If you were somebody else, would you be your own friend?

Probably not I am an asshole.

>>37274875
No. I hate myself more than any other person. The world would be a better place without me and I wouldn't be missed.

>>37274932
Maybe we can meet,have a few drinks. Listen to the radio and let you fall asleep in my car and i can take away that hurt for you.

>>37274875
I would really need to care about me as a friend to put up with my shit.

I don't know, it's not like I have anything to offer. But we could be close friends and do retarded shit together. It's hard to find someone to do retarded shit with, everyone out there is a pussy.

>>37274984
If rather kill myself. Not because I don't appreciate the offer but because it's the only thing I really want to do.

>>37275054
Not in a terrible rush to do it,huh?

>>37275087
No because I'm to scared. So I just do passive methods. Like smoking,drinking, not wearing a seatbelt when I (rarely) go out, over eating, not getting enough sleep not going to the doctors, ect.

>>37275141
Thats pathetic. You are suffering for no reason. I can make it all stop for you. I care about you. You are my friend.

>>37274875
Depends on what the somebody else is like. Probably not, honestly, unless I couldn't find anyone else or there was some context behind it (we're both trapped in a snowstorm and have to work together to survive! type shit). There are better, less fucked up versions of me lurking in every corner.

>>37275239
>can't tell if deliberately lying to make you feel bad that nobody is saying this to you irl

>>37274875
Yes, i would go meet myself, say the secret password and tell myself i managed to get a new body through *explains how i somehow became someone else* and then me and myself would have sexy time and would start dating
If i didn't have any memory of who i used to be and i just get a random restart with replaced memory then it is highly unlikely i would ever even run into myself, if we somehow met through friends my current self would probably be too distant to become friends with, i would most likely assume the current self dislikes me and just give up on trying to befriend him

>>37275267
I have no clue what you said but i promise you are my friend. I am friends with everyone on this board and i care about every single one of you. It is what my dark lord would want that out of me.