/britfeel/

>people out in their gardens blaring music at a million decibels
>"NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA FUCKING BITCHES GETTING MONEY FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA"

how do they like this shit, and why are they playing it around their kids

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>>37283653
OP here: should we create another image for hot days like pic related from last year?

>>37283683
My Dad is doing it right now. Pissing me the fuck off

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I don't think I'm going to make it

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your potato neighbours here have rain right now, u jealous brits?? We had to put up with roasting weather all week tho so i know the feel

Frig off britfeel desu

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>at work
>office in next to the shop
>can hear the shop lady talking to customers
>one of the customers tells her about her son's japanese girlfriend
>"oh, she's such a sweet, delicate girl"
>"they're going to japan soon to get married"
>"oh but she's so shy and gentle"
>sitting there, mfw trying to hold composure in front of workmates

>chest pains
>feel like shit
>have to go out drinking tonight
just leave me alone world let me die in peace

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>>37283718
It's so depressing lad. I'm surrounded by them but certain to die alone.

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>>37283683
My neighbour played Ed Sheeran's Shape of You on repeat for an hour the other week. No exaggeration. On repeat for a fucking HOUR.

kinda want to shave my head but I'm afraid I'll be bald underneath

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REMINDER:

Britfeel is classified as 'Level 1 comfy'

Politics is STRICTLY prohibited and belongs on Brit/pol/.

Ey up boys, Leeds meetup call for tomorrow again. It'll be around 1730 for interested parties, either a pint or, if there's interest, the MeatLiquor food challenge (25 quid, eat it all and it's free).

>>37283653
Gonna do a variation of Greyskulls LP lads.

>Mon
Bench Press
Curls
Deadlift

>Wed
OHP
Chin UP
Squat

>Fri
Bench Press
Curls
Deadlift.

Will I be swole as fuck?
>inb4 someone tells me to squat 8 days a week.

>>37283727
>have to
You don't have to, normalfag

>>37283753
Why did you forget nose day?

>>37283739
ive never even listened to a single one of his songs, no idea what the cunt sounds like and hope it stays that way

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>>37283749
the tories the tories the tories

>>37283754
It's my granddad's birthday

>>37283766
For someone who hates chart music I will admit it's actually an alright song, I can see why it's so popular. But he's super overrated

>>37283767
I see what you're saying, but let's not forget the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses.

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What;s the story with these chinese meme images?

>>37283768
Understandable have a nice day
you don't have to drink though

>>37283767

>tfw no hysterical remain gf to calm down with your filthy leave benis

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>>37283797
No idea but I'm collecting them and that's a rare one I haven't got yet. May I save this, m'anon?

>>37283790
Perhaps if all the Eton Tories who went to Harrow had gone to comprehensives, then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually

>>37283797
That says our galaxy is 3% white 7% black

>>37283765
>nose day
Lad, got a big fuck off roman nose. Don't need to do nose day.

>>37283849
>(((roman nose)))

>>37283826
It's all yours buddy ;)

>>37283857
>tfw also have curly hair
I swear to fuck I must have jews in my line.

>>37283831
If the Tories were really serious about it, they'd tax the bankers the bonuses to 90 percent

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I'm experiencing a strange sensation of wanting to hug all of the GuP girls.
What's going on, lads?

lads turn on bbc news pope francis called a neo crusade

why do I only want to play video games when I can't
fucking heat

>>37283903
I think it's called desperationlad.
>>37283931
Deus cult

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>>37283903
Never watched it but I like this one the best

looks like a girl i used to crush on ;_;

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shall i have gin and tonic or white wine tonight?

Anyone else feel sorry for the autistic lad who has just been jailed for 15 years?

>>37283994
G+T. The only way forward.

>>37284018
>"Anyone else feel sorry for the autistic lad who has just been jailed for 15 years?"
>In a shopping list of the components for his bomb, he had written: "And keep this a secret between me and Allah #InspireTheBelievers."
top cuck lad

>>37284018
>Anyone else feel sorry for the autistic lad who has just been jailed for 15 years?

He was a muzzie so no

>>37284062
>>37284064
He wasn't a real muzzie though. He was white.

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>>37284018
think I will then.cheers lad

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>>37283767
I'll sort it out don't worry

>>37284106
I would rather have murder submarines than (((free))) school meals.

>>37284106
>Murder submarines

Kek, when will lefties understand basic concepts of nuclear deterrence?

Watching a tv series on people in jail for the first time.

How the fuck are people so niave? 'Hey friend, can I have thet sandwhich real quick.'
>I gave him my sandwhich because he was the first friend I've made.
Guy continues to take stuff from his meal tray from then on.
>I feel like he's taking too much, but what can I do, he's my only friend.
TELL THE NIGGA TO PUT YOUR PUDDING DOWN!

>>37284018
>>37284062
>>37284064

>The judge said that although Smith had an interest in Islam, he was not motivated by terrorism.

>Becomes a radical Muslim
>Has Al'Qeda material
>Not motivated by terrorism

hmm

I'm a dutchfag but i came prepared this time lads

>footbath
>fan
>large amounts of ice in my booze

i'm going to make it

>>37284018
no. even if he has autism, he is still a fucking cunt.

he probably just said it was a joke because he could not think of a good defense. i think he was just an idiot doing it for fame. 15 years seems like a walk in the park considering what he did.

>>37284133
Ireland and australia seem fine without them

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>>37283903
>>37283970
Why do they have crosses on their school uniform? Is this a pious anime?

>>37284163
>ice in my booze.
Lad, unless it's liquor you're a fucking idiot.

>>37283935
shit isn't it. i'm gonna keep trying, but I keep dying on the 1 i'm on, it's very fucking annoying. i'll give it a few more attempts then sack it off n have some beers instead

>>37284163
>ice in my booze
I knew you Dutch were raging faggots but ice in beer? I never expected that.

>>37284159
Yeah because he was white, you idiot.
>>37284166
No way, The sentence is way too long for a joke. Should have been a suspended sentence. Why should an autistic guy have his life ruined for no reason?

>>37284183
>liquor

Fuck off you yank cunt, "lad"

>>37284183
>>37284196
it's 50%abv moonshine lads

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>>37284176
If you consider heavy artillery pious, then maybe.

>>37284202
>Why should an autistic guy have his life ruined for no reason?
Thought this was the guy who actually placed a bomb? Not really a joke at that point.

>>37284223
>moonshine
Jesus enjoy your sun stroke Daan

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http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/conversations-with-bibi-alice-has-dating-always-been-this-hard-or-is-it-more-brutal-than-ever-6625415/
>tl;dr it's all men's fault

>>37284175
Yeah because they have us ye knob. Literally what do you want to happen? You want us to get rid of our only defense against nuclear strikes while there are people out there who still have nukes?

Literally for what purpose? For what benefit? To what ends? To the benefit of whom?

There may never ever be another nuclear strike in the next million years, does not matter. Boy, would you face be red if there ever was one eh?

Also they are not "Murder submarines" as they are purely a defensive weapon, they cannot launch nukes you numpty, They have basic ballistics for the purpose of firing down nukes.

Feel free to suggest a cheaper alternative but fuck me am i sick of every question time having some mouthbreathing communist going on about trident and how they should scrap it to fund free drug orgies or whatever the fuck.

>live up in the attic
>every time I've woken up for the past 3-4 days I've been fucking boiling and had to dash to open the window

End my suffering.

>>37284251
I stay inside with the blinds closed

also daan is actually the name of my best mate when i was growing up

>>37284250
It was just a smoke bomb. Wasn't designed to explode.

>>37284202
it wasnt just a joke though. he planted a bomb it just failed to go off.

he claimed it was only a joke but people say a lot of desperate shit in an attempt to diminish their sentence. he is clearly guilty of conspiracy to commit murder or serious bodily harm

this would be like someone buying the ingredients for drugs, getting ready to sell them and saying "yeah, i was only doing it for a laugh". being on the autism spectrum isnt enough for the defense of diminished responsibility.

lad, if i could be ased, i would reference similar cases. he was a fucking idiot and he got what he deserved in accordance to criminal law.

>>37284268
They are murder submarines, I'm going to be so smug when JC wins and all you crazy bomb lovers get cucked

>>37284303
Wasn't an exploding bomb it was a smoke bomb.

If it was a real bomb that could have killed people I'd agree with you. But at the most it would just have inconvenienced/scared people.

Anyone else at comic con mcm London?

>>37283653
>Boiling

That's why I bought an air conditioner, shit keeps my room so cold i need to put a jacket on

>>37284325
Smoke bomb on a tube could still pretty easily cause a panic which could have lead to casualties.

>>37284325
>Wasn't an exploding bomb it was a smoke bomb.

every single news articles claims i have read claimed that the bomb was filled with ball-bearing shrapnel.

either you have got it wrong or every major news websites have got it wrong.

15 would be a bit steep if it was only a smoke bomb but he could get done for assault because of the psychology damage he could of caused. so, if it is a smoke bomb, he would of got less years but he still would of deffo went to jail

>>37284361
Yeah but drunk driving could also easily lead to casualties and you don't get 15 years for that, do you?

lads i'm really not looking forwards to working retail on saturday, sunday and monday

it's gonna be manic and i want to die already, especially with this heat in a shitty non ventilated shop oh GOD

>>37284454
Try working in a kitchen lad.

>tfw beautiful sunny day outside and people decide to come to my work for food.
have a fucking BBQ you melts.

>>37284454
Freeze a large bottle of water and drink it through out the day

>>37284454

>working a face to face service role during bank holidays in the summer

Would rather be poor desu

>>37284394
DUI isn't done with the purpose causing distress to people though, its usually just some idiot who had too much an thinks nothing bad will happen and while dangerous, has no intention to cause harm. The smoke bomb was done with the intent of distressing people, likely causing some mental harm while also having the risk of actually hurting someone. DUIs probably do get off too lightly but I think this kids charge is taking both his intent and the risk of casualties into account.

>>37284392
Yeah it had shrapnel but it was just a smoke bomb with some shrapnel. The shrapnel wouldn't have gone anywhere.

>>37284392
>ball-bearing
>shrapnel.

Pick one.

People trying to associate this white guy with muzzies are outrageous traitors.

Just because he had an autistic obsession with muzzies doesn't mean he is one. Look at the colour of his skin, for fucks sake.

>>37284558
>he should get a light sentence cause he's a bad bomb maker

Double standards.
>everyone assumes terrorist because of skin colour
>whtie guy is terrorist
>nah, he's white.

Fucking whitey.

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>>37284593

Dearie, dearie me!

>>37284601
He should get a light sentence because it was a an autistic white guy doing a prank, not a muzzie doing a terrorist bomb.
>>37284631
He's not a terrorist. It was a joke. You can take one look at a photo of him and see that.

Why are you leftie cucks so thick?

>>37284505
honestly i'd call in sick if i didn't need the money so much

>>37284478
good call lad, i'll give that a go rather than drinking lukewarm water all day

>>37284468
ouch, one of my housemates works at costa and he said it's like he's punished by god with this weather and these crowds of normies wanting coffee at 27 degrees

I got my first paycheck today. After bills and taxes are taken care of I have just over 1500 left.

How should I spend it?

>the good news: have 1k in the bank
>the bad news: nearly cried in public

Sitting here in my pants eating ice cream straight out of tub.

Does life get any better than this lads?

>>37284685
Donation to Damon Smith legal fund.

>>37284685
give it to me lad

>>37284696
All he needs now is a good proctologist.

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>>37283683
D-do you live next to me lad

>live in building with thicc walls & keep the blinds closed
>usually have the heating on at night cause it's cold
>leave the house for the first time in a week
>it's hot af
confusing

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Watching Pumping Iron.
>tfw you will never be as based as Arnie.
He's such a bro it hurts knowing I will never be him.

>>37284686
The good news: I'm going to be a dad
The bad news: I'm going to be a dad

>>37284685
Lend iz a quid lad

>>37284685
Mate, can I get a loan of 50p. See I need to get the bus to the hospital because my girlfriends pregnant with my kid and I lost my car keys and my wallet was stolen by some wee scally and I just got out of the cells because I was fighting some guy who tried to rob an old man.

>>37284333
Going on Sunday. Boy do I hope I don't get culturally enriched

>>37284806
>tfw comic fags are the biggest SJW's these days they'd probably help the suicide bomber gather everyone in the one hall.

>>37284806
>>37284333
Be more virgins than the Airanda concert

>>37284806
Muslims are too scared to do anything to weebs.

>>37284333
I was gonna go but it's too fucking hot. Waste of 25 quid but oh well, I'd rather sit in my flat drinking

>>37284846
It is just a glorified car boot sale.
Used to be decent but it's been shit since about 2008.

>>37284846

Supposed to get radically less hot tomorrow lad.

Got a crate of beer in the fridge for later lads, looking forward to getting comfy in this fucking heatwave

>>37284866
You think that's bad. You should see Glasgow one.

>>37284895

My local one is just an excuse for fat girls to git sum.

>>37283753
Enjoy being a shoulderlet.
Unless you're an absolute beginner in which case just do SS

>>37284866
Yeah I used to go as a plebby 15 year old. Was gonna go again just to see what it's like and buy some weeb loot and burn future fap material into my mind but given current events I think I'll give it a miss. Plus I'm actually more socially anxious now as an adult than I was as a kid.

>>37284913
>SS meme.
Be better just jumping on PPL or an Upper Lower.

>>37284895
I live quite near the hydro so see all the fucking freaks from my living room window when it is on. Makes you wonder where these people dwell the rest of the time

>>37284910
i should check it out

proper lad of a builder has just been around to fix the window. he must of seen my action figure. i wonder what he thought

start my job on monday
it's in a supermarket, and it's just occured to me that it's a bank holiday and it will be closed
I don't know the building, I don't know where the staff entrance is
the fuck do I do

>>37284913
>lol SS and GOMAD for a year bro I swear you wont get fat

>>37284974
Go in on sunday and ask.
>supermarket closed on a bank holiday
Really?

>>37284974
>it's in a supermarket, and it's just occured to me that it's a bank holiday and it will be closed

why would a supermarket be closed on a bank holiday?

>>37284881
i've 4 left from last night. about to have 1 now senpai, then when that's supped i'm going to wander to shop for more

>>37284943
>SS meme meme
I do a PPL lad, and I think they're the best personally, but I wish I had done SS when I started for mad strength gains.
A PPL 6 days a week is too much volume for a beginner, and if you're going 3 days a week just do SS to get some actual strength.
>>37284992
>browses /fit/ for a day

Dunno why I bother

>>37284992

Anyone who looks at GOMAD and thinks it's a good idea deserves to get fat.

>>37284974
Most supermarkets are open on bank holidays.

Lads lads is the thread comfy yet. Just need to relax with some memes tbqh

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tfw no mummy gf tbchwy lads

Wonder why lefties aren't parading the tube bomber around going "look whites are terrorists too"! Forgetting he's muslim.

>>37285006
>>37285007
>>37285027
I start at 8pm

why would I lie about it being closed?

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>>37285046

Mummy gone out in the sun and left you all alone lad?

We'll talk, just try not to be a cunt, eh?

>>37285046
Because he isn't a terrorist. He's a disabled British person and is being persecuted by the leftie cuck legal system. I'm honestly shaking with rage about it, I hope there's an appeal.

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Why is Wilkos the best shop lads?
I'm there several times a week for cosy hardware shopping.
The closure of Woolworths, allowing space in the market for the better "W" was a blessing after all.

>>37285097
lad, he was obviously aware of what he was doing. he needs necking

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>summer 2017
>still no Avril gf

>>37285072
You night staff?
Stocking shelves is a fucking great job lad.

Just go in on sunday and ask.
Chances are the door will be unlocked lad, The only entrance to my store not a fire exit is the front door.

>>37285110
>obviously aware of what he was doing

Yeah, doing a prank that he thought would be harmless. And now his life is ruined because lefties want to prove a point and defend pakis.

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>>37285097

Here you go lad, this one is just for you!

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>found a cure for anxiety
>its nihilism

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What can we do for fun in /britfeel/ tonight lads? I feel miserable being alone 7 days a week.

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>>37285142
>pre-raphaelite brotherhood
Top taste

>>37285142
Sorry mate I'm going out with my girlfriend otherwise I'd arrange something with you

>>37285117
>divorced a guy called chad
you're making the rest of us 3d waifu friends look bad
>>37285156
tell me about it when you get back. I need the motivation to go through with things

>>37285136
Paki please leave

>>37285142
My plan for tonight is getting shitfaced and going on a sons of anarchy binge while posting here occasionally. pretty fun

> people are actually gonna vote for Jeremy "let's negotiate with terrorists" Cornyn

>>37285179
I don't want to drink with depression, I might do something stupid

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Just one hour and twenty minutes of slavery left lads. Cannot wait to go home and wallow in despair~

>>37285110
He's an autist who tried to make a smoke bomb as a prank.

>>37285186
>people are going to vote for someone who fucked Diane Abbott

>>37285142
desu I would love to do something with you lads as well, let me know if you get any ideas anon!

>>37285217
How about we meet up at a service station?

>>37285197

Forced memes have no power here, lad.

Failed terrorist is in jail, he has seven years of rape and beatings in his future, good enough for him.

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Spent 300 bongs on a floor and anime merchandise. This is a good use of money.
Post waifus.

>>37285172

I forgive her because she is perfect and her feet deserve to be worshipped.

>>37285142
Shall we play that caption game again tonight? Was quite fun last time desu

>>37285242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2wMVgGnQiA

This is your "terrorist".

>hear normies outside laughing
fuck summer

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>>37285264
show us what you got lad
>>37285267
scene grills are good tier

>>37285296
He is going to get raped so bad.

>>37285290
it just seemed like a worse version of quiplash/ use your words. I'm a brainlet most days anyway, and I feel even mor lethargic in this weather.

>when you see reviewbrah in the guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/26/the-story-behind-the-fake-manchester-attack-victims#img-4

>>37285172
.3d
>waifu

https://www.japanpowered.com/otaku-culture/what-waifu-means

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu

>>37285346
>two dimensional image made of pixels
>crayon drawing made of pixels
There has been a long peace in britfeel between 2d and 3d, ever since our party was forged to defend against the horrors of forced memes.

too hot lads
it's 30 degrees here
I am literally melting

Fucking hell lads,

I work as a Teaching Assistant in a primary school, and we've been doing outdoor PE ALL FUCKING MORNING on the field next door to class.

I forgot to bring sun cream because I didn't expect this, and my arms are fucking PURPLE with sunburn.

Life is rough boys

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>>37285296

My terrorist, your terrorist, the country's terrorist.
Good work by the Met!

>>37285329

A large injection of rich black meat has already been prescribed, if not delivered, I'm certain.

>>37283711
Not really. You need the rain or you will have another famine. I'd rather you get rain and we have hot weather than hear about the lack of potatoes.

Just had two shits in two hours. Does this mean I have ass cancer?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04S3hnud5mF

>>37285307
Who is this girl? Looks like the fucking doppelganger of someone I know.

>>37283711

Whereabouts Brah?

I'm NW Coast and the sun's still splitting the stones.

>>37285445
post her post her post her
it's sophie turner, but I imagine that you knew that

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Fancy a chip butty tbqhwyl

>>37285445
Pretty sure its the one off Game of thrones and X-Men

>>37285460

May might be many things, but as a confirmed half woman with broken womb the barren hag will never be a "mummy".

>>37285491
Knock it off lad.

>>37285372
You sure about that lad. Didn't you just put waifu coalition when you put that 3dpd up to run in the general election. I remember people saying to fuck off and that that party wasn't backed by most waiffags.

>>37285491
She is mother England

>>37285491
She's everyones mummy.

>>37285512
>wasn't backed
>backed my many significant waifu posters
>won the first round
t. zerovotes

>KSI is dead

why did nobody tell me?

>>37285527

A husk built around a cunt that doesn't work.

Sounds about right.

>>37285338
>the guardian
Fucking hell they are a meme paper these days

>>37285555
If you don't like England you should leave

Kinder > Galaxy > Cadburys > Nestle

Prove me wrong lads

>>37285574

I love England, just not some of the poop flinging monkeys that inhabit it.

>>37285578
Dosnt nestle own kinder?

>>37285547
Good attempt at a guess but i'm not the goodfellas fag.
I voted for based Harold.

>>37285578
Before Kraft took over Cadbury I'd agree with you, but their chocolate now is so oily and rank.
Nestle is much better than it, surprising I know.

>>37285607
>Cadbury
>chocolate

Please!

>>37285600
>I love England
Then why did you describe it as a husk?

>>37285451
down south,, heard from a friend in belfast its hot alright

Went to the beach on my own for an hour to eat a Tesco meal deal

Burnt me fucking nose lads. Those UV levels are super fucking high.

>>37285640
Your first mistake was going outside

>>37285629

Because it is, largely. All fur coat and no knickers.

>>37285555
I told you to knock it off lad.

>>37285547
A lot of waifuposters didn't like joining with that sophie lass.

>>37285715

Who are you the freemartin police?

>>37285680
I don't know, we have a good economy decent military for our size a rich deep culture (although we don't celebrate it enough ) we have problems but it's nothing that can't be fixed

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>Tfw no Journalist gf to play crash bandicoot with after dinner.

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>>37283826
I like this meme thing

>>37285746

Exactly we've got the fur coat.

We also have food banks and povertyu induced petty crime, people expeted to do manual jobs until seventy plus and.... Generally no knickers.


Good at willy waving at the G20.
Not so good to hack out a life in.

I'll take a 180 reversal of that any time.

>>37285765
how did naughty dog acquire the rights to use crash?

>>37285801
Someone is going to fall for this.

Dirty paki on the bus behind me is talking on the phone in his dirty (British) paki accent and using his dirty paki slang like "innit"

I just passed probation at work

I'm full member of staff now

Can't fire me so easily

Just woke up, lads. Having my coffee so I'd appreciate a bit of hush until I'm done

>>37285789
Every country has that to varying degrees it's not just us

>>37285862
So you're free to take videos of your coworkers shitting and they will struggle to fire you?

>>37285825
naughty dog hasn't owned crash for about 15 years now

>>37285871
GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37285838
Turn around and tell him to use received pronunciation like they do in the country you think you live in lad.

>>37285862
Been there 2 years? If not you can be fired at the drop of a hat.

"Probation" is meaningless

every time i sleep my body is literally sweating like crazy i woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and then i realized my body is soaking with just sweat had to change my clothes this heat is killing me lads i think i might get a fan

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I heard you lads like politics? who #ForTheMany here? haha

>>37285885
>to varying degrees

Ours is the leaning heavily towards "All show, no substance" degree.

>>37285242
>>37285329
>>37285386
Why do pakis post here?

>>37285918
I bet May could take Corbyn in a fight.

>>37285924
/britfeel/ is like modern Britain, too tolerant of the pakis.

> 1 in 5 british Muslims sympathise with ISIS

Muslims do we need em?

>mummy doing chicken fillets for tea
>going out to get buns, i tell her that's not necessary
>gets them anyway
>asks if want a bun or not
>say fine since she got them
>she does me chicken burgers, but has hers without a bun

>>37285939
Agreed. What kind of fucking sick paki comes here and tries to be like

>Oh no, the white british autists are the REAL terrorists.

Cunts. Holocaust them all.

>>37285964
>Muslims do we need em?

Of course they do. They bring great diversity to Britain, and diversity is our strength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gj3FSYYPI

>>37285924

Because it's BRITfeel not Silly Sausage Imagination Land feel.

It reflects the multicultural reality of the UK of the past century or so.

>>37285979
t. BBC/Labour supporter.

>>37285991
I wish it reflected the white only part of Britain.

>>37285966
History warned us against mums

>>37285969

People who leave bombs on trains are real terrorists.

Lads I still need a username idea for wechat

>>37285987
Tempted to join desu.

>>37285966
She played you like a fiddle, son

>>37286018
xX420narutosephirothsonicXx

>>37286006

That part is in your imagination lad.

Multi faith
Multi culture
Multi colour

That's the UK all over!

>>37286035
I know. It depresses me.

>>37286018
ihavewechatsoicanfailatchattingupchinesegirls73

>>37286009
WHITE people who leave SMOKE BOMBS on trains as a PRANK are NOT terrorists, you fucking stupid paki.

>>37286116
They are criminals though

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As much as Conserative islam is a shitty belief system, do sympathize with the autist. I'd be willing to do crazy things if it meant that I had a sense of belonging and a meaningful purpose.

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>>37286116

If you didn't try so hard some of the other children might play with you lad.

>>37286166
Imagine that after you finished your little jihad, you'd be in heaven with everything you ever desire

It's no wonder young muzzies growing up in this shithole are feeling lost

>>37286200
Muzzies are just extremist Elliot Rodgers.

>>37285601
Ferrero owns kinder

>>37286200

It sort of beats spending eternity playing a harp and singing about how great god is doesn't it?

>>37286200
It is a powerful fantasy.

>>37286142
Agreed, but 15 years is outrageous.
>>37286167
>I know, I'll call him an attention whore because I am a paki, allahu akbar, durka durka

Fuck off Rashid

Reminder there have been mosques around England for centuries. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not apart of our culture
>Inb4 autistic screaming

>>37286249
>Agreed, but 15 years is outrageous.

I disagree. Even planting fake bombs is going to cause panic, this guy is being made an example of to stop similar retards in future

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>Be NEET
>Literally done no exercise since 2014
>Sit around all day
>Go for run twice in last few days
>Hips really hurt
>Hips pop when I bend my leg

Have I fucked my body from my NEET lifestyle?

>>37286249

No, I call you an attention whore because you're attention whoring.

It's actually quite amusing. Particularly the paki thing, only a very silly sausage would actually think it was offensive.

>>37286325
I'm not trying to offend you. Just pointing out that you have a very clear agenda and we can all see it.

>>37286307

It is literally one poltard who's been trying to force memes on here for a couple of weeks.

Obviously on the duracells and entirely friendless.

>>37286351

LOL. Don't be such a silly goose.

As I said earlier, there is good therapy available these days that will help you overcome your phobias without drugs.

>>37286320
you probably have shit running form

are you fat?

>>37286320
>Have I fucked my body from my NEET lifestyle?

probably not. most people get sore joints when they first start running. i honestly thing getting an exercise bike is a good investment and better. exercise bike is more safe and comfy.

>>37286405
>probably not. most people get sore joints when they first start running. i honestly thing getting an exercise bike is a good investment and better. exercise bike is more safe and comfy.

Especially with a tablet on a handlebar mount and some games

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>>37286402
I'm overweight, but I'm not fat-fat. I think my BMI is about 25-26

>>37286405
Doesn't joint-popping only happen when you've damaged the joint? Or am I just being over-dramatic?

>>37286460
probably a mix of poor form and your weight

start slow and eat clean

Considering joining Britain First lads. I'm not white so I figure they could use me to virtue signal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meIFDTxpKSw

>>37286389
>Phobia

Why do pakis always trot out this buzzword whenever anyone calls them on their shit?

>>37286498
While their main message is more-or-less correct, they are pretty much just a meme.

>>37286498
>if you are loyal to queen and country, you are welcome to join

I'm out then, despite being whiter than him

not done my job search for 3 days haha

>>37286521
What else is there? No one else is doing fuck all and at least they get people organised and on the streets sometimes.

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spoke to oneitis for a bit today lads. I reckon i might have had a chance a few weeks ago because we were hanging out a bit back then. But i think i've missed the boat.

Would it be weird for me to ask her out via a facebook message?

At this point I just want her to tell me that she's never going to be interested in me so I can attempt to get over her.

Why does this hurt so much boys?

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>>37285264
Got pizza and beer, about to watch Stray Dog. Feels good.

>>37286589
>Would it be weird for me to ask her out via a facebook message?
You mean say 'would u b gf pls?' yes that would be weird

>>37286540
I haven't done mine for 9 months lads

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>>37286631
Just found out I'm gonna be a da'.

>>37286631
nah I just want to ask her out for coffee or something. I'm not quite that spergy.

it's just that there's not really any excuse for me to talk to her at the moment so it would be kinda out of the blue.

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>>37286658
No idea why I tagged this cunt.

Have the free (you)

>>37286513

Try not to be such a pilchard, there's a good fellow.

>>37286675
How does it feel mate? Are you happy? Or do you wish she'd abort?

>>37286658
Shit, sorry, that's rough. I hope it works out for you

who else /justwokeup/

>>37286547

They do provide entertainment for the non meth addicted and those with average or higher brain function.

>>37286513
Because it's irrational to dislike a religion responsible for regularly blowing people up!

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>>37286547
Take the Black pill. Britain is dead and there's nothing you or I can do about it. You can't resuscitate a corpse.

>>37286658
jesus imagine the shame of knowing your dad is an avatar cunt

>>37286724
Haha exactly. That's exactly what they are trying to say. And they come here to say it, and they demonise autistic young British people like myself.

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>>37286736
Don't vote
Emigrate

>>37286762
Emigrate where?

>>37286749

Only if you actually manufacture explosives and put them n trains with the intent to cause death or injury lad, that is to say become a terrorist, like the one sentenced today.

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>>37286780
Stupid question

Muted

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>>37286320
yeah I was the same, luckily my room is up a steep set of stairs so I have to go up/down them to the bathroom and down another set to the kitchen, might have kept me from muscle atrophy. I started running and the pain at first was awful I couldn't run at all - but now I run out of breath faster than that after a few weeks so it should stop

Just woke up - weather is cooling down but I still feel warm and tired

>>37286762

I have done, but only to remain within the European family.

>lovely weather
>that time of night where it's just starting to get darker so it's ultimate comfy mode for the next 2 hours
>stuck in this god forsaken, paki infested hellhole so can't take a nice walk and enjoy it

>>37286780
we build big boss's dream, a true outer haven for robots

>>37286808
lol ebina. I think you and me are the only lads with the most messed up sleeping patterns.
I don't think you realise how much we chat throughout the night

>>37283696
>Mr. Paki

subtle as fuck.

whatever happened to that understated yet obnoxious wit?

>>37286700
>>37286704
Excited, but me and the mother kind were on bad way before finding out. Sad as it is, probably saved my marriage... or got me stuck.

>>37286738
The shame your dad has knowing you post here.

mummy burnt the chilli. How much of the house do I smash up this time lads?

>>37286659
Sod it mate go for it

>>37286909
>probably saved my marriage

Kids have literally never saved a marriage

Ever

They do the opposite

>>37286919
Smash her face in lad. Set a precedent so it never happens again.

>>37286909
>implying he knows what the chon is

>>37286934
Yeah, but I was ready to bail, so least now it's bought some time to try make things work. Worst happens I'm back to square one, but with a kid.

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Driving lesson on Tuesday, already feeling anxious.

>>37286966
>are you on that hacking site again son?

>>37286970
And now you'll eventually bail and have a kid from a broken home

Top stuff!

>>37286971
Here are some fun road safety facts to take your mind off things

>In 2013, 1,713 people were killed on UK roads, an average of 5 a day
>26% of fatalities were due to failure to look properly
>As a car driver, the chance you will be involved in an accident significantly increases when you are on rural roads / motorways

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>>37285264

>ctrl+F waifu
>find post asking to post waifus
>post waifu

I posted my waifu lads she is a real qt

>>37286970
just run away and join the french foreign legion lad

Post regular updates here too

>>37287040
Like every other modern kid these days.

We live in the age of the mong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFV9K08JyO8

>>37286869
thats good anon

remember when it used to consistently die at like 2 or 3am and I was left wondering around, It feels a lot more comfy having britfeel open in a tab somewhere to check back in on now and again

>>37287057
Adorable tbqh. Would cuddle/10
2d girls always make me feel so lonley

Channel 4 aren't even pretending with Hollyoaks anymore

Coalburners everywhere

The pakis don't seem to be similarly represented though.

>>37287063
Might do lad.

>>37287107

Sorry lad, nobody wants to play.

turn over and watch The Simpsons.

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>>37285264
Sacked gaming off for the day,cba getting more wound up.
Time to hook the decks up and play with some music. That may cheer me up.

>>37287140
Simpsons was on before this you pillock

>>37287156

Watching it at the minute lad.

Just finished my first burger flipping shift lads. No idea why I was so nervous. I'm always fine once I start to the thing. Why do I always wind myself up before the event? Is it a mental illness or what?

>>37287156
+4, you daft cunt

>>37286589
ask her out lad. asked my work oneitis out last week, turns out she's got a bf but it's still a weight off my mind, and I find it easier to talk to her now.

>>37287192
Where were you lad, Grills or Vats?
Not fries I hope, fuck fries.

>>37287107
>Hollyoaks
Fuck me, is that still going?

>>37287192
Really glad to hear it mate. How were the others working there?

>>37287197
don't you still feel for her though? i'm not sure if i can just be friends with her if i have these feelings for her, it's too painful

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>in asda
>feel a weird sensation on my arm
>go to scratch it, pick up a ladybird that must have landed on my arm while I was outside
>figure I'll put him on my trolley and take him back outside when I'm done shopping
>fumble him, he falls on the floor
>see him start to walk, fall didn't kill him
>unfortunately someone is walking towards him
>shit
>walk in their path so they can't run over him
>they look at me
>I am about to explain that they were about to run over a ladybird when my mind processes how retarded this sounds
>just end up smiling at them like a kid with downs
>they give me a weird look and walk around me
>bend down to pick the ladybird up
>can't pick it up without crushing it, it's too small
>this lasts about 30 seconds
>look up
>several people looking at me
>it's obvious I wasn't tying my shoes or something because my shoes don't have laces
>brush the ladybird to the side of the aisle as gently as I can so he might survive
>stand up, grab my trolley and speed the fuck away
Why am I like this

>>37287207
Grill and fries. The sous chef was prepping the buns and shit. Got a prep list for tomorrow morning prepping sauces/salad/pressing burgers. Easy as balls. 7.50 an hour is a piss take though.

>>37287246
TY lad. The chef was a nice guy. We talked about football all day. The manager is a weird, super intense guy, the assistant manager is a friendly Aussie, and the 2 waitresses were munters. The KP I didn't see much because the potwash is downstairs for some reason. I think he was Puerto Rican or some shit.

>>37287192
i do the same mate. for literally everything unless it's something that i'm doing totally alone that doesn't involve anyone else, e.g. walking/cycling etc.

It might be social anxiety, but i'm not sure if i agree with it. It seems like people just want to attach a label onto every tiny personality flaw to prevent themselves from changing.

on the other hand, I can't see myself ever changing.

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>Hand in my notice
>They beg me to stay and offer a payrise

As is life in brexit britain

>>37287213
It's like if a Sociology student wrote a soap opera

>>37287260
i still have feelings for her, but i was making myself miserable not knowing if i had a chance with her. she's all I've thought about for months. i was fucking crushed when she said no, but she seems happy so i'm happy to be friends with her.

>>37287284
the buddha teaches that compassion for all living things is the path to harmony

Window lickers, window lickers everywhere....

>>37287260
Odds are you wont want to be friends with her, because she's actually a basic boring bitch but your onitis is clouding your objectivity

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>>37287383
I rememer watching it when Ali Bastian was in it

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Does your village know where it's idiot is tonight?

>>37286796
>intent to cause death or injury

There was no intent to cause death or injury, Rashid. Unlike with your "brother" in Manchester.

>>37287452
She got stabbed in prison for being a nonce, right?

Can never look at service stations in the same way again lads

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>>37287471

Honestly lad, try to be a little bit less of a ninny.

>>37287524
It's the smell that gets ya

>>37287452
phwoar alrite darlin

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I lost a ton of weight recently, but I realized going out with me mum today that I am just so antisocial and hateable. I have almost zero friends anymore, I don't use normiebook, spend 90% of my time in my room on my computer or in the living room on my laptop. I used to have a lot of internet friends but they've all moved on or barely interact with me anymore.

So ultimately, I think I have figured out that even if I get fit, which is the goal, I will probably still die alone, because I'm such an unlikable faggot who is hated by everyone. Honestly maybe being a huge fatass was helpful to hide the fact my personality is so shitty and awkward, because now everyone can see me for how much of a worthless detestable cunt I am.

For the record my personality consists of:
>obsessively post on 4chan
>only interested in video games, anime, manga, cooking and gardening
>have zero friends, no car, just own game consoles and computers
>don't even have a fucking mobile phone
>have a terrible accent from Skyping with Americans
>special snowflake vegetarian
>"far right" views for most people
>absolute shit taste in music and everything outside of my limited interests

Frankly I'm just a shit person and if I had the balls, should probably kill myself. At least now I know!

>>37287403
that seems like a pretty decent attitude mate.

>>37287446
you might be right

>>37287460

>Someone makes a good point inarticulately
>Therefore the point itself isn't valid

>>37287511
Not sure, but I remember something about her dating one of her students

>>37287530
>Muslims should be free to do whatever they want
>The white native population should be locked up for a joke

Why do you even come here? This is Britfeel, not your local mosque.

>gpu idling at 59
that's load temperatures
it's probably due a clean anyway, shall do that tomorrow during the storm

wtf lads, mummsy says my 20k 21st birthday gift has been reduced to 15k 'because of brexit'
fuck those piss stinking old people

>>37287565

You must miss Club Penguin.

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