminized clothes that not even girls wear? It's absolutely revolting

>>37283839
To overcompensate for being mentally ill men

>>37283839
why are you frigid

walk out and close the door. clearly he's busy.

>>37283839
mtf here


i hate it too

its embarassing

transpeople are shit


seriosly

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>knock knock knock
Son, dinners ready.
>knock knock knock
SON?
>frantically opens door
.............

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Take a picture and make a thread on /r9k/ about it

>doesn't even have a boner
Faggot

>>37283951
Let me finish that for you anon
>Frantically opens door
................
>pull out my shot gun and spray his brains across the wall
I refuse to support degeneracy under my fucking roof

>>37283777
>>Walk into your son's room
>>See all this
>Wat do?


"Anon, how often do I have to repeat myself? DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!"

>>37283920
>>37283950
>self-hating normie-wannabe trannies
is the plan to just draw all the worst elements of /lgbt/ here so the board dies

>>37283777
>get the shotgun from the shed
>"come here so- i mean daughter, we're going on a car trip, yes you can bring your dildo with you, now hurry up to the car"
>*drive to the nearest desert*
>"now daughter how about you dig a nice big and deep hole over the- yes i know you like it big and deep, now dig the hole honey"
>*smoke a cigarette and reminisce over old photo of son and me fishing*
>"one day we will see again my son, but first i must get rid of this abomination that has taken your place"
>*end the hollow shells misery*
>drive back home while listening to pink floyd - wish you were here

>>37283993
nice false flag, pally

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>>37283777
>tfw this will never be me
>I will never get brainwashed into being a semen loving slut

>>37284025
were you jerking off when you wrote this crap

take a picture, text it to my wife and laugh our asses off

>>37284046
no he was digging

>>37284025
who the fuck keeps their guns in the shed?

>burglars break into house

>have to sprint out into the backyard and get a gun from the shed and then sprint back before they get to your wife

Tell him to get a better laptop, and go back to my /r9k/.

>>37284006
we're not the same person


oreganoooo

>>37284046
I keep my pants on when posting so no, did you remember to eat your dumbass pills today? got to get those hormones in check am i right?

>>37284079
>having only one gun
Im sorry, i thought this was America, handguns are kept indoors, shotgun is decorating the shed wall on top of the antlers

>>37284025
embarrassing post


were you bullied in school

Wait. Congratulate him later about choosing wisely. Being a gurl is life on easy mode.
Tell him I wish I had done the same at his age.
Fuck him before Tyrone does

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>>37283777
Gamble him

>>37284070
yeah, digging his finger up his butt
that's fucking porn. that's some literotica tag:gore,gay,dad-son shit. don't try to tell me i can't recognize porn, because you will be wrong

>>37283920
I agree too. Not mtf, mtf-wannabe if I was a woman I'd wear more regular undies.

>>37283777
Could be worse.
He seems just to be a crossdresser based on that dick and lack of tits.

Imagine if he took hormones or cut his cock off.

>>37284102
Nah i became hateful human being all by myself
>embarrassing post
Rather have embarrassing post than embarrassing life of a little sissy that gets off on being degraded and used

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Holy fuck my son is a qt3.14
>WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME
*unzips dick*

>>37284089
if you have guns in the house why not get one of those instead of going all the way out into the shed?

you're making even less sense now

>>37284139
you're fucking posting your porn again

>>37284139
Please make fun of me more, daddy! It's true, I'm just a little sissy with a useless boyclit! I only crave huge cocks!

I'm worried for you anon, please stop this shit and get a girlfriend or something, sincerely, anon

>>37284153
Because shotgun is much more handy in putting down suffering animals, makes a bit of a mess but ensures one shot one kill

>>37284160
Im not your daddy, if i were i would grant you the mercy of death, blame your own father for being too spineless to end your suffering

>>37284192
this character is literally shadow the fucking hedgehog
no i don't care that it's "ironic". that doesn't mean anything. use words

>>37283993
I wonder how are you still alive then

>>37283777
Fuck it as there's no chance it's my biological son.

>>37284217
Your blood pressure appears elevated, you should be careful not to get your jimmies rustled, after all these are only opinions of a random anon

Jackpot, neither of us are leaving the house for the next decade

>>37284192
sounds like you're a terrible shot, anon. people have killed 500lb bears with a .22 pistol with one bullet. work on your marksmanship and you wont be cleaning viscera off the walls

shit, if no one else will

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>37284254
oh yeah well if anti-care is so viable why does pro-care dominate the internet
why don't you put your languid apathy in a skirt and take it out to Dee's, b i t c h

>>37284028
>>37284219
What the fuck are faggots going on about?

>>37284292
>walls
you didn't read the part about driving to desert now did you?

>killing bear with .22
Oh please a school shooter few years back couldn't manage to get clean kills with that peashooter, the boy tried to end himself with a .22 to the forehead and survived to the hospital where he eventually passed away
So i call bullshit on your bear killing story, i wouldn't try to take down a bear without a elk hunting rifle or a high caliber handgun

>>37284332
I am not even trying to rustle your jimmies and you're this pissed off, are you new here or something?

>>37284353
something about polish school shootings and screen doors on the trenchcoats

Ask if I can use that Bam dildo, since he is not using it.

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>>37284353
sorry i didnt read all of your tl;dr edgelord fantasy


she used a .22 rifle rather than a pistol

>tfw a woman in 1953 has bigger balls than you

>>37283815
This nigguh knows shit

>>37284025
>*draws wakizashi*
>*flexes, snorts*
This is sacred ground, you know? Foreigner like you, got no respect, starting to piss me off.

>>37284402
I tip my hat to that lady if she used a .22 to take down that beast, i personally like the added distance for safety reasons

>>37284406
this niggeR gets his memes from frogposters on twitter who would never dream of actually going to 4chan because of how low-status it is

>>37283839
because trannies arent really women they're autogeniphiles. they dont have female brains, they dont have any clue what being a women is. they have a completely pornographic vision of womanhood

Rip all that shit off him an dump it, shave his head and drag him to the local church.

Get God to cure that faggot

>be ashamed that the one still is enough for me to know that i jacked off to that hypno trainer

lately the sissy thing doesnt get me off anymore dunno why

>>37284525
TERFs are wrong.

not even women are women. there has only ever existed a single woman and her name is LIlith, adamites need to stop infiltrating nephilim spaces

>>37284794
terf is a slur for actual feminists and their position on trannies is the only thing they're right about

>>37284840
ISIS is the only authentic tradcon society. repent, take the GOATpill

>get the shotgun from the shed
>"come here so- i mean daughter, we're going on a car trip, yes you can bring your dildo with you, now hurry up to the car"
>*drive to the nearest desert*
>"now daughter how about you dig a nice big and deep hole over the- yes i know you like it big and deep, now dig the hole honey"
>*smoke a cigarette and reminisce over old photo of son and me fishing*
>"one day we will see again my son, but first i must get rid of this abomination that has taken your place"
>*end the hollow shells misery*
>drive back home while listening to pink fIoyd - wish you were here

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Buy it a bus ticket for anywhere but here

>>37284888
>>37284905
>/pol/fags try to blow up a thread
Guys can--
>/pol/fags try to blow up a thread
Can w--
>/pol/fags blow up a thread
Ca--
>/pol/fags try to blow up another thread in the same day
W--
>/pol/fags drive a truck into a crowded thread
W--
>/pol/fags drive a truck into a crowded thread and try to blow it up
--Wejustalkabou
>/pol/fags drive a truck into a crowded thread and blow it up
boardimmigrationcontrols
>you are instantly denounced as a SJW and jew, the 4chan media leaps at your throat, Moot comes out of retirement to condemn you
>while everybody is busy dogpiling you, /pol/fags sneak in with a bomb and blow the fucking thread up

>>37285149
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE GUY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT BE IN THE THREADS /POL/ DECIDES TO FUCKING BOMB TAKE A LITTLE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF GOSH

IT IS IN FACT COMPLETELY NORMAL TO BE UNABLE TO POST ON YOUR HOME BOARD WITHOUT BEING LAID SIEGE BY ANGRY VIOLENT SUBHUMANS

>>37285149
awful post faggot kys ok?

>>37285149
>>lgbt

This is not your safe space

I'd be more concerned how we have a son in the first place.

A lot of us on here aren't exactly well.. Successful in the socialising department...

... And we have fucking weird kinks and fetishes.

>>37285194
>ask /pol/fags to not blow up threads
>barely literate animal fresh off the boat from reddit mumbles and spits at you
>crawls off to his happening thread where other clinically retarded reside, stacked like cordwood

it's just their culture. you have to learn to respect the board, the board culture. they're fleeing oppressive moderation

>>37285213
IF YOU DON'T WANT IQ 90 HOGS LITERALLY SHITTING IN YOUR THREADS, JUST GO HIDE OUT IN A GATED ENCLAVE WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD GOES TOTALLY TO SHIT

THEN, AFTER THEY'VE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED YOU AND TAKEN MOST OF YOUR TERRITORY, YOU CAN POLITELY ASK THE VIOLENT, HOSTILE SAVAGES NOT TO INVADE

>>37283777
slam his boipucci ofc, what else?

>>37285256
>a bloo bloo bloo my safe space is being disrupted
>using /pol/fags as an insult and thinking you have the high ground when you're a degenerate trap loving sissy faggot

hang yourself already
add to yourself to the statistics of faggots that couldn't take the triggering

>>37283777
>Wat do?
I'll but him a real VR headset, I'm serious about this.

>>37285149
>single nipslip(male) on blue board at literally 2:45 am
>instant 3-day no-appeal siteban escalated to 7-day if you complain
>/pol/ breaks Global 3 like it's a joke, holds training seminars and offsite demonstrations on how to break Global 4, reportbrigades threads, terrorizes the shit out of everyone
>can't do anything, that'd be ideologically intolerant, 4chan is a Free Platform for Speech and the Market of Ideas (except the ones you get banned for)
really synchronizes my swimmers

>>37285303
>your threads

But they're not "your threads" they belong to the board and anybody can post in them if they want, you sick queers are going to have to deal with the fact that people are going to rightfully berate you at every turn.

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>>37283777
handcuff him and make sure he turns into a sissy

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>>37285434
it makes me so happy seeing natalie mars doing more fetish stuff

>>37283839
For me at least it's exclusively a fetish. I'm definitely male, I identify as male, I look in the mirror and see a guy and I'm okay with that, but maaan if crossdressing/feminization stuff doesn't turn me the fuck on. The excessive femininity of it compensates for my own masculinity, IMO.

>>37285349
>have a problem with the people shitting in the threads and trying to murder you
>"c'mon bruh just toughen up, what's the matter, can't handle real diversity of thought??"
>a REAL man allows barely literate apes to use things he cares about as a toilet

>>37285427
>this is my house and I'm free to decorate it in Kekistani flags and bootleg frogs
>but if you put that Felix poster up I'll fucking kill you

jerk him of

>>37285540
>use things he cares about as a toilet
No anon the things you care about ARE the toilet, it's where shit belongs and I'll be laying fat logs in your toilet threads as long as i have breath.

>can't handle real diversity of thought??
Yeah you cant
NOT
YOUR
SAFE
SPACE

That's DSP 8 on the screen in the OP if you're wondering

i would sneak the fuck out and cry. where did i go wrong?

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>>37285149
>>37285303
>>37285595
Can you kill yourself libweenie. Fuck off back to /lgbt/urd

>>37284025
>unseathes shotgun
>"nothin personell, son"
>proceed to shoot xer
>turn 720 degrees around and walk away

>>37283777
Why were you caught like this anon

>>37285434


They look oathetic with that thing.