HOW DO I PROTECT MY DICK???

i heard having a foreskin helps

>>37268779
I use lunch meat. The type doesn't matter but your body thinks the meat is it's own so the healing will take place quicker. I use turkey personally and medical tape to attach it so it doesn't hurt the skin. Just make sure to rotate slices so they're fresh

>>37268779
Might as well amputate it. It's useless anyways

ummm silk boxers honey

>>37268800
>>37268842

Fuck you guys! I couldn't help getting jew'd

>>37268830
Are you being serious? I'm so desperate, i dont even know anymore

>>37268912
Sadly, yes. In all honestly, a good slice of black forest ham feels pretty dang good against the penis

Just wear tighty whities. It's what all cutsissies should be forced to wear

>>37268956
>Just wear tighty whities. It's what all cutsissies should be forced to wear
This

Wtf are you memeing about, OP?

>>37269034
i-its my dick! I have no foreskins!!!

>>37269034
Foreskinless people lose a LOT of sensitivity on the head. It literally callouses up when its constantly being rubbed on fabric.


To op: they make artificial foreskins for this exact reason.

>>37268956
>>37269010

I do. It still chafes, maybe because dick is already irritated, but it also gives me super wedgies.


>>37269218
>artificial foreskins

I-I'm saved?!

>>37269442
Artifial foreskins aren't worth the money. The luncheon meats provide all the benefits of an artificial foreskin while at the same time being cost effective, nutritious, and delicious

>>37269218
this will save my once-hypersensitive and permanently hard but now numb sad mjewtilated penis, does it?

Just let it happen. It will eventually become coarse and hard as rock.

Do you like watching ladies talk about foreskins?
https://youtu.be/Ga_nLkXiMGI