What would you do if you found a death note, /r9k/?

>moot
>my own name
>then sob while whispering to myself: "soon my love, soon"

>>37269324
Every single politician in the world.

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>>37269324
If I destroyed it, would I die?

>>37269457
This exactly. I'd just kill everyone in power, but I'd go further and also kill the most wealthy people on earth. The goal would be to create such a massive power vacuum that everything goes to chaos, imagine the ensuing struggles that would take place.

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>>37269324
>hillary clinton
>george soros
>benjamin netanyahu
>merkel
>all rothschilds
>write terrorist attack as cause
>write my own name and enjoy eternal darkness knowing I have set the world and it's people free

kill myself

origagaro

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>>37269324
Nothing. I don't want to kill anyone

>>37269324
I would probably keep it around and not use it very often. I would probably just use for personal gain and revenge on people I know.

>>37269324
Write the names of my enemies. kill some random people to throw suspicion off of me. Kill people in varied ways instead of supernatural heart attacks.

>>37269324
How many names can you fit in it?

idk, rob people or something?
go on facebook, pick someone, make them drop money off somewhere and then have them kill themselves

I'd write down the name of every elite Jew I could find and as many people with connections to them as I can.

Most corporations would be defunct and society as we know it would collapse.

>>37269324
Kill the fucking retards who gave me shit for no reason in HS.

I would use it so sparingly and only when absolutely necessary. I wouldn't use it to plunge the world into chaos, that would affect me too much. And you wouldn't want to just kill people you dont like (and personally know), that would be suspicious as fuck.

But my first use would be Stan Lee. Just to see the butthurt from "le nerdy" types

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Fist of all.

>>37269939

are you kidding? They'd just jerk each other off about how sad they are he died and people who have only watched 1 marvelarvel movie will cry about what an effect theatt he had on them. Chad will go"the guy who made star wars? he was like a surrogate father to me" if anything, it'd just make a fag like you even more angry

>>37269939
>that would be suspicious as fuck.
yeah and? You could literally become the leader of the world with a deathnote. Why bother trying to hide it when you can kill everyone who tries to mess with you?

When you die you experience the death of every person whose name you have written into the Death Note. If the number of deaths exceeds 1000 you become a Shinigami.

>>37269324
Write random officials' names in the book with various specific deaths. If there is a single grey hair in the world's government they are going to retire. Not because I hate old people, I'm just incredibly bored.

>>37269890
This. A death note has so much potential.
>give anon a monthly dose of the tendiest of tendies and then 2 weeks later die of heart attack
>become anon's cumdumpster for a week and then die in a car crash a month later
And for the chads
>don't get laid for a year and die from dehydration from extreme diarrhea

You could eventually kill any demographic you don't like from the inside with no consequences
>faggot kills 30 other faggots and then kills himself
>nigger kills 30 other niggers
>frenchman kills 30 other frenchmen

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>>37270023
Died from having sex with my crush.

>>37269993
Light is 50 times smarter than your dumbass and the japanese police took him down, you wouldn't last against the armies ofthe world. If it got bad enough, they would just nuke/bomb the shit out of you. Youdo not know the names of anyone with actual power, that shit wouldbe classified. You would be fucked the second anyone knew it was you.

>Swat team bursts through your window
>You
"W..wait! Can you guys tell me your names???"
>They shoot you it the fucking throat

>>37269989
Actually, all of that sounds pretty lulzy. Especially if I was the cause of it. It would make a fag like me kek pretty hard. Then I would move on to other beloved normie pop culture icons

>>37269324
kate upton
you control what they do before they die right?
what about writing that she flies in on a plane, comes to my house, we fuck, and then she flies back, and dies 14 days later?

>>37270023
What kind of powers would I have as a shinigami?
>t. Someone that never finished Death Note

If you write down your own name in a Death Note you'll be immune to death , but TIME OF DEATH cannot exceed 21 days. However if someone writes your name in a Death Note and sets an earlier time you will die.

>>37270145
you can see the remaining lifespan of humans

>>37270023
> make every person you kill die of snu snu
>live eternity dying over and over again from literally too much sex

>>37269943
leave william f buckley alone, hes already dead and i dont know why hes on there

>>37270070
You don't understand you fucking retard. Nobody would actually care. It wouldn't actually hurt them one goddamn bit. They'd just use his death to feel relevant and get attention. You're fucking dense

>>37270070
Killing famous actors and musicians would be the funnest thing ever. imagine having ariana grande die from suicide

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>>37270215
>Ariana Grande suicide bombs her own concert

>people here would actually use the death note
>not realizing that they would get btfo by the police

>>37270245
>not realizing that they would get btfo by the police
What are you, fucking fourteen? How do you expect the police to figure out who you are? Are you as retarded as Light or whatever to allow yourself to get taunted like a fucktard?

>>37270145

-No longer human so more need for food, water, sleep
-writing down a human's name extends your life-span
-cannot be harmed by humans
-you can extend a human's life span by using the Death Note , however you will cease from existence if you save a human's life
-Shinigami only take the life of those who are about to die

I'd make George Soros transfer a fuckton of BTC to me and then pass away.

>>37270184
Yes, a lot of people would do that like they do with any celebrity death. It would be humorous to me to see how long they can pretend to be sad while I kill their favorite people (that they never actually met). And the few people that sincerely care would be legitimately bummed (which i would also find funny).
>>37270215
This guy gets it

>>37269568
It would be extremely painful

Originaru

>>37270245
Not if you aren't a retard

>>37270145

-see the names and life spans of others

Shinigami have many laws to follow so don't think you can pull a Kira and be a literal God when you die. Shinigami can't write down any name as they please and have humans do whatever they want. Deaths have to look natural or by accident. You can't induce a heart attack on someone who is physically fit and has no family history of heart disease/stroke/etc.

>>37270267
>>37270361
Police could easily track you down with deep web hackers and ip checking.

>>37270379
Why would you post about using it anywhere

>>37269324
From the little I remember about the lore.
You could choose the way the person died if you explained it so I would just edit my death for some kind of painless fast way so no one else would get hurt and I wouldn't suffer either.

Death notes would be awesome of if they existed, I could kill a ton of evil people and then grant myself some rest.

>>37270379
I didn't realize a supernatural book was connected to the internet.

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>>37270379
>receive paranormal book from a death God
>never tell anyone you have such a book, especially on the cyber web
>don't use it to mass kill prisoners/high profile people
>police somehow take it seriously and backtrace you
>mfw

>>37270433
If you're not using Tor, they may be able to triangulate you. See who looked up which Wikipedia article at what time, etc.

>>37270067
Wouldn't they want to use me though?
>don't tell anyone how you do it
>tell someone like the president that you can kill anyone remotely
>???
>rise to power

>>37270460

>someone dies suspiciously
>ISP tells police that you looked up that person's name before their death

>>37270522
Just postpone the death for like 2 weeks or some shit. Tons of people would look up their name by then.

>>37270522
>use incognito
Problem solved

>>37270522
Okay, ill be sure not to do that if i ever get a death note. Problem solved

>>37270522
>being so stupid you're actively looking for the people you kill instead of remembering them, or just seemingly randomly reaching them from online links, writing down their info, then setting their deathdate months into the future

>>37270502
And what evidence would there be for them to go after someone who happened to look up that person the day before? Especially if the person dying dies from a heart attack, suicide or homocide?
There's no conceivable way unless the person with the book was a retard and proclaimed it. The reason Light was ever found was because he was being a retard.

Would create a robot paradise.

>>37270577
If I went ahead and killed half the world's political and financial leaders, you fucking bet your ass the remaining few would have the NSA and friends looking for me with every single one of their resources.

>>37269324
Kill Aryan Chad

>by posting in this thread we're all suspects if a bunch of high profile people/criminals start dying

I would write down my name

I would kill every firefighter in the world.

>>37269324
Does writing an ideology counts??

>>37270637
Are you dumb? stop posting.

>>37270596
So you're retarded, I see. Let me explain: because the government does not know the true causes of death (just seemingly bad events all at once), they are not going to look for supernatural causes. That's nonsense and absolutely silly. The government is not anime, they are not going to be autistic like L or his replacements. They're going to look for a natural cause like a genetic strain or so, fail, and continue to wonder. There is no evidence anybody did anything. If multiple influential senators up and killed people, themselves, or died, people in the government would wonder if biological warfare was involved. Not an anime book granted to average joe. That's not plausible and would be laughed out.

>>37269661
This nigga WOKE AF.

>>37270698
umad? trololololo

>>37270637
>OP actually has a death note and made this thread to get ideas
>OP uses it like a retaed
>Police actually backtrace us all until they find him

Pottery

>>37270698
But I use a VPN located in Bhutan while I post anonymously on a Mongolian image board how can the police track me down?

>>37270705
>they are not going to look for supernatural causes.
>That's nonsense and absolutely silly.
Why the fuck would they not start looking into it when all other explanations fail? The CIA was experimenting with fucking psychic powers a few decades ago.
>That's not plausible and would be laughed out.
You know what's not plausible either? A large group of influential people dying of "natural" causes in rapid fashion with no explanation or reason. The supernatural is laughed at because there's no evidence of its existence. It's not inherently nonsense, or silly. Once all these people start dropping like flies, it becomes obvious there are unexplainable forces at work and any investigating agency worth its salt will exhaust every single possiblity, from the supernatural to aliens.

>>37269324

Here is a list of people I seriously disagree with and whom I would like to see cease any political activity, granted they retire peacefully. I'd write their names down in the Scandalnote Book, so puny sex scandals force them to quite.

>Merkel
>Macron
>Erdogan
>Renho
>Sanders
>Warren
>Bakr Al-Baghdadi
>Soros

PS: I am a pacifist

>>37270808
They wouldn't look for average joe showing no evidence for dropping people even if it were supernatural. Light lost because he was lured out like a retard by people who were designed specifically to kill him through the plot. There is no fathomable way someone would get caught if they continued to do mundane things.

>You know what's not plausible either? A large group of influential people dying of "natural" causes in rapid fashion with no explanation or reason
>I can't read
I just spoke of biological warfare, which would be the first thing they look at. Because they dropped experiments with psychic powers.

>>37270900
>biological warfare
>makes protected and private individuals of note all over the world drop dead with no traces of anything

I would draw Pepe in it and see what happens.

>>37270927
It would be more fathomable than psychic powers or acts of god.

>>37269609
you would also need to go after every main bank and the employees, make sure that their can be no going back.

>>37270956
Except that your biological warfare being capable of delivering these agents into all these individuals without any trace is on the level of psychic powers or acts of god. Assuming of course you're actually going for the whole lot and not just a random few wankers.

>>37270577
>And what evidence
The deep state doesn't need evidence to snuff you out in the middle of the night when you have a WMD in your hands.

>>37270827
>Soros
If there's any powerful hungarian you'd want to kill it should be Orban. Mutherfucker did more damage to democracy and western values then Soros ever could if he lived for another hundred years.

>>37270973
Yes, because stealth technology exists and is being constantly developed that would be where they look first. This isn't a question of what the actual cause is, it's what the government would look for. They would not look for acts of god until every last option has failed (and they would sooner wage world war 3). Nobody would suspect a nobody in society with a supernaturally-powered item because not only is that insane, it's just not probable in the slightest. Especially if there is no calling card.

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>it's another episode of robots fantasizing about actually having power

>>37271110
please don't bully
fantasizing is the only happiness i get

>>37271110
Ok you got us. Don't tell me you wouldn't find it fun though.

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>>37271266
>>37271234
i'm sorry for lashing out, i was just a bit miffed. lots of hatred in this thread, really messed up my vibes. you guys should know that you have the greatest power of all, the power to love. don't give me any of that "i can't feel love" shit, i know you can. i know you're all good and wouldn't really do all those horrible things with a death note. i believe in you anons, i believe in your love. i got to go now, maybe for a few days, maybe forever. i will still believe in your love. please do not let me down

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>>37271343
You're surprised that a bunch of bitter, angry nu-male virgins would use a magical killing notebook for evil?

>>37269324
Dismantle the North Korean and Syrian regimes. Wipe all known terrorist leaders and then use OJ Simpson to announce my presence to the world. (sorry mr juice but you're like the first famous murderer i could think of)

From there, continually use high-profile criminals to shape the world into a more stable, livable place for all. Utilize the EU and US governments to build infrastructure while simultaneously returning refugees back to their own states to rebuild. Lastly, closely monitor the fledgling governments to ensure that the power void isn't abused by would-be evildoers.

Basically I'd hold governments hostage to do what's best for other people.

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>>37271343
>anon's heart grew 3 sizes that day

You actually made me feel something. Not quite sure what it is, but I love you too, anon.

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>>37271343
>i know you're all good and wouldn't really do all those horrible things with a death note
Just out of interest, could you do this test for me?

https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/

>>37271343
I wouldn't do those things with a death note. I prefer doing the killing in person anyway.

>>37269324
Can't we also dictate how people die. So we can actually have like a celebrity or politician shoot up a place before getting lit up.

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>>37271592
>Juncker arrives in front of the EU parliament, shouts "Allahu Akbar" at the top of his lungs and blows the entire place up

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>makes thread about wwyd
>you can only do one thing with this
why

>>37270315
for thou'st

>>37269457
>>37269609
That's stupid as fuck.

I'd use it to murder people and then steal their stuff to gain enough money to live a comfy life.

>>37269324
>wipe out all known ISIS leaders
>wipe out all known drug cartel leaders
>use the death note's mind control exploit to control various world leaders before making them die in ironic ways
>kill a criminal in some foreign country, and continue killing criminals in that country for a while, before beginning to alternate countries
>that way they'll assume that Kira would be from the country the first criminal killing took place from, and begin their search there

>>37269324
> <my name> dies in his sleep tonight

>>37271620
>cause the pope to shoot up a synagogue /mosque to fan the flames of a holy war

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>>37271405
yoda said that "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering", which I find to be pretty true. i see all stages on this board, and i feel bad for all of them. i'm not surprised that they say they would murder thousands who they think wronged them, i've said similar things in my own anger. a lot of people here are angry, because they are afraid. if comforting words on a screen are all i can do for someone i don't know, then my love for any anon will burn so bright that any wicked being who dares to take aim at it will be blinded!
>>37271437
my score isn't as good as you might be thinking, i don't have many friends who i go into social situations with so i got a low 40
>>37271486
are you trying to bait me, anon?
>>37271424
<3 i hope (You) have a good day!

What if you wrote the names down of everyone important only to see they never died?

>>37270051
You can only control them for a short time before they die or it doesn't work, that's part of the rules.

>>37271717
A bit of column A, a bit of column B. While my intent was to bait you, I do enjoy sadism to the point of taking part in berserking rituals before killing people in online games. I wouldn't do that in reality because that has consequences, and I like hearing the grief from my enemies after killing them. Sometimes I'll go out of my way and humiliate them or enrage them.

>>37271751
Then i would toss it in the bin

>>37271770
Couldn't you control them for a maximum of 22 days or something? It's been a while since I've seen Death Note.

>>37271717
>so i got a low 40
But that's entirely normal. I just wanted to point out to you that
>Don't give me any of that "i can't feel love" shit, i know you can. i know you're all good and wouldn't really do all those horrible things with a death note. i believe in you anons, i believe in your love.
Is a tad bit misguided.

If I could sacrifice half my life span for a pair of Shinigami's eyes that can see the name, face and life span of posters on 4chan, then I would become the vigilante moderator who kills shills, fembots and other types of cancer. You're welcome.

>>37271808
The hero we need, but will still call a faggot

>>37271808
What's included in "other types of cancer"? I wouldn't get killed for light shitposting, right?

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>>37269324
>Stephen Colbert
>Katy Perry
>Bernie Sanders
>Justin Trudeau
>The young turks

>cause of death
>muslim terrorist bombing

Laugh my ass off while the liberal try to recuperate by hashtaging #notallmuslims and then wait for the other set of celebrity shills to write off aswell.

I wonder what would happen though? Would they just come back just as hard?

>>37270512
>You would be deemed too dangerous to let live. People have egos. There's not one person who would keep the ultimate superweapon around if it could literally decide to kill you at any moment.

chu would be killed in your sleep

>>37269324
>Use the hack where you can write in an action first and then the names to kill a few corrupt world leaders simultaneously: choose a classy gun (prbably some sort of revolver) and get them to fire 5 times into the air before in the mouth and through the pons
>Get them to all say a poem in middle egyptian at the same time which reveals the next to die before the firing ritual
>Kill all major religious figures simultaneously, in the same way (NB: this includes all major religious terrorist group leaders)
>Maybe a few immoral celebrities who spread manners of detriment throughout society too
>Then use it to remove the most disgusting people I know (repeat rapists, murderers, abusers, child dick-cutters; realistically, I wouldn't be able to scout out people I don't know, but every little helps imo)
>Maybe get shinigami eyes later in life just to fuck with bad people whose names I don't know
>Return whenever a purge of high profile societal wretches is needed
This would all require careful research to make my search history look random spread out over a long time, but would be worth it in the end.

>>37271850
cuck threads, interracial threads for starters.
Banter is and always will be welcome.

>>37271437
>I can easily tell if someone else wants to enter a conversation
>I am quick to spot when someone in a group is feeling awkward or uncomfortable
>etc.

Wtf do I answer if I'm never having a group conversation?

>The conditions for death will not be realized unless it is physically possible for that human or it is reasonably assumed to be carried out by that human
and a big one
>Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced
its like you guys didnt even read the manga

>>37269324
go through the whitepages

>>37270051
Also if that person's death would cause another person's death whose name isn't in the note it won't happen, I believe they did show something like that.

>>37269661
absolutely based. The most selfless answer

>>37269324
>Use death note till kill every psychopath in the world while making their last thoughts all the empathy they should've felt for the people they hurt.
>Use death note eraser from death note 0.
>All the psychopaths I brought back can feel empathy now.
>Mfw when all worldly suffering ends.
>Made better use of it than light yagami.

>>37274351

They need to do an OVA series based on the books and spin off series. Death Note Eraser is hardly known to the anime fans.

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>>37269457
Good idea anonite, when that happens all the niggers will rob, murder and rape your family members without consequences. But im sure all those politicians are affecting your lives in a huge way.

>>37274468
Pfft like they're preventing that.
Taxation is theft.
Hang 'em high.

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>>37274468
>write tyrone in the death note
>all black males die immediately from one giga-nigga moment
Easy.

>>37269324
my full name nigga

>>37269324
>sell it for like a billion dollars or something
>no guilt, get to do whatever I want because I'm a rich cunt now

>>37274468
Police and military don't need politicians to keep them together. Communities would still defend themselves.

>>37269324
I'd do pretty much the same thing Light did, while also using it for personal gain

>>37269324
I would force girls from all ages i found sexually attracting to fuck me or else they and their family die.

It's simple

>>37269887
Probably a good couple hundreds,thousands if you write fucking small

>>37269324
Kill anyone in a position of power

>>37270267
Light lost at the very moment L narrowed him down to Japan. Fucking outplayed.

>>37269324
Write a long essay about living for 100 years with perfect waifu. Write that I day in my sleep at the age of 123.