You enter your room and see this >what do Delicious Oregano

Give her a pity (You)

'mire myself in the mirror, natch! @u@

tackle, pull her panties down, shove my tongue in her mouth

>>37263645
>pull her panties down, shove my tongue in her mouth
>in her mouth
w-what
anon don't you mean butt?

i get naked and tell her there's an easy way and a hard way of doing this

>>37263479
>m-may i do a big sex with you?

Tell her she can be my live-in girlfriend in exchange for thrice daily facesitting sessions

>I look her in the eyes with lust as I feel her up from behind, left hand on her left buttcheek, right hand on the front of her right hip, sliding inwards towards her vagina, I take my left hand off her butt and slide it up and cup her left breast and with that hand and my hand on her right side nearing her labia, I squeeze her and consequently her butt tighter to my crotch and I kiss her as she feels me getting harder and harder against her ass and she presses against me as our kiss involves more and more tongue and feels more and more intimate.

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>>37263479
I tell her to stop using photoshop

>>37263802
DELET THIS

orengao

this is a private property lady, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave

>>37263802
i still would, just not as hard

>>37263802
im disappoint

>>37263802
I actually like this more

>>37263887
You have shit taste. OP pic is phatter but its firm, it has signs of good health, both thighs and ass. The one you like more is skinnyfat flabby lifestyle disease ugliness that will age terribly because its clear she never exercised a day in her life.

>>37263912
So you prefer the fake one then? The completely not happening one?

>>37264840
Yes.

Consider this thought experiment. Do you find a 2D sexy anime girl more attractive, or a super old sagging 400 pounds fatty that is real more attractive?

Check for a dick. If not, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>37263802
fuck off retard. would still bang any day. if you guys say you wouldn't that's probably because you are a trap fucker.

>>37265124
>fuck off retard.
Huh?

>>37265124
no im just a chad who can get better and have gotten warped standards due to internet porn

>>37263479

racemix with the cute asian girl...just like professor shekelsteinburgowitz told me to...

>>37263479
>
rape her in self defense for being on my property