>Thanks for dinner Anon...a-are you sure you're cool

>>37275437
no actually that's a dealbreaker for me. Good luck finding your happiness.

>>37275437
As long as your penis is feminine, it's ok

You know what really pisses me off? Trannies having a better jaw and bigger dick than
me.

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>>37275437
>Thanks for dinner Anon
No problem.
>a-are you sure you're cool with me being Trans?
Beggars can't be choosers, bro.

Now let's go home and make home made pizza then watch cartoons because I have panic attacks when I leave my house.

>>37275437
>that face
*projectile vomit mom's spaghetti on her*
Absolutely disgusting

>>37275501
Literally looks like fatman's wife if she dyed her hair blonde.

n-no homo bro

just don't tell anyone we know each other and we can fuck and stuff

>>37275513
Don't know who fatman or his wife is but OP's pic looks very mannish, good luck to him on finding someone willing to pretend hard enough to fuck that

>>37275437
Not really, but the truth is I only want to pound your asshole and never contact you again because I'm not retarded enough to date some fuckin tranny

Yeah I'm okay with that. Ready to go see the movie?

>fall for the trap meme
>decide to hang out with one
>has that weird kermit the frog voice
>has sasquatch feet and won't stop wearing flip flops

Is there a less self-aware group of people out there?

>>37276010
Women.
organapefuckthis

I'd look her in the eyes, passionately kiss her, and then say "decide for yourself. See you on our next date"

>>37276037
What if she pulled away and said, what you have to go already?
Fuck dinner dating plebs

>>37276064
This she still has the sex drive of a man. She'll probably want to fuck on the first date.

>>37275476
it's always the most masculine ones that do it for some reason

>>37275437
No, i won't stick my dick anywhere your inverted penis

Is there anything more disgusting than talking to a tranny/trap and their voice is fucking deeper than yours? I'm like, a countertenor and they are always a fucking baritone it's insane.

>>37275609
It's a tripfag who married a tranny.

>>37276100
Better prepare your anus.

>not revealing this before the date

Yeah how about we go to a motel... where i'm going to break a glass bottle over your skull and press glass into your eyes

>>37276149
Good thing it's not inverted. Now get to sucking.

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>>37276186
>he doesn't prep his anus every morning just in case he has a casual encounter with a he-she

Get your life together.

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>>37276010
body dysmorphia goes both ways. they actually think they look "good"

>>37276152
details, nigga. DETAILS!!!!

>>37276010
kermit the frog voice? what the fuck?
that's not normal at all
and more representative of the company you keep than traps

Trannies are not traps fuck you.

>>37276236
He posts on /r9k/. Just ask him next time he shows up.

Here, I used the archive and found a post he made recently. Bonus points, his posted a pic of his phone's background, which is his wife. >>37270092

>>37275437
Funfact for anyone here interested in dating a pre-op trans girl. She wont believe you no matter how many times you answer 'yes' to this fucking question.

>>37276280
>his wife
Stop making me giggle.

>>37276100
HRT can actually nuke your sex drive.

>>37276332
He literally married her. He's not a real robot, just a tripfag looking for attention. He posts her a lot on here to get (You)s.

>>37276339
That's why you gotta put viagra in her food.

>>37275437
>implying id go on a date in the first place with someone whose so obviously a trap
But for the sake of larp, no I'm not ok. Now die faggot.

>yeah yeah outta my way I need into the bux office behind you!

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>>37275437
I dragged the trap to my car
And drove to the nearest bog
Tied a noose around his neck

I dumped him in the bog
That thot sank real slow
Had to try it over and over

She just didn't sink fast enough
It was so annoying
The moral of the story is

ONLY GOOD TRAPS ARE IN THE BOG