What was your most beta moment in your life?

The time I made a masturbation joke on the Facebook profile of some girl I liked, was threatened to get my ass kicked by her uncle and dad, and the proceeded to try and explain internet memes to the both of them.

>>37283349
I eqs a beta orbiter of a girl while she got fucked by Chads. I used to to massage her feet.

>>37283349
>girl says stay chat with me anon
>I say, i need to work on my mugen

I hired a prostitute and just cuddled with her and cried in her arms for 2 hours.

>>37283369
The only beta thing that you did was try to explain. You should have gone on to fuck her.

>>37283439
this,I think it's cute really

>>37283466
nah i also whined to her a lot about how nobody will ever love me the pussy was already permadry by the point the masturbation joke happened

>>37283503
I guess your only problem was using facebook, you normative person.

>>37283509
and that's why i don't have one anymore

>>37283520
Now make a new one and fuck everybody

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>>37283526
I'm too lazy to do that now, anon.

>>37283565
>I'm too lazy to do something that would take less effort than posting in this thread
you, sir, are an expert slacker

>>37283439
Dude I know this feel. I got a hooker last noght she couldn't get me hard so I jerked myself off then fucked her for 2 minutes until I came.

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Probably right now desu.

>>37283349
>several years ago, probably like 7 or 8
>actively involved in my church against my will
>church has this bible quiz competition where we compete against other churches
>held at a church in Brooklyn
>I'm entered in a competition where you were given a list of bible verses to study and you're asked one of them at random in which you have to recite a given verse
>don't remember if I studied or not but every time it was my turn I'd literally just autistically stare at the person asking the question
>I could see the disappointment and faces of pity on the faces of my church memebers
>after I lost I ran to the bathroom and cried
>mom came in and comforted me

still haunts me to this day lads

>be me
>Born in 97
>Being in an unstopable beta moment
>2017

>>37283509
everyone uses facebook not just normies

even if it's only to stare at their oneitis

>>37283349
Replying to this thread if we're being real

>>37283349
When the new boyfriend of my only and ex-girlfriend fastened the lock on my chastity cage.

>be 17
>have one friend
>friend drags me around with him everywhere, god knows why
>go to a birthday party of a friend of his
>sitting quietly, getting drunk off of cheap wine
>a girl approaches me
>short, thin, with short curly hair, cute 8/10
>"Why are you so quiet?"
>starts talking to me
>later the party moves outside to watch some fireworks
>after it's over, we all walk back
>she's next to me
>"anon, I'm kinda cold"
she's wearing a short-sleeve thin blouse, I've got a jacket
>"Yeah, you should've dressed better"
>whatthefuckdidIjustsay.gif
>"Yeah, I usually dress better, I just thought the weather would be better today"
>she's giving me another chance
>"Yeah, tough luck"
>she looks at me, says nothing for the next 5-10 minutes and goes home
>haven't seen her since

>>37283349
my life

oreganilalo

Copy and pasting

">middle school
>class project outside day
>supposed to collect leaves to go with a poem we were reading
>knew I'd be paired with a stacy or chad since there were hardly any non stacy/chads in the class
>autism clicks into place
>decide I need to act like I don't have a crush on stacies and stain my bedsheets every night to them
>pick particularly cute/popular stacy to make up story about and try to make myself seem better
>say out loud in front of teacher and "I've seen stacy naked. I went to her house when she was having a sleepover and when she went to change in the bathroom I knocked on the window and she thought it was the door to the bathroom so she opened it while she was naked and her friends all saw her naked too."
>Stacy yells at me and starts cussing me
>Everyone is looking at me like I'm some kind of creep or something
>Teacher yells at me and takes me to principle
>Try to deny my story and explain that I made it up
>Get told that whether the story is true or not it is sexual harassment
>suspended for idk how long
>Finally have to come back to school
>Get pantsed that day in the area we wait for parents to pick us up after school

I got shit for that for a long time"

>>37284983
That was alpha as fuck anon

>>37284983
painful to read

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>life is so bland and uninteresting that i have nothing to contribute to make y'all laugh

>>37283349
Accepting my cheating girlfriend back after the first time she left me or the social sabotage and rejecting of girls throughout k-12 because I thought they were messing with me

>>37284983
Hahaha roastie got frozetie lmao

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>>37283349
This happened about half year ago.

> Be 18 yr old.
> A girl stopped me in the school
> She invited me to her prom, she wanted to dance with me. (probably wanted more from me)
> She added me on Facebook (I don't have Facebook anymore)
> We chatted about everything.
> She wanted to meet with me in the city.
> We hanged out for like 2 hours, and then she went to work.
> I realized she's not my type.
> Deleted her on Facebook
> After couple of weeks I met her in the school
> When she saw me, she looked away while covered her face with her hands.

I'm 19 now, and still a KHV, but I don't mind my decision till today

>>37284983
> shouldve dressed better


HaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaAaaaaa fucking hell. Its both autistic yet super alpha at the same timr

>>37285208
Damn she must have been ugly

>>37285208
>i'm one year older now
Wait until you're ten years older and still khv thinking about some bitch you haven't seen or talked to since high school.

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>>37285286
Her body was good, but her personality was just shit.

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>>37285361
Hopefully I'll be dead 10 years later.

>>37285443
Don't forget the part where she was a redhead, and you didn't like the moles on her face.

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>>37283349
I'm not sure if this counts because I was young and it didn't involve sex or a female I was interested in, but...

>last day of 5th grade
>mom takes me to the movies as a surprise
>we take the bus
>pay with bills and get bus passes for next bus
>next bus arrives
>mom gets on and swipes her pass
>didn't see how she did it
>i've never done it before
>freak out because people at the front are staring
>people behind me are staring waiting for me to hurry up
>i start to panic and start getting choked up, about to burst into tears
>i look at my mom with panic and fear strewn across my face
>she smiles understandingly at me and swipes my pass for me
>she gently takes my hand and we walk to a seat
>cry silently with my face buried in my arms because of shame
>my mom hugs me and tells me its okay
>asks me if im excited to see the movie
>tells me shes proud of me for making it through the 5th grade
>my mom died 3 years ago
>feels like she died 3 hours ago
>its felt this way every day since
i miss my mom.

>>37285751
Now I'm sad, thanks original anon

>>37285083

you could have played it off alpha, I would have been laffin

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>>37285157
I can't even come up with a funny lie

Accidentally logging in the /r9k/ beta board once

>asking her to take my virgnity, I thought it was appropriate at the time
>first time having her in my bed I just kinda kissed and sucked on her neck for a while.
>couldn't get my dick hard when she told me to fuck her

I'm currently crushing on a girl who's name I don't even know
she comes into my work everyday to get coffee and my heart starts racing
the most beta part is that I know the only reason I feel this way about her is because she's nice and showed literally the tiniest bit of interest in me by asking one of my coworkers for my name
I feel like I've reached peak patheticness in my life

>>37285485
I thought that 10 years ago


Im still here. Feelsbadman

>>37285485
>18 now
>19 in june
>eagerly awaiting 21 so I can drink myself to death
if my liver doesn't kill me by 30 then I'll just do myself in desu

>>37286256

Here's hoping for next year anon, we'll make it to the other side eventually.

>>37284983
>when you're so beta you end up pulling an alpha move
What the actual fuck anon.

My most beta moment is also my most oblivious one

>go to childhood friend's house
>has wanted my dick since we were 9
>movies and cuddles
>we sleep in her big-ass living room which had two couches and sliding doors

>about to sleep on our respective couches
>literally takes her clothes off in the dark and tells me about it
>"hahaha put it back on"
>she asks why
>say "I dunno, why are you naked?"

I'm a retard.

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>>37283349
I don't know, I practically never talk to girls, at most a high-five or some gay shit for the ones at work.

>>37286337
You're doing God's work anon, it is important that these degenerates learn not to sully themselves and expect a positive reaction as a result, you were only subconsciously upholding the morality of the state and its people and for that should be commended, here's a headpat *headpat*

>>37283439
>>37284983
Pic related.

>>37284638
Same here buddy same here....
Kms

>>37284769
I don't. I also have no friends nor social life. I had those before. But when you isolate and delete social networks people just forget about your existence.

They were ungrateful virgin scum anyway.

>>37286400
d-don't headpat

I might be beta, lanky and generally unmanly but I'm not a little girl