>go for a stroll in the park >see this what do

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>>37282103
>try to walk past them without looking at them
>start crying when I hear one of them say "skeleton" and everyone starts laughing

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>>37282103
>*stares at the ground, stammering incessantly*
>Uh-ah! I'm n-not interrupting anything, am I?
>Slowly walks back with heavy blush in hands.
>Find somewhere to rest hidden whilst I weep after my anxiety is triggered.

>>37282103
Throw up. Tell them to put their shirts back on.

Undress, get on knees place boipucci in air and wait for one to bite.

>>37282209

>poles

They'd probably stomp you braindead. Just like you deserve, you faggot.

>>37282224
Implying any man could resist my plump boibutt. I work my glutes a hour a day and my body is femmy af. I could turn any man gay.

Id wonder how a walk in the park turned into a walk in the woods

>>37282103
wow they are fat.

I'd tell them "It's nice that you're trying to self-improve and lose weight. Most fatties just stay indoors and feel sorry for themselves or try inefficient fad diets. You're all going to make it! : )"

>>37282258
i woudl like to see your body

>>37282258
Post boipucci pic anon

Show off my skelly arms. They seem like nice guys so it'd probably make them laugh.

>>37282103
What the fuck. What happened to their faces.

This pic reminds me of Alan Wake

>>37282258
Traps are not gay so shut the fuck up, about turning me gay.

How can you be "turned gay" when it's the feminine qualities that make my dick hard. Checkmate faggot.

>>37282103
>haha did I just walk into a powerlifting competition?
>right?

>>37282103
>close /fit

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KUH! Kisama Konoyaro bakayaro! I am always prepared. Come at me you meatheads!

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>>37282103
only 1 against 11?
this could actually be fun, heh
*unsheathes katana*
bring it on Konoyaroooo!
*charges at opponents*
*carves through enemies like butter*
*gopniks try to run away in fear*
not so fast haha
*teleports behind them*
*slices them open*
too bad, and I thought I finally had a real challenge

>>37282103
Ask if I can have a sip of the vodka from the guy on the right if they're friendly.

I like vodka.

>>37282103
>Gym-faggots

An 18 year old with a year of boxing lessons will fuck them up one by one

>>37282103
>Slip into emergency Adidas pants
> cheap Vodka
> cheeki breeki hard

>>37282522
>not saying "huh, nothing personnel, kid" to the guy trying to run away

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>>37282103


"Weeee...backyard fight circle? can I join?"

>challenge each of then in 1v1 duel
>then 1v2
>then do a chaotic "each man for himself" fight till blacking out or surrendering
>last man standing (me) gets treated like a king, gets best parts of hunted prey kebab and others will say toasts of him entire evening.
>disappear in the morning before everyone wakes up
>go on my way
>thus fascinated guys will talk about me non stop that day and will tell my stories on feasts and gatherings

>>37282258
Come to my house and I'll be the judge of that.

>>37282103

>Try to walk past
>They mock and tease you
>"Where are you going anon" one grabs you
>You laugh at them
>"With my trust katana I can slay all of your normies"
>They laugh at you and strip you
>They hold you down and tickle torture you
>Who is laughing now weeb

>>37282103

I would take my shirt off and join them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdWNCoTkgE4

im a brown man so ill probably think i stepped into a neo-nazi rally and probably get nervous

>>37284198
>Just muscular dudes
> no political signs
> assuming neo-nazis cuz white
> kys you racist fuck