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Question for Fembots

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Honest question for fembots. What if you met a guy who was cute, funny, attentive without being clingy, independent without being distant, hygienic, had similar interests to you, well adjusted without being a boring normie, was employed, had a car, a great head of hair, and was all around decent. However, he has a micropenis, incurable premature ejaculation, looses all sexual interest and falls asleep after cumming once, and absolutely sucks at giving head/cannot find the clit. Weighing the pros and cons what would you do? Is it a deal breaker? Does it matter?
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>>37267207
It's 100% a dealbreaker
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>>37267232
Okay, one modifier. He could get better at eating pussy, but it'd require actual training, like you'd have to teach him or some shit. But he would get better at that at least, is it still a dealbraker? Nothing else changes of course.
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It's a dealbreaker for sure, sex is a huge part of a relantonship
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What do you mean by micropenis?
6in would propably still be acceptable but less would be a deal breaker for sure.
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I don't see how I could make that work sorry
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>>37267207
Having a micropenis would be fine (in this situation), but it would take being very inconsiderate and I'd say selfish to not even try to please me.
I would tell him to make an effort with head/fingering.
Then if he didn't we'd stop fucking (because what's the point?).
If he didn't buck up his ideas then we'd break up.
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>>37267286
Yes its a dealbreaker.
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>>37267286
In that case I guess things could work out, depending on how much time it would take for him to learn to decently give head
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>>37267207
Femanon here. If I met this guy and he made me fall in love with him and hope he's the one and we might start a lifelong relationship together, and then show me his non-dick, I'd probably be so disappointed I'd hire one of my orbiters (let him eat my ass once woud be enough to get them do anything) to have him killed or at least castrated.
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why did OP fail to include the use of sex toys like the hitachi magic wand for instance
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>>37267289
please stop that

originally
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>>37267207
Its a very very strong negative. You'd have to makeup for it somehow or else the sexlife is dead in such a way that its less than not worthwhile.
Honestly unless you came to me with the knowledge needed to please elsewise I wouldn't stick around thats a lot of training and investment on my part.
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Stupid question, every girl is different and some can put up with it. Some prefer emotional masturbation and intensities of relationship highs. Fembots are usually medicated and antidepressants/antipsychotics halt libido and sex drive.
If an issue then he will have to use a strap-on/other methods of giving pleasure---if he is a good man he will do what he can to please his woman, and his woman will do what she can to please him in return.
There was a documentary of a guy with a dick that got bit off by a chicken or some shit and he made a custom strap-on for him that apparently also rubbed on what's left of his dick. Happy marriage, wife was ecstatic...

Personally. . . I could never. I'm a nympho.
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>>37267397
I have a 6 inch dick
be my gf
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No desu
Premature ejaculation is my fetish but falling asleep and being completely useless right after is a deal breaker.
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>>37267397
>Stupid question, every girl is different and some can put up with it.
how is it a stupid question then you retard, he didn't ask for everyone to come to a consensus, he's asking for personal opinions
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>>37267413
I'm already in a relationship with a guy just because the sex is out of this world. Not a good foundation. . . but. . .
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>>37267430
do you like young virgins?
like me
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>>37267445
Then you aren't a fembot and weren't asked
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>>37267436
Opinions are all uniform. Question is stupid because the answer is just common sense. Shutup!
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>>37267397
>There was a documentary of a guy with a dick that got bit off by a chicken or some shit

Don't say outrageous shit like that without providing source.
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>>37267207
I wish you would've just greentexted the pros and cons in a list because I'm a little confused.

Anyway, it sounds like I'd be laying on a pillow..

Also, if he's well adjusted, wouldn't that mean that he can at least learn to finger or like give head properly? Would he get mad if I used a toy on my own time without telling him?
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>>37267330
Because it defeats the purpose of the hypothetical, I was trying to create a situation where the sex is unsalvageable but everything else is perfect. I just thought it was an interesting question.
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Fembots would you ever date a virgin
Fembots means women that don't have fucking bfs
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>>37267447
i'm only interested in virgins anon
>implying i'm a cuckquean
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>>37267465
Recent development. And pretty fembot to attach self so easily to a serious relationship based on primal urges and utmost codependent behavior with blind optimism and fantasy-life expectations.
>>37267447
Here's what I think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dic3fJgkEQY
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>>37267489
idk i think its still something that needs to be considered because im sure it happens in relationships that are like you described, the guy isnt always going to be eating her pussy or fingering her, even people who have normal healthy sex lives involve the use of toys
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>>37267430
>Premature ejaculation is my fetish
Is this common? Are women okay with premature ejaculation?
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>>37267520
Do you like robot tier things like anime, vidya, board games, or anything else?
>>37267529
You aren't a fembot
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>>37267207

my ex of 3 years like'em big, i was 3 inches. I would go down town and finger her to get her off, which she was fine with but she dreamed of the big cock, so I fucked her with a big strap on. She liked it, but as time went on, still desired the real thing. I started to wonder if It might be best for her and I to part ways, but I wanted to stay together a lot. Unfortunately, life happened and I had to take a job away from her and she had to take care of her dad. 3 months in, we decided to call it off. I was very upset and mad at her for a while but eventually I got over it.

lol, about a year later, I was talking to her and she told me she thinks she meant a new guy, which I'm ambivalent about. He's some dude in the air force, and apparently, yup, big dick.

but wait, it gets better. a month again, he and I are shooting the shit (he's a cool guy) and he tells me my ex and him are not fucking anymore. He says the sex wasn't that great but the worst part was what she told him. She said she is a bit of a size queen and that she dreams of fucking big dick. I'm like "that sucks, what a bitch." and he says, and i'm not making this up "dude, i'm like six inches...wtf, does she want to fuck a horse?" my sides were in orbit.

Follow your dreams anons! My ex is out to suck the biggest cock around!
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>>37267517
Depends are you like OP with a laundry list of strong negatives or just a virgin?
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>>37267540
No to both by and far but just like theres a fetish for everyone no matter how niche theres a person for every fetish.
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Define micro. I could deal with as small as 6.5 but any smaller... idk :/
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>>37267549
Virgin
Don't have the other negatives
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>>37267207
With a dick that small I hope he's ok with going down on me until I cum.

>inb4 LONDON and some cuck erp faggot replies to me. I don't like any of that bullshit.
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>>37267540
I've never met anyone else who likes it, it for me personally the appeal is how you can physically tell how attracted they are to you, and it also is conveys purity or lack of previous experience to me
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>>37267539
Alright, second modifier. Toys are allowed, but he can't use them on you, it would have to be on your own time.

>inb4 that's not realistic
Hypotheticals don't need to be realistic you autismos.
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>>37267544
I like anime and board games. I also like vidya but very casual shit like racing games and rpgs, im not very good so I just do the fun stuff
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>>37267289
>>37267574
Obviously I'm going by the clinical definition, anything smaller then 9in, i.e dicks that are sexually worthless.
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>>37267613
would you be willing to play board games online with me?
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>>37267577
If you were decent then yeah, probably.
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>>37267657
How can i be decent if I never had sex before?
or kissed a girl
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>>37267207
not a deal breaker. i dont cum from vaginal sex so whatevs
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>>37267548
Hey! I also have a 3 inch dick and my ex and I used a strap-on! The similarities end there though, nothing that amusing ever happened, although we broke up because she had to move for work, so it's kind of like the opposite of your situation.
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>>37267590
Can't or won't. His shits whats causing the issue in the bedroom. Even normal couples use toys together if he's being a selfish prick about that just because its not him in me thats just making it worse.
Thats just a shit attitude overall.
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>>37267666
I meant decent as in you weren't ugly as sin or a legitimate autist not decent at sex.
It could be chad magnus thundercock esquire the 3rd with a confirmed 10x8" dick that vibrates but it he was the biggest douchebag around, for example, I wouldn't date him.
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>>37267712
Can't. it's a hypothetical, so let's say a genie has put a curse on him so he can't touch a vibrator or his spin will split in half.
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>>37267590
I don't really care as long as he spends time with me. If you're OP, you never answered my questions and completely ignored my post.
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>>37267744
Oh that makes some sense
be my gf
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>>37267207
Personally idc about sex all that much so I'd husband the shit out of him
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>>37267207
OP this post hits close to home.

Devirginized this sweet 25 year old and his peenie is under 4 inches and hes clueless as all fuck. The condom slipped off during sex once and he actually said, that since I was on top I didn't have to worry, for the semen would be pulled down by gravity".

I don't know what I'm going to do with him.
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>>37267796
>If you're OP, you never answered my questions and completely ignored my post.
What post are you referring to?
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>>37267445
WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
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>>37267207
>>37267286
>can't find the clit
>has to be taught, and STILL can't find it
More like uncurable autism, or serious mental problems. So, dealbreaker.
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>>37267817
If real
>I don't know what I'm going to do with him.
Abandon ship
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>>37267814
but would you have sex with a husband?
what are you like
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>>37267691

hello fellow member of the 3 inch club. (actually i might be 3.5) I am actually not self conscious about it, i figure no one worth being with would use it to hurt my feelings. Where it sucks is, I have to look for special male masturbators to have any real fun. thank god for japan.
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>>37267784
Probably not no. That honestly might be the saving move in that sort of relationship. Sex can be more than a guy thrusting his dick around and can go weird places. Toys help facilitate that and could lead to satisfaction on both ends.

You're basically for a libido stunted woman at this point which I won't say do exist but to that kind of level they are rare.
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>People actually expect to meet girls here
Lmao
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There is nothing more pathetic than a micropenis. Might was well wear a chastity belt at that point.
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>>37267817
>Devirginized this sweet 25 year old and his peenie is under 4 inches and hes clueless as all fuck. The condom slipped off during sex once and he actually said, that since I was on top I didn't have to worry, for the semen would be pulled down by gravity".
This is simultaneously adorable and sad.
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>>37267817
If you're already having doubts its time to leave.
Thats a good rule of thumb for any relationship mind you not just because he's crap in the sack. Don't be the chick that marries with doubt then divorces later because of it.
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>>37267817

i love you. hes seems sweet, stay with him if you have a lot in common, yes i am projecting!
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>>37267817
I also have trouble keeping condoms on. Out of curiosity, was the sex okay? Did he at least eat you out? Also, were you able to feel him at all? My ex always had trouble feeling when I was in or not.
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>>37267834
Same. Holy shit. Am telling this poor bastard so blatant, even pulling his fingers for him, showing him "Hey do you feel that? That tiny little hard thing? Yeah, rub that. Thats all you got to do my dude" and he's getting all fed up and fumbling around. Just unreceptive.

When we fuck too, he cums extremely fast. Which I don't mind. Yet, I'm lying there afterwards quietly jerking myself off humping his leg as he lies there and does nothing. Fucking nothing.

>>37267843
It's going to break his heart. Don't even mind his microdick too. He makes up for it in a lot of weird ways though that make me want to stick around. Weird, slutty things for a virgin. Like when I give him the succ, he'll immediately makeout with me to taste his own semen. It's kind've a rarity.

My ex had a monster cock and it wasn't fun. It made me sick afterwards, as if someone jostled my internal organs with a whisk. Just wanted it to be over everytime and wasn't excited. But this lil tiny dicked virgin boy, I want to molest his inept person constantly.
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>>37268015
>My ex had a monster cock
This board is dead
Normalfag slut go away. You will burn in hell for your sins
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>>37268015
>When we fuck too, he cums extremely fast.
I think this is kind of inherent to smaller dicks actually.
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>>37268015
dump him and then commit suicide
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>>37267980
Yeah it is actually. It's nice. Can be caught bitching at times like this, but he's tender, and I do feel him. Especially on top. And its wholesome to rub myself on top of him preemptively, and the tiny dick makes it better almost. I feel almost... motherly.
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>>37267980
Below 4 the width usually isn't enough to feel unless you jangle around in there just right.
>>37268059
Less tissue insulating the dorsal nerve.
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>>37267980
You know they make small size condoms right? That should solve the issue.
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What about a guy who has a hard time cumming? I've been seeing this girl and she seems to love it when I bone her but I have a hard time cumming while fucking
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>>37268015
>Like when I give him the succ, he'll immediately makeout with me to taste his own semen.
>tfw virgin and desperate to it, and I don't have a babydick
I hope he dies
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>>37268202
Tell her to squeeze her pissy
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>>37267207
That's fine. I'm not a sexual person to start. If I had something wrong with me downstairs he would have to respect that as well though.
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>>37268202
Not as much of a problem but stil a problem.
I know it sounds weird consider the shit porn teaches but most women don't actually enjoy prolonged sex. Multiple times? Sure. An hour long drag that leads to bruising, soreness, and generally hurts for most of it? No.
Ideally 10 minutes tops or else the lubrication starts to run out and the area starts to hurt.
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>>37268142
>Below 4 the width usually isn't enough to feel unless you jangle around in there just right.
How do you mean? Asking for a friend.
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>>37268266

oh I think she did that for a little bit and it felt good. I was a bit drunk last time we tried so I'm sure that is the main problem though
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>>37267817
He just wanted to cum inside, and was lying
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>>37268335
>I was a bit drunk last time we tried so I'm sure that is the main problem though
It's always harder to cum when you're drunk.

>>37268351
lel
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>>37268283
Do you have something wrong with you downstairs?
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>>37268315
Girth is the key factor with dicks.
If its 6" but no girth most of the nerves aren't be stimulated. Likewise if its big on girth but 2 inches you're similarly missing most.

Now heres the the issue.
An average dick with above average girth is equal or better than an above average dick with belor or average girth.

Smaller penises have much less of a chance of being big on girth so something like 3 just won't have the girth needed to actually stimulate the nerves at the vaginal entrance. Unless its someweird angle or you're somehow thrust at direct right angles women won't really feel it.
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>>37267207
i'm asexual so it wouldn't make a difference to me.
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>>37267207
if he will wear strapon and learn to move his hips it should be fine.
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>>37268489
This actually makes perfect sense, and I never thought of it that way.
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I knew a dude in college who was known to have a micro-dick.

Sad thing was his self-confidence was non existant, and he would only go for landwhales.

Ironic thing is the girls were usually so fat and his dick too short, there was negative chance he could stick it in any of them.

The one long term girl he dated basically didn't hide that she slept around on him to get satisfaction. He knew but was too much of a pussy to break it off.

Thing is he wasn't that bad looking either.
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I married him, now he's a "she". T b h I find it hot as fuck.
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>>37268585
I'd like to ass that penis looks like that when erect. Imo it's cute.
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>>37268015
To be fair it's a lot harder to find someone else's clit than your own. It's also an awkward angle to hit. Try rubbing a friends anon.
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Would fembots
date me ;3;
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>>37267207
I would fking marry the guy. Who cares about his dick issues. There's dildos for the horny femanons
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I only have a 3-4 inch cock
there are a few girls that wanted me and I had the chance to sex them but I'm too insecure of my dick so I'm still a kissless virgin

I'm such a beta faggot
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>>37268565
Bonus: we like being stretched more than being pushed. 2+ fingers are better than 1.
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>>37267232
Do you think it'd be fair if someone's dealbreaker was a vagina as loose as yours?
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>>37267207
I'd say it's an absolutely huge turnoff and I probably would never have actual sex with him.. But I wouldn't dump him, provided he lets me sleep with other men.
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>>37267207
your question is basically asking would they go lesbian for a good woman.
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>>37268667
You literally shove your hand down there and feel for a hard bit in an ocean of soft.
Its easy as shit.
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>>37267207
I don't know why but I think small dicks are cute.
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Is a 13cm somewhat thick and very hard cock good for girls? Pls rspnd fembots.
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>>37267436
because yes, someone out there would date/marry a guy like that
it's as stupid as asking "am I the only one that thinks..." because no you are not.
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>>37267482
OP is either trying to stir shit up or is so autistic that he thinks a bunch of "women" that come here are a good bar for the question.
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>>37268765
yes that's plenty for a girl who didn't fk Jamal
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>>37267445

THIS IS BEING POSTED IN R9K

/ R 9 K /

AND PEOPLE ARE NOT MAD ABOUT IT

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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>>37268763
Do you already have a bf?
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>>37267207
>Weighing the pros and cons what would you do? Is it a deal breaker? Does it matter?
Yes it matters but it's not a deal breaker. I hope he's into toys and oral. I always got the impression from reading stuff online that guys with a small package are super insecure and would feel offended by suggesting something other than PiV
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>>37268765
>5.1
Its within the average which is just fine. 10cm is where issues start.
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>>37268801
>we should get mad at any post on an anonymous image board that has no proof and source
free (you) you samefagging retarded. go die in a fire and this place will be better for it.
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>>37268866
I want a gf that will sit on my face and let me snowball with her after a blowjob ;-;
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>>37268935
Well that's just disgusting to be completely honest
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>>37268969
All lewd things are disgusting anon
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>>37267207
How tall is he? How rich exactly? You normally dont got to see a mens penis the first few dates. As long as he is presentable I could imagine a lot of women giving it a try.
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>>37267207
Yes but as long as he never, ever left me and never cheated on me, and was clingy. It's like if your dream girl just had smooth skin on her crotch and no vagina you might just buy a fleshlight and try and have a nice life.
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>>37268202
Wish I didn't have this problem. Have a 7 inch dick and lost the love of my life because I could never nut.
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>>37269071
I'm a super clingy ;-;
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>Loyal
>Clingy
>6 inch penis
>Virgin
>Not NEET
Femanons pls rate
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fem"bots" should be gassed
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>>37269171
>Loyal
Every man thinks this. Usually not true, especially with robots.
>Clingy
Depends on how clingy you are and how you act. Could be a positive or negative
>6 inch penis
How thick though?
>Virgin
Cool
>Not NEET
So?
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>>37269171
>clingy
I work a lot and don't have time for a puppy/10.
Otherwise zero issues really.
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>>37269332
I'm not him but what do you do for a living, Anon?
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>>37269322
>How thick though?
5" girth
>So?
Just mentioning that because I won't be a resource drain i guess
pls respond
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>>37269332
well if you really wanted I could be a stay at home husbando bf
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What I want to get rated too

>Honest, but not really loyal.
If I want to be with someone else, I'll tell you upfront.
>Not clingy
I really don't like being with someone with long
amounts of times, I'm very much independent.
>7x5 penis
Don't really care about it though.
>Non-virgin
Only one with some yandere. Don't ask.
>In college getting real degree
Fembots pls rate also
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>>37267207
>he has a micropenis
we would still have sex
>incurable premature ejaculation
we would still have sex
>looses all sexual interest and falls asleep after cumming once
rude
>absolutely sucks at giving head/cannot find the clit.
laziness
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>>37269322
How does a man prove that he's loyal to you?
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>>37269353
Things and stuff. It actually is that specific usually which just makes it worse.
>>37269395
Fine and dandy but i bring work home often. Chattings not conducive to work flow either.
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>>37269459
What about a silent massage while you work?
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>>37269491
If it doesn't hinder typing that'd actually be amazing.
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>>37269397
Yeah, I don't buy that people can't find the clit. I've literally never seen a vagina in my life (I'm 18 and religious, give me a break), but I know where the fucking thing is. Men who can't find it don't want to, and that's a fact.
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>>37269520
d-discord then maybe?
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>>37269521
Its literally the one solid feeling bit down there. Just palm it you'll instantly feel it.
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>>37269565
Yeah, like I said, men who can't find it don't want to be down there. So they don't bother to look, whereas I'd incidentally find it even if I didn't know where it was because I'd be licking the damn thing clean.

Faggots.
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>>37267207
>without being clingy
I don't want him.
To seriously answer the question though, no it's not a real breaker. I have a low sex drive that's satisfied by reading smut fanfiction. If we make each other happy in all the other parts of life why should sex ruin that?
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>>37269598
B-but you'll still have sex with him, t-thanks?
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>>37267445
I'm curious about why you are on this board
Do you feel sorry for us, are you laughing at us?
You are clearly not a robot
Could you answer this?
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>>37269598
Is this good >>37269171
or bad to have
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>>37267445
LIAR, WHORE, LIAR, WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT
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>>37269533
I don't have one. I make do with emails. i'm uncomfortable in voice chats cause i have no actual person in front of me to interact when talking.
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I have a 4.5 inch penis and all I can recommend is to find a girl who can only cum by clit stimulation. Then lick it well or let her vibe it while you fuck.
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>>37269735
Ah I see
[email protected]
Email me?
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> cannot find the clit
how is this even possible?
I mean it's not like I've ever seen one IRL but it seems pretty damn obvious in the movies

also I think OP's pic doesn't qualify as a micropenis
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>>37269652
Sex is repulsive with anyone, but sure.
>>37269686
Isn't 6 inches the world average? Sounds like a normal size, but all the other qualities sound fine.
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>>37269803
3in or so is the cutoff for micropenis. That one is definitely one.
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>>37268719
What will happen when you start having feelings for those other men?
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>>37269849
> all the other qualities sound fine.
What else do you look for?
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>>37267207
What is you were shopping for a car and found one that was cute, had nice seats, really good speakers, working AC and heater, power windows, no dings or scratches and brand new tires.

However it doesn't go forward or in reverse, leaked exhaustion fumes, didn't have a steering wheel and exploded when you turned on the ignition. Weighing the pros and cons would you consider purchasing this vehicle or is it a deal breaker?
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>>37270093
I guess I'd buy it, yeah, sure.
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>>37267207
Size doesnt matter
soul does
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>>37267207
Perfect husband to cheat on with Tyrone and Jamal.
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>>37270253
That's a good answer, Anon. :)
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>>37270253
Exception for it does.
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>>37270346
:D
>>37270381
To me it doesn't
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>>37270452
>:D
Do you have someone you like already, Anon?
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>>37270597
I do, yeah :D
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>>37267207
deal breaker for the guy too
>pay out the ass for a bitch to cheat on you with a nigger that has a "huge" cock.
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>>37270734
Great! I'm so glad for you. I'll keep looking for the one.
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>>37270840
Thank you!
Best of luck with searching for the one
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>>37270452
>>37270597
>>37270734
>>37270840
>>37270886
This is just a fantastic read. A real rollercoaster of emotions.
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>>37271070
It's pretty sad isn't it, Anon? I don't even have a GF yet.
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I don't care as long as he can give me children.

this is orgianloa
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>>37271132
A larger penis better facilitates impregnation.
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>>37269141
wtf did she really dump you over that?
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>>37267207
Desu, I wouldn't even want all those positives, that's too perfect. I want a little clingy/imperfect because I'm a shitty choice to begin with. Being in a relationship with a perfect adonis would just make me feel like even more dirt than I already am.

Ya gotta understand sex is part of most romantic relationships unless you're super conservative. It's a part of bonding and intimacy and that other horseshit other healthy people get into, and if you can't participate in that than obviously it's gonna damage the relationship. Preferably I'd just want a virgin with at least an average package so we can learn this whole thing together, step by step.
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>>37271190
I literally don't care if he had his dick cut off as long as he has frozen sperm.
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As a woman with sexual dysfunction, I'd forgive all of that except the part about him not giving good head or having no sexual interest. At that point, he's either asexual and should find someone who fits, or he's lazy and I won't tolerate that if I'm putting in effort.
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>>37269141
>lost the love of my life because I could never nut.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is not the reason you broke up anon.
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>>37271248
Yeah it is, dumbass. Can't have kids when you can't cum.
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>>37271230
You sound like a nice, selfless person desu

Where do I meet someone like you?
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>>37267207
that would be ok for me because i have a microvagina and low libido desu
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>>37267207
I'm a male robot here and I don't see why you asked this retarded question.

"Can you be in a sexual relationship with someone who is 100% incompetent at sex?"

That's a totally worthless question. You couldn't blame any woman for saying no to that. A better question would be "he's great in every way but has a micropenis, but he's good with fingers and mouth, what do you do?"

I see you asked that later, but that's not in the OP so everyone will ignore it. Shit thread.
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>>37271321
>Yeah it is, dumbass. Can't have kids when you can't cum.
Are you literally incapable of cumming? Like ever? Have you never cum before? Or do you just have trouble during intercourse? Because you can just go to a doctor, cum in a tube, and have it artificially inseminate your gf, it's not like you're sterile. Are you, or your ex, literal fucking retards?
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>>37271425
>A better question would be "he's great in every way but has a micropenis, but he's good with fingers and mouth, what do you do?"
The whole point of the thread is a hypothetical where a man is completely perfect/optimal personality wise, but completely incompatible/worthless sexually. It's not supposed to be a real scenario, a person like that can't exist in reality, it's a hypothetical.
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>>37271483
His issue is not whether or not the situation is realistic; he was saying that no woman would truthfully accept a man like that because it is implied there will be some form of sexual gratification in a sexual relationship. Sex is one of the main reasons people seek out romantic relationships in the first place
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>>37271483
Also, some anons in the thread sperged out because they think I'm talking about myself and they think I refuse to eat pussy or use sex toys or something. Once again, this is a hypothetical, no human on Earth has all these traits combined, and I certainly don't think I'm a perfect person. Also, no one in the real world with all those dysfunctions would ever not eat pussy and accept that they need to be open to sex toys. I thought this didn't need to be pointed out.
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>>37267207
deal breaker
it would be embarrassing to suck/fuck desu, and the fact that you can't give head either makes nothing redeemable about sex. you are approaching head >>37267286 with a methodical approach, you don't really enjoy it, you don't enjoy sex, sex is a component of relationships that most people need.
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>>37271531
>he was saying that no woman would truthfully accept a man like that because it is implied there will be some form of sexual gratification in a sexual relationship. Sex is one of the main reasons people seek out romantic relationships in the first place
That's not true, if you look at the thread you'll see a variety of interesting responses, I'd say the thread was a success.
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>>37271531
>he was saying that no woman would truthfully accept a man like that because it is implied there will be some form of sexual gratification in a sexual relationship. Sex is one of the main reasons people seek out romantic relationships in the first place
Not true, there was a variety of responses in the thread.
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>>37271568
>>37271605
Sorry for the double post, my computer was being weird.
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>>37271605
I think you missed the keyword
>truthfully
friend
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>>37267207
hell no pls HELL NO I would say NO all day
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>all these stories about 6 inch being bad
a-atleast i 6 and a half inches long. kill me
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>>37271745
why are you so concerned about your dick size? it's been shilled to hell and back. Why don't you have a little more confidence, dude. God damn.
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>>37271483
>The whole point of the thread is a hypothetical where a man is completely perfect/optimal personality wise, but completely incompatible/worthless sexually.
... Yeah, and you asked if that person is good in a SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP.

THE ANSWER IS FUCKING NO YOU RETARDED FAGGOT.
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>>37267207
Honestly not a deal breaker for me.
1) Im a virgin too so I can't have any demands about it
2) I am somewhat scared of sex and have a low libido
3) Forming a true and strong emotional conection is my main goal when it comes to dating, also the most important thing to me.

But I think it really depends, you know? Some woman may value sex more.
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>>37271745
6 inches is fine what you should worry about is girth and at 6 you probably have enough as well.
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>>37271926
What makes you so scared about it? The act of penetration itself? or is it the cleanup?
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>>37271820
>you asked if that person is good in a SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP.
When was that? Also, why does this thread upset you so much?
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>>37271926
Sex is part of emotional bone forming and upkeep for relationships. Our brains are literally wired that way. Like kissing its a rush of several chemicals that reinforce the bond with them but sex does it far far better.

This is why its part of a healthy relationship.
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>>37267207

So basically this thread is about whether femanons would date white men. And look at the majority consensus. Hell no!

Simply reverse the description.

Would femanons date a man that you hate personally, who is an abusive asshole and beats you and steals from you, but he gives you the most pleasurable orgasms you'll ever feel in your life every time you fuck, dozens of times?

The answer is yes. Women would rather be chained up and kept in a basement of a guy that cuts her but gives her great sex than spend 1 second with a guy that is nice but is sexually a loser.

And this proves that white men are worthless and black and brown men are desirable. Just look at Muslims. Actual jihadists come back to Europe and literally have thousands of white European women chase after them, men that would kill them and their way of life. A literal female FBI agent defected from the us to go move to the Middle East to marry an ISIS fighter.

When will you faggots learn that women hate white beta men and love and lust after brown rapists? The reason all you guys are virgin bots is because you aren't aggressive enough. You have to grab women and beat them and force yourself on to them, not try to befriend them, give them everything they want, and beg for sex.
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>>37271132
Be my gf
I have a breeding fetish
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>>37271958
>"would you enter a long term sexual contract to fuck this guy who is really bad at fucking and there is nothing you can do to improve it?"

You asked it in the fucking OP. The thread makes me upset because I hate stupid fucking retards like you. Think about your fucking question before you ask it and this thread wouldn't be necessary
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>>37272071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbM
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>>37272071

I mean it's so simple.

If you are a woman reading this, honestly ask yourself. If I were to slap you across the face a few times, rip your clothes off, twist your tits, throw you on the ground, lift your ass up, and started roughly fucking you while grabbing you all over and you orgasmed from it all, would you honestly hate it and ask to stop or would you beg for more?

Only betas, white knights, and lying women would say no.
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>>37272071
you are obviously not from europe so stfu please
there are no women falling for abdul here. if there are that's because they were not liked by white normal dudes
most women are actually afraid of muslims and avoid them
you americucks get cucked by everyone - muslims, asians, no need to mention blacks.
it is beyond me how are you guys so powerful as a nation. probably because your women get fucked by aliens and the men have a huge complex for power and control
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>>37271954
>>37271991
I don't know what's wrong with me to be scared about. I have never been raped.
Yet, somehow I feel VERY tense about the whole touching someone else stuff.
I tried once, to have sex but I was so tense, this guy was kissing me hard and I pushed num away in disgust, I was literally going to throw up if I keep going the kissing one more second.
So I hope maybe one day I may find someone patient enough to wait for my time.
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>>37272240
be my qt terrified chaste gf
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>>37267207

>a guy
>sucks at giving head

Really made me think.
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>>37272216
I'd hit you back. I do the hitting, not you.
>inb4 weak baby wrist
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>>37272463
You do have weak baby wrists though anon
so do i
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>>37272240
Was it because of the guy? Or because you couldn't stand the physical contact?
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>>37272216
Yes anon, tell me more about what I think. Could you tell me what my favorite color should be? I've never been able to decide.

Clearly I want a fucking towelhead or a nigger, obviously. It's so clear now. It's not like I grew up in a shit school where fucking Caesar the ape, distinguished in rank by his fat shoes and shiny jacket, led his primal coon pack around the school chimping out at anyone who looked at him funny or trying some People's Front against the staff because his side chick Lakishaquinota failed her English test. Or I got swung at by a feral nigette so I got ready to always fight and giving me a nasty fucking disposition that's alienated any guy outside of work. Clearly they're so desirable.

Please, I'm being honest, no sarcasm, tell me more about myself. The brain is such a vast and mysterious thing

orniggero.
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>>37272628
I want a qt gf that hates niggers with a passion
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>>37271954
>or is it the cleanup?
This has got to be among the top ten stupidest things I've ever read on this board
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>>37267207
No such thing as fembot, fucking retard.
Kys
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>>37267207
>looses all sexual interest and falls asleep after cumming once
This is the dealbreaker for me.

Maybe maybe I could deal if he was also attractive so my much hotter sister didn't pity me. AND he'd need to be okay with fucking me with a strapon (or one of those extender things) and eating me out for an hour first almost every time.
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>>37267207
Yes, yes. A million times yes. I'm a fembot, I can't be picky and he sounds way better than I deserve.
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>>37272628

What's wrong? Can't admit that you secretly love the Boss Nigger Chad and lusted after him because he was mean to you?

Women love abusive men. There's no debate.
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>>37267207
if i was a fembot this would be a deal breaker for me. sex is important and life is unfair
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>>37272583
I have a problem with physical contact, but with time, if I come to trust and like the person it tends to disappear. But I need some time for some reason.
In that case it was both. I was not atracted to him and didn't have feelings for him and he was kinda forcing the situation, hence my reaction. Even though I was surprised by my reaction too.
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>>37273359
you heard of refractory period you ignorant hoe?
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>>37267316
pls dominate me, I will be a good boy for you

T-take a chance
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>>37267207
>looses all sexual interest and falls asleep after cumming once
>falls asleep after cumming once
>asleep

It's not a half hour then round two. It's a done for the night scenario that OP is describing. Just read bro.
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>>37273574
If you're trying to be someones bf you should start with asl
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>>37272475
If i had weak baby wrists they'd turn and break when i punch boards.
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>>37273686
be my strong girl gf
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>>37273534
Refractory periods are find and dandy you can spend your down time eating me out. However, when your down time is you doozing cause you got yours and thats all that matters you can go fuck yourself.
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>>37273587
This was actually meant for the ignorant tismo

>>37273534
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>>37267617
it's because women are not supposed enjoy sex as much as males, they are just the child bearers, they have more choice now, when before they didn't, and its fucked everything up.
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>>37272628
kill yourself

this should be original
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>>37267445

Kill yourself immediately

Orig
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>>37273799
>>37273753
oh, if that is what op is describing then ya fuck him.
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>>37267617
I am deceased, this quip was quite humorous
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>>37267207
>asking this to a ton of roasties
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>>37269735

Not him but discord is mainly used for text chat these days, voice is just an added bonus.
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>>37273420
Please, anon, keep telling me what I feel inside. I need it. I'm directionless without strangers on the internet revealing how I think in spite of years of conditioned loathing.

Just because the idea of Jamal fucking your white wife while your beat your meat in the corner and get all your shit stolen doesn't mean everyone has your dogshit fetish. Not everyone wants to be around morloks who can't even speak proper English and get violently indignant at the mere thought of being responsible or becoming something in their short, hedonistic lives. Worship shitskin animal cock in your own time you goddamn worthless cuckold, enjoy your fucking AIDS and lifetime among the filth of public housing and the stench of coon sweat.

Holy fuck I hate them so much.

>>37273909
You first, nigger lover.
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>>37267207
Absolutely fucking not. I'd rather kill myself than date/marry that.

And in case you're wondering, it's this
>looses all sexual interest and falls asleep after cumming once
that's the 100% dealbreaker.

Regardless of his other qualities, if he doesn't give a shit about my sexual satisfaction, he can GTFO.
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I'd never date a guy with a below average dick. 8 inches minimum. Pretty sure all my friends would agree.
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>>37274385
Do you like facesitting fembot? Or is that a meme
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>>37272095
>breeding fetish

no. kill yourself.
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>>37274574
>give me children
>doesn't like a fetish about doing so
So fickle
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>>37273510
Oh, that really sucks anon. I hope you find someone you really like though!
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>>37267617
clinical definition is 10in fyi
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>>37271781
i am just worried. i want to be someones ideal you know the kind of thing someone will write poetry about. i am so disconnected i don't know what is good or bad
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