Looks like your day of slavery is finally over, wagecuck. Be

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>>37268926
Oh, and just one thing before you respond wagie. I'm currently having my first afternoon cup, so please keep the talkie until I'm done.
*taps mug*

>>37268926
How can a wagie read this thread whilst driving OP?

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s-shut up Pepe! at least I'm a contributing member of society while you do nothing but laze around and sleep all day!
and Mr. Shekelberg promised me that promotion this year!

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>>37268926
This is the universal truth. Wagies may never learn, I'm afraid.

Jokes on you lad, I fly to work.

I get paid 1600 euro (before taxes) working 40 hours per week.

I am a fucking cuck. And before this I was a free NEET. Fuck my life, senpai.

>student+wagie
>just got home from three weeks in Latin America
>working for a month
>going on another trip
>not coming home until January because I make $3k per month writing blog articles for 15 hours every week

Hope you're doing well, Wagie! Can't wait for my next flight!

(actually, I can - FLL makes LGA look first world, and I have a 12-hour layover in the former)

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>>37268926
No one explained the horn thing to me. I don't get it does it have to do with public transportation? Is in places where biking is legal. Is it in places where there isn't enough road for people riding their horses?

>>37269557
hilarious filename there, anon

>>37268926
i work from home
rn i'm watching youtube

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IT'S NOT FAIR WAGEBROS
IT WAS OUR TURN

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>>37268926
I really hate when wagies honk when I'm driving my mums car. It really ruins my relaxing driving time, just because some wagie needs to get back home so that he can get enough sleep for his long hard next day.

I'm going 40 in a 60 because I like to relax and take my time. Maybe wagies could learn something from me. They should learn to calm down, drive slow, and enjoy themselves.

my boss didn't answer my first text about whether i should come to work tomorrow and i'm too autistic to send another WAT DO

I really don't understand the idea of being NEET.

You won't have enough money to do anything fun and most jobs aren't even that tiring, just like being in school really.

>>37271479
Yeah but any sort of "work" even a little takes a lot of effort when you lack motivatio and are depressed.

Thats why neetlife is so comfy.

>>37271508
I can agree with that, but I often see posts about NEETs saying their life is so much better.

Are they all just satire or do some people really believe it?

tvh id love to be a NEET, sit in my basement all day, playing vidya. Yet fucking government wont let me.

>>37271534
Why not both? Wagies get ragie if you tell them you live on their slave work and then you step it up from there.

Who the fuck would want to work for minimum wage willingly? What a joke.

>>37271570
I guess I can never really see that as I haven't had a min wage job before

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Oh, the slaves are just getting out of their designated work assignments? I just woke up. So please wagies, DO NOT talk to me until I finish this coffee. *sip*

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What is the cutoff point for wagie status?

Is there an income level? Hours worked? Happiness level?

Or does anyone who go to a regularly scheduled job at all automatically a wagecuck?

>>37271625
Anyone who works is a wagecuck

>>37269672
1600 a week? thats a really good wage

>>37271625
I go to an irregularly scheduled job and make $27/hr doing it. Pretty happy desu

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>>37271639
>anyone who works is a wagecuck
>anyone

lolokay

>>37271534
It's mostly satire, though I don't doubt that there are people that take the NEETlife seriously.

parents of average NEETposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

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>>37271625

- Income is based on wages rather than salary
- Works less than 30 hours a week
- Works more than 40 hours a week
- Your job does not have medical/retirement benefits
- Income does not allow at least 25% left over to put in your banking account every month
- You have dickbag coworkers who you do not like working with
- Your boss/manager has yelled at you before for real or perceived lack of performance
- Your job does not reflect your desired career path
- You have a long and/or high traffic commute to work

If you satisfy two or more of these requirements, you are a wagecuck.

Is a professional MMA fighter an example of a wagecuck? Not UFC-level, though.

>>37269073
NEET BLOWN THE FUCKARINO OUT....

>>37271796

You're literally punishing and beating your body to a pulp for pennies.

Unless you're getting paid millions of dollars and awarded the screaming affection and pussy of millions of fans, like a star NFL quarterback, you're a wagecuck.

>>37271796
See >>37271762
I think the most important thing to ask yourself is, do you find your job fulfilling? If you hate your job, you're getting cucked out of your own happiness and putting your boss/employer's happiness before your own. Don't be a cuck, anon.

If you genuinely like what you're doing and it makes you enough money, I think that's fine.

>>37268926
I sat at my desk, did about 2 hours of work, and spent the rest of the day on reddit. And for this I got paid $400.

How many good boy points did you earn for using the toilet instead of your piss jugs today faggot? Enough to get some tendies?

>>37271796
Nope. A better example would be a fast food cashier.

>>37271796

Does it get you pussy?

Saying you're a UFC fighter (and actually being one) must get slut's loins frothing.

>>37271844
>>37271849
Yeah but I love what i do. When it comes to training, i train several hours a week so i guess that could be considered "work" but i love this and i wouldn't want to do any other line of work.

Am i a wagecuck?

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>>37271881
No, i have a gf and a kid. But i'm pretty sure it wpuld get me pussy if I tried

>Make 100k a year
>only work 4 days a month

Idk if wagecuck imply.

>>37271887

Eh, I think you should be fine then, as long as you truly like it.

Though be careful about your body, both in terms of wear and tear and what you fuel it with (though I believe you have to be doing fine on the latter to be in MMA).

The one thing you can't replace is your health, and most wagecucks in retail or other shitty jobs can't seem to understand that when they pour sugary energy drinks and greasy high calorie foods down their throat to keep going.

>>37271932
The only thing i think would put me in the wagie spectrum is that I really don't make a lot of money.

>>37271968

How much? Don't worry, we won't judge.

Not even a NEET can heckle or shame someone if he has found something he truly loves to do.

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F-F-FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN OR I'LL BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT

>>37268926
>>37269044
>>37269557
>>37270916
>>37271612
>>37271844
>>37268926

Defeated neeties itt

>>37271985

Fellow wages, how do I get away with being a lazy piece of shit at work?

I have my own office and no-one bothers me/my boss doesn't even work there, but I have no idea if internet usage is monitored.

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wait so am i a wagie if i make over 75$k AFTER tax a year and only work 40 hrs a week? srs question.

>>37271985
When converted into USD, I make about 10k per fight. I started out making even worse than that at 3k, though, not counting sponsors (which isn't a lot either). Currently have a 4-2 pro record. My dream is to make it the UFC.

But yeah, not a lot of money

>>37272057
>only 40 hours a week
>only

Dude 1/3rd of your life lmao.

>>37272057

70 grand US here. Though I get to work from home. No commute, no stress.

Dunno if that's worth an extra 5 grand a year.

>>37268926
>NEETs will inevitably realize how useless their lives are and kill themselves. It's only a matter of time. Waste enough time and you'll never be able to enter the job market. Cucked so absolute that they don't realize the freedom real disposable income brings..

>>37272077
>$10k per fight

How many fights a year? If you're making 50k before taxes you're making the median HOUSEHOLD income in the US. That's pretty good.

>>37272077
You either need to choose your fights better or you're probably not going to make it to the top desu

>>37272077
How the hell do you support a wife and kid on that kind of money? How often do you fight?

>>37272083
yeah but i spend the other 2/3rds doing cool stuff i sware

>>37272147
Like posting on a board for virgins to whine?

>>37272123
I only fought 3 times last year. And not all of them had a 10k payout
>>37272126
I don't really get to choose them, though i can turn them down. Also, i live in japan and still haven't fought in any international circuits
>>37272133
My gf inherited a bakery from her father, so she manages that and technically she makes more money than me overall. I just make more money in short "bursts"

>>37272083
40 hours a week is a small price to pay for the ultimate luxury, your time

>But wagie NEETS have all the time in the world! clearly we're superior in our thinking
The quality of that time is not only amplified by disposable income but there will come a time where a NEET can no longer sustain their free time because of their lack of money. When wagies retire from working a job they hate in their mid 30s or early 40s to peruse their passions you needs will just be entering the workforce at McMemeJobs that leave you unable to ever retire and you work until the day you die.. your only option is suicide.

>That's fine wagie I'd rather live my life with all my free time and just kill myself when the rides over!

Consider this than NEET.. which one of us really has more free time..?

B T F O

>>37272209
> i live in japan and still haven't fought in any international circuits
How is dealing with the Yakuza? I hear they're big into the MMA circuit

>>37272209

Even with three fights, that's still the average individual income in the US.

And with your gf making more money, you're in good shape. Well done.

But if you're still unsatisfied with your income level, just keep pushing for higher paying fights as your career goes on. But plan for the future, and a future career. Your body won't allow you to fight forever. Just like an NFL player can't play forever.

>>37272167
yeeeeeeee

r9k is cool fag if it wasnt u wouldnt be here

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>>37272244
Nigga I'm flying to Europe in June. I eat Oka cheese, Gorgonzola, or pricey soft goat cheese every day. I also drink fancy beers. I have money to go out and do normie stuff like see live music and drink. Last night I had sex with a prostitute. I could afford real champagne if I wanted it.

It's been like 4 years since I had a job. I do all this on state welfare.

>>37272252
I think thats just a stereotype. I've never seen ot heard of any yakuza activity within the MMA scene. Most of the guys in this scene are morally-good, typical athletic nihonjin and a couple foreigners.

Sumo has a bunch of yakuza activity, though. Or so i've heard.

>>37272329
I come here to make fun of incels desu

>>37272357
According to Enson Inoue there is quite a bit of Yakuza activity in MMA. Have you heard of him?

>>37272352
>implying welfare money gives him the financial freedom to do anything actually worth while

>>37272357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fm2JCrlMo

>>37272412
>prostitutes
>luxury commodities
>travel
>not worthwhile

>>37272394
>>37272414
I'm not doubting it's true, but i've personally never seen it. And i live and train really close to Kobe (headquarters of yamagachi gumi)

Maybe it was more prevelant in the 90s during the "Pancrase-era" where fights were fixed and everything.

>>37271625
Wagie is short for wageslave. It doesn't matter if you make 500 billion a day, if you aren't financially independent you are a wagie. A good estimate is if you have 25x your annual spending invested in diverse stocks. It gets a little tricky because if you have a steady income without work, something like oil money, radio, or autism bux that also counts as neet, because they are independent unlike the lowly wagecuck. Anyway, 25x spending allows your money to last until death if you decide to go the old fashioned route. You have people making $15/hr who are better off than radiologists. Some people just aren't very smart with money. Neet is a person who does not work because they are already financially independent or retired. The neet is always better than anyone who works for money.

>>37272454
>He thinks paying for women to have sex with him
>"beer" and "champagne" and "soft cheeses"are luxury commodities
>Traveling to europe is about as exciting as his life gets

kek listen to yourself. You're going over to Europe for a week or two as if every Stacy and their girlfriend haven't already gone year after year since they got out of high school. You're drinking liquid bread and eating cheese getting fatter by the second and you're trying to convince me that fucking prostitutes means you've got a desirable quality of life. Anon, please.

>>37270916
Lmao youre how old and still live with your mom?

>>37272352
Okay but where actually do you live, anon

US welfare is about to be cut like 500% so if you're in the US, good luck

>>37268926
But i work from home and i play vidya on down time

>>37272520
>work 40 hours a week
>at the end of every day go home and do the same things everyone else does

lel

>>37268926
>Be sure not honk your horn too much on the commute home. Honking your horn is not going to make the traffic move any faster.

No, but itll annoy you which is good enough for me

>>37272549
She lives with me, I just don't charge the bitch rent because I love her.

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>Trump doing 800 billion in medicaid cuts

Tick tock, NEETshits. It's only a matter of time before your autismbux are next.

Sponging off the rest of society doesn't last forever, and when mommy and daddy kick you out there won't be anyone to save you. Don't worry though, the local homeless shelter sometimes has beds open, assuming you don't get your stuff stolen or raped by the schizophrenic black guy in the next bunk.

>>37272892
Kek, wagies are getting desperate

>>37271570
>Who the fuck would want to work for minimum wage willingly?
A lot of people, because minimum wage is more than the amount you get from neetbux

>>37271762
I-If you only get 1 of those, what are you instead?

>>37271479
neets idea of fun is different from that of the norman

>>37271479
smart people are able to think of ways to have fun for free or cheap. life is easier when you're not brainwashed

>>37268926
Milfag here I make more money than you and do jack shit all day get on my level.

>>37271762
>Minimum wage
>Get very little work, no shifts in past 3 weeks because I'm casual
>Zero benefits
>I spend more than I earn, I'm struggling at the moment and have to ask parents for money
>The store manager is a genuine, stuck up cunt, classic wagecuck boss that ruins everyone's day, a lot of coworkers are some combination of condescending, passive aggressive, incompetent, lazy, vicious, dehumanizing
>Boss and various other superiors have told me off numerous times for lateness and missing shifts when they change the rosters literally 24 hrs before a shift and don't even call or email me to tell me about the change
>Job is the opposite of what I like and am good at, requires you to be a hyper extroverted roastie in terms of how you think, no room for rest or peace and quiet
>I'm lucky, because my work is literally a 5 minute walk from where I live

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>>37272520
>alcohol
>cheese
>travelling
>prostitutes

Aren't these normie/wagie things to enjoy with your time off? Why so ragie, wagie?

>>37276381
No that anon but I think prostitutes aren't.
I think normie wagies get real relationship ships or fwbs

>>37269073
I shitpost when in busy traffic

>>37269073
The wageslave is addicted to his phone, he will literally risk his life when it beeps at him and look at it instead of waiting a few minutes to look at it in safety.

LOL, I forgot, the wageslave commute is over an hour

>so pathetic it is not even funny, but I will laugh at them anyway

>>37269102
only because your wife talked to Shekelberg while he was fucking her, so you could buy her more jewelry.

>>37271625
The answer to your question is.....

>if you won the lottery would you change anything about your life concerning your current occupation? If yes then you are a wagecuck.

Also if you care that it is Friday, then you are a wagecuck.

>>37271762

i meet all of those requirements except dickbag coworkers

i mean how can you possibly work at a company with more than 10 (or like 50? 500?) people without there being dickbags. tech is awful anon

>>37277112
This is why I work at a start-up. Also no fucking red tape to stop me from getting things done

>>37276252
>requires you to be a hyper extroverted roastie

What job? And are you a grill? The roastie part just makes me think of having to work at some female-oriented retail shop or something.

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I miss being a NEET. Fuck work.
>spend all day wanting to go home and play vidya
>finally get home
>too tired to play vidya

>>37277255

What killed your NEET lifestyle? Autismbux get cut off? Mom and dad kick you out?

>>37277286
Mommy and Daddy threatened to kick me out if I didn't get a job.

>>37277335

Where do you work at now?

>>37277390
Data entry stuff. Honestly it's probably the best job I could ask for given my position but I still miss NEET life.

>>37268926

>At work
>I'm a cook at a restaurant
>Burns all over my fucking arms that are bubbling and tearing and forming scars and scabs
>Physically unable to move any faster because of my injuries that hurt a lot
>Have to constantly expose my burn injuries to high heat all day because it's a constant dinner rush
>My boss yells at me to move faster or get fired

How exactly do you other wagies think for a second that you're better than NEETs? They have it fucking made and we got duped. I acknowledge the superiority of the NEETs over us wagies.

>>37277468
You just have a bad job and a bad employer/manager

>>37277468

Post burns.

>>37268926

I never honk anyway because I'm not an impatient asshole

>>37277193
Pretty much, pretend to like rude normies while packing their groceries.

>>37269102
You show me a lazy cocksucker watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who's not causing any trouble.

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>>37268926
driving home from work just to get fucked up and rinse repeat

>>37277468

How exactly do you other wagies think for a second that you're better than NEETs?

Because my wagie job isn't absolutely shit, unlike yours.

>be me
>work in "logistics"
>most of the job is just data entry/logging orders
>get good benefits from employer
>company auctions antiques so the job is also interesting

>>37272470
Traditional NEETs aren't financially independent though. They're reliant on society. They're dependent

>>37272892
smells like butthurt wagecuck

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>>37268926
>mfw I basically go to an 8 hour gym and get paid for it

I ain't complaining.

>>37270916
When someone honks their horn at me I intentionally slow down a little out of spite. Fuck them. There's nothing they can do about it. If they chimp out and hit my bumper I can pull over and catch their license plate with my dash cam and report them to the police for further spite and revenge.

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The comfy frog wins again, what a surprise

>>37270916
You're not fooling anybody, we all know your only means of transportation is a mobility scooter.

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>return to /r9k/ after a year or more
>the neet threads are still a thing
never change

>>37271762
>mfw I'm not a wagecuck

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>>37272470
>Neet is a person who does not work because they are already financially independent or retired.
haha

>>37268926
Not beeing able to buy vidya. Hookers and drugs. What a sad life.

>>37271446
Next time, write something like 'send me a text today if you want me to come in tomorrow'

Then you can not show up if you hear nothing.

I'd probably still stay at home in your situation, though.

>>37271479
Depends on where you're from, and often how high your rent is. Some Scandinavian countries, or all, certainly pay enough to do fun things if you find cheap housing.