>g'mornin' anon! What's for breakfast?

Black coffee and a grapefruit, large breakfasts are obscene.

>I told you I think you look fucking retarded with that shirt on, didn't I? And why the fuck do you already have makeup on? It's eggs, I'm cooking eggs.

>>37279546
Hurhurhurhur ur pusi, bitch

>>37279568
>yum!
>>37279575
>its qt anon!

>>37279546
>2017
>eating breakfast

hahaha fuck off

my cummies in your tummies

>>37279595
>No you look like a fucking clown with all that shit on your face and neither of us even have anything important to do today. That shirt isn't cute, it's cliche and stereotypical. You look like a fucking Tumblr user. Here's your fucking eggs I'm going to go buy some booze

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>>37279600
>oh you're so silly anon! Everyone knows its the most important meal of the day.

What are you doing in my house? Please get out before I'll call the police.

>>37279665
>tattoos
No thanks, whore.

>>37279546
>You tell me; you're making it

>>37279675
- L - E - W - D -

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Is the pixiecut the final form of cuteness?

>>37279546
I would never physically abuse a woman in real life, but whenever I think about these types of girls I imagine myself just punching them in the face as hard as I can. I don't know why but I find it hilarious. They just seem so plastic and stupid maybe not on the outside but on the inside. Thinking about them clumsily falling on their ass sort of rehumanizes them in a way I guess.

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>>37279990
>c-c-come at me b-bro!