Why do chestlets even try to compete?

>>37274938
there aren't enough big titty girls for everyone anon.

>>37274952
chestlets are legit disgusting though

>>37274938
>asks why chestlets try to compete
>post pic of chestlet that successfully competed
idgi

>fake balloon tits

i'll just puke now

>>37274938
because chestlets are superior and the default victors

>>37274938
>Posts pic of completely fake girl
kek

>>37274938
Natural giant tits>>>>>natural medium tits>>>>>>>>>>>>>>flat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fakes

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>>37274971
this. We need cow tits not balloons.
real big tits>chestlet>>>>>>>>>>balloons

>>37274938
I'd rather have a pancake-flat gf than a bolted-on plastic tit whore desu

>>37275042
Natural big tits >>>> fake tits >>> medium natural tits >>>>>>>>>>> small tits

>>37275042
>>37275049
universal psychic shitposting. hive mind when?

>>37274938
Any female can get any levels of attention they want.
If for some reason she thinks she won't get enough attention because her tits are too small (which won't ever happen because there's a thirsty fucker for every kind of woman). She can just suck a few dicks or ask for some orbter to literally buy her tits like in your pic.

Now tell me about that BBC implant surgery.
Yeah it doesn't exists right?

F-from what cup size does cowtit territory start from? Asking for a friend.

>>37275137
DDD and above is the GOAT desu. The fatter you are the bigger proportionally youre boobies need to be

>>37275137
depends on her body type weight etc

>>37274938
>tfw I find chestlets cuter

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>>37274938
I personally don't. I'm a trans man so it's kinda nice having no chest to start with.

>>37275198
> I'm a trans man
hey look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still a roastie, get out!

>>37275071
now obviously

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>tfw an mtf and have bigger tits than average girls

>>37275198
>Thread about women and giant fake tits.
>FtM goes on attention whore mode.

You need to take more testosterone anon, your female thirst of attention is out of control.

>>37275311
I'll suck your dick nigga come thru

are b cups considered big or small?

>>37275370
Is a 3 inch dick big or small?

>>37275370
Anything below a D is considered small.

>>37275370
not large enough

>>37275329
lmao so much this.

>>37275166
>DDD and above
>tfw safely can call myself a titcow
Thank you anon!

>>37275370
anything below a 36 c is small

>>37275370

A = 3 inches dick
B = 4 inches dick
C = 5 inches dick
D = 6 inches dick
E = 7 inches dick

Is B cup small? You tell me.

>>37275166
>tfw just DD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37275379
>>37275380
>>37275387
>>37275404
>>37275438
good then. i don't really like the look of big boobs, just wanted to see if i was considered a chestlet.

>>37275520
yea and you have no redeeming qualities to go with ur bug bite tits

>>37275438
Provide bra sizes for balls, please.

>>37275534
but you don't know me, anon.

>>37275655
Ur a girl and posts on here that tells me all.

>>37275534
This. Big tiddied girls have a more nurturing caring side that comes with having more estrogen than chestlets desu

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>>37275520
Yes you're a disgusting chestlet

Chestlets don't need to compete, because there's no competing with chestlets:
>super sensitive (can cum just from having their itty bitty titties licked)
>never ever sag
>don't appeal to Chad or Tyrone
>more likely to be virgins
>don't cause back problems
>doesn't have to wear bras (big plus for us robots that don't know how to open one)

Tbh anon I don't really care about big tits. Sure its a bonus if the girl had them but whether she's flat chested or has double Ds, it doesn't make a difference to me. Personality is key anon.

>>37275905
titty fucking is hot though

>>37275457
What kind of hobbies you got anon
I consider those cowtits

>>37275684
Chestlets are cute though.

>>37275655
T-tell me your redeeming qualities anon :3

>>37275947
t-thanks anon but im ugly

>>37276286
I don't care if you're ugly though femanon

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>>37276309
this comment does not make sense

>>37276530
I'm a robot
I'm not looking for a model to talk to

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>>37275198
OUTSIDE FAGGOT

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>>37276591
Pence is so comfy

>>37275947
holy shit these low mass robots who get caught by women's gravity field so easily.

>>37275520
Damn right. you have good taste, anon

>>37275457
Its ok im 5'11 we can be genetically mediocre together

>>37275398
please tell me you have discord.

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>>37274938
>Implying a femanon has what it takes to become a bimbo like in your pic.

>>37277010
Tall women are god tier

>>37275438
>tfw no d cups for my 6 inches
Maybe I'll forget about it when I'm burning in hell.

D's are actually not that big. I don't know where you guys come up with the idea that they are, but they honestly aren't. A 36" band size is big, but a D cup just means there's a difference of 4" between the band (under breasts rib cage) and bust size. The bust size would be 40".

>A = 1" difference
>B = 2" difference
>C = 3" difference

so on and so forth. Depends on sizing system though.

And having big boobs is not that great. I don't have to tell you guys about the unwanted stares, back problems, creepy guys that fetishize you, lack of clothes that fit, etc. I want mine reduced.

t. 30H

>>37277356
>t. 30H
holy moly

>>37277356
Problem is lots of women have a cups, not many guys have 1 inchers.

>>37277356

Post pics and we'll tell you hos much they should be reduced.

>>37277356
Your tits are very likely deflated balloons with huge nipples. Cup size doesn't matter when taking the the bra off makes you want to kys.

>>37277409
this, its urgent. For research purpose of course

>>37277356
Ds are bigger than most non-obese females in the world. World average is B but American average is C. Theres definitely a difference between B and D and A is just a waste of everyone's time

>>37277432
>deflated balloons with huge nipples.

boobs like this own.

>>37274938
I try to avoid women who would melt if exposed to a heating lamp.

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>>37277356
No one's really saying that D's are big, just that they're the baseline to even be considered not a chestlet.

Also do back exercises, stronger the back the less problems you'll have.

i prefer skinny girls with small tits. big tits have a high chance of looking disgusting.

>>37277503
Very high. If a chestlet gains a bunch of weight, they're gonna have shitty tits.

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>>37277432
But anon, those are the best kind.

>>37277409
>>37277455
no

>>37277466
>Ds are bigger than most non-obese females in the world

There are a lot of girls that should be wearing Ds but are wearing smaller cup sizes. A girl who has Bs or Cs can easily jump to a D after proper measurements.

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>>37277356
>t. 30H
Oh lord please be single, and please for the love of God like history

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>>37277524
Those are normal. Right most in pic is what most big tits are like.

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>>37277501
I had a girlfriend years ago whose doctor told her to get a breast reduction to alleviate her back issues.

She said, and I quote, "Fuck that. I'm gonna go to the gym, work out, and get implants. Who the fuck wants small tits?"

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> mfw A cup

>>37277585
do you like dfc lovers?

>>37277585
Best part is she'll still be hot in her 30's, unlike normal big titted stacies.

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>>37277525
>no
okay

original comment

>>37277585
Poor girl, now you only get to fuck 9/10 chads instead of 10/10 chads

>>37277525
Post hobbies please
and post your national origin

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>>37277564
This is just hilariously wrong. The rightmost drawing is what 60 year olds look like.

>>37277624
Those in the picture have shit tits. There is nothing more disgusting when they're hanging so low. Tits need to be perky and full looking to be hot.

>>37277585
do you look unusually young by any chance

pls be my legal loli gf

>>37277525
Yea bullshit, the biggest problem in bra fitting is girls buying the wrong band size followed by buying a size thats too big

>>37277660
I'm more chad like, pick me! But only if you're <5'

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>>37277647
The woman on the left literally has the perkiest tits you'll ever see that size without going to implants.

You have a pretty unrealistic idea of how tits should be, anon.

>>37277725
Which is why tits should never be at that size. Titcows need to be bred out of existence.

>>37277725
>The woman on the left literally has the perkiest tits you'll ever see that size without going to implants.
You can literally see the implant scar around her nipple dude

>>37277725
well we get our boob knowledge from hentai so mistakes are made

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>>37277742
You need to be bred out of existence, anon. Titcows are life.

>>37275198

More testosterone, you still seem to be clamoring for female attention. You dosage isn't high enough.

>>37275311

Post your big titties so I can cum to them you faggot.

>>37277501
I do them but they're still heavy.

>>37277690
wrong

I know a girl who wore C cups but were cutting into her boobs. I recommended a D cup bra and she hasn't had a problem since.

>>37277816
Anon pls
post your hobbies

>>37277836
>2xxx
>still thinks asking a girl her hobbies isn't an obvious pickup line

>>37277856
Not trying to be subtle nigger

>>37277602
what's dfc??
>>37277607
haha joke' s on you!! I am almost 27 and ugly!!

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>>37277356
>D's are actually not that big. I don't know where you guys come up with the idea that they are

it's hollywood / pop culture generally pushing a stick body image where Ds are huge so Gs must be freakish

>And having big boobs is not that great. I don't have to tell you guys about the unwanted stares, back problems, creepy guys that fetishize you, lack of clothes that fit, etc. I want mine reduced.

no you don't, because this same post gets made every time big tits are mentioned. funny how many mega-stacked femanons there are on this board. real proud of having a basic understanding of how bras work, huh

>>37277934
>what's dfc??
Delicious flat chest
I like girls without tits

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>be an asian guy
>go to university
>get roomed with a feminine, hipster looking white dude taking gender studies classes and shit
>assume he's a fag
>am told he's not constrained by labels
>meanwhile develop a minor infatuation with a girl in one of my classes with a god-like rack
>chinese ancestry like me
>kind of a butterface but thin with tits literally bigger than her head
>get invited to a small party i'm told she'll be at
>need my dormmate to drive me so I invite him too
>get cold feet and decide not to go (hate parties)
>dormmate goes without me
>a few weeks later
>dormmate gets drunk one night
>"hey dude come check this out"
>has a video playing on his phone
>he's railing a skinny asian chick doggy style
>literally the pinkest dick I've ever seen even counting porn
>weirdly big
>"c-cool"
>try to walk away
>"wait, good part's coming up"
>in the video he brings the phone down under her legs
>two fucking massive tits are swaying and knocking against each other
>"asian girl with 32H tits, pretty crazy huh"
>"n-nice dude"
>get in bed and pretend to be falling asleep as he rambles about the "feminine orgasm" he got by titfucking her with only vaseline for lube

>>37278000
hahahahaha stupid gook
cucked by a homo

>>37278000
Gender Studies is where it's at. I did Indigenous Studies but wish I did Gender because of how much pussy the guys in it got. I think they teach you feminine mind control.

Who cares if you're unemployable if you get to rail sticks with melons for chests?

>>37278000
>get in bed and pretend to be falling asleep as he rambles about the "feminine orgasm" he got by titfucking her with only vaseline for lube

i have tits and this made me whince. shit would hurt

then again the really big ones are supposed to be less sensitive.

>>37278163
i used to tit fuck my ex with just lube and she would get off.

>>37277582
She sounds like an amazing person. Why'd you break up? I'd do whatever it takes to maintain access to epic tits.


And that docotor should have their medical licence revoked and be sued for malpractice. What a horrible monster to suggest that.

>>37278163
Your post ruined my night.
Why do normalfags need to post here and rub it in that we're virgins and they aren't?

>>37277133
>6 inches
Too small. You'll look ridiculous in D cup cleavage.

Chestlets are fine as long as they have thicc thighs and a nice butt

Say what you want but there's something sexy about big fat fake titties. If the girl doesn't have naturally big boobs, why wouldn't she try to improve them?

>>37278390
tits >>>> assss

>>37278474
That's a lie, lil boy

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>>37277356
I've actually had sex with a girl who had really perky H's. They were fucking awesome.

She was a whore though, and only slept with me for her entertainment. She did this with 5 other guys after me. Shame too, cause I actually liked her. College bitches, what can you do.

>>37277624
>implants
>standing straight her nipple points down at a 45 degree angle
baka desu senpai

>tfw a 36E

I can't believe 30H though. How does she even stand up

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>>37279318
liek this lol

>>37279318
hobbies?
interests?
life goals?

>>37279395
Okay seriously whats even going on here?? Does the woman in blue have like a huge stomach or are those actually her tits?? What???

>>37279417
R..reading and video games

I like Marxist and modernist philosophy, Tarkovsky movies, 4X games, and cooking! Mostly baking.

I don't really have any life goals at the moment! I'm doing my best to feel better instead.

>>37274938
Why do guys obsess over tits so much? My boyfriend always wants to suck on them or grope them but I just don't get it. If he is horny at all he goes straight for the boobs.

>>37275438
Is this for erect or [insert scientific term for non-erect I have forgotten]?

>>37279455
>Marxist
I can forgive that because you like 4X games.
Do you like Civ? Civ IV is best Civ btw

>>37279492
I like SMAC lots more than the Civ series. Like, this one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Meier%27s_Alpha_Centauri

>>37279521
I know Alpha Centauri
Can i ask where you're from? Countrywise

>>37279535
The US! Washington state to be a little more specific

>>37279544
Have you played the new version of AC? Beyond Earth? I did, and it was incredibly bland imo

>>37279456
One of my biggest failures in life is that I'll never get to suck, grope and play with a pair of titties.
The life of a robot really is mysery.

>>37279558
ITS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Its fucking shit! The writing is so bland! All the factions are just Space-[Nation] instead of something new and interesting based on ideological differences that the factions from SMAC sprung out of. Fucking god I'm sorry I'm still mad at how shitty it is.

>>37279456
Animals have areas of the body as sites for sexual excitement. Women have breasts and the buttocks as these designated sites. White guys evolved to like tits.

>>37279578
Please be my good taste friendo
I want to talk more about 4x games

>>37279589
Okay, my email is [email protected]

>>37279605
Message sentarino

>>37279605
Wow, you even have a protonmail throwaway.

>>37275834
>super sensitive
yes anon, all women with small breasts have the same high sensitivity. Your sample size of one (I'm being generous here) is truly representative.

>don't appeal to Chad or Tyrone
Fit women have small breasts. Fit men like fit women. Being physically fit is a high-test indicator. Chads are high-test.

>more likely to be virgins
Uh... what?

Not all non-tiny breasts are going to give girls back problems. That typically comes from being really weak.

>>37279622
What's that supposed to mean! Its not like I'd give out my email address thats like, my university one or something

>>37279318
34H reporting. It's nothing, would still like a mastectomy though. J cups are where you get to can't stand up tier.

>>37279581
What about asian guys then? Guy I was with few years ago wanted to suck on them a lot.
>>37279566
Please anon tell me the appeal

>>37279683
Possibly the same. And just to round it out, blacks prefer ass.

>>37279420
>>37279420
bumping this question

>>37279420
>>37279705
I'm positive that's her abdomen, and she's pregnant.

>>37279723
I know a lot of people with absurdly huge tumors go around with them a lot, I imagine that has to be it. That's not just fat/a ridiculous pregnancy

>>37279652
>J cups are where you get to can't stand up tier
i know a girl with LL cups and she seems to be getting on just fine. don't be ignorant, anon.

>>37274965
Nothing is worse than a dicklet, don't get ahead of yourself lil guy

>>37279999
tcheckd

>>37279999
t.chestlet roastie slut

>>37280312
t. virgin neet dicklet
now see how petty this namecalling is?

>>37280341
t. chad thundercock normalfag

>>37280402
see, you get it
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>>37280341
>literal butthurt chestlet roastie

this is too good to be true

>>37279652
And what are your hobbies then anon