I recently crossed a sad line that I never thought i crossed.

>>37268947
Doesn't sound that bad to me. You still care about how you're perceived, you went to a family function and you went through the trouble of hiring an escort to appear better than you are.

>>37268947
Thats hilarious anon, understand your life could be a sitcom and just enjoy the interesting parts even if it stems from being pathetic

>>37268947

Was that the girl you hired? I would've just fucked her desu. If you wanted a gf to bring to an event, why not actually get good with women in your life?

>>37268989
>Was that the girl you hired?
Yes

> you wanted a gf to bring to an event, why not actually get good with women in your life?

It's not for the lack of trying,

>>37268947
investigate your depression.
might be lack of exercise, friends, hormones, sun and/or money. Fix it, bruh. You know what to do.

>she didn't charge you

????!?!!!!!??????????????????????

>>37269009
That is a weird interpretation of events. I never said I was depressed. Why would you think that?

>>37269018
This. OP hit the jackpot.

>>37269018
Yeah my family did that thing where they told a lot of embarrassing stories about me.

>>37268947
An "escort" doesn't have to have sex for money. She did you a favor, but if that's her only source of income then I don't see why she didn't charge you.

>>37268947
>she felt so bad that she didn't charge me.
Nigga, you just showed some awesome business acumen. A man who can get a literal whore to do shit for free is truly exceptional.

>>37269180
This. I don't even think what he did was that bad so long as nobody finds out. And this is coming from a guy strictly anti-prostitute/escort.

>>37268947
>>37269180
Kek I remember getting 200 bucks back after fucking an Asian whore because I looked underage. They had this human traffic-ey operation going on and they didn't want me to call the po-po. I felt like a damn pimp.