>At a festival >See this Wat do?

WATCH OUT!!!!!!'

*jump tackle the terrorist in white*

is that Obama's long lost brother?

>ugh, my eyes are up here.

>>37272367
Ask her where her hips went.

Am I too far gone if I'm wondering how humans have managed to localize hair growth to a few convenient locations as opposed to other mammals instead of being genuinely turned on by this?

stare for a while then resume my business

Personally I would be in favour of normalising public nudity.

>>37272367

>implying any of us robots would be at a festival
>we would rather be at home watching The SImpsons eating fast food

>>37272367
start puking obviously

Find the balance between staring and trying not to look like I'm staring, just like I've always done throughout my entire beta life.

>>37272516
99% of people do not look good naked, be careful,
>>37272367
>mah freedoms are so nice
>I hope chad has good drugs this times
>shit there is a nice girl over there, I might have to take my top off for more attention

>>37272367
Yell
>HEY LADY YOU FORGOT HALF YOUR CLOTHES

>>37272367
follow suit and promptly be arrested and labelled a sex offender because i am male

>>37272367
Salute her for being so empowered and tell me to let her know if the bull needs prepping later

>>37272440
She shaves everything else

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I never played Majoras Mask

>>37272440
I have the body hair of a werewolf, doesn't apply to me.

>>37272367
Grimance at roasties degeneracy.

>tfw falling for a girl looks exactly like this except she's fatter, has a worse face and has more tattoos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9uIcWIWOLI&t=0m38s
get called out by the band playing

>>37274576
what a faggot white knight
I always hated Staind

>>37274776
the best part is during the rant some girl flashes the crowd several times

>>37274576
>lol fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck
>WOAHHHHH
>fuck fucking fuck asshole fuck I swear to fucking god
>WOOOOOOO
>fucking fuckers fucking fuck ass asshole fuck
>WOOOOOAAAA

Fucking normies.

>>37274867
This is also the entire vocabulary of infantrymen and we're not normies, all of us are autists in some way.

Man is not very difficult to trim a bit, come on.

>>37272367
This is safe for work because you can't see her penis

>>37272367
Shame the slut. "Can you spread it a bit? For the photo, dude"

Fucking whores.

Insert into roast

>>37272367
I would lough.A LOT!

"Accidentally" trip in front of her and take a picture of her vagina with my google glasses

>>37272367
>ass naked
>wears a tank top

females.

>>37272367
snap a pic, masturbate to it later after I've safely returned to my NEET fortress after a dangerous journey into the normie realm

>>37272440
Once we figured out fire we didn't need it as much to stay warm I guess.

you should be burnt on a stake for that disgustingness