Who was that girl you knew who made celebrities with supposedly "big boobs" look flat? Who was that girl that jumped straight from training bras to cup sizes that most people don't think exist?
Titcow story thread.
>>37278540
I had to reread that multiple times. And to answer your question, she was an ugly fat acne faced bitch who did sports but was still a fat pig
This girl used to post on Dailybooth when that site was still a thing. One of the pervy-ass questions she answered revealed that she was a J cup at 15.
This is her five or sixish years later.
One day I'll find a way to "safely" give women macromastia. One day...
>>37278592
Some girls are just destined to be jug monsters. Her mom got a reduction years earlier. Then she had to start ordering her daughter custom bras.
>>37278643
How do you give it to them dangerously?
>>37278672
Estrogen injections?
>>37278540
Emily is a weird case too.
>tfw you're a drama kid who wants to be an actual actress
>tfw you're so obscenely curvy porn stars with ridiculous fake barbie boobs aren't as big as you
>>37278741
>hello im here to audition for a part that isnt predicated on my having humongous tits
when do girls realize they're the "boob girl"
like there's a threshold crossed when they realize theyve never met anyone bigger than them
>>37278896
the whole beach must stare at literally nothing else
>>37278896
Proportion has to play a part too. Nobody gives a shit about big tits on a fat chick.
one day she just woke up and everyone was calling her jugs
>tfw no macromastia gfI wonder if I like girls with huge boobs because my life is devoid of compassion
>>37278967
that separates a true fetishist from a dabbler
i 100% care about a fat girls boobs if theyre disproportionate relative to her frame
>>37279076
That's a big if. More often than not, they aren't.
>>37279097
okay but how is that even vaguely relevant to anything then
>>37279076
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>>37278741
>>37278540
Look at this dumb bitch. It erks me at the fact at how she smiles. You can tell she receives positive attention all the time because of her huge knockers. She looks like those girls that can't think of a single reason why you're not social while she is. Fuck this cunt.
I was really good friends with a girl in highschool who had massive tits. We used to do stretches in gym class and I'd have to try really hard not to look at her or else I'd instantly pop a boner. When we had to run the mile, her tits would hit her in the face, they were that big.Shame she decided to get them cut off and become a tranny
PSA: girls you see with giant tits are not "d cups"
d cups look like normal boobs
really big ones are g-j range+ if they're properly sized
>history glass
>presentation day
>titcow is presenting with her group
>she was wearing a tight button-up shit because we had to dress up for our project
>her group partner drops the poster board
>titcow reaches down to pick it up
>shirt can't hold out anymore
>buttons pop off
>huge H cup melons explode out of her shirt
>she runs off, covering herself with the poster board
>she leaves school for the day, and doesn't come back until a a few days later
>>37279346
This shit used to piss me off, like oh le gasp me tiddies busted out much shock, bitch you wear a swimsuit top that barely covers anything we've already seen much More and that did not bother you
life-defining tits
burdensome, unwieldy, cant-talk-to-someone-for-thirty-seconds-without-being-told-how-big-they are jugs
juggs
bumping with some more boobs
>>37279392
There is a difference between choosing to display your body in one situation and suddenly being exposed in a situation when you didn't plan to display your body.